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Transcript This is a transcribed copy for the episode "The Inconveniencing." Feel free to edit or add to this page as long as the information comes directly from the episode.
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 ! This transcript is under construction. Therefore, please excuse its informal appearance while it's being worked on. We hope to have it completed as soon as possible. (December 11, 2012)
Opens to Dipper and Mabel in the Shack. Mabel is spinning on a globe.
Dipper Mabel, do you believe in ghosts?
Mabel I believe you're a big dork! Ha ha ha ha!
Dipper (Puts pencil against globe, making Mabe fall off.)
Stan (Enters from outside.) Soos! Wendy!
Soos (Runs up, pants) What's up, Mr. Pines!
Stan I'm heading out. You two'll clean the bathrooms, right?
Soos Yes, sir!
Wendy Absolutely not!
Stan Ha ha! You stay out of trouble! (leaves)
Wendy Hey guys! What's this? (Unveils curtain) Secret ladder to the roof?
Soos Uh, I don't know about this, Wendy.
Wendy Huh?
Soos Uhhhhh.
Wendy Huh?
Soos You're freaking me out, dude!
Dipper Can we actually go up there?
Wendy Sure we can! Roof time! Roof time!
Dipper and Mabel Roof time! Roof time!
Soos (Looks out window) Uhhhh.
Dipper, Mabel, and Wendy (Walk over roof to Wendy's spot)
Wendy I may or may not can up here, every day, all the time. (Throws pine cone. It hits a target on a telephone) Yes!
Dipper and Mabel (Throw pine cones.)
Dipper (Hits a car. Car alarm goes off.)
Wendy

Jackpot! Hi five. (Holds up hand.) ... Don't leave me hanging.

Oh hey look my friends!

Thompson (Pulls up in car. Waves hand out window.) Wendy!
Wendy Hey, you guys aren't going to tell Stan about this, are you?
Dipper (Zips lips)
Wendy (Zips lips) Later dorks! (Slides down trees and gets into car)
Thompson Let's go! (Drives away)
Dipper Later Wendy! Heh heh!
Mabel Uh, oh!
Dipper What?
Mabel Somebody's in love!
Dipper Ya, right! I just think Wendy's cool! It's not like I lie awake at night thinking about her!
Cut to Dipper in bed at night, wide awake.
Dipper Uh, oh!
Cuts to theme song.
Cuts to inside Mystery Shack
Mabel

Random dance party for no reason! (dances)

Wendy (dances) Go! Go! Go! Go!
Dipper (writing:) I am pretending to write something down.
Wendy Dipper, come join us!
Dipper I don't dance.
Mabel Ya, you do! Mom used to dress him in a lamb costume and make him do... (whispering to Wendy:) The Lamby Dance!
Dipper Let's not talk about the Lamby Dance.
Mabel (Holds up picture)Dipper would prance around and sing about grazing.
Mabel [Amazed.] It came true.
Dipper What? I'm not impressed.
Mabel You're impressed!
Gideon Hit it, dad.
Bud Gleeful starts playing the piano while Gideon sings 'Lil Ol' Me. When the song ends, Gideon is sweating and panting. The crowd cheers wildly.
Gideon Thank you! You people are the real miracles!
Mabel Woo! Yeah!
Dipper Man, that kid's an even bigger fraud then Stan! No wonder our uncle's jealous.
Mabel Oh, come on. His dance moves were adorable! And did you see his hair? It was like, whoosh!
Dipper You're too easily impressed.
Mabel Yeah, yeah.
Next day at the Mystery Shack.
Mabel Check it out, Dipper! I successfully Bezazzled my face! Blink! Ow.
Dipper Is that permanent?
Mabel I'm unappreciated in my time.

the doorbell rings.

Grunkle Stan Someone answer the door!!
Mabel I'll get it!
Mabel goes to get the door. She opens it up but there is no one there. Mabel looks down and finds Gideon
Gideon Howdy.
Mabel It's "wittle" ol' you!
Gideon I know, my song's quite catchy. Now, I know we haven't formally met, but after yesterday's preformance, I just couldn't get your laugh out of my head.
Mabel You mean this one? Ha ha ha-ha! Ha-ha!
Gideon Oh, what a delight! Now, when I saw you in the audience, I said to myself, "Now there's kindered spirit! Someone who apreciates sparkly things in life.".
Mabel That's totally me!
Mabel laughs and coughs up some rhinestones that land on Gideon's suit.
Gideon (whispering) Enchanting. Utterly enchanting.
Grunkle Stan (from inside the shack) Was that the door?
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