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Revision as of 18:52, 2 February 2020
This is a transcribed copy for the episode "Mailbox." Feel free to edit or add to this page as long as the information comes directly from the episode. |
Previous: "Stan's Tattoo" | Next: "Lefty" |
Static. | |
Dipper Pines | Welcome back to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained, Anomaly #54: The Mailbox. (Points camera at mailbox) There it is, in the middle of the forest. No house. No address. Today, me and my team of expert... |
Soos Ramirez | (Walks up to the mailbox) 'Sup? |
Dipper | ...are gonna put a letter in and see who picks it up. |
Soos | My letter posits a salient question: "Sup Dawg?" (Puts letter in mailbox) |
Dipper | Now we're gonna hide behind a bush, and wait for someone to come by— |
The mailbox shakes. | |
Soos | (Backs away) Oh, Dude! |
Dipper | What the?! |
The flag raises. | |
Soos | Did you see that?! |
Dipper | (Runs over to the mailbox) Open it! |
Soos | No, you open it, dude! I'm not touching a ghost mailbox! |
Dipper | Okay, okay. Here it goes. (Opens the mailbox and pulls out a letter) What?! |
Soos | That's not our letter, dude! |
Dipper | (Opens the letter) It says... (Gasps) |
Soos | (Grabs the letter and holds it up to the camera) "Hello Dipper and Soos." |
Dipper | It knows our names! |
Soos | What if this thing's all-knowing? |
Dipper | We gotta test it. |
Static. | |
Soos | (Holds up a letter) What did I shave into my head this morning? (Puts it in the mailbox) |
The flag raises | |
Soos | (Takes letter out) "A baby duck holding a paddleball" Dude! It knew! (Takes off his hat to reveal the duck shaved into his hair) |
Dipper | What?! |
Soos | Ask it more questions! |
Static. | |
Dipper | (Writing on paper) When is the end of the world? (Puts the paper in) |
Static. | |
Dipper | (Reading from letter) "3012." Huh. We've got a while. |
Static | |
Soos | (Writing) Who is my dream woman? (Puts the letter in) |
Static. | |
Soos | (Holding up a picture of a muscular woman) Ho ho ho! Hot tamales! I'll save that one for the archives! (Puts it in his pocket) |
Dipper | Uh, when is the exact time and date of my death? |
Soos | (Shouting in the background) Did aliens build the pyramids?! |
Dipper | Or... what is the meaning of life? |
Soos | (Shouting in the background) What are marshmallows made of?! |
Dipper |
Or... Who wrote Journal #3?! |
Soos | Who wrote the journal! Who wrote the journal! (Points at Dipper) |
Dipper | We're finally gonna get the answer to the greatest mystery in Gravity Falls! |
Mabel Pines | (Comes up) Nifty! A mailbox! I've been wanting to mail Mom this video of me sticking 100 gummy worms up my nose! (Puts a package inside) |
Dipper | No, wait! |
Soos | Dude! |
Mabel | Slam! (Slams mailbox door) |
The flag raises. | |
Dipper | (Takes out letter) "Your gummy worm video has disturbed and insulted me. You fools are unworthy of my great knowledge. The era of human enlightenment shall never come to pass." |
The mailbox glows. | |
Soos | What's that?! |
Dipper and Mabel | (Runs away) AAAHH! |
The mailbox implodes. Static. Dipper, Mabel, and Soos are standing in the middle of a scorched clearing. | |
Dipper | Well, uh, that concludes Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained, where we learned when dealing with the unknown, (angrily, to Mabel) DO NOT MAIL VIDEOS OF YOU SHOVING GUMMY WORMS UP YOUR NOSE! |
Mabel | (Pulls out gummy worms) There's more where that came from! (Singing) Into my nose! INTO MY NOSE! |
Dipper | No! No! Show over! SHOW OVER—! (Covers up camera) |