The Hand That Rocks the Mabel/Transcript

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	The episode opens to Stan Pines out in the front yard with some tourists.
Stan Pines	For tonight's final illusion, we have the incredible "Sack of Mystery." When you put your money in, it mysteriously disappears!
	The crowd mutters several positive things about the trick's credibility and Stan's character. Stan smiles at his gain and their loss.
	Cuts to Dipper, Mabel, and Soos watching television.
TV Narrator	The tiger was badly injured in the explosion, but we repaired him with a fist.
	Dipper, Mabel, and Soos start cheering and Dipper says that the tiger's a hero. On TV, the tiger punches itself.
TV Narrator	Tiger Fist! ...will return after these messages.
Soos Ramirez	Hey, look. It's that commercial I was telling you guys about.
Bud Gleeful	(Voice-over:) Are you completely miserable?
Actor	(While crying:) YES!
Bud	(Voice-over:) Then you need to meet (In a whisper:) Gideon.
Dipper Pines	Gideon?
Mabel Pines	What makes him so special?
Bud	(Voice-over:) He's a psychic.
Mabel	Aroo?
Bud	(Voice-over:) So don't waste your time with other so-called "men of mystery."
	The screen shows a clip of Stan coming out of an outhouse and is stamped with the word "FRAUD."
Bud	(Voice-over:) Learn about tomorrow tonight at Gideon's Tent of Telepathy. (Speeding through subtext for commercial:) Voidwhereprohibited,noC.O.D.'saccepted.CarlaI'vealwayslovedyoubutneverhadthegutstosayit.
Mabel	Wow, I'm getting all curiousy inside!
Stan	(Walks in) Well, don't get too curiousy. Ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town, I've had nothin' but trouble.
	Cut to Grunkle Stan driving in a parking lot. He spots an open parking spot and attempts to back in, but Gideon's tour bus pulls in first.
Stan	(Makes a fist) Gideon!
	Cut back to present.
Mabel	Well, is he really psychic?
Dipper	I think we should go and find out.
Stan	Never! You're forbidden from patronizing the competition. No one that lives under my roof is allowed under that Gideon's roof!
Dipper	Do tents have roofs?
Mabel	I think we just found our loop hole... literally! (Holds up a string with a loop in it) Mwop mwop!
	Cut back to TV.
Bud	(Voice-over:) So come down soon, folks. Gideon is expecting you.
	Cut to theme song.
	Cut to a crowd entering the Tent of Telepathy. Bud Gleeful stands at the entrance with a sack.
Bud	Step right up there, folks. Put your money in Gideon's psychic sack.
	Crowd mutters several positive things about the sack's credibility.
Dipper	Whoa, this is like a bizarro version of the Mystery Shack. They even have their own Soos.
	Dipper points to a maintenance worker who looks very similar to Soos, named Deuce. Soos glares at the lookalike while munching on an empanada.
Mabel	It's starting! It's starting!
Dipper	Let's see what this monster looks like.
	Curtains open and Gideon appears on the stage.
Gideon Gleeful	Hello America! My name is Li'l Gideon.
	Gideon claps and doves fly out of his hair. The crowd cheers.
Dipper	That's Stan's mortal enemy?
Mabel	But he's so wittle!
Gideon	Ladies and gentlemen, it is such a gift to have you here tonight! ...Such a gift. I have a vision. I predict you will soon all say, "aww."
	Gideon makes a cute pose and the crowd says "aww." Cut to Dipper and Mabel in the audience.
Mabel	(In awe:) It came true.
Dipper	What? I'm not impressed.
Mabel	You're impressed!
	Cut back to Gideon on the stage.
Gideon	Hit it, Dad!
	Bud Gleeful starts playing the piano and Gideon starts singing a song.
Gideon	(Singing:) Oh, I can see what others can't see It ain't some sideshow trick, it's innate ability Where others are blind, I am futurely inclined And you too could see, if you was widdle ol' me! Come on, everybody, rise up! I want y'all to keep it going!
