Oh, I can see, what others can't see'
It ain't some sideshow trick, it's a neat ability
Where others are blind, I am futurely inclined
And you too could see, if you was widdle ol' me!
Come on, everybody, rise up! I want y'all to keep it going!
Dipper: Wha--? How did he--?
Gideon: Keep it going!
You wish your son would call you more
Old Lady: I'm leaving everything to my cats!
Gideon: I sense that you've been here before
Sheriff Blubs: Oh, what gave it away?
Dipper: Come on.
Gideon: I'll read your mind if I'm able
>audience claps in rhythm<
Something tells me you're named Mabel
Mabel: How'd he do that?
Gideon: So welcome all ye... to the Tent of Telepathy
And thanks for visiting... widdle ol' me!