The Inconveniencing/Transcript

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!	This transcript is under construction. Therefore, please excuse its informal appearance while it's being worked on. We hope to have it completed as soon as possible. (December 11, 2012)

	Opens to Dipper and Mabel in the Shack. Mabel is spinning on a globe.
Dipper	Mabel, do you believe in ghosts?
Mabel	I believe you're a big dork! Ha ha ha ha!
Dipper	(Puts pencil against globe, making Mabe fall off.)
Stan	(Enters from outside.) Soos! Wendy!
Soos	(Runs up, pants) What's up, Mr. Pines!
Stan	I'm heading out. You two'll clean the bathrooms, right?
Soos	Yes, sir!
Wendy	Absolutely not!
Stan	Ha ha! You stay out of trouble! (leaves)
Wendy	Hey guys! What's this? (Unveils curtain) Secret ladder to the roof?
Soos	Uh, I don't know about this, Wendy.
Wendy	Huh?
Soos	Uhhhhh.
Wendy	Huh?
Soos	You're freaking me out, dude!
Dipper	Can we actually go up there?
Wendy	Sure we can! Roof time! Roof time!
Dipper and Mabel	Roof time! Roof time!
Soos	(Looks out window) Uhhhh.
Dipper, Mabel, and Wendy	(Walk over roof to Wendy's spot)
Wendy	I may or may not can up here, every day, all the time. (Throws pine cone. It hits a target on a telephone) Yes!
Dipper and Mabel	(Throw pine cones.)
Dipper	(Hits a car. Car alarm goes off.)
Wendy	Jackpot! Hi five. (Holds up hand.) ... Don't leave me hanging. Oh hey look my friends!
Thompson	(Pulls up in car. Waves hand out window.) Wendy!
Wendy	Hey, you guys aren't going to tell Stan about this, are you?
Dipper	(Zips lips)
Wendy	(Zips lips) Later dorks! (Slides down trees and gets into car)
Thompson	Let's go! (Drives away)
Dipper	Later Wendy! Heh heh!
Mabel	Uh, oh!
Dipper	What?
Mabel	Somebody's in love!
Dipper	Ya, right! I just think Wendy's cool! It's not like I lie awake at night thinking about her!
	Cut to Dipper in bed at night, wide awake.
Dipper	Uh, oh!
	Cuts to theme song.
	Cuts to inside Mystery Shack
Mabel	Random dance party for no reason! (dances)
Wendy	(dances) Go! Go! Go! Go!
Dipper	(writing:) I am pretending to write something down.
Wendy	Dipper, come join us!
Dipper	I don't dance.
Mabel	Ya, you do! Mom used to dress him in a lamb costume and make him do... (whispering to Wendy:) The Lamby Dance!
Dipper	Let's not talk about the Lamby Dance.
Mabel	(Holds up picture)Dipper would prance around and sing about grazing.
Mabel	[Amazed.] It came true.
Dipper	What? I'm not impressed.
Mabel	You're impressed!
Gideon	Hit it, dad.
	Bud Gleeful starts playing the piano while Gideon sings 'Lil Ol' Me. When the song ends, Gideon is sweating and panting. The crowd cheers wildly.
Gideon	Thank you! You people are the real miracles!
Mabel	Woo! Yeah!
Dipper	Man, that kid's an even bigger fraud then Stan! No wonder our uncle's jealous.
Mabel	Oh, come on. His dance moves were adorable! And did you see his hair? It was like, whoosh!
Dipper	You're too easily impressed.
Mabel	Yeah, yeah.
	Next day at the Mystery Shack.
Mabel	Check it out, Dipper! I successfully Bezazzled my face! Blink! Ow.
Dipper	Is that permanent?
Mabel	I'm unappreciated in my time.
	the doorbell rings.
Grunkle Stan	Someone answer the door!!
Mabel	I'll get it!
	Mabel goes to get the door. She opens it up but there is no one there. Mabel looks down and finds Gideon
Gideon	Howdy.
Mabel	It's "wittle" ol' you!
Gideon	I know, my song's quite catchy. Now, I know we haven't formally met, but after yesterday's preformance, I just couldn't get your laugh out of my head.
Mabel	You mean this one? Ha ha ha-ha! Ha-ha!
Gideon	Oh, what a delight! Now, when I saw you in the audience, I said to myself, "Now there's kindered spirit! Someone who apreciates sparkly things in life.".
Mabel	That's totally me!
	Mabel laughs and coughs up some rhinestones that land on Gideon's suit.
Gideon	(whispering) Enchanting. Utterly enchanting.
Grunkle Stan	(from inside the shack) Was that the door?