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!Stan
 
!Stan
|(Enters from outside.) Soos! Wendy!
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|(''Enters from outside''.) Soos! Wendy!
 
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!Soos
 
!Soos
|''(Runs up, pants) W''
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|''(Runs up, pants) ''What's up, Mr. Pines!
 
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!Stan
|''The tiger punches itself.''
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|I'm heading out. You two'll clean the bathrooms, right?
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!Soos
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|Yes, sir!
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!Wendy
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|Absolutely not!
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!Stan
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|Ha ha! You stay out of trouble! (''leaves'')
 
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!''Tiger Fist'' narrator
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!Wendy
|''Tiger Fist'' will return after these messages.
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|Hey guys! What's this? (''Unveils curtain'') Secret ladder to the roof?
 
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!Soos
 
!Soos
|Hey, look. It's that commercial I was telling you guys about.
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|Uh, I don't know about this, Wendy.
 
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![http://gravityfalls.wikia.com/wiki/Bud_Gleeful Bud Gleeful]
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!Wendy
|''[Narrating advertisement.]'' Are you completely miserable?
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|Huh?
 
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!Actor in advertisement
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!Soos
|YES!
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|Uhhhhh.
 
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!Bud Gleeful
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!Wendy
|''[Narrating advertisement.]'' Then you need to meet [http://gravityfalls.wikia.com/wiki/%27Lil_Gideon Gideon].
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|Huh?
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!Soos
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|You're freaking me out, dude!
 
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!Dipper
 
!Dipper
|Gideon?
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|Can we actually go up there?
 
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!Mabel
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!Wendy
|What makes him so special?
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|Sure we can! Roof time! Roof time!
 
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!Bud Gleeful
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!Dipper and Mabel
|''[Narrating advertisement.]'' He's a psychic.
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|Roof time! Roof time!
 
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!Mabel
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!Soos
|Aroo?
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|(''Looks out window) ''Uhhhh.
 
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!Bud Gleeful
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!Dipper, Mabel, and Wendy
|''[Narrating advertisement.]'' So don't waste your time with other so-called men of mystery.
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|''(Walk over roof to Wendy's spot)''
 
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!Wendy
|''The screen is stamped with the word'' fraud ''when Grunkle Stan is coming out of an outhouse.''
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|I may or may not can up here, every day, all the time. (''Throws pine cone. It hits a target on a telephone) ''Yes!
 
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!Bud Gleeful
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!Dipper and Mabel
|''[Narrating advertisement.]'' Learn about tomorrow tonight at Gideon's [http://gravityfalls.wikia.com/wiki/Tent_of_Telepathy Tent of Telepathy].
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|''(Throw pine cones.)''
 
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!Dipper
|''Narrator speeds through sub-text for the commercial.''
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|''(Hits a car. Car alarm goes off.)''
 
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!Mabel
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!Wendy
|Wow, I'm getting all curiousy [sic] inside.
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Jackpot! Hi five. ''(Holds up hand.) ... ''Don't leave me hanging.
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Oh hey look my friends!
 
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!Grunkle Stan
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!Thompson
|Well, don't get too curiousy [sic]. Ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town, I've had nothing but trouble.
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|''(Pulls up in car. Waves hand out window.) ''Wendy!
 
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!Wendy
|''Cuts to Grunkle Stan driving in a parking lot. He spots an open parking spot and attempts to back in, but Gideon's tour bus pulls in first.''
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|Hey, you guys aren't going to tell Stan about this, are you?
 
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!Grunkle Stan
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!Dipper
|''[Makes a fist.]'' Gideon!
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|''(Zips lips)''
 
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!Mabel
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!Wendy
|Well, is he really psychic?
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|(''Zips lips) ''Later dorks! ''(Slides down trees and gets into car)''
 
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!Dipper
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!Thompson
|I think we should go and find out.
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|Let's go! ''(Drives away)''
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!Grunkle Stan
 
|Never! You're forbidden from patronizing the competition. No one that lives under my roof is allowed under that Gideon's roof.
 
 
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!Dipper
 
!Dipper
|Do tents have roofs?
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|Later Wendy! Heh heh!
 
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!Mabel
 
!Mabel
|I think we just found our loop hole... literally.
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|Uh, oh!
 
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!Dipper
|''Mabel holds up a string with a loop in it.''
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|What?
 
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!Mabel
 
!Mabel
|Mwop mwop!
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|Somebody's in love!
 
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!Bud Gleeful
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!Dipper
|''[Narrating advertisement.]'' So come down soon, folks. Gideon is expecting you.
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|Ya, right! I just think Wendy's cool! It's not like I lie awake at night thinking about her!
 
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|''Cuts to [http://gravityfalls.wikia.com/wiki/Made_Me_Realize theme song].''
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|''Cut to Dipper in bed at night, wide awake.''
 
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!Dipper
|''Cuts to a crowd entering the Tent of Telepathy.''
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|Uh, oh!
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!Bud Gleeful
 
|Step right up there, folks. Put your money in Gideon's psychic sack.
 
 
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|''Crowd mutters several positive things about the sack's credibility.''
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|''Cuts to theme song.''
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!Dipper
 
|Woah, this is like a bizarro version of [http://gravityfalls.wikia.com/wiki/The_Mystery_Shack The Mystery Shack]. They even have their own Soos.
 
 
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|''Dipper points to a maintenance worker who looks very similar to Soos. Soos glares at the lookalike.''
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|''Cuts to inside Mystery Shack''
 
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!Mabel
 
!Mabel
|It's starting! It's starting!
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Random dance party for no reason! ''(dances)''
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!Wendy
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|''(dances)'' Go! Go! Go! Go!
 
