Alright if you ant to listen to a story listen up! It's for Tuck's and Brad's contest.
Me: So Friend #1 Where do you want to go for Summerween?
Friend #1: Well I did hear about this really spooky haunted house, why don't we go there?
Me: Oh yeah, for Summerween horror nights, okay for this Summerween, I'll be Dipper Pines I CALLED IT!
- We put on our epic costumes*
Me: You ready Friend #1?
Friend #1: Hold on, i'm just putting on the wiskers. *She puts on whiskers* Alright now I'm ready!
Me: Okay! Mystery hunters unite!!!!!!!
- We go outside and we are the only ones there*
Friend #1: Where is everybody?
Me: Remember this is just a Gravity Falls holiday, so we need to make it real!
- A shadow is staalking us*
Me: hm, this is strange, let me check my.... *Pulls out a weird looking Dipper's 3 book* BOOK!
Friend #1: Okay....
Me: *Derpy-like* Let's go to that old mansion!
- Lighting strikes the mansion*
Frend #1: err *Derpy-like* OKAY!!!!
- The shadow goes to the mansion really fast and we don't see it*
- Derpy-like music plays as we take a unicorn farting a rainbow to the mansion, and we have derpy eyes*
Me: Thanks random unicorn that took us to this mansion that don't suspect you evil at all!
Friend #1: Yeah, thanks!
- The unicorn takes off leaving a trail of rainbows behind him*
Friend #1: That was a nice unicorn
- Up in the mansion the shadow pets the unicron*
Me: *rings the doorbell, and holds out a bag of candy*
- A trap door opens and Friend #1 and I fall*
Me: *scremas, then laughs*
Friend #1: *shows no expression*
- We land in a pot of Candy*
Friend #1: Ooh, candy!!!! *starts eating* nom nom.
Me: Yay! *starts eating also*
- We both become fat, but we escape the candy trap*
Me: Whoa, Friend #1! That's a big pillow you stuffed for you know, Soos being a bit chubby.
Friend #1: Oh, That pillow fell out a while ago.
- Back upstairs*
Shadow: Darn! They escaped the trap! Let's see if they can face my next challenge!
- The shadow presses a button*
- Friend #1 and I walk upstairs*
Friend #1: So why did we come here anyways?
Me: Wait, wait, wait. How did you lose all that weight so fast?
Friend #1: What? ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!
Me: No, no!
Friend #1: hmm, anyways, back to my question.
Me: Well, we are GFF's and this is the forbiden house of GFF's This is a place where the Gravity Falls haters live.
Friend #1: And...
Me: *derpy-like* WE WILL MAKE THIS PERSON A GFF!
Friend #1: *derpy-like* GOOD POINT!
- We run down a hall while there are GFF-taking dementors after us (BTW a GFF-taking demntor is a creature that makes you hate Gravity Falls)*
- We skip down a hall*
Me: Whay are we so derpy?
Friend #1: IDK!
Me: *Accidentally kicks my shoe off and it hits a GFF-taking dementor in the face*
Friend #1: O.O RUN!!!!!
- Three demntors are coming after us*
Friend #1: Split up!
Me: *runs down a secret corridor and one demntor follows me, while the other two follow Friend #1*
- in the hallway Friend #1 is, she picks up a fire extingusher*
Friend #1: *puts on sunglasses* Asta lavista dementors
- Friend #1 Shoots the fire extingusher at the dementors, they shriek in pain, and they die*
- the two corridors connect back to one hallway, and I meet Friend #1 again*
Me: Wow, I almost died back there!
Friend #1: How did you kill the dementor?
Me: long story *flashback*
- in flashback* Me: *runs in circles like an idiot*
- in flashback* dementor: *laughs so hard he explodes*
- in reality*
Me: That was fun
Friend #1: Someone is behind this.
Me: Well there is that anti-GFF that goes to our school.
Friend #1: Of course!
- The shadow lurks close by*
Me: Why is she doing this to us?
Friend #1: idk!!!!
- A cage falls on top of us*
Me: *sarcastic* Well, how lovely
Shadow: I knew you guys would go trick-or-treating today! Gravity Falls is all you two talk about!
Me: anti-GFF we meet again!
Anti-GFF: Yes! And I will keep you here so you don't make "Summerween" a holiday!
Friend #1: *notices that the bars of the cage are candy*
Me: Wow really anti-GFF? The bars are candy!
- Really derpy-like, we crash through the bars making an epic face*
Friend #1: WITCH BE GONE! *Slaps anti-GFF*
- We eventually beat the crap out of Anti-GFF and now we transformed her into a GFF*
GFF: I... Fell different now, I...I..I feel like *Derpy-face* A MAN (note: this is a girl :P)
- Friend #1 and I high-five, and we make epic faces*
- the three of us crash through a window on the unicorn that farts rainbows*
- We get off the unicorn all dizzy-like, and we throw up rainbows*
GFF: Is this normal?
Me: Yes, that is the power of *Makes epic face* GRAVITY FALLS!!!!!!!!
Now kids, the lesson here is....... IDK GOODNIGHT EVERYONE! *throws smoke bomb*