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Revision as of 04:46, 5 August 2014

Transcript This is a transcribed copy for the episode "The Hand That Rocks the Mabel." Feel free to edit or add to this page as long as the information comes directly from the episode.
Previous: "Headhunters" Next: "The Inconveniencing"
The episode opens to Stan Pines out in the front yard with some tourists.
Stan For tonight's final illusion, we have the incredible "Sack of Mystery." When you put your money in, it mysteriously disappears!
The crowd mutters several positive things about the trick's credibility and Stan's character.Stan smiles in his gain
Cuts to Dipper, Mabel, and Soos watching television
Tiger Fist narrator The tiger was badly injured in the explosion, but we repaired him with a fist.
Dipper, Mabel, and Soos start cheering. On TV, the tiger punches itself.
Tiger Fist narrator Tiger Fist!! ...will return after these messages.
A commercial begins with a hand releasing a group of doves into the air.
Soos Hey, look. It's that commercial I was telling you guys about.
Bud Gleeful (Narrating advertisement:) Are you completely miserable?
Actor in advertisement (Says while crying:) YES!
Bud Gleeful (Narrating advertisement:) Then you need to meet (Whispering:) Gideon.
Dipper Gideon?
Mabel What makes him so special?
Bud Gleeful (Narrating advertisement:) He's a psychic.
Mabel Aroo?
Bud Gleeful (Narrating advertisement:) So don't waste your time with other so-called "man of mystery".
(The screen is stamped with the word fraud when Stan is coming out of an outhouse)
Bud Gleeful (Narrating advertisement:) Learn about tomorrow tonight at Gideon's Tent of Telepathy. (Speeding through subtext for commercial:) Voidwhereprohibited,noC.O.D.'saccepted.CarlaI'vealwayslovedyoubutneverhadthegutstosayit.
Mabel Wow, I'm getting all curiousy inside!
Stan (Walks in) Well, don't get too curiousy. Ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town, I've had nothin' but trouble.
(Cuts to Grunkle Stan driving in a parking lot. He spots an open parking spot and attempts to back in, but Gideon's tour bus pulls in first)
Stan (In flashback, makes a fist) Gideon!
Mabel Well, is he really psychic?
Dipper I think we should go and find out.
Stan Never! You're forbidden from patronizing the competition. No one that lives under my roof is allowed under that Gideon's roof!
Dipper Do tents have roofs?
Mabel I think we just found our loop hole... literally! (Holds up a string with a loop in it) Mwop mwop!
Bud Gleeful (Narrating advertisement:) So come down soon, folks. Gideon is expecting you.
(Cuts to theme song)
(Cuts to a crowd entering the Tent of Telepathy)
Bud Gleeful Step right up there, folks. Put your money in Gideon's psychic sack.
(Crowd mutters several positive things about the sack's credibility)
Dipper Woah, this is like a bizarro version of the Mystery Shack. They even have their own Soos.
Dipper points to a maintenance worker who looks very similar to Soos, named Deuce. Soos glares at the lookalike munching an empanada.
Mabel It's starting! It's starting!
Dipper Let's see what this monster looks like.
(Curtains open and Gideon appears on the stage)
Gideon Hello America! My name is 'Lil Gideon.
Gideon claps and doves fly out of his hair. The crowd cheers
Dipper That's Stan's mortal enemy?
Mabel But he's so wittle!
Gideon Ladies and gentlemen, it is such a gift to have you here tonight!... Such a gift. I have a vision. I predict that you will soon all say, "aw."
Gideon makes a cute pose and the crowd says "aw."
Mabel (Amazed) It came true.
Dipper What? I'm not impressed.
Mabel You're impressed!
Gideon Hit it, dad!
(Bud Gleeful starts playing the piano while Gideon sings Widdle Ol Me. When the song ends, Gideon is sweating and panting. The crowd cheers wildly)
Gideon (pants) Oh...oh my goodness. (drinks some water) Thank you! You people are the real miracles!
Mabel Woo! Yeah!
Dipper (As they leave) Man, that kid's an even bigger fraud then Stan! No wonder our uncle's jealous.
Mabel Oh, come on. His dance moves were adorable! And did you see his hair? It was like, whoosh!
Dipper You're too easily impressed.
Mabel Yeah, yeah!
Next day at the Mystery Shack
Mabel Check it out, Dipper! I successfully bezazzled my face! Blink! Ow.
