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This is a transcribed copy for the episode "The Inconveniencing." Feel free to edit or add to this page as long as the information comes directly from the episode. |
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| Opens to Dipper and Mabel in the Shack. Mabel is sitting on a spinning globe. | |||
| Dipper | Mabel, do you believe in ghosts? | ||
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| Mabel | I believe you're a big dork! Ha ha ha ha! | ||
| Dipper | (Puts pencil against globe, making Mabel fall off.) | ||
| Stan | (Enters from outside.) Soos! Wendy! | ||
| Soos | (Runs up, pants) What's up, Mr. Pines! | ||
| Stan | I'm heading out. You two will clean the bathrooms, right? | ||
| Soos | Yes, sir! | ||
| Wendy | Absolutely not! | ||
| Stan | Ha ha! You stay out of trouble! (leaves) | ||
| Wendy | Hey guys! What's this? (Unveils curtain) Secret ladder to the roof? | ||
| Soos | Uh, I don't know about this, Wendy. | ||
| Wendy | Huh? | ||
| Soos | Uhhhhh. | ||
| Wendy | Huh? | ||
| Soos | You're freaking me out, dude! | ||
| Dipper | Can we actually go up there? | ||
| Wendy | Sure we can! Roof time! Roof time! | ||
| Dipper and Mabel | Roof time! Roof time! | ||
| Soos | (Looks out window) Uhhhh. | ||
| Dipper, Mabel, and Wendy | (Walk over roof to Wendy's spot) | ||
| Wendy | I may or may not can up here, every day, all the time. (Throws pinecone. It hits a target on a telephone) Yes! | ||
| Dipper and Mabel | (Throw pine cones.) | ||
| Dipper | (Hits a car. Car alarm goes off.) | ||
| Wendy |
Jackpot! Hi five. (Holds up hand.) ... Don't leave me hanging. Oh hey look my friends! | ||
| Thompson | (Pulls up in car. Waves hand out window.) Wendy! | ||
| Wendy | Hey, you guys aren't going to tell Stan about this, are you? | ||
| Dipper | (Zips lips) | ||
| Wendy | (Zips lips) Later dorks! (Slides down trees and gets into car) | ||
| Thompson | Let's go! (Drives away) | ||
| Dipper | Later Wendy! Heh heh! | ||
| Mabel | Uh, oh! | ||
| Dipper | What? | ||
| Mabel | Somebody's in love! | ||
| Dipper | Ya, right! I just think Wendy's cool! It's not like I lie awake at night thinking about her! | ||
| Cut to Dipper in bed at night, wide awake. | |||
| Dipper | Uh, oh! | ||
| Cuts to theme song. | |||
| Cuts to inside Mystery Shack | |||
| Mabel |
Random dance party for no reason! (dances) | ||
| Wendy | (dances) Go! Go! Go! Go! | ||
| Dipper | (writing:) I am pretending to write something down. | ||
| Wendy | Dipper, come join us! | ||
| Dipper | I don't dance. | ||
| Mabel | Ya, you do! Mom used to dress him in a lamb costume and make him do... (whispering to Wendy:) The Lamby Dance! | ||
| Dipper | Let's not talk about the Lamby Dance. | ||
| Mabel | Dipper would prance around and sing about grazing | ||
| Wendy | My friends are here! I gotta go. | ||
| Dipper | Wait! Why don't we come with you? | ||
| Wendy | I don't know. My friends are pretty intense. How old are you? | ||
| Dipper | We're thirteen! So, techincally teens. | ||
| Wendy | All right. Meet us outside when you're ready. (leaves) | ||
| Mabel | Since when are we thirteen? Is this a leap year? | ||
| Dipper | Come on, Mabel. This is our chance to hang out with, you know, the cool kids. And Wendy or whatever. | ||
| Mabel | I knew it! You love her! (dances around Dipper and points at him.) Love love lovelovelove! | ||
| Dipper | Oh hey, what's that? (points) | ||
| Mabel | Huh? | ||
| Dipper | (Flips Mabel's hair over her face.) | ||
| Mabel | (through hair) Love! Love! Love! Love! | ||
| Cut to teens outside. | |||
| Lee and Nate | (Holding up Thompson.) In the belly! In the belly! | ||
| Thompson | Come on! Hurry up! | ||
| Robbie | (Gets ready to throw jelly bean) | ||
| Bean hits Thompson in the belly button. | |||
| Robbie | (Looks at his bean in confusion) | ||
| Wendy | Hi guys! | ||
| Lee and Nate | Wendy! | ||
| Wendy | These are my friends from work, Dipper, and Mabel. | ||
| Mabel | I chewed my gum so it looks like a brain! (Sticks out her tongue, which has a wad of gum on it) | ||
| Dipper | She's not not for first impressions. (points at himself) Unlike this guy! ...this guy. | ||
| Robbie | So are you, like, babysitting, or- | ||
| Wendy | Come on, Robbie! Guys, this Terri. And Lee and Nate. And this is Thompson, who once ate a runover waffle for 50 cents. | ||
| Thompson | Don't tell them that! | ||
| Wendy | And this is Robbie. You can probably figure him out. | ||
| Robbie | Ya, I was the one who spray-painted the water tower. | ||
| Dipper | Oh, you mean the big muffin! | ||
| Robbie | Uh, it's a giant explosion. | ||
| Everyone | (Looks at water tower) | ||
| Lee | Ha! Kinda does look like a muffin! | ||
