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Short opens with Mabel in front of several glow sticks, and an exploded television on a table with a phone and a camera glued to it.
Mabel Pines (Coughs) Wow! I'll definitely never be allowed to do that again! Thanks for watching Mabel's Guide to Home Pyrotechnics. See you next time! (Mabel's hair starts to cracks with electricity) AAHH!
Intro: A techno mixed version of Mabel's voice calling herself plays while a montage featuring Mabel is played.
Mabel Today: Mabel's Guide to Fashion!
A montage of Mabel's sweaters is played while Grenda narrates.
Grenda (Narration) The sweaters! The attitude! The boys love it!

Dipper Pines

So wait, what do you want me to do?
Grenda (Whispering) Flip up your glasses!
Dipper Uh, like this? (Flips the glasses)
Dipper flipping his glasses repeats for 3 times. A voice says "OHHH YEAHH!" Static. Cuts to Mabel on a chair.

Guess what. It's Mabel. Everyone wants to look as amazing as me. But most people don't have time for fashion in their busy day-to-day lives. That's why I've created...

Mabel, Candy & Grenda Flash makeovers!
A sign written "Flash Makeovers" is shown. Then cuts to Soos in the living room.
Soos Ramirez Hey guys, what are you uh—
Mabel Grenda, hold him down!
Grenda tackles Soos and Mabel puts on makeup. Cuts to Soos dressed as David Bowie from Labyrinth, with tight pants, noble-like clothes, yellow hair and a glass ball.
Soos These pants are so tight... I can't move!
Mabel (Runs to the door) You can thank us later!
Soos (Drops the ball) If you're watching this, call for help! (Soos falls down) I'm down! Soos is down!
Static. Cuts to Mabel opening the bathroom door.
Stan Pines I'm Stan and I was wrong, and I'm singing the...(Grenda tackles Grunkle Stan) AAAAAH! What's happening?!
Stan Aaaah! No! Girls!
Static. Cuts to Grunkle Stan with tiger makeup. Grenda shows him a hand mirror.


I'd be pretty mad at you girls, if I didn't look so fantastic!
Mabel Success! Take it to the streets, girls! (Runs off)
Grenda I'm taking your aftershave. (Runs off too)
Static. Cuts to Mabel and Grenda outside.
Mabel Okay, gals. We need a real challenge.
Old Man McGucket Old Man McGucket! (Spits in a bucket) Spittin' in a bucket!
Grenda This one is a toughie.
Mabel Let's try something bold.
Static. Cuts to Mabel drawing a face on Old Man McGucket's "bald" head.
Mabel Am I good or am I good, girls?
Grenda Absolutely stunning!
Mabel Now we cover up that... problem... area... (covers up McGucket's face with his beard) Now you just have to walk backwards everywhere you go and bingo! You're fabulous.
Old Man McGucket That's the way my body naturally wants to move anyways! (Starts to go backwards) Da di di di da da di di dooweeoo..
Unnamed pointed nosed woman (Screams and runs away)
Static. Cuts to Mabel and Candy putting makeup on each other.
Grenda (Narration) Join us next week when Mabel tells us what next season has in store!
Cuts to Mabel with a hat. She puts another hat on the hat.
Mabel Hat-hat!
A voice says "OHHH YEAHHH!" Static.

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