We Control the Balls

"We Control the Balls"^[1] is a musical number the lilliputtians are eager to sing for visitors. Initially, Dipper and Mabel Pines decline to listen to their performance on how they control the golf balls at Ye Royal Discount Putt Hutt. Later, however, the Liliputtians manage to keep an unwilling listener, Sergei, from leaving their performance.^[2]

Lyrics[]

We control the balls,
We control the balls!

From Birmingham to Montreal
We control the balls

Miner Lilliputtian: Guys, I figured it out! We control the balls!
Pirate Lilliputtian: Now he gets it!
Miner Lilliputtian: Oh, you guys!
All Lilluputtians: (laugh)

Our lives are filled with nonstop fun,
But there's nothing like a hole in one!

Sergei: (claps) Can I go now?

Miner Lilliputtian: NEVER!

References[]

↑ ^1.0 ^1.1 ^1.2 WE CONTROL THE BALLS (Legal Title). Retrieved on May 18, 2015.
↑ "The Golf War." Jeff Rowe, Alex Hirsch (writers) & Matt Braly (director). Gravity Falls. Disney XD. August 11, 2014. No. 3, season 2.

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V - E - H - D Songs
Theme	Gravity Falls Main Title Theme
Season 1 (Full Scores - Volume 1 - Volume 2 - Volume 3)	My Name Is Mabel \| Widdle Ol Me \| Homework's Wack \| Lamby Lamby Dance \| Disco Girl \| Training Montage \| Always Means Forever \| Don't Start Un-Believing \| Wendy \| 9 to 5 \| Large and In Charge \| Singin' Salmon \| Stan Wrong Song \| Dipper's Voice Remix \| Cray Cray \| Wendy's Song \| Meat for the Apocalypse \| It'll Be This Way Forever \| Mabel Girl \| Li'l Gideon Jingle
Season 2 (Full Scores)	The Rapper's Rap \| Taking Over Midnight \| Minigolf Skillz \| Singing the Driving Song \| We Control the Balls \| Literacy \| Other People's Mouths \| You're the Boy I Love \| Who's That Girl \| Ave Maria \| Two Kings \| Remember Those Times \| Straight Blanchin' \| Wendy, I Miss You So Much \| Puttin' a Rainbow Wig on a Big White Gorilla \| Singing by the Open Road \| Goat and a Pig \| Diggity Dungeons & All That \| Dancin' Dude \| Crime is Bad \| Mabel's Good Deeds Montage \| My Heart Is Made of Rainbows \| I'm a stuffed animal tree \| We'll Meet Again
Shorts	Bear-O \| Mabel's Guide To \| Fixin' It with Soos
Unused/Deleted/Other songs	The Gobblewonker Song \| Market Fun \| ZombieLuv \| TXT Me 2morrow \| Vegas Baby \| Pines 2016 \| It's Gonna Get Weird\| Ballad of Stan \| Tug-n’-Talk Shmebulock \| Call Me Mabel \| Gravity Falls (Original Soundtrack) \| Lofi: Gravity Falls \| My Perfect Dream Date
Book of Bill	Cipher is Real \| The World is Small Ever After for Always

[BMI-1] 1.0 ^1.1 ^1.2 WE CONTROL THE BALLS (Legal Title). Retrieved on May 18, 2015.

[2] "The Golf War." Jeff Rowe, Alex Hirsch (writers) & Matt Braly (director). Gravity Falls. Disney XD. August 11, 2014. No. 3, season 2.

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