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!Dipper
 
!Dipper
|Let's see what this ''monster'' looks like.
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|(''writing:) ''I am pretending to write something down.
 
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!Wendy
|''Curtains open and Gideon appears on the stage.''
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|Dipper, come join us!
 
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!Gideon
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!Dipper
|Hello America! My name is 'Lil Gideon.
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|I don't dance.
 
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!Mabel
|''Gideon claps and doves fly out of his hair. The crowd cheers.''
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|Ya, you do! Mom used to dress him in a lamb costume and make him do...'' (whispering to Wendy:) ''The Lamby Dance!
 
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!Dipper
 
!Dipper
|That's Stan's mortal enemy?
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|Let's not talk about the Lamby Dance.
 
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!Mabel
 
!Mabel
|But he's so wittle [sic].
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|''(Holds up picture'')Dipper would prance around and sing about grazing.
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!Gideon
 
|Ladies and gentlemen, it is such a gift to have you here tonight... such a gift. I have a ''vision''. I predict that you will soon all say, "aw."
 
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|''Gideon makes a cute pose and the crowd says "aw."''
 
 
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!Mabel
 
!Mabel

Revision as of 20:15, May 28, 2013

Transcript This is a transcribed copy for the episode "The Inconveniencing." Feel free to edit or add to this page as long as the information comes directly from the episode.
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 ! This transcript is under construction. Therefore, please excuse its informal appearance while it's being worked on. We hope to have it completed as soon as possible. (December 11, 2012)
Opens to Dipper and Mabel in the Shack. Mabel is spinning on a globe.
Dipper Mabel, do you believe in ghosts?
Mabel I believe you're a big dork! Ha ha ha ha!
Dipper (Puts pencil against globe, making Mabe fall off.)
Stan (Enters from outside.) Soos! Wendy!
Soos (Runs up, pants) What's up, Mr. Pines!
Stan I'm heading out. You two'll clean the bathrooms, right?
Soos Yes, sir!
Wendy Absolutely not!
Stan Ha ha! You stay out of trouble! (leaves)
Wendy Hey guys! What's this? (Unveils curtain) Secret ladder to the roof?
Soos Uh, I don't know about this, Wendy.
Wendy Huh?
Soos Uhhhhh.
Wendy Huh?
Soos You're freaking me out, dude!
Dipper Can we actually go up there?
Wendy Sure we can! Roof time! Roof time!
Dipper and Mabel Roof time! Roof time!
Soos (Looks out window) Uhhhh.
Dipper, Mabel, and Wendy (Walk over roof to Wendy's spot)
Wendy I may or may not can up here, every day, all the time. (Throws pine cone. It hits a target on a telephone) Yes!
Dipper and Mabel (Throw pine cones.)
Dipper (Hits a car. Car alarm goes off.)
Wendy

Jackpot! Hi five. (Holds up hand.) ... Don't leave me hanging.

Oh hey look my friends!

Thompson (Pulls up in car. Waves hand out window.) Wendy!
Wendy Hey, you guys aren't going to tell Stan about this, are you?
Dipper (Zips lips)
Wendy (Zips lips) Later dorks! (Slides down trees and gets into car)
Thompson Let's go! (Drives away)
Dipper Later Wendy! Heh heh!
Mabel Uh, oh!
Dipper What?
Mabel Somebody's in love!
Dipper Ya, right! I just think Wendy's cool! It's not like I lie awake at night thinking about her!
Cut to Dipper in bed at night, wide awake.
Dipper Uh, oh!
Cuts to theme song.
Cuts to inside Mystery Shack
Mabel

Random dance party for no reason! (dances)

Wendy (dances) Go! Go! Go! Go!
Dipper (writing:) I am pretending to write something down.
Wendy Dipper, come join us!
Dipper I don't dance.
Mabel Ya, you do! Mom used to dress him in a lamb costume and make him do... (whispering to Wendy:) The Lamby Dance!
Dipper Let's not talk about the Lamby Dance.
Mabel (Holds up picture)Dipper would prance around and sing about grazing.
Mabel [Amazed.] It came true.
Dipper What? I'm not impressed.
Mabel You're impressed!
Gideon Hit it, dad.
Bud Gleeful starts playing the piano while Gideon sings 'Lil Ol' Me. When the song ends, Gideon is sweating and panting. The crowd cheers wildly.
Gideon Thank you! You people are the real miracles!
Mabel Woo! Yeah!
Dipper Man, that kid's an even bigger fraud then Stan! No wonder our uncle's jealous.
Mabel Oh, come on. His dance moves were adorable! And did you see his hair? It was like, whoosh!
Dipper You're too easily impressed.
Mabel Yeah, yeah.
Next day at the Mystery Shack.
Mabel Check it out, Dipper! I successfully Bezazzled my face! Blink! Ow.
Dipper Is that permanent?
Mabel I'm unappreciated in my time.

the doorbell rings.

Grunkle Stan Someone answer the door!!
Mabel I'll get it!
Mabel goes to get the door. She opens it up but there is no one there. Mabel looks down and finds Gideon
Gideon Howdy.
Mabel It's "wittle" ol' you!
Gideon I know, my song's quite catchy. Now, I know we haven't formally met, but after yesterday's preformance, I just couldn't get your laugh out of my head.
Mabel You mean this one? Ha ha ha-ha! Ha-ha!
Gideon Oh, what a delight! Now, when I saw you in the audience, I said to myself, "Now there's kindered spirit! Someone who apreciates sparkly things in life.".
Mabel That's totally me!
Mabel laughs and coughs up some rhinestones that land on Gideon's suit.
Gideon (whispering) Enchanting. Utterly enchanting.
Grunkle Stan (from inside the shack) Was that the door?
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