	Crowd, including Soos and the twins, rises, seemingly unintentionally, and they start to clap along with the beat.
Dipper	Wha—? How did he—?
Gideon	Keep it going! (Singing:) You wish your son would call you more
	Momentarily cut to an old woman with a cat on her lap.
Unnamed cat lady	I'm leaving everything to my cats!
Cat	(Meows)
Gideon	(Singing:) I sense that you've been here before.
	Momentarily cut to Sheriff Blubs, who is wearing a shirt with Gideon's face on it and holding various other Li'l Gideon merchandise.
Sheriff Blubs	Oh, what gave it away?
	Cut to Dipper, Soos and Mabel.
Dipper	(Exasperated) Come on.
Gideon	(Singing; to Mabel) I'll read your mind if I'm able Something tells me you're named Mabel
	Gideon leaves, and Mabel faces the screen and moves the popcorn out of the way so that we can see her sweater, which reads "MABEL."
Mabel	How'd he do that?
Gideon	(Singing) So welcome all ye... to the Tent of Telepathy And thanks for visiting... widdle ol' me!
	The song ends, Gideon is sweating and panting and the crowd cheers wildly.
Gideon	(Pants) Oh... oh my goodness. (Drinks some water; to the audience) Thank you! You people are the real miracles!
Mabel	Woo! Yeah!
Dipper	(As they exit) Man, that kid's an even bigger fraud than Stan! No wonder our uncle's jealous.
Mabel	Oh, come on. His dance moves were adorable! And did you see his hair? It was like, whoosh!
Dipper	You're too easily impressed.
Mabel	Yeah, yeah!
	Next day at the Mystery Shack. Mabel goes up to Dipper, her face is bedazzled with sequins.
Mabel	Check it out, Dipper! I successfully bezazzled my face! Blink! (She blinks as she says this and some of the sequins fly off her face) Ow.
Dipper	Is that permanent?
Mabel	I'm unappreciated in my time...
	The doorbell rings.
Stan	Somebody answer that door!!
Mabel	I'll get it! (Goes to get the door. She opens it up but there thinks is no one there. Mabel then looks down and finds Gideon)
Gideon	Howdy.
Mabel	It's "wittle ol'" you!
Gideon	(Laughs nervously) Yeah, my song's quite catchy. I know we haven't formally met, but after yesterday's performance, I just couldn't get your laugh out of my head.
Mabel	You mean this one? (Laughs obnoxiously)
Gideon	Oh, what a delight! When I saw you in the audience, I said to myself, "Now there's a kindred spirit! Someone who appreciates the sparkly things in life."
Mabel	That's totally me! (Laughs and coughs up some sequins that land on Gideon's suit, bedazzling it)
Gideon	(In a whisper) Enchanting. Utterly enchanting.
Stan	(Offscreen) Who's at the door?
Mabel	No one, Grunkle Stan!
Gideon	I appreciate your discretion. Now, Stan's no fan of mine. I don't know how a lemon so sour could be related to a peach so sweet.
Mabel	Gideon! Aha ha!
Gideon	What do you say we step away from here, and chat a bit more. Perhaps in my dressing room?
Mabel	Oh! Makeovers. Yahoo! (Pokes Gideon's stomach)
Gideon	(Laughs) Ow.
	Cut to inside Gideon's house. Gideon opens the door to his dressing room. Mabel stares in amazement.
Gideon	Ya see something you like? 'Cause I do.
Mabel	(Laughs; cluelessly) What?
	Mabel returns to the Mystery Shack with her makeover.
Mabel	Hey Dipper. What's goin' oooon? (Dangles manicured fingernails over Dipper's head)
Dipper	Whoa, where have you been? And what's going on with those fingernails, you look like a wolverine.
Mabel	I know, right? (Roars, pretends to scratch something) I was hanging out with my new pal, Gideon. He is one dapper little man.
