| This is a transcribed copy for the episode "The Inconveniencing." Feel free to edit or add to this page as long as the information comes directly from the episode. |
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| Opens to Dipper and Mabel in the Shack. Mabel is spinning on a globe. | |
| Dipper | Mabel, do you believe in ghosts? |
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| Mabel | I believe you're a big dork! Ha ha ha ha! |
| Dipper | (Puts pencil against globe, making Mabe fall off.) |
| Stan | (Enters from outside.) Soos! Wendy! |
| Soos | (Runs up, pants) What's up, Mr. Pines! |
| Stan | I'm heading out. You two'll clean the bathrooms, right? |
| Soos | Yes, sir! |
| Wendy | Absolutely not! |
| Stan | Ha ha! You stay out of trouble! (leaves) |
| Wendy | Hey guys! What's this? (Unveils curtain) Secret ladder to the roof? |
| Soos | Uh, I don't know about this, Wendy. |
| Wendy | Huh? |
| Soos | Uhhhhh. |
| Wendy | Huh? |
| Soos | You're freaking me out, dude! |
| Dipper | Can we actually go up there? |
| Wendy | Sure we can! Roof time! Roof time! |
| Dipper and Mabel | Roof time! Roof time! |
| Soos | (Looks out window) Uhhhh. |
| Dipper, Mabel, and Wendy | (Walk over roof to Wendy's spot) |
| Wendy | I may or may not can up here, every day, all the time. (Throws pine cone. It hits a target on a telephone) Yes! |
| Dipper and Mabel | (Throw pine cones.) |
| Dipper | (Hits a car. Car alarm goes off.) |
| Wendy |
Jackpot! Hi five. (Holds up hand.) ... Don't leave me hanging. Oh hey look my friends! |
| Thompson | (Pulls up in car. Waves hand out window.) Wendy! |
| Wendy | Hey, you guys aren't going to tell Stan about this, are you? |
| Dipper | (Zips lips) |
| Wendy | (Zips lips) Later dorks! (Slides down trees and gets into car) |
| Thompson | Let's go! (Drives away) |
| Dipper | Later Wendy! Heh heh! |
| Mabel | Uh, oh! |
| Dipper | What? |
| Mabel | Somebody's in love! |
| Dipper | Ya, right! I just think Wendy's cool! It's not like I lie awake at night thinking about her! |
| Cut to Dipper in bed at night, wide awake. | |
| Dipper | Uh, oh! |
| Cuts to theme song. | |
| Cuts to inside Mystery Shack | |
| Mabel |
Random dance party for no reason! (dances) |
| Wendy | (dances) Go! Go! Go! Go! |
| Dipper | (writing:) I am pretending to write something down. |
| Wendy | Dipper, come join us! |
| Dipper | I don't dance. |
| Mabel | Ya, you do! Mom used to dress him in a lamb costume and make him do... (whispering to Wendy:) The Lamby Dance! |
| Dipper | Let's not talk about the Lamby Dance. |
| Mabel | (Holds up picture)Dipper would prance around and sing about grazing. |
| Mabel | [Amazed.] It came true. |
| Dipper | What? I'm not impressed. |
| Mabel | You're impressed! |
| Gideon | Hit it, dad. |
| Bud Gleeful starts playing the piano while Gideon sings 'Lil Ol' Me. When the song ends, Gideon is sweating and panting. The crowd cheers wildly. | |
| Gideon | Thank you! You people are the real miracles! |
| Mabel | Woo! Yeah! |
| Dipper | Man, that kid's an even bigger fraud then Stan! No wonder our uncle's jealous. |
| Mabel | Oh, come on. His dance moves were adorable! And did you see his hair? It was like, whoosh! |
| Dipper | You're too easily impressed. |
| Mabel | Yeah, yeah. |
| Next day at the Mystery Shack. | |
| Mabel | Check it out, Dipper! I successfully Bezazzled my face! Blink! Ow. |
| Dipper | Is that permanent? |
| Mabel | I'm unappreciated in my time. |
|
the doorbell rings. | |
| Grunkle Stan | Someone answer the door!! |
| Mabel | I'll get it! |
| Mabel goes to get the door. She opens it up but there is no one there. Mabel looks down and finds Gideon | |
| Gideon | Howdy. |
| Mabel | It's "wittle" ol' you! |
| Gideon | I know, my song's quite catchy. Now, I know we haven't formally met, but after yesterday's preformance, I just couldn't get your laugh out of my head. |
| Mabel | You mean this one? Ha ha ha-ha! Ha-ha! |
| Gideon | Oh, what a delight! Now, when I saw you in the audience, I said to myself, "Now there's kindered spirit! Someone who apreciates sparkly things in life.". |
| Mabel | That's totally me! |
| Mabel laughs and coughs up some rhinestones that land on Gideon's suit. | |
| Gideon | (whispering) Enchanting. Utterly enchanting. |
| Grunkle Stan | (from inside the shack) Was that the door? |
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