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|''Scene opens from Stan's perspective in the [[Mystery Shack]] as he is waking up. It switches to a top view of him in bed.''
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[[Stan Pines]]
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| Alright Stan, another day, another random body pain. Here we go. ''(puts on slippers that are soaked in milk) ''Ugh! ''(finds a note on his desk)''
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![[Mabel Pines]] (note)
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| Dear Stan, I needed something to carry milk in so I used your slippers. Love, Mabel.
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!Stan
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![[Dipper Pines]] (note)
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|Dear Stan, I took these to build a planetarium suit for [[Soos Ramirez|Soos]]! Sorry! Dipper.
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|''Cuts to Stan waiting in line in a grocery store at the checkout counter with light bulbs. [[Robbie Valentino|Robbie]], [[Lee]], [[Tambry]] and [[Nate]] show up behind him.''
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[[Lee]]
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|Woah, lets not take this line. There's an old person in it.
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[[Robbie Valentino]]
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|Psh, yeah. He's probably gonna pay with like, pennies and, war bonds.
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|Hey! For your information, I was gonna shoplift most of this.
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[[Summerween Superstore worker|Cashier]]
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|Seccurity!
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|Ugh. Rough start to a day. ''(walks towards the kitchen)'' But it's all gonna be worth it when I fix that light bul- ''([[Ford]] is screwing in the light bulb with Dipper, Mabel and Soos)''
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Revision as of 06:42, 25 August 2015

Transcript This is a transcribed copy for the episode "The Stanchurian Candidate." Feel free to edit or add to this page as long as the information comes directly from the episode.
Previous: "Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons" Next: "TBA"
Scene opens from Stan's perspective in the Mystery Shack as he is waking up. It switches to a top view of him in bed.

Stan Pines

Alright Stan, another day, another random body pain. Here we go. (puts on slippers that are soaked in milk) Ugh! (finds a note on his desk)
Mabel Pines (note) Dear Stan, I needed something to carry milk in so I used your slippers. Love, Mabel.
Stan (shudders; walks into the kitchen and tries to turn on the light but it explodes) Uggghhh. (goes to find new light bulbs but finds the box empty except for a note)
Dipper Pines (note) Dear Stan, I took these to build a planetarium suit for Soos! Sorry! Dipper.

Stan

(grumbles; crumples note)
Cuts to Stan waiting in line in a grocery store at the checkout counter with light bulbs. Robbie, Lee, Tambry and Nate show up behind him.

Lee

Woah, lets not take this line. There's an old person in it.

Robbie Valentino

Psh, yeah. He's probably gonna pay with like, pennies and, war bonds.

Stan

Hey! For your information, I was gonna shoplift most of this.

Cashier

Seccurity!

Stan

(security guards rush for him) Ha! Smoke bomb! (throws smoke bombs on the floor but it does nothing) Aw seriously? (gets tackled) Ahh!
Cuts to Stan coming home bruised with the light bulbs with him.
Stan Ugh. Rough start to a day. (walks towards the kitchen) But it's all gonna be worth it when I fix that light bul- (Ford is screwing in the light bulb with Dipper, Mabel and Soos)
Ford Pines And we're done!
Dipper, Mabel and Soos Ramirez (cheer)
Mabel Does anyone see this? This is what a hero looks like right here.
Stan I thought we were out of light bulbs.
Ford Oh we were, so I invented my own! It will last a thousand years and the light it emmits makes your skin softer
Dipper, Mabel and Soos Oooh!

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V - E - H - D Transcripts of Gravity Falls
Season one Tourist Trapped | The Legend of the Gobblewonker | Headhunters | The Hand That Rocks the Mabel | The Inconveniencing | Dipper vs. Manliness | Double Dipper | Irrational Treasure | The Time Traveler's Pig | Fight Fighters | Little Dipper | Summerween | Boss Mabel | Bottomless Pit! | The Deep End | Carpet Diem | Boyz Crazy | Land Before Swine | Dreamscaperers | Gideon Rises
Season two Scary-oke | Into the Bunker | The Golf War | Sock Opera | Soos and the Real Girl | Little Gift Shop of Horrors | Society of the Blind Eye | Blendin's Game | The Love God | Northwest Mansion Mystery | Not What He Seems | A Tale of Two Stans | Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons | The Stanchurian Candidate | The Last Mabelcorn | Roadside Attraction | Dipper and Mabel vs. the Future | Weirdmageddon 1: Xpcveaoqfoxso | Weirdmageddon 2: Escape From Reality | Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back The Falls
Animated shorts Candy Monster | Stan's Tattoo | Mailbox | Lefty | Tooth | The Hide-Behind | Mabel's Guide to Dating | Mabel's Guide to Stickers | Mabel's Guide to Fashion | Mabel's Guide to Color | Mabel's Guide to Art | Fixin' It with Soos: Golf Cart | Fixin' It with Soos: Cuckoo Clock | TV Shorts 1 | TV Shorts 2 | Mabel's Scrapbook: Heist Movie | Mabel's Scrapbook: Petting Zoo
"Old Man" McGucket's Conspiracy Corner Marathon Triangles | Stan's Brother | Relation Shipping | Laptop Code | The Ice Man | Medalions | Government Agency | 6-18 | Eyes | Cryptograms
Grunkle Stan's Lost Mystery Shack Interviews Interview - Jake Short/Transcript | Interview - Tyrell Jackson Williams/Transcript
Related Media Unaired pilot | Between the Pines

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