Dipper	Mabel, I don't trust anyone whose hair is bigger than their head.
Mabel	Oh, leave him alone! You never want to do girly stuff with me; you and Soos get to do boy stuff all the time!
Dipper	What do you mean?
Soos	(Enters) Hey dude, you ready to blow up these hot dogs in the microwave one by one?
Dipper	(Excitedly:) Am I! (They both run off while Mabel stands there)
Dipper and Soos	(Offscreen, as popping sounds are made, they are heard laughing) (Chanting:) One-at-a-time! One-at-a-time!
	Cut to Mabel and Gideon on the roof of a warehouse.
Mabel	Whoa, the view from your family's factory is nuts! Good thing we both brought our—
Mabel and Gideon	—Opera glasses! (Point their opera glasses at each other and laugh)
Gideon	Mabel, when I'm up here lookin' down on all them little ol' people, I feel like I'm king of all I survey. I guess that makes you my queen!
Mabel	What? You are being so nice to me right now, quit it! (smacks him in the stomach)
Gideon	I can't quit it. I am speaking from the heart.
Mabel	From the where-now?
Gideon	Mabel, I've never felt this close with anyone. So, so close. (Strokes Mabel's hair and giggles)
Mabel	(Pushes his hand away) Look Gideon, I um...
Gideon	(Reaches to pet Mabel's hair again and giggles)
Mabel	(Pushes his hand away) I like you a lot, but let's just be friends.
Gideon	At least just give me a chance. Mabel, will you do me the honor of going on a date with me?
Mabel	A play date?
Gideon	(Shakes head) Mmnn.
Mabel	A shopping date?
Gideon	Mmnn. It'll just be one li'l ol' date, I swear on my lucky bolo tie.
Mabel	Ummm. Okay, then... I guess...
Gideon	Mabel Pines, you have made me the happiest boy in the world! (Hugs Mabel)
Mabel	Are you sniffing my hair?
	Cut to commercial break.
	Back at Mystery Shack, Mabel and Dipper are playing a video game.
Mabel	It's not a date-date, it's just, you know, I didn't want to hurt his feelings and so I figured I'd throw him a bone.
Dipper	Mabel, guys don't work that way. He's gonna fall in love with you.
Mabel	(Scoffs) Yeah right. I'm not that lovable. (Shoots Dipper in the game) Kaboom! Yes!
Dipper	Okay, we agree on something here.
	Doorbell rings, Mabel goes to answer door. A horse busts through.
Mabel	(Screams)
Gideon	(Riding horse) A night of enchantment awaits, m'lady!
Mabel	Oh boy.
	Cut to an aquatic themed restaurant, and then to the interior. Mabel and Gideon are sitting together at a booth.
Mabel	I can't believe they let us bring a horse in here!
Gideon	Well, people have a hard time saying no to me. (Puts feet up on table)
Jean-Luc	Ah, Monsieur Gideon! Ze feet on ze table! An excellent choice!
Gideon	Jean Luc, what did we discuss about eye contact?
Waiter	(Looking away) Yes, yes, very good! (Backs away)
Mabel	I've never seen so many forks! And water with bubbles in it? Ooh lala, oui, oui!
Gideon	Oh! Parlez vous francais?!
Mabel	...I have no idea what you're saying.
	Cut to the Mystery Shack gift shop, where Stan is looking at a newspaper article showing a picture of Gideon and Mabel together.
Stan	Hey, hey! What the jackal is Mabel doing in the paper next to that crazy pickpocket Gideon?
Wendy Corduroy	Oh, yeah, it's like a big deal. Everybody's talking about Gideon and Mabel's big date tonight.
Stan	WHAT?! That little shyster is dating my great niece!?
Soos	I wonder what the new name will be for the power couple. Mabideon? Gideabel? (Gasps) Magidbeleon!
Stan	(Exits)
Dipper	I didn't know! I didn't hear about it and plus, I told her not to.
