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Short opens with Mabel Pines in a rocking chair with her scrapbook of memories.
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Mabel
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Welcome to "Mabel's Scrapbook". Ah, here's a good memory! That one time we all went to the movies!
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We see the photo of cinema in scrapbook signed "Stand-off at The Ragtime". Cut to the cinema. Current premiere sign is "Now Showing Pony Heist"
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Stan
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(After buying tickets) Twelve bucks a ticket? Pony Heist better be the best movie ever made!
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Mabel
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I wrote a list of hilarious jokes to yell out during the movie. Pony Heist? More like BALONEY Heist! Am I right? (Turns to Laughter Fox poster) This guy gets me!
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Cut to Dipper, Mabel, Stan and Soos entering the cinema.
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Dipper, Mabel, Stan & Soos
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Movies! Movies! Movies! Movies! Movies! Movies! Movies!
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A candy bar wrapper falls out of Mabel's sweater and Thompson, walking past them, notices it and picks it up.
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Thompson
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Hey, you stop! There is no outside food or drink allowed in the theater!
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Mabel
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Well, it's just one candy.
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Stan
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Yeah! I wanna talk to the manager!
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Thompson
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I AM the manager! Your family is banned!
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Cut to the outside. The Pines and Soos are sitting on the pavement
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Mabel
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No ponies...
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Soos
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No explosions...
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Dipper
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(Stands up) Guys, we are NOT going down like this! I've got a plan to break in.
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Everyone gathers in a circle
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Dipper
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Okay, it's gonna go down like this.
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Cut to the Stan sitting near to the closed exit door
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Dipper
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Stan will get us in using his incredible lock-picking skills.
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Stan
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(Smashes the lock with a rock and walks in. To Lee and Nate working in the cinema:) Hey, suckers! Ahahahaha! (Runs off with them in chase)
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Soos
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(Soos, dressed as loader, enters with a trolley with a box on it. Dipper jumps out of the box)
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Dipper
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(Narrating:) Stan's diversion will allow me and Soos to get inside. The next step is to get Thompson away from the snack stand. Fortunately, I have my ways. (In real time, changes the title "Monkey Business 2" to "Thompson drinks popcorn butter".
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Thompson
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What? No I don't! (Runs away)
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Dipper
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(Narrating:) This will get Mabel just enough time to coat herself entirely in syrup.
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Mabel
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(gets in the syrup bucket) This is my favorite part!
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Thompson
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(Off-screen)(Thompson noticing the syrup stains in the lid of the container) Hey! (Opens the bucket, but doesn't see Mabel) What?
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Mabel
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(On the ceiling, heading to the ventilation bars. She picks up a gummy bear stuck onto the ceiling, then eats it. Mabel is shown entering the ventilation ducts, and later kicking the ventilation bars and signaling them to enter).
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Dipper opens the ventilation bars in the screening room. The gang slides down a rope to the screening room.
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Dipper
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(Narrating:) If all goes according the plan, we should arrive in the theatre in exactly the amount of time it takes for the previews to end.
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The gang sticks to the glass wall with wide open smiles. Cut to Dipper's watch beeping.
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Dipper
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43 minutes!
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Mabel, Soos & Stan
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Whoohoo! Alright! Yes!
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Cuts to the "Pony Heist" movie.
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Movie narrator
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(A pink and purple pony starts to run in the movie) But the ponies are filled with—TNT! (two ponies crash and explode in the movie)
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The gang sits in the screening room and laughs. Mabel brings her "Pony Heist jokes" page, reading it out loud for the croud.
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Mabel
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"Pony Heist"? More like BALONEY-Heist! Am I right?!
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The whole crowd laughs and enjoys the joke. Dipper and Mabel high-five each other.
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Dipper
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Hey, look! (pointing at a TV screen)
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The TV screen shows Thompson drinking a huge bottle of butter. The gang laughs and Mabel takes a picture with her camera.
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Soos
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I'd do the same, though...
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The whole gang laughs as Mabel takes a picture of Thompson then cuts to Mabel's Scrapbook with a new picture on it of Thompson drinking butter. Mabel closes the Scrapbook, showing its title. End.
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