Mabel's Scrapbook: Heist Movie/Transcript

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!	This short first aired in Russia. The following is translated from Russian and will be different from the original English episode. This transcript will be updated once the English version become available. (February 15, 2014)

	The scene opens with Mabel Pines in the rocking chair with her scrapbook of memories.
Mabel	Welcome to "Mabel's Scrapbook". Ah, here's a good memory! That one time when we all went to the movies!
	We see the photo of cinema in scrapbook signed "Stand-off at The Ragtime". Cut to the cinema. Current premiere sign is "Now Showing Pony Heist"
Stan	(after buying tickets) Twelve bucks a ticket? Pony Heist must be the best movie ever made!
Mabel	I wrote a list of hilarious jokes to yell out during the movie. Pony Heist? More like BLOWNY Heist! Right?
	Nobody laughs, everybody staring on Mabel.
Mabel	(referring to Laughter Fox 2 poster with laughing fox) This guy gets me!
	Cut to Dipper, Mabel, Stan and Soos entering the cinema
Dipper, Mabel, Stan & Soos	Movies! Movies! Movies! Movies! Movies! Movies! Movies!
	The candy bar falls out of Mabel's sweater and Thompson, walking past them, notices it and picks it up.
Thompson	(to the gang) Hey, you stop!
	The gang stands where they are and turns back to Thompson
Thompson	There is no outside food or drink allowed in the thether!
Mabel	Well, it's just one candy.
Stan	Yeah! I wanna talk to the manager!
Thompson	I AM the manager! Your family is banned!
	Cut to the outside. The Pines and Soos are sitting on the pavement
Mabel	No ponies..
Soos	No explotions..
Dipper	(Stands up) Guys, we are NOT going down like this! I've got a plan to break in.
	The Pines and Soos gathers in a circle
Dipper	Okay, it's gonna go down like this.
	Cut to the Stan sitting near to the closed exit door
Dipper(Narrating)	Stan will let us in using his incredible lock-picking skills.
Stan	(Takes the rock and breaks the lock of the door, entering the cinema. To Lee and Nate who are working in the cinema too) Hey, suckers! Ahahahaha! (Stan runs out and workers of the cinema chases him)
Dipper(Narrating)	Stan's diversion will allow me and Soos to get inside.
	Soos, dressed as loader, enters with a trolley with a box on it. Dipper jumps out of the box
Dipper(Narrating)	The next step is to get Thompson away from the snack stand. Fortunately, I have my ways.
	Dipper changes the title "Monkey Business 2" to "Thompson drinks popcorn butter".
Thompson	What? No I don't! (Runs away)
Dipper(Narrating)	This will get Mabel just enough time to coat herself entirely in syrup.
	Mabel gets in to the syrup bucket and coats herself in syrup.
Mabel	(Putting on syrup) This is my favorite part!
Thompson	(Off-screan) Hey!
	Thompson gets to the snack stand and opens the bucket, expecting Mabel inside it, but finds out there's no Mabel.
Thimpson	Huh?
	The camera pans to Mabel on the ceiling, heading to the thing. She picks up a gummy bear stuck in to the ceiling.