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PINES 2016 is a song written by Neil Cicierega that was used as part of a promotional campaign song for Stan's election run in the episode "The Stanchurian Candidate" (though not used in the episode itself) and as a way to promote the episode itself.[1] The song is a sort of parody of the 1972 presidential campaign song "Nixon Now," by Ken Sutherland and the Mike Curb Congregation, with the music video using actual footage from the Nixon campaign song.[2]

Lyrics[]

Stan's the man
With a plan
To make this crummy backwards town and make it grand
He's got ethics sure enough
He's electable and all that stuff
Stan, Stan, Stan, he's the man
When you cast your precious vote
Just remember Stan's great quote,
(Stan) "Vote for me"
What a brilliant mind
Truly Stan's the man
His platform's not a sham
So give him a hand
And we'll be fine once again the sun will shine
Stanley Pines, he's the candidate

Usage[]

Although not used in the show, the uploaded video of the song that Neil made was put onto the official Stan campaign website that was made to help promote the episode.[3]

The music video for the song includes old grainy stock footage and images from decades ago as well as Stan campaign images with a giant Pines 2016 watermark over them and the lyrics to the song appearing below.

For a while after The Stanchurian Candidate aired, the unlisted video could still be found via the campaign website (which is up too given it was reportedly bought by a fan). However in 2021 it went private due to an update to YouTube that privated all unlisted videos posted before 2017. However the song and video have since been recovered and reuploaded to YouTube by others. [4]

See Also[]

mabelsaidshedmakemeawebsite.com (Campaign website)

StanPines4Mayor (Campaign Twitter page)

The Stanchurian Candidate

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