| Lee and Nate | (Laugh) | ||
| Robbie | (glares at Dipper) | ||
| Everyone | (gets into the car) | ||
| Thompson | All right so, before we go, my mom says you're not allowed to punch the roof anymore, soo... | ||
| Everyone except Thompson | (punches roof) Thompson! Thompson! Thompson! | ||
| Mabel | (Takes pen from Dipper. Crosses out, "You stink!" Writing:) You look nice today. (Speaking:) Ha! This is gonna blow someone's mind! | ||
| Dipper | Mabel, please! | ||
| Mabel | What, am I embarassing you in front of your new GIRLFRI- | ||
| Dipper | (slaps hand over Mabel's mouth. Pulls it away.) Ugh! Did you just lick my hand? | ||
| Cut to Stan sitting in front of TV | |||
| TV announcer | You're watching the boring old lady moving channel! | ||
| Stan | Kids! I can't find the remote and I refuse to stand up! | ||
| TV announcer | Stay tuned for, "The Duchess Approves"! | ||
| Stan | KIDS! | ||
| Cut to the teens and the twins standing in front of the Dusk 2 Dawn fence. | |||
| Wendy | There it is, fellas! The condemned Dusk 2 Dawn! | ||
| Dipper | So was it a health problem, or- | ||
| Lee | TRY MURDER! | ||
| Nate | Ya, some old folks died in there, the place has been haunted ever since! | ||
| Dipper | Are you guys ser'ious? | ||
| Wendy | Ya. We're all gonna die! Chill out man! (punches Dipper friendly)' It's not as bad as it looks! | ||
| Fast forward to everyone over the fence but Dipper and Lee. Dipper is stradeling the fence. | |||
| Wendy | Come one, Dipper! | ||
| Dipper | All right all right! Let me just, find a foothold here... | ||
| Lee | Dude, your sister did it! | ||
| Mabel | (Running on the ground sideways in a circle) WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP! | ||
| Lee | (Climbs up behind Dipper) Here, let me just... (Throws Dipper off the fence.) | ||
| Nate | Ha! Nice job throwing the kid off the fence, genius! | ||
| Lee | Your mom's a genius... | ||
| Robbie | (Tries to open door.) It's locked! | ||
| Dipper | Let me get a crack at it! | ||
| Robbie | Oh sure. I can't Open it, but I'm sure Junior here is gonna break it down like Hercules! | ||
| Wendy | Cut it out, Robbie! He's just a little kid. | ||
| Dipper | (Walks around to dumpster. Jumps up on it. Walks up the Roof to the vents. Punches it) | ||
| Mabel | Ya Dipper! Punch that metal thing! | ||
| Dipper | (Punches the vent cover into the vents. Walks inside.) | ||
| Wendy | Hey, take it easy, man! | ||
| Robbie | Who wants to bet he doesn't make it? | ||
| Dipper | (Walks out door. Gestures for everyone to go inside) | ||
| Lee | Good call inviting this little maniac! | ||
| Nate | Your new name is Dr. Fun Times! | ||
| Wendy | (Punches Dipper friendly) Nice work! | ||
| Dipper | (Skips inside after everyone else) | ||
| Teens | (Muttering) | ||
| Commercial break | |||
| Wendy | Woah, it's even creepier than I imagined! | ||
| Lee | Do you really think it's haunted? | ||
| Nate | Shut up, man! | ||
| Dipper | (Wipes dust off newspaper) | ||
| Mabel | (Wipes dust off change slot. Eats the dust) Yep. It's dust. | ||
| Wendy | Hey guys! You think these still work? (turns on lights) | ||
| Teens | (Muttering positive things about the store) | ||
| Dipper | So, what do we do now? | ||
| Wendy | Whatever we want. | ||
| Everyone throws food at each other. Then, they sit in a circle and pop mints into a Pit cola bottle. It explodes and everyone cheers | |||
| Mabel | (Runs around corner) Oh my Gosh! Smile dip! I thought this stuff was banned in America! | ||
| Dipper | Maybe they had a good reason. (Gets hit by a balloon full of food. Runs off.) | ||
| Mabel | (Puts the stick into the the Smile Dip. Looks at the stick, then pours the entire package into her mouth.) | ||
| Wendy and Dipper are eating ice pops on a shelf. | |||
| Wendy | Dipper, you realize this night is like, legendary, right? | ||
| Dipper | Ya? | ||
| Wendy | Check it out. The boys are bonding. | ||
| Lee and Nate | (stuffing ice into Thompson's pants.) | ||
| Wendy | I've never seen Terri look up from her phone this long | ||
| Terri | (Looks up from her phone for a second) | ||
| Wendy | And your sister seems to be going nuts for that Smile Dip. |
!Mabel Ugh...maybe I've had too much... what do you think? (halucinates) !Flavor Pup (backwards) Must distrust grunkle! !Flavor Pup 2 Would you like to eat my candy paw? !Mabel Of course, you little angel! (Eats paw) (Cut to real life, where Mabel is chewing on the air) !Wendy You know, Dipper, I was a little hesitant about letting you hang out with us, but you're surprisingly mature for your age. !Dipper Yes, yes I am! (Smashes ice cream against face) !Nate Hey, can you get us more ice? !Dipper I'm on it!