Stan	(Re-enters, wearing his suit) Yeah, well it ends tonight. I'm going right down to that little skunk's house; this is gonna stop RIGHT now! (Slams door)
Soos	Dude, wouldn't it be funny if that was a closet, and he had to come back out again and go out the real door? (Opens the door) Nope. Real door.
	Stan's car skids to a halt in front of Gideon's house. He drives his car up to Gideon's house and skids to a halt in front.
Stan	(He knocks the door) Gideon, you little punk! Open up! (He reads sign on the door that says "Pardon This Garden") I will pardon NOTHING!
Bud	(Opens the door) Why, Stanford Pines! What a delight!
Stan	Out of the way Bud, I'm looking for Gideon!
Bud	Well, I haven't seen the boy around, but since you're here, you simply must come in for coffee! (Pulls Stan inside)
Stan	But-but I came-
Bud	It's imported! All the way from Colombia!
Stan	Wow... I went to jail there once. (Whistles) Some digs you got here. (Sees clown painting) Oh, this. This is beautiful.
Bud	Now, I hear your niece and my Gideon are, well, they're singin' in harmony lately so to speak!
Stan	Uh, yeah, and I'm against it. Nyah. (Knocks a pillow off the couch)
Bud	No no no. I see it as a fantastic business opportunity. Yes, the Mystery Shack and the Tent of Telepathy. We've been at each other's throats for far too- lemme get that. (Rips down a picture of Stan on a dart board) We've been at each other's throats for far too long, yes we have. This is our big chance to brush aside our rivalry and pool our collective profits, you see.
Stan	(Clicks a cash register) I'm listening.
	Cut back to Gideon and Mabel in The Club.
Gideon	...And so I said "Autograph your own head shot lady." (Laughs)
Mabel	(Nervously laughs) Yeah... (The lobster on her plate pinches her fork)
Gideon	Mabel, tonight's date was a complete success. And tomorrow's date promises to top this one in every way!
Mabel	Whoa whoa, you said just one date, and this was it.
Gideon	Hark! What a surprise! A red crested South American rainbow macaw!
Macaw	(Flies in and lands on Gideon)
Mabel	(Screams and grabs the lobster)
Gideon	...two three four...
Macaw	MABEL! WILL YOU- ACCOMPANY- GIDEON- TO- THE BALLROOM DANCE- THIS- THURBDAY.
Gideon	(Shakes it violently)
Macaw	THURSDAY! (Coughs up a letter and flies away)
Woman	Oh, so adorable.
Chef	Gideon's got a girlfriend.
Gideon	They're expectin' us. Please say you'll go.
Mabel	Oh, Gideon, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to say-
Blubs	I'm on the edge of my seat.
Tyler Cutebiker	This is gonna be adorable.
Old Woman	If she says no, I'll die from sadness.
Doctor	I can verify that that will indeed happen.
	People chattering.
	Cut back to the Shack. Mabel walks by Dipper as he's reading his book.
Dipper	Hey. How'd it go?
Mabel	I don't know... (Puts lobster in tank) I have a lobster now.
Dipper	Well, at least it's over and you won't ever have to go out with him again. (Pause) Mabel? It's over, right? Mabel?
Mabel	BLAARRGG! (Flails arms) He asked me out again and I didn't know how to say no.
Dipper	Like this: no.
Mabel	It's not that easy, Dipper! And I do like Gideon, as a friend slash little sister, so I didn't want to hurt his feelings! I just need to get things back to where they used to be. You know, friends.
	Out at night in the middle of the lake. Old Man McGucket is rowing a boat with Gideon and Mabel in it.
McGucket	Boat in the night! Boat in the night! (Laughs)
Mabel	Hah, you know I thought dancing was gonna be the end of the evening, right?
Gideon	(Leans in) Don't you want this evenin' to last, my sweet?
