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Revision as of 11:15, 21 February 2014
This is a transcribed copy for the episode "Mabel's Guide to Stickers." Feel free to edit or add to this page as long as the information comes directly from the episode. |
Previous: "Mabel's Guide to Dating" | Next: "Mabel's Guide to Fashion" |
Episode opens with Mabel with an ostrich hair. | |
Mabel | And that concludes Mabel's Guide to Hair Topiary. |
Dipper | What is it? |
Mabel | It's an ostrich. It's clearly an ostrich. (Mabel grabs the beak part of the hair and makes a bird noise.) |
Intro: A techno mixed version of Mabel's voice calling herself plays while a montage of Mabel is being played. | |
Mabel | Today: Mabel's Guide to Stickers! |
Cuts to Mabel sitting on a chair with a book. Behind her is Dipper reading a book on his bed. | |
Mabel | Through out history, stickers have been the backbone of many great civilizations. |
Dipper | No, they haven't. |
Mabel | (Shows the book) The ancient Greeks used leeches for stickers! The more stickers you had, the cooler you were! |
Dipper | Nope, not true. |
Mabel | (Turns the page) The ancient Aztecs' chest skull is a modern equivalent to todays, (shows a sticker) "Orange you happy mon?" |
Dipper | Yes, Aztecs' war paints were exactly like a rasta orange. Mabel, have you ever read a history book? |
Mabel | (Points Dipper) Edit it out! |
The tape gets fast-forward. Then Dipper disappears. | |
Mabel | (Snaps her fingers) Edit, edit, edit! |
Each time Mabel says "Edit," she gets more and more stickers on her face. | |
Mabel | Cut away! |
Static. Cuts to Mabel holding her Sticktionary. | |
Mabel | Let's take a look at my personal Sticktionary! (Opens her Sticktionary. The Stickrionary's pages are closed up) Stickers falls to several distinct categories. Puffy stickers, |
Soos | So soft! |
Mabel | (Turns the page) Googley eyes stickers, (Mabel shakes the book) |
Soos | Aaah! It's like they're watching me! |
Mabel | (Turns the page) Bumper stickers, scratch and sniff, sniff and touch, listen and taste, and price stickers! (Closes out) You can get these ones free at the store! |
Dipper | (Off-screan) Don't they need those? |
Static. Cuts to Mabel at the store taking the price stickers. | |
Mabel |
(Takes the stickers sticked on the TVs) Stickers, stickers, stickers. Hahahaha. |
Customer | (Picks up a TV) Free TVs, everybody! |
The customers runs and steals TVs. Static, cuts back to Mabel. | |
Mabel | Listen, Dipper. You shouldn't doubt my authority. In the sticker world, I'm the girl who can get you things. |
Static. Cuts to Mabel and Stan. | |
Stan | I need a sticker to put on my car, though. Y'know, get the cops off my back. |
Mabel shows Stan a "Baby on board" sticker. | |
Stan | Oh! (Trys to grab the sticker) |
Mabel | (Takes it back) Uh-huh! My price? |
Stan sighs and gives Mabel a huge can of industrial sprinkles. | |
Mabel | I'm gonna get so sick. |
Static. Cuts to Mabel eating the sprinkles. | |
Dipper | Mabel, don't you think those are hazardous to your health? |
Mabel | Edit! (Dipper dissappears) Edit! (A pair of sunglasses appears) Edit! (a radio appears) Edit! (Soos appears) |
Soos | What? How did I get here? |
Mabel | Thanks for watching Mabel's Guide to Stickers. And now a riddle: What kind of sticker can save your life? |
Static. | |
Mabel | Waddles! If you please. |
Waddles hits the grappling hook which hits Mabel. Mabel sits up and opens her jacket to show the stickers she had inside. | |
Mabel | Puffy stickers! Hahahaha! It still really hurt, though.. |