Dipper Is that permanent?
Mabel I'm unappreciated in my time...
(The doorbell rings)
Stan Somebody answer that door!!
Mabel I'll get it! (goes to get the door. She opens it up but there thinks is no one there. Mabel then looks down and finds Gideon)
Gideon Howdy.
Mabel It's "wittle" ol' you!
Gideon Haha, yeah, my song's quite catchy. Now, I know we haven't formally met, but after yesterday's performance, I just couldn't get your laugh out of my head.
Mabel You mean this one? Ha ha ha-ha! Ha-ha!
Gideon Oh, what a delight! Now, when I saw you in the audience, I said to myself, "Now there's a kindred spirit! Someone who appreciates the sparkly things in life."
Mabel That's totally me! (Laughs and coughs up some rhinestones that land on Gideon's suit)
Gideon (Whispering:) Enchanting. Utterly enchanting.
Stan (From inside the shack:) Who's at the door?
Mabel No one, Grunkle Stan!
Gideon I appreciate your disgression. Now, Stan's no fan of mine. I don't know how a lemon so sour could be related to a peach so sweet.
Mabel Gideon! Aha ha!
Gideon What do you say we step away from here, and chat a bit more. Perhaps in my dressing room?
Mabel Oh! Makeovers. Yahoo! (Pokes Gideon in the stomach)
Gideon Aha ha. Ow..
(Gideon opens the door to his dressing room. Mabel stares in amazement)
Gideon Ya see something you like? 'Cause I do.
Mabel Ha ha, what?
Mabel returns to the Mystery Shack with her makeover.
Mabel Hey Dipper. What's goin' oooon? (Dangles manicured fingernails over Dipper's head)
Dipper Woah, where have you been? And what's going on with those fingernails, you look like a wolverine.
Mabel I know, right? Rahh (pretends to scratch something) I was hanging out with my new pal, Gideon. He is one dapper little man.
Dipper Mabel, I don't trust anyone who's hair is bigger than their head.
Mabel Oh, leave him alone! You never want to do girly stuff with me; you and Soos get to do boy stuff all the time!
Dipper What do you mean?
Soos (Walks in) Hey dude, you ready to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave one by one?
Dipper (Excitedly) Am I! (They both run off while Mabel stands there)
Dipper and Soos (In other room) Ah haha! One-at-a-time! One-at-a-time!
Mabel and Gideon on the roof of a warehouse
Mabel Woah, the view from your family's factory is nuts! Good thing we both brought our
Mabel and Gideon (simultaneously:) Opera glasses! (they point them at each other and laugh)
Gideon Mabel, when I'm up here lookin' down on all those little ol' people, I feel like I'm king of all I survey. I guess that makes you my queen!
Mabel What? You are being so nice to me right now, quit it! (smacks him in the stomach)
Gideon I can't quit it. I am speaking from the heart.
Mabel From the where-now?
Gideon Mabel, I've never felt this close with anyone. So, so close. (strokes Mabel's hair) Heheeh.
Mabel (Pushes his hand away) Look Gideon, I um...
Gideon (reaches to pet Mabel's hair again) Heheeh.
Mabel (Pushes his hand away) I like you a lot, but let's just be friends.
Gideon At least just give me a chance. Mabel, will you do me the honor of going on a date with me?
Mabel A play date?
Gideon (shakes head) Mmnn.
Mabel A shopping date?
Gideon Mmnn. It'll just be one lil' ol' date, I swear on my lucky bolo-tie.
Mabel Ummm. Ok, then...I guess...
Gideon Mabel Pines, you have made me the happiest boy in the world! (hugs Mabel)
Mabel Are you sniffing my hair?
Back at Mystery Shack, Mabel and Dipper are playing a videogame
Mabel It's not a date-date, it's just, you know, I didn't want to hurt his feelings and so I figured I'd throw him a bone.
Dipper Mabel, guys don't work that way. He's gonna fall in love with you.
Mabel Pfft, yeah right. I'm not that lovable. (Shoots Dipper in the game) Kaboom! Yes!
Dipper Ok, we agree on something here.
(doorbell rings, Mabel goes to answer door. A horse busts through)
Mabel AAHHH!
Gideon (riding horse) A night of enchantment awaits, m'lady!
Mabel Oh boy.
(inside a fancy restaurant)
Mabel I can't believe they let us bring a horse in here!
