"We Control the Balls" is a musical number the lilliputtians are eager to sing for visitors. Initially, Dipper and Mabel Pines decline to listen to their performance on how they control the golf balls at Ye Royal Discount Putt Hutt. Later, however, the Liliputtians manage to keep an unwilling listener, Sergei, from leaving their performance.
We control the balls,
We control the balls!
From Birmingham to Montreal
We control the balls
Lilliputtian #1: Guys, I figured it out! We control the balls!
Lilluputtian #2: Now he gets it!
Lilluputtian #1: Oh, you guys!
All Lilluputtians: (laugh)
Our lives are filled with nonstop fun,
But there's nothing like a hole in one!