Nearly Almost Dead But Not Quite!

Nearly Almost Dead But Not Quite! is a horror movie made by A Good Enough Picture productions which airs in Gravity Falls, Oregon on Gravity Falls Public Access TV.

History[]

During the cold open of "Into the Bunker," Dipper and Wendy are seen watching and commenting on the movie. The film itself revolves around two teenagers, Chadley and Trixandra, who poorly defend themselves from a horde of zombies in a cemetery. Despite their "efforts," Chadley's face got "eaten a lot."

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Season 2

202. "Into the Bunker"

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