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So its been a while since I contributed to this wiki.The reason is one word.The most feared word in humanity that strikes fear into 11-14 or 15 year olds: Middle School. Its like Middle Earth but with education.So my highly primative mind came up with an out of the ordinary plan to get back in this wiki: SPAM AND TROLL IT. Then about 2-4 miliseconds later i realized that was a horrible idea and that doing so would b e like falling into lava while giving childbirth. Only more so.So then i thought, "Make a blog,you idiot".So feel free to post your own quotes in the comments. Enjoy and feel free to use these to deal with bullies,girls and/or boys or just to be more popular.P.S. some of these quotes are by other people.Have fun with it.

"If being beutiful means being chased half to death, hunted down by fans and being constantly plotted against by evil people.....everything I know is a lie".

"Ever heard of breath mints?"

words of wisdom: "The loneliest people are the kindest.The saddest people smile the brightest.The most hurt people are the wisest.All because they do not wish to see people suffer the way they do."

"Opinions.The natural enemy of the internet."

"I am bad.And that is good.I will never be good.And that's not bad.There is no one I'd rather be than me."

"Be yourself.Everyone else is already taken."

"What a fine day to witness an apocalypse."

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself be a villian."

"Your stupidity makes me lose my innocence."

"College is a day care for adults."

"I don't always live on this planet.A few years ago blacks were slaves.I left.I came back and found that blacks now had equal rights as whites.I left feeling happy.I came back to find kids spoiled with technology.In conlclusion I don't always live on this planet but when I do I mostly don't want to."

"Violence isn't always neccesary.But when it is parents still don't approve."

"But for some reason parents are okay with robots and monsters getting beat up.Go figure".

"Sometimes people think things aren't their fault.But if you think it's all just Mickey Mouse's fault."

"You know why Mickey's dog is called Pluto? He's cold,heartless and freezing. Yet somehow he finds warmth on tv.Go figure."

"I'll have you know when I was playing Pokemon, and I accidently killed a shiny, I only cried for 20 minutes."

"I'll have you know when I was reading Percy Jackson, and Luke died, I only cried for 20 minutes."

"I'll have you know in December when I realized Gravity Falls wouldn't be back until January I only cried for 20 minutes."

I'll come up with more.I'll come up with more...

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