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The Northwest Cover-up is an American government conspiracy. It is a document containing classified information that Quentin Trembley was the 8½ president of the United States of America and the true founder of Gravity Falls, Oregon, among other strange secrets. It was revealed in "Irrational Treasure."

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Let it here be recorded that Nathaniel Northwest, famous in his native Gravity Falls for standing in the park and hitting himself with a large boating oar until he blacked out, was chosen to become the patsy mayor of Gravity Falls. Northwest spoke in a series of grunts and screams and often yelled his trademark phrase: "I am going to eat this entire oak tree because I am a powerful wizard!"

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The real founder of Gravity Falls

The fabled founder of Gravity Falls was, in fact, a fraud. His last moments on Earth were spent choking on a giant piece of bark, attempting to live out his beautiful dream. He was hated by everyone that knew him. He will not be missed.

Thomas Jefferson was actually just two kids in an overcoat standing on each other's shoulders. The current and forever President of the United States is actually Santa Claus. Under the reign of Mr. Claus, America is not a democracy, but a jollyocracy. The statues at Mount Rushmore are actually gigantic presidential-faced robots that will be called into action when America needs them the most. An enormous, evil, time-devouring baby from another dimension is frozen in an Antarctic glacier. Fortunately, glaciers never melt, so we should be fine. Writing jokes for cartoons is more important than sleep. If you recite the pledge of allegiance backwards, you'll gain secret wizard powers! (This one is true, kids! Try it at home!)

The true founder of Gravity Falls was:

SIR LORD QUENTIN TREMBLEY III, ESQ.

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Season 1

Season 2

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Trivia[]

  • The mentioned "time-traveling baby" is Time Baby, who appears in later episodes.
  • At one point, the text in the document is altered.

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Contests, games and toys 38-Sided Die | Bat-eries | Bear-O | Bicepticus | Cackling skulls | Calling All Boys: Preteen Edition | Cash Scratch Fever | Conflict Boat | Dancy Pants Revolution | Dr. Punch Head, M.D. | Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons | Fight Fighters | Fighty Hogg | First Person Puncher | Globnar | Manliness Tester | Monster-Mon | NORT | Nyarf | Romance Academy 7 | Stañatas | Stuffed creature of indeterminate species | What Could Go Wrong?: The Game | What-the-heck-ahedron
Electronics and machines Beeblyboop | Dipper's black light | Gideon-bot | Gobblewonker robot | Goldie | Hoo-Ha's Jamboree | Hoo-Ha the Owl | Lefty robot | Quantum destabilizer | Laptop | Magnet guns | Memory Gun | Meow o'clock | Mind control ties | Project Mentem | Security droids | Shacktron | Shred Pal | Smarticle Accelerator | Stan Vac | Tapeman | Will E. Badger
Supernatural Bill's Throne | Cloning copy machine | Cursed Doors | Electron Carpet | Fairy Dust | Height-altering crystals | Infinity sided die | Interdimensional rift | Adhesive | Love potions | Mailbox | Mystic Amulet | Percepshrooms | Shmerulean | Time wish | Truth Telling Teeth | Tumbleweed Terror | Universe portal | Voice-altering tonic | Zodiac
Governmental Laws of Gravity Falls | Negative Twelve Dollar Bill | Northwest Cover-up | President's Key
Future technology Camouflage suit | Laser arm cannons | Time tape
Groups and organizations BABBA | Blind Eye Society | Gravity Falls Police Department | Love Patrol Alpha | Scarves Indoors | Time Anomaly Removal Crew | Time Paradox Avoidance Enforcement Squadron | Robbie V. and the Tombstones | The Royal Order of the Holy Mackerel | Winninghouse Coupon Savers | Wood Grain on Everything
Mystery Shack Dipper's hat | Dodo | Free sample potion | Mabel's grappling hook | Mystery Shack deed | Mystery Shack items | Smoke bomb | Stan Bucks | Vending machine | Wax Stan
Miscellaneous Blendin's letter | Explosion muffin | Granny Sweetkin's Yarnball | Huggy Wuvvy Tummy Bundle | Human-sized hamster balls | Jack-o'-melons | Mabel's sweaters | May May and the Hogg A.M. | Memory tube | Owl Trowel | Dipper's Swiss Army knife
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