Mabel	(Recoils) NO! I mean yes. I mean I'm always happy to hang out with a friend, buddy, pal, chum, other word for friend...
McGucket	Pal?
Mabel	I already said pal, uh, mate?
Gideon	How about soul mate?
	Fireworks appear that show the name "Mabel" within a heart.
McGucket	Well, you can't say no to that.
	Cut back to the Shack, where Mabel is pacing.
Mabel	..I mean, he's so nice, but.. I can't keep doing this. But I can't break his heart. (Shouts) I have no way out!
Dipper	(Enters) What in the heck happened on that date?
Mabel	I don't know! I was in the friend zone, and then before I knew what was happening, he pulled me into the romance zone. It was like quick sand! Chubby quicksand!
Dipper	Mabel, come on. It's not like you're gonna have to marry Gideon.
Stan	(Enters) Great news, Mabel. You have to marry Gideon!
Mabel	WHAT?!
Stan	It's all part of my long term deal with Buddy Gleeful. There's a lot of cash tied up in this thing. Plus I got this shirt. (Gestures to his "Team Gideon" shirt) Ugh, I am fat.
Mabel	(Screams and runs out of the room)
Stan	(Calling after her:) Bodies change, honey! Bodies change...
Dipper	(Walks into the attic and seeing Mabel hiding in her sweater) Oh no. Mabel...
Mabel	Mabel's not here. She's in sweater town.
Dipper	Are you gonna come out of sweater town?
Mabel	(Whines and shakes head)
Dipper	Alright, enough is enough. If you can't break up with Gideon, I'll do it for you.
Mabel	(Peeks out of her sweater) You will?
Dipper	(Nods)
Mabel	(Playfully punches and hugs Dipper) Oh, thank you thank you thank you!
Dipper	Alright.
	Cut to The Club, where Gideon is sitting in a booth awaiting Mabel. Dipper enters, approaches Gideon and clears his throat.
Gideon	Oh. Dipper Pines, how are you? You look good, you look good.
Dipper	Thanks, you uh... Look, Gideon. We've got to talk. Mabel isn't joining you tonight, she uh, she doesn't want to see you anymore. (Laughs nervously) She's uh. She's kinda weirded out by you, no offense.
Gideon	(Eye twitches) So what you're sayin' is... you've...come between us. (Eye twitches again)
Dipper	You're not gonna like, freak out or anything, are ya?
Gideon	Of course not. These things happen. Bygones, you know.
Dipper	So. Okay. Cool. Then again, sorry man, but uh, hey, thumbs up. Huh? (Backs away)
Gideon	(In a whisper:) Thumbs up indeed, my friend.
	Cut to the exterior of the restaurant, where Mabel is waiting for Dipper, who then exits the restaurant.
Mabel	How'd it go? Was he mad? Did he try to read your mind with his psychic powers?
Dipper	Don't worry, Mabel, he's just a kid. He doesn't have any powers.
	Cut to Gideon's bedroom later on.
Gideon	(Breathing heavily) Dipper Pines, you don't know what you've done! (Grabs his amulet and a candle starts to levitate and the light bulbs on his boudoir explode. Other things in the room begin to levitate) You've just made the biggest mistake of your life! (Throws the levitated objects on the ground)
Bud	(Opening the door) Gideon Charles Gleeful, clean up your room this instant!
Gideon	I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU, OLD MAN!
Bud	...Fair enough. (Closes door)
	Gideon looks at a picture of Dipper and Mabel and burns away Dipper's side of the picture.
	Cut to Soos and the twins outside. Soos tucks a pillow under his shirt.
Soos	Hit me, dude!
	The twins charge at Soos' stomach and bounce off, laughing.
Soos	Feels good.
Mabel	I'm so glad everything's back to normal!
	Telephone rings.
Mabel	Your turn.
Dipper	(Finishing the sentence about a second after Mabel) Your turn. Aw, man... (Answers phone) Hello?
Toby Determined	(Over the phone) Toby Determined, Gravity Falls Gossiper.
Dipper	Oh hey man. Sorry for accusing you of murder last week.
Toby	Water under the bridge! Say, we want to interview you about whether you've seen anything unUSUAL in this here TOWN since you've arrived.
Dipper	Oh, finally! I thought nobody would ever ask! I have notes and theories! (Listening) Uh huh, uh huh. (Writing as Toby tells him the address) 412 Gopher Road. Tonight? Got it.
	Cut to Toby Determined's residence. Toby hangs up the phone.
Toby	There. I did your dirty work. Now it's time to pay YOUR end of the bargain!
Gideon	(Throws Toby a slip of paper)
Toby	Ha! Shandra Jimenez's phone number! Bless you, Li'l Gideon!
	Cut to 412 Gopher Road. Dipper opens the warehouse door.
Dipper	(Voice echoing:) Hello?
	Dipper turns to leave, only for the door to slam shut. He bangs on the door and turns around when lights start turning on. Gideon swerves around in a swivel chair, petting a doll of himself.
Gideon	Hello friend.
Dipper	Ughh, Gideon.
Gideon	Dipper Pines. How long have been livin' in this town? A week, two? You like it here? Enjoy the scenery?
Dipper	What do you want from me, man?
Gideon	Listen carefully, boy. This town has secrets you couldn't begin to comprehend!
Dipper	Is this about Mabel? I told you, she's not into you!
Gideon	LIAR! YOU turned her against me! (Grabs amulet and walks toward Dipper) She was my peach dumplin'!
Dipper	Uh, you okay, man?
Gideon	(Levitates Dipper and throws him into a pile of merchandise)
Toy Gideon	Howdy!
Gideon	Readin' minds isn't all I can do.
Dipper	But-but you're a fake.
Gideon	Oh tell me, Dipper: is this fake? (Levitates all the merchandise)
	Mabel outside of the Mystery Shack, thinking and chewing on her hair.
Wendy	(Walks outside and sits next to Mabel) How's that hair tastin', buddy?
Mabel	Wendy, I need some advice. You've broken up with guys, right?
Wendy	Oh yeah: Russ Durham, Eli Hall, Stoney Davidson...
Mabel	I don't know what's wrong with me. I thought everything was back to normal, but I still feel all gross.
Wendy	...Mike Worley, Nate Holt, oh, that guy with the tattoos...
Mabel	Maybe letting Dipper do it for me was a mistake. Gideon deserves an honest break up.
Wendy	...Danny Feldman, Mark Epston... Oh man, I'm not sure I ever actually broke up with him. No wonder he keeps calling me.
Mabel	I know what I've gotta do. Thanks for talking to me, Wendy. (Runs to get a bike and rides off on it)
Wendy	(Takes out her ringing cell phone) Ignore.
	Dipper is running away from the merchandise being thrown at him. Gideon laughs evilly and moves a cabinet to smash Dipper. Dipper jumps out of the way and hits his head on the wall.
Dipper	Grunkle Stan was right about you, you ARE a monster!
Gideon	Your sister will be mine! (Laughs evilly and pulls the sting of one of his dolls, making it laugh evilly)
Dipper	(Grabs a baseball bat and gets up)
Gideon	(To the doll:) Who's a cute little guy? You are!
Toy Gideon	No you are!
	Dipper shouts and charges at Gideon with the bat. Gideon levitates Dipper and he drops the bat.
Dipper	She's never gonna date you, man!
Gideon	That's a lie. (Looks at a box of lamb shears) And I'm gonna make sure you never lie to me again, friend. (Levitates the lamb shears)
Mabel	(Runs to the window from outside and sees Dipper and Gideon. Opens door) Gideon! We have to talk!
Gideon	M-Mabel. My marshmalla. (Drops the shears) What are you doin' here?
Mabel	I'm sorry Gideon, but I can't be your marshmallow. I needed to be honest and tell you that myself.
