Changes: Mabel's Guide to Dating/Transcript

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This is a transcribed copy for the episode "Mabel's Guide to Dating." Feel free to edit or add to this page as long as the information comes directly from the episode.

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!	This transcript is under construction. Therefore, please excuse its informal appearance while it's being worked on. We hope to have it completed as soon as possible.

	(Intro: A techno mixed version of Mabel's voice calling herself plays while a montage of mabel is played)
Mabel	Today, Mabel's Guide to Dating!
	Cuts to Mabel with stuffed animals as guests sitting in front of a talkshow-like table.
Mabel	As we all know, I'm a dating expert. In fact, I can't get the boys to leave me alone.
	Cuts to Mabel holding a cardboard cutout boy and pretending to be him.
Cardboard Cutout	Mabel, I love you so much, baby. Why won't you let me in to your life?
	Cuts back to Mabel.
Mabel	You know what you did, Zach! (Back to focusing at the show) Today we're gonna test the date-ability of three of Gravity Falls' sweetest bachