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The scene opens with Mabel Pines in the rocking chair with her scrapbook of memories.
Mabel Welcome to "Mabel's Scrapbook". Ah, here's a good memory! That one time we all went to the movies!
We see the photo of cinema in scrapbook signed "Stand-off at The Ragtime". Cut to the cinema. Current premiere sign is "Now Showing Pony Heist"
Stan (After buying tickets) Twelve bucks a ticket? Pony Heist must be the best movie ever made!
Mabel I wrote a list of hilarious jokes to yell out during the movie. Pony Heist? More like BALONEY Heist! Right?
Nobody laughs, everybody staring on Mabel.
Mabel (referring to Laughter Fox 2 poster with laughing fox) This guy gets me!
Cut to Dipper, Mabel, Stan and Soos entering the cinema.
Dipper, Mabel, Stan & Soos Movies! Movies! Movies! Movies! Movies! Movies! Movies!
A candy bar falls out of Mabel's sweater and Thompson, walking past them, notices it and picks it up.
Thompson (to the gang) Hey, you stop!
The gang stands where they are and turns back to Thompson.

There is no outside food or drink allowed in the theater!

Mabel Well, it's just one candy.
Stan Yeah! I wanna talk to the manager!
Thompson I AM the manager! Your family is banned!
Cut to the outside. The Pines and Soos are sitting on the pavement
Mabel No ponies...
Soos No explosions...
Dipper (Stands up) Guys, we are NOT going down like this! I've got a plan to break in.
The Pines and Soos gathers in a circle
Dipper Okay, it's gonna go down like this.
Cut to the Stan sitting near to the closed exit door


Stan will get us in using his incredible lock-picking skills.
Stan takes the rock and breaks the lock of the door, entering the cinema. 
Stan (To Lee and Nate working in the cinema) Hey, suckers! Ahahahaha! 
Stan runs out and the workers of the cinema chases him. Then 

Soos, dressed as loader, enters with a trolley with a box on it. Dipper jumps out of the box


Stan's diversion will allow me and Soos to get inside.


The next step is to get Thompson away from the snack stand. Fortunately, I have my ways.
Dipper changes the title "Monkey Business 2" to "Thompson drinks popcorn butter".
Thompson What? No I don't! (Runs away)
This will get Mabel just enough time to coat herself entirely in syrup.
Mabel gets in to the syrup bucket and coats herself in syrup.
Mabel (Putting on syrup) This is my favorite part!
Thompson (Off-screen) Hey! 
Thompson gets to the snack stand and opens the bucket, expecting Mabel inside it, but finds out there's no Mabel.



The camera pans to Mabel on the ceiling, heading to the ventilation bars. She picks up a gummy bear stuck in to the ceiling. Mabel is shown entering the ventilation ducts, and later kicking the ventilation bars and signaling them to enter. Dipper opens the ventilation bars in the screening room. The gang slides down a rope to the screening room.

If all goes according the plan, we should arrive in the theatre in exactly the amount of time it takes for the previews to end.
The gang sticks to the glass wall with wide open smiles. Cut to Dipper's watch beeping.
Dipper 43 minutes!
Mabel, Soos & Stan Whooho! Alright! Yes! (Cheering)
Cuts to the "Pony Heist" movie.
Movie narrator (A pink and purple pony starts to run in the movie) But the ponies are filled with - TNT! (two ponies clash and explode in the movie)
The gang sits in the screening room and laughs. Mabel brings her "Pony Heist jokes" page, reading it out-loud for the croud.
Mabel "Pony Heist"? More like BALONEY-Heist! Am I right?!
The whole croud laughs and enjoys the joke. Dipper and Mabel high-five each other.
Dipper Hey, look! (pointing at a TV screen)
The TV screen shows Thompson drinks a huge bottle of butter. The gang laughs and Mabel takes a picture with her camera.
Soos I do the same, though...
Cuts to Mabel's Scrapbook with a new picture on it of Thompson drinking butter. Mabel closes the Scrapbook, showing its title. End.

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