Gideon Well, people have a hard time saying no to me. (Puts legs up on table)
Jean-Luc Ah, monsieur Gideon! Ze feet on ze table! An excellent choice!
Gideon Jean Luc, what did we discuss about eye contact?
Waiter (looking away) Yes, yes, very good! (walks away)
Mabel I've never seen so many forks! And water with bubbles in it? Ooh lala, oui, oui!
Gideon Oh! Parlez vous francais?
Mabel I have no idea what you're saying.
Stan (back at the Shack) Hey, hey! What the jackal is Mabel doing in the paper next to that crazy pickpocket Gideon?
Wendy Oh, yeah, it's like a big deal. Everybody's talking about Gideon and Mabel's big date tonight.
Stan WHAT?! That little shyster is dating my great niece!?
Soos I wonder what the new name will be for the power couple. Mabideon? Gideabel? *Gasps* Magidbeleon!
Stan (Leaves)
Dipper I didn't know! I didn't hear about it and plus, I told her not to.
Stan (Comes back wearing his suit) Yeah, well it ends tonight. I'm going right down to that little skunk's house; this is gonna stop RIGHT now! (slams door)
Soos Dude, wouldn't it be funny if that was a closet, and he had to come back out again and go out the real door? (Opens the door) Nope. Real door.
(Stan's car skids to a halt in front of Gideon's house)
Stan (Drives his car up to Gideon's hous and skids to a halt in front. He knocks on the front door) Gideon, you little punk, open up! (reads sign on the door that says "Please Pardon This Garden") I will pardon nothing!
Bud (Opens the door) Why, Stanford Pines! What a delight!
Stan Out of the way Bud, I'm looking for Gideon!
Bud Well, I haven't seen the boy around, but since you're here, you simply must come in for coffee! (pulls Stan inside)
Stan But-but I came-
Bud It's imported! All the way from Colombia!
Stan Wow... I went to jail there once. (whistles) Some digs you got here. (sees clown painting) Oh, this. This is beautiful.
Bud Now, I hear that your niece and my Gideon are, well, they're singin' in harmony lately so to speak!
Stan Uh, yeah, and I'm against it. Nyah..(knocks a pillow off the couch)
Bud No no no. I see it as a fantastic business opportunity. Yes, the Mystery Shack and the Tent of Telepathy. We've been at each other's throats for far too- lemme get that (rips down a picture of Stan on a dart board) we've been at each other's throats for far too long, yes we have. This is our big chance to set aside our rivalry and pool our collective profit, you see.
Stan (clicks a cash register) I'm listening.
Back at Gideon and Mabel's date
Gideon ...And so I said "Autograph your own head shot lady". Ahaha!
Mabel (fake laughs) Yeah...
Lobster (Pinches Mabel's fork)
Gideon Mabel, tonight's date was a complete success. And tommorrow's date promises to top this one in every way!
Mabel Woah woah, you said just one date, and this was it.
Gideon Hark! What a surprise! A red crested south american rainbow macaw!
Macaw (Flies in and lands on Gideon)
Mabel AHH! (grabs the lobster)
Gideon ...two three four...
Macaw MABEL! WILL YOU- ACCOMPANY- GIDEON- TO- THE BALLROOM DANCE- THIS- THURBDAY.
Gideon (Shakes it violently)
Macaw THURSDAY! (coughs up a letter and flies away)
Woman Oh, so adorable.
Chef Gideon's got a girlfriend
Gideon They're expectin' us. Please say you'll go.
Mabel Oh, Gideon, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to say-
Sheriff Blubs I'm on the edge of my seat.
Tyler This is gonna be adorable.
Old Woman If she say's no, I'll die from sadness.
Doctor I can verify that that will indeed happen.
(people chattering)
back at the shack. Mabel walks by Dipper as he's reading his book
Dipper Hey. How'd it go?
Mabel I don't know...(Puts lobster in tank) I have a lobster now.
Dipper Well, at least it's over and you'll never have to go out with him again. Mabel? It's over, right? Mabel?
Mabel BLAARRGG! (flails arms) He asked me out again and I didn't know how to say no.
Dipper Like this: no.
Mabel It's not that easy, Dipper! And I do like Gideon, as a friend slash little sister, so I didn't want to hurt his feelings! I just need to get things back to where they used to be. You know, friends.
out at night in the middle of the lake. Old man McGucket is rowing a boat with Gideon and Mabel in it.