Gideon	I-I don't understand. (Squeezes the amulet, therefore squeezing Dipper in midair)
Dipper	(While choking:) Uh, Mabel!? This probably isn't the best time to be brutally honest with him!
Mabel	Hey, but we can still be makeover buddies, right? Wouldn't you like that?
Gideon	Really?
Mabel	(Pulls off Gideon's amulet) No, not really! (Dipper falls) You are like, attacking my brother, what the heck?!
Gideon	My tie! Give it back! (Mabel throws the amulet to Dipper)
Dipper	Ha! (Catches it) Not so powerful without this, are you?
Gideon	Screams and charges at Dipper, making him drop the amulet and breaking through the window.
Mabel	Dipper!
	Dipper and Gideon scream. Gideon slaps Dipper and the two start slapping each other and then start screaming again. Mabel, who is holding the mystic amulet, levitates the two of them and then floats down.
Mabel	Listen Gideon, it's over. I will never, ever, date you.
Dipper	Yeah!
Mabel	(Drops them and throws the amulet to the ground, breaking it)
Gideon	MY POWERS! Oh this isn't over. This isn't the last you'll see of wittle... ol' me! (Walks into the dark forest)
	Cut to the Gleeful residence.
Stan	(Finishes signing papers) Ah, this is livin', brother. (Knocks on the clown painting)
Bud	From now on it's all name brand foods and clown paintings. (Gideon storms in; to Gideon:) Well, hey, Gideon! Why, look who I—
Gideon	(Stands on the coffee table) Stanford Pines, I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee!
Stan	Rebuke? Is that a word?
Gideon	The entire Pines' family have invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions!
Stan	What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?
Bud	Apbap bap but-but sunshine? (Laughs nervously) What about our arrangement with Mabel and—
Gideon	SILENCE!
Bud	Well, uh, I see he's takin' to one of his rages again. Eh, sorry Stan, I have to side with Gideon on this one. (Rips up the contract)
Stan	Okay, okay. I can see when I'm not wanted. (Grabs the clown painting and starts to leave)
Bud	Stan, I'm-I'm sorry but I'm gonna need that painting back! Stan? STAN!
Stan	(Running away) TRY AND CATCH ME, SUCKERS!
	Cut back to the Mystery Shack, where Stan is hanging up the clown painting and the twins are a mess.
Stan	I coulda had it all. (Looks at the twins) What the heck happened to you two?
Mabel	Gideon.
Dipper	Gideon.
Stan	Gideon. Yeah, the little mutant "swore vengeance" on the whole family. Ha, I guess he's gonna try to nibble my ankles or somethin'.
Dipper	Oh, yeah. Yeah, how's he gonna destroy us now, huh? Try to guess what number we're thinking of? (Laughs)
Mabel	He'll never guess what number I'm thinking of. NEGATIVE EIGHT! No one would guess a negative number.
All	(Laughing)
Stan	Uh oh. He's plannin' on destruction right now! (Laughs and lays on top of the twins)
	In Gideon's room. He's making dolls of the Pines family
Gideon	(Playing with the Mabel doll:) Gideon, I still love you. If only my family weren't in the way. (Picks up the Stan doll and imitates Stan:) Look at me. I'm old, and I'm smelly. (Finishes the Dipper doll; mocking Dipper:) Hey, what are you gonna do without your precious amulet? (Regular voice:) Oh you'll see boy... (Closes Journal 2) You'll see...
	Cut to end credits with Dipper, Mabel and Soos. Soos is facing away from the screen and Mabel is doing something to him.
Soos	You done?
Mabel	Not yet.
Soos	How about now?
Mabel	Almost. And...there.
Soos	(Turns around, covered in sequins) Let's do this.
	Mabel turns the light off and Dipper shines a flashlight on Soos, causing the room to light up like a disco ball. Stan is there, having seen this all unfold.
Stan	You're all fired.
	End of episode.