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Its time ladies and gentelmen, time for continuing Old Man Stan after a lot of time off.  I don't know why I took so long to continue this, I mean, I'm on here everyday, must be laziness or writer's block (as I have to constantly reference earlier parts of the story or Wreck-It Ralph itself).  So, time to go back to Equestria for the epic continuation! 


Dipper: Ah.....Star Bella, I have to say, other then Wendy, you are the most flamming girl I have ever seen.

Star Bella: Gasp! (Has a flashback involving her and her old friend, who she was dating until the guy got killed by a Spi-Bug) AHHHH!

Dipper: Is everything ok, mam? 

Star Bella: Leave me!

Dipper: Why? All I said you are a flamming girl?

Star Bella: I SAID LEAVE ME!

Dipper: Okay......(jumps off the aircraft) some people...(knocks on enterance) 

Spike: (opens the door) Yes?

Dipper: (takes a deep breath) My name is Dipper Pines, I come from the show Gravity Falls, I was hoping to know if you've seen my great-uncle Stan around?

Spike: Grunkle Stan?

Dipper: Yeah! Him! Where is he?!

Spike: Oh I'm sorry, but we can't handle other escapey.  (presses button and Dipper falls through the ground)

Dipper: AHHHHH! 

Spike: (looks down) Sorry...(closes the door and goes back inside)

(Meanwhile at Create The Skate)

Buttercake: Come on! In here! 

Stan: Geez, what type of dump is this?

Buttercake: Its not a dump, its the roller-skate company.  It hasn't been used at all the show so far, so maybe it was an scrap thing.  Pretty cool, huh?

Stan: No, not cool.  Lets just make these skates and get going.

Buttercake: (presses button on the outside enterence and the gate opens up) In here! 

Speaker: CHOOSE A ROLLER-SKATE!

(Buttercake choses a skate with tiny wings and sharp blades)

Speaker: ENTER THROUGH HERE!

Buttercake: Wow, I can't wait to make this thing!

Stan: Oh boy....

Speaker: YOU'VE GOT 1 MINUTE TO MAKE A SKATE OR LOSE AND GET BOOED, SO GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT! 3, 2, 1! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Buttercake: (rushes around to each area) Yo Stan, can you help me with this?

Stan: Nah.

Buttercake: OUR DEAL, REMEMBER?

Stan: Alright fine, (squeezes hard onto the Blade Builder) 

Buttercake: There ya go, Stanley! 

Stan: Alright, over here now! (picks out a pair of wings to attach) 

Buttercake: I've got the glue! Woah!- (trips and the glue flies in mid air)

Stan: I've got it! (jumps high and catches it, then attaches the wings to the skates)

Buttercake: All we need to do left is color it!

Stan: What color???

Buttercake: Yellow! Yellow, mellow, yellow! 

Stan: (Squezes paint all over it)

Speaker: AND....TIMES UP! LETS SEE HOW YOU DID? 

(The roller-skate comes out with the wings upside down, multiple blades and the paint all over the inside)

Stan: I'm sorry kid...we tried our be-

Buttercake: I...love it.

Stan: Say what?

Buttercake: OH I LOVE IT STAN, I LOVE IT!

Stan: (Whips head in grief) Thank goodness!

Buttercake: Now, a masterpiece this good deserves to be signed.

(Stan and Buttercake sign there names on it)

Stan: Your not too bad, kid.  This was fun.

Queen Sweetens: FREEZE! Mr. Pines? Buttercake?!

Stan: Huh! (squeezes glue at her)

Queen Sweetens: My eyes! Chase after her now!

(Shinning and Caramel jump on their motorcycles and chase after Stan and Buttercake)

Buttercake: Stan! Jump onto my back! 

(Stan jumps onto the back as they fly into the sky)

Stan: WOAAAAAAAH!!!!

Buttercake: THIS IS SOOOOOO COOOOOOOL!

(They land into a giant mountain with snow)

Stan: WE'RE GONNA CRASH!!! (they dissapare inside the the mountain)

Stan: WE'RE DEA.......WE'RE ALIVE!!!

Buttercake: Yup, welcome to my home, Stan.

All right, that was a lot of typing, well that's the end of this chapter.  I'll make sure to make chapters more faster now.  Please leave a comment and spread the word about the story so far! Thanks for reading! :D

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