Old Man McGucket Boat in the night! Boat in the night! Wee he he hee!
Mabel Hah, you know I thought dancing was gonna be the end of the evening, right?
Gideon (Leans in) Don't you want this evenin' to last, my sweet?
Mabel (Recoils) NO! I mean yes. I mean I'm always happy to hang out with a friend, buddy, pal, chum, other word for friend...
McGucket Pal?
Mabel I already said pal, uh, mate?
Gideon How about soulmate?
(Fireworks appear that show the name "Mabel" within a heart)
McGucket Well, you can't say no to that.
back at the Shack, Mabel is pacing
Mabel ..I mean, he's so nice, but.. I can't keep doing this. But I can't break his heart. Ahh! I have no way out!
Dipper (walks in) What in the heck happened on that date?
Mabel I don't know! I was in the friend zone, and then before I knew what was happening, he pulled me into the romance zone. It was like quick sand! Chubby quicksand!
Dipper Mabel, come on. It's not like you're gonna have to marry Gideon.
Stan (Stan walks in) Great news, Mabel. You have to marry Gideon!
Mabel WHAT!?
Stan It's all part of my long term deal with Buddy Gleeful. There's a lot of cash tied up in this thing. Plus I got this shirt. (Gestures to his "Team Gideon" shirt) Ughh, I am fat.
Mabel (Screams and runs out of the room)
Stan Bodies change, honey. Bodies change...
Dipper (walking into the attic and seeing Mabel hiding in her sweater) Oh no. Mabel...
Mabel Mabel's not here. She's in sweater town.
Dipper Are you gonna come out of sweater town?
Mabel (Whines and shakes head)
Dipper All right, enough is enough. If you can't break up with Gideon, I'll do it for you.
Mabel You will?
Dipper (Nods)
Mabel (Hugs Dipper) Oh, thank you thank you thank you!
Dipper All right.
Dipper (Walks in and to Gideon's table at a restaurant and clears throat)
Gideon Oh. Dipper Pines, how are you? You look good, you look good.
Dipper Thanks, you uh...Look, Gideon. We've got to talk. Mabel isn't joining you tonight, she uh, she doesn't want to see you anymore. (laughs nervously) She's uh.. She's kinda weirded out by you, no offense.
Gideon (eye twitches) So what you're sayin' is... you've...come between us. (eye twitches again)
Dipper You're not gonna like, freak out or anything, are ya?
Gideon Of course not. These things happen. Bygones, you know.
Dipper So..ok. Cool. Then again, sorry man, but uh, hey, thumbs up. Huh? (Walks away)
Gideon (whispering:) Thumbs up indeed, my friend.
Mabel (outside of restaurant) How'd it go? Was he mad? Did he try to read your mind with his psychic powers?
Dipper Don't worry, Mabel, he's just a kid. He doesn't have any powers.
In Gideon's bedroom later
Gideon (breathing heavily) Dipper Pines, you don't know what you've done! (grabs his amulet and candle starts to levitate and the light bulbs on his boudoir explode. Other things in the room start to levitate) You've just made the biggest mistake of your life! (Throws the levitated objects on the ground)
Bud (opening the door) Gideon Charles Gleeful, Clean up your room this instant!
Gideon I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU, OLD MAN!
Bud Fair enough. (closes door)
Gideon (Looks at a picture of Dipper and Mabel and burns away Dipper's side of the picture)
Cut to Soos and the twins outside
Soos (tucks a pillow under his shirt) Hit me, dude!
Dipper and Mabel (Charge at his stomach and bounce off, laughing)
Soos Feels good.
Mabel I'm so glad everything's back to normal!
(Telephone rings)
Mabel Your turn
Dipper (Almost simultaneously:) Your turn. Aw, man... (Answers phone) Hello.
Toby (Talking to Dipper on phone:) Toby Determined, Gravity Falls Gossiper.
Dipper Oh hey man. Sorry for accusing you of murder last week.
Toby Water under the bridge! Say, we want to interview you about whether you've seen anything unUSUAL about this here TOWN since you've arrived.
Dipper Oh finally! I thought nobody would ever ask! I have notes and theories! (Listening) Uh huh, uh huh..(Writing as he says the address) 412 Gopher Road. Tonight? Got it.
Toby (hangs up phone) There. I did your dirty work. Now it's time you pay YOUR end of the bargain!
