I know I am skipping to S1E5 but I am still trying to think out the ideas for S1E3 and S1E4 (I don't need help) so here it is.
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[Camera pans up to the Mystery Shack, Dipper is reading 3]
[Dipper] You know, Mabel, I wish I could get Wendy and Robbie to break up. Could there be anything in here for that?
[Mabel] Dipper, it's a mystic book. Why would there be love advice in there?
[Dipper] Good point.
[Mabel] Why don't you just frame him for something he didn't d-
[Dipper] Found something!
[Mabel] W-w-what?
[Dipper] The "Love Snipper" is a small crystal ball which can break up two people. All you need to do is squeeze the ball in your hand and say in your mind what two people you wanna break up. I have sampled one, and one only Love Snipper in this page of the book. [lifts up Love Snipper]
[Mabel] I'd rather watch them break up then have them do it and us just know it happened.
[Dipper] Mabel, maybe we can hide behind one of the gift shop items, it can happen there!
[Mabel] All right!
[Dipper and Mabel] Mystery Twins!
[Theme Song]
[Cuts to Gift Shop]
[Dipper] [whispering] Now remember, whisper.
[Mabel] [whispering] Got it.
[Wendy is at the counter, reading a magazine, and Robbie walks in.]
[Robbie] Hey, babe, I was wondering if you wanted to go to this fancy new restaurant called Brad's.
[Dipper clutches the ball in his hand and thinks in his mind] Wendy and Robbie.
[Wendy] [throws her magazine to the ground] WE ARE SO THROUGH, ROBBIE!
[Robbie] What just happened? I didn't do anything!
[Wendy runs out of the shop, Robbie notices Dipper and Dipper accidentally has 3 drop out of his vest with the eyeglass bookmarked on the Love Snipper page; Robbie picks it up]
[Robbie] Well, well, well, look what you've been hiding from me. I can't believe you tried to break me and Wendy up!
[Dipper] Okay, it's true. But you can't be-wait a second, can I back up for a sec? Brad opened a restaurant?
[Robbie] Don't change the subject. Anyway, I have come to reveal my true form. Is there anything about zombies in here? [flips through pages] Look at this. Pale skin, bad attitude, that's obviously me! How could you not have discovered it earlier!
[In progress]