Grunkle Stan [narrating] Throughout the years, I've seen many things. (jumps into a small cart in a theme park) Car chases, street fights, crazy people... But this just ain't one of 'em. (turns around to see what's behind him and sees a missile going toward him)
The theme song starts playing.
Episode begins at the Mystery Shack.
Dipper (walks around the Mystery Shack) [quitly] Uh, where are you Mabel...?
Mabel jumps off the height she's climbed, surprising Dipper.
Mabel HA! I won again! [imitating a masculine voice] I am the ultimate hide-and-seek champion of the entire universe!
Dipper OK, I admit it.
Mabel Say it, say it--
Dipper (sign) Mabel is the coolest girl in the world and Dipper smells like himself. And I still don't get how that's an insult.
Mabel Yes! Success! Wait 'till I tell Grenda and Candy Chiu about this!
Scene cuts to Gruncle Stan watching TV.
Narrator Are your kids bored to death?
Grunkle Stan No.
Narrator Do they lie around looking for something to do?
Grunkle Stan No.
Narrator Are they causing problems because of this?
Grunkle Stan NO!
Narrator Then take them to the new Disney Land! [voice-over] Here in Gravity Falls, Oregon. [normal voice] Toys! Collectables! Food! And fun rides! Also with the new Sun Toucher, the highest ride in the entire world.
Dipper lookalike (gets off the ride) I think I'm gonna puke.
Narrator Completely safe for children over the age of ten! Don't waste your time! Visit the new Disney Land with your children-- [voice-over] --now!
Grunkle Stan Huh? And waste precious money? Never in the world!
Scene cuts to Mabel and Dipper in their room.
Dipper (sign) There's nothing to do around here! Mabel do you have an idea?
Mabel We could play hide and seek--
Dipper We just did.
Mabel Oh, yeah! But why can't we just go hunt monsters?
Dipper We can't. According to this book, it's the monsters resting season. At this time, the most untouchable of stars are aligned, creating a force beam which has no effect on us, but to monsters? They all fall asleep.
Scene cuts to a cave.
A giant bear wakes up happy in a very old cave.
Giant Bear Ah! After three hundred years of sleep, I am finally awa-- (gets hit by the beam) Hu--? (falls down on his bed asleep)
Scene cuts to Mabel and Dipper in their room.
Mabel Wow. But we still have nothing to do!
Mabel and Dipper (both sign)
Wendy Hey guys, wanna pull prank calls?
Dipper Um -- um -- sure!
Mabel [with a sad expression] Better than doing nothing.
Scene cuts to Gruncle Stan.
The phone starts ringing.
Grunkle Stan Well who could that be. (answers phone) Hello!
Wendy [with different voice] Hello, is that Stanford Pines on the phone?
Grunkle Stan Yeeeees???
Wendy [different voice] Congratulations sir! You have won one --
Grunkle Stan I have "won won"?
Wendy [different voice] No you have won one --
Grunkle Stan That's exactly what I said.
Wendy [different voice] Um, no, you --
Grunkle Stan Wait, are you mocking me? Are you trying to say I'm deaf? Alright, I may be old, BUT I'M NOT DEAF FOR GOODNESS SAKE!
Wendy [looks worried as Dipper and Mabel give her signs to close the phone] OK, um, let me rephrase that - congratulations sir! You have --
Grunkle Stan You don't have to repeat the entire ritual.
Wendy Could you just let me finish the sentence?
Grunkle Stan Alright.
Wendy You have won a million dollars!
Grunkle Stan Wha--? I'm--! Oh my good, this is the best day of my life! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Wendy But before you get the money, you have to say this sentence:

"I smell like Dipper."

Dipper He-he-- Hey!
Grunkle Stab Sure, I'll do anything! And I smell like Dipper. (phone is closed) Hello? Hello?
Scene cuts to Dipper and and Mabel's room.
Wendy and Mabel start laughing.
Dipper I don't get the joke.
Wendy Alright Dipper, your turn.
Dipper With pleasure.
Scene cuts to Gruncle Stan.
Grunkle Stan Hm, that was weird.
Phone starts ringing.
Grunkle Stan (answers) Hello?
The phone call gets closed.
Grunkle Stan Hello? Hello?
Scene cuts to Dipper and Mabel's room.
Wendy, Mabel and Dipper start laughing.
Dipper Alright Mabel, your turn.
Scene cuts to Gruncle Stan.
Grunkle Stan Meddlin' teenagers.
Phone starts ringing.
Grunkle Stan I know it's you, you little scum! You think you can outwit me, huh? Well nobody outwits Stanford Pines!
Mabel Ah, Grunkle Sta -- I mean -- [different voice] Mr. Pi--
Grunkle Stan Mabel, is that you? That's it, I'm coming upstairs!
Mabel (closes phone) He's coming upstairs!
Dipper Quick! Let's hide!
Wendy, Dipper and Mabel hide in the closet.
Gruncle Stan enters Dipper and Mabel's room.
Grunkle Stan Alright Mabel, where are you hiding? (he starts searching the closet)
Stan searches for hours but he still can't find the room.
Dipper takes off his coat and leaves it on the floor.
Dipper [quitly] It's getting real hot in here.
Grunkle Stan I can't find them. Oh, I quit.
Mabel I'm still the world's greatest hide and seek champion!
Dipper (closes Mabel's mouth) [quitly] No, Mabel, he'll hear you!
Grunkle Stan Huh? Who's there? (goes towards the closet, but accidently stomps on Waddles' tail, who's sleeping)
In pain, Waddles runs downstairs in the Mystery Shack. He ruins most of the attractions, completely destroying them.
Grunkle Stan (arrives downstairs) My attractions! Kids!!!!
Dipper Oh, we're so doomed.
Scene cuts to Stan trying to find a punishment for the kids.
Grunkle Stan Unbelieveble! I can't believe this! You two are gonna get punished! You too Wendy! You too Waddles!
Mabel But Gruncle Stan, we were just trying to have fun.
Grunkle Stan [with a sarcastic tone] So, offending people and disturbing them is called "fun" nowadays? There's no way I'm letting you guys slip through this without getting punished!
Mabel (makes a sad face, expressing that she wants to cry)
Grunkle Stan OH, no, no, no-- no-- no-- NO!
Dipper Gruncle Stan, I think she's about to cry...
Grunkle Stan (sign) Alright, I won't punish you.
Wendy, Dipper and Mabel (high-five each other)
Grunkle Stan But we gotta do something about this. But what!
Narrator Super fun rides!
Grunkle Stan (scratches himself)
Narrator Filled with entertainment!
Grunkle Stan (scratches himself)
Narrator Super delicious snacks!
Grunkle Stan (scratches himself)
Narrator Pefect for children who have nothing to do!
Grunkle Stan (scratches himself)
Narrator Entertainment for all ages!
Grunkle Stan (scratches himself)
Narrator [toward the audience] Ya know, good ol' me can't tell me if he's completely deaf or just ignoring me.
Grunkle Stan Shhh! I can't think from all this racket!
The sound of an exploding nuclear bomb is heard in the background.
Grunkle Stan That's it! I'll send them to Frisbey Land!
Narrator Disney Land.
Mabel Yeay!
Dipper What? Disney Land? That place is or five year olds.
Wendy I'm with Dipper on this.
Grunkle Stan Oh really? Or would you prefer -- watching dramatic romance movies!
Wendy and Dipper (look at each other) No, we're fine.
Grunkle Stan Well, you better get going.
As Wendy, Dipper and Mabel leave, Stan lies on the couch.
Grunkle Stan Ah. Finally.
Suddenly, the phone starts ringing.
Unknown voice Get downstairs.
Grunkle Stan Soos! It's time.
Soos (shakes his head in agreement)
The two open the door behind the vending machine and take the elevator to downstairs.
They arrive at a large room filled with secret agents testing high-tech weapons and training. They arrive at a door with the symbol of Bill on it. They enter the room which it leads to.
Unknown voice You have arrived.
The unknown person turns the chair he's sitting on around, revealing it's the 8 and ½ president of the United States of America, Quentin Trembley.
Grunkle Stan What could we do for you Mr. President?
Quentin Trembley (he reaches towards a suitcase he's carrying, pulling out 1)
Soos and Stan are shocked.
Quentin Trembley You're quite good, Stan Pines. You've done some tasks not even I could have performed. But it was just recently you let me down.
Grunkle Stan I don't seem to understand.
Quentin Trembley There lies your problem, Stan. You weren't capable of noticing that someone was able to find 3. Find it, and use it.
Grunkle Stan But sir, Gideon hasn't even laid his eyes upon 3.
Quentin Trembley Oh, I'm not talking about Gideon. I'm talking about your niece and nephew, Mabel and Rodrick Pines.
Grunkle Stan Well, technically, his name isn't--
Quentin Trembley The name doesn't matter! The fact that they have got 3 in their hands is what matters! And they're using it in hunting monsters!
Grunkle Stan Hunting monsters? But I thought that they were just making the stories up.
Quentin Trembley Well they weren't. They have found about twenty species of categorized and uncategorized creatures! And your assistant here has been helping them, slowly and slowly revealing our secrets to them!
Grunkle Stan Soos?
Soos It's true. But they're more than capable of helping us in stopping the awakening of -- you know who and stopping the apocalypse. They are more than capable of becoming a part of our society.
Grunkle Stan Soos, they're just children!
Soos Wasn't I one too when you recruited me?
Grunkle Stan This is different! We need agents who are capable of hiding their secret identity! And I don't think Dipper and Mabel count as such.
Soos I still think we're making a big mistake.
Grunkle Stan What do we do about this, Mr. President?
Quentin Trembley Take these. (hands over a pair of pens and sunglasses) Remove their memory and retrieve 3 - at all cost. Understood?
Soos and Stan Understood.
Quentin Trembley Also, take some weapons. Just in case.
Soos Justin who?
Grunkle Stan (hits Soos by the head) Not "Justin", "just IN".
Soos Oh. Well, we better get going.
Scene cuts to an agent creating weapons.
Grunkle Stan Agent 23-5-1-16-15-14!
Agent 23-5-1-16-15-14 Well, well, well, if it ain't good ol' Stan Pines. What is it this time, the Thin Man stole your lunch?
Grunkle Stan I see that you're still that sarcastic idiot -- Weapon. (starts laughing)
Agent 23-5-1-16-15-14 Very funny. What are you looking for here?
Grunkle Stan Weapons. What else could we be looking for, warning letters?
Agent 23-5-1-16-15-14 There hasn't been much new tech produced around here. But I do have something.
Agent 23-5-1-16-15-14 Here are the Anti-gravity Boots. They don't go well with the town. (starts laughing) And of course, this is the upgraded Vaporizing Gun. It's small, light, capable of vaporizing materials far more durable even than ura-titanium, has larger range and I'm starting to sound like a nerd. Anyway, we also have the Magneto-glove. Anyone who wears it has control over the electro-magnetic spectrum. Wow, my clothes are getting big. (takes of his skin, revealing he's Old Man McGucket)This is the ParaNormal Activity Locator. If there's any kind of disturbance, you'll know it. Also, take my old boots. They're smelly. You could make an attraction out of 'em.
Grunkle Stan Uh, thanks?
Old Man McGucket Don't mention it. Also, take this Cool Ice-constructed Cryo-gun. It's from Alianska. Or what way it's pronounced.
Grunkle Stan OK. Soos, we're going. Soos?
We see Soos chewing a gun.
Soos Why am I chewing a gun?
Scene cuts to Mabel, Dipper and Wendy about to reach Disney Land.
Dipper Ugh! This is going to be one ugly experience.
Wendy I know right? And why can't we just go somewhere else?
Mabel Because I want to go. You'll leave me there and then you can go anywhere you want. The forest is too spooky for me to go by it alone.
Wendy (looks at Dipper) Sounds good to me.
Mabel We are here!
We see an enormous carnival with giant rides, multiple stands, food and other stuff.
Wendy Alright, I'm staying!
Dipper Me too!
We see a montage of things that Mabel, Dipper and Wendy did at the carnival.
Scene cuts to Gideon at the carnival with a servant standing next to him.
Gideon [licking an ice cream] Dhiz-- nom, norm - as, res-- drlecios!
Servant You might want to go easy on the ice cream, as they say it, sir.
Gideon Silence! I'm the boss around here! Oh, and -- napkin. (cleans his mouth) Thank you. Huh? Am I seeing things? Are those Mabel and Dipper? With no Stan around? Ha! I'm so lucky! Without Stan around, I'll be able to catch Dipper and force him to give me 3 and force Mabel to marry me! This will be like taking candy from -- a baby! (maniacally laughs)
Scene cuts to Soos and Stan in special suits spying on Mabel, Dipper and Wendy.
Grunkle Stan Ugh! Where are they going? Ugh! Amusement parks! Always attracting people and amusing them. I just wish these guys wouldn't be walking so fast. Good thing that key the President gave to Dipper has a microscopic tracking device on it. We'll be able to track 'em down. Soos, use your suit to track the key!
Soos Um, it's called the "SOOT", not the "SUIT".
Grunkle Stan That's what I said.
Soos No, you said "SUIT", it's "SOOT".
Grunkle Stan But that's the same thing!
Soos No it isn't, it's spelled differently!
Grunkle Stan (signs) It doesn't matter, just use the -- whatever you call it!
Soos On it! (tracking them for some time) Got it!
Grunkle Stan OK! Let's go!
Scene cuts to Mabel, Wendy and Dipper.
Wendy So three ice creams - one with vanilla and chocolate, the other with vanilla and fruit mix and the last with chocolate and fruit mix.
Dipper You know, "fruit mix" is a dumb name for an ice cream.
Wendy Meh. There've been worse. They called one ice cream "The Kream". They said its name was a mix from "cream" and "killer".
They all start laughing.
They make it to the ice cream stand.
Wendy Three ice creams, please - one with vanilla and chocolate, the other with vanilla and fruit mix and the last with chocolate and fruit mix.
Man at Stand Here y'all go. Bah the way, y'all seen an' kind of a-giant bug turnin' people into zombies? 'Cause I think mah baws is one.
Wendy Um, noooooo. (slowly starts to walk away) (takes Mabel and Dipper) Let's go guys.
Scene cuts to Gideon and his servant.
Servant Excuse me sir, but might I ask what are you planning?
Gideon Oh, nothing. I'm just going to use my extra-dimensional pendant to snatch the book without them noticing it's gone.
Servant Alright, sir.
Gideon Now to use my mental strength to absorb the pendant's will and use its power!
Gideon starts glowing, making a hole in time-space continuum and pulling a red arm coming from the glow through the hole.
Scene cuts to Soos and Stan. A beeping noise is heard.
Grunkle Stan What's that, Soos?
Soos Hm. The energy locator is sensing a high amount of energy going through a hole in this world's dimensions and going to towards Dipper. And it's slowly materializing!
Grunkle Stan Nothing can do that on its own. It's gotta be Gideon. He's trying to get 3. How do I stop the energy object?
Soos If the energy object materializes to the point it acts like normal matter, it will be useless. You need to use the Higs controller!
Grunkle Stan Gimme the extra-dimensional glasses! [quitly] Here goes nothing. (blast the energy object which materializes and stops moving)
Gideon Huh? What is going on? The pendant isn't working! There's only one explanation for this - Stanford.
Grunkle Stan Gideon's here.
Gideon And he's intending to take the book.
Grunkle Stan I don't allow it.
Gideon From this point on--
Grunkle Stan and Gideon [at the same time] --we are at war.
Soos and servant [at the same time] Actually you're in war ever since you know of each other.
Grunkle Stan and Gideon [at the same time] Shut up.
We see a montage of clashes between the two groups at the carnival.
Scene cuts to Soos and Stan.
Grunkle Stan [breathing heavily] So -- tired -- need -- rest!!!
Soos [breathing heavily] Yeah... You -- startin' -- to talk -- like -- crazy...
Scene cuts to Gideon and servant.
Gideon [breathing heavily]
Servant [breathing heavily] What -- is the -- plan -- now sir?
Gideon [breathing heavily] I -- have -- been mocked and tossed around -- for too long! [calms himself] It's time I use my secret weapon! (pulls out something out of his pocket)
Servant No sir, it's too dangerous!
Gideon "Dangerous" is my middle name. Well, it's actually my fourth name, but you get the point! It's secret-agents-super-destroying-time. (laughs maniacally)

Due to not having much time on my hand, I'm not going to finish the fan fiction. But don't worry, I'll finish it when I have time.

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