Gideon (Throws him a slip of paper)
Toby Ha! Shandra Jimenez's phone number! Bless you, Li'l Gideon!
Dipper (At 412 Gopher Road. Opens the warehouse door) Hello? (voice echos. Turns to leave, only for the door to slam shut. He bangs on the door and turns around when lights start turning on)
Gideon (Swerves around in a swivel chair, petting a doll of himself) Hello friend.
Dipper Ughh, Gideon.
Gideon Dipper Pines. How long have been livin' in this town? A week, two? You like it here? Enjoy the scenery?
Dipper What do you want from me, man?
Gideon Listen carefully, boy. This town has secrets you couldn't begin to comprehend!
Dipper Is this about Mabel? I told you, she's not into you!
Gideon LIAR! YOU turned her against me! (grabs amulet and walks toward Dipper) She was my peach dumplin'!
Dipper Uh, you ok, man?
Gideon (Levitates Dipper and throws him into a pile of merchandise)
Toy Gideon Howdy!
Gideon Readin' minds isn't all I can do.
Dipper But-but you're a fake.
Gideon Oh tell me, Dipper: is this fake? (levitates all the merchandise)
Mabel outside of the Mystery Shack, thinking and chewing on her hair
Wendy (comes outside and sits next to Mabel) How's that hair tastin', buddy?
Mabel Wendy, I need some advice. You've broken up with guys, right?
Wendy Oh yeah: Russ Durham, Eli Hall, Stoney Davidson...
Mabel I don't know what's wrong with me. I thought everything was back to normal, but I still feel all gross.
Wendy ...Pysche Wirley, Nate Holt, oh, that guy with the tattoos....
Mabel Maybe letting Dipper do it for me was a mistake. Gideon deserves an honest break up.
Wendy ...Danny Feldman, Mark Epston...Oh man, I'm not sure I ever actually broke up with him. No wonder he keeps calling me.
Mabel I know what I've gotta do. Thanks for talking to me, Wendy. (runs to get a bike and rides off on it)
Wendy (cellphone rings) Ignore.
(Dipper is running away from the merchandise being thrown at him. Gideon laughs evilly and moves a cabinet to smash Dipper. Dipper jumps out of the way and hits his head on the wall)
Dipper Grunkle Stan was right about you, you ARE a monster!
Gideon Your sister will be mine! (laughs evilly and pulls the sting of one of his dolls, making it laugh evilly)
Dipper (Grabs a baseball bat and gets up)
Gideon (talking to the doll) Who's a cute little guy? You are!
Toy Gideon No you are!
(Dipper yells and charges at Gideon with the bat. Gideon levitates Dipper and he drops the bat)
Dipper She's never gonna date you, man!
Gideon That's a lie. (looks at a box of lamb shears) And I'm gonna make sure you never lie to me again, friend. (levitates the lamb shears)
Mabel (Runs to the window from outside and sees Dipper and Gideon. Opens door) Gideon! We have to talk!
Gideon M-Mabel. My marshmalla. (Drops the shears) What are you doin' here?
Mabel I'm sorry Gideon, but I can't be your marshmallow. I needed to be honest and tell you that myself.
Gideon I-I don't understand. (Squeezes the amulet, therefore squeezing Dipper in midair)
Dipper (choking) Uh, Mabel!? This probably isn't the best time to be brutally honest with him!
Mabel Hey, but we can still be makeover buddies, right? Wouldn't you like that?
Gideon Really?
Mabel No, not really! (pulls off Gideon's amulet. Dipper falls) You were like, attacking my brother, what the heck!?
Gideon My tie! Give it back! (Mabel throws the amulet to Dipper)
Dipper Ha! (Catches it) Not so powerful without this, are you?
Gideon YAAAAAAA (Runs at him, making him drop the amulet and breaking through the window)
Mabel Dipper!
Dipper and Gideon AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gideon (Slaps Dipper)
Dipper and Gideon (Slap each other, then scream again)
Mabel (Holding the amulet, makes them float and then floats down) Listen Gideon, it's over. I will never, ever, date you.
Dipper Yeah!
Mabel (Drops them and throws the amulet to the ground, breaking it)
Gideon MY POWERS! Oh this isn't over. This isn't the last you'll see of wittle...ol' me! (Walks into the dark forest)
Back at the Gleefuls'
Stan (finishes signing papers) Ah, this is livin', brother. (knocks on the clown painting)
Bud From now on it's all name brand foods and clown paintins.
Gideon (Storms in)
Bud Well, hey, Gideon! Why, look who I-
Gideon (stands on the coffee table) Stanford Pines, I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee!
Stan Rebuke? Is that a word?
Gideon The entire Pines' family have invoked my fury! You will all pay recompence for your transgressions!
Stan What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?
Bud Apbap bap but-but sunshine? (laughs nervously) What about our arrangement with Mabel and-
Gideon SILENCE!
Bud Well, uh, I see that he's takin' to one of his rages again. Eh, sorry Stan, I have to side with Gideon on this one. (rips up the contract)
Stan Okay, okay. I can see when I'm not wanted. (Starts to leave)
Bud Stan, I'm-I'm sorry but I'm gonna need that painting back! Stan? STAN!
Stan (Running away) TRY AND CATCH ME, SUCKERS!
Stan (Back at the Shack, sighs and puts up the clown painting) I coulda had it all. (Looks at the twins) What the heck happened to you two?
Mabel Gideon.
Dipper Gideon.
Stan Gideon. Yeah, the little mutant "swore vengeance" on the whole family. Ha, I guess he's gonna try to nibble my ankles or somethin'.
Dipper Oh, yeah. Yeah, how's he gonna destroy us now, huh? Try to guess what number we're thinking of? (laughs)
Mabel He'll NEVER guess what number I'm thinking of. NEGATIVE EIGHT! No one would guess a NEGATIVE number.
Dipper, Mabel and Stan (laughing)
Stan Uh, oh. He's plannin' on destruction right now! (laughs and lays on top of the twins)
In Gideon's room. He's making dolls of the Pines family
Gideon (Playing with the Mabel doll:) Gideon, I still love you. If only my family weren't in the way. (Picks up the Stan doll and imitates Stan:) Look at me. I'm old, and I'm smelly. (Finishes the Dipper doll, mocking Dipper:) Hey, what are you gonna do without your precious amulet? (Regular voice:) Oh you'll see boy... (closes Journal #2) You'll see...
(Credits)
Soos You done?
Mabel Not yet.
Soos How about now?
Mabel Almost. And...there.
Soos (Turns around covered in sequins) Let's do this.
(Mabel turns the light off and Dipper shines a flashlight on Soos, causing the room to light up like a disco ball)
Stan (Watching them) You're all fired.
(Episode ends)

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Season one Tourist Trapped | The Legend of the Gobblewonker | Headhunters | The Hand That Rocks the Mabel | The Inconveniencing | Dipper vs. Manliness | Double Dipper | Irrational Treasure | The Time Traveler's Pig | Fight Fighters | Little Dipper | Summerween | Boss Mabel | Bottomless Pit! | The Deep End | Carpet Diem | Boyz Crazy | Land Before Swine | Dreamscaperers | Gideon Rises
Season two Scary-oke | Into the Bunker | The Golf War | Sock Opera | Soos and the Real Girl | Little Gift Shop of Horrors | Society of the Blind Eye | Blendin's Game | The Love God | Northwest Mansion Mystery | Not What He Seems | A Tale of Two Stans | Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons | The Stanchurian Candidate | The Last Mabelcorn | Roadside Attraction | Dipper and Mabel vs. the Future | Weirdmageddon 1: Xpcveaoqfoxso | Weirdmageddon 2: Escape From Reality | Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back The Falls
Animated shorts Candy Monster | Stan's Tattoo | Mailbox | Lefty | Tooth | The Hide-Behind | Mabel's Guide to Dating | Mabel's Guide to Stickers | Mabel's Guide to Fashion | Mabel's Guide to Color | Mabel's Guide to Art | Fixin' It with Soos: Golf Cart | Fixin' It with Soos: Cuckoo Clock | TV Shorts 1 | TV Shorts 2 | Mabel's Scrapbook: Heist Movie | Mabel's Scrapbook: Petting Zoo
"Old Man" McGucket's Conspiracy Corner Marathon Triangles | Stan's Brother | Relation Shipping | Laptop Code | The Ice Man | Medalions | Government Agency | 6-18 | Eyes | Cryptograms
Grunkle Stan's Lost Mystery Shack Interviews Interview - Jake Short/Transcript | Interview - Tyrell Jackson Williams/Transcript
Related Media Unaired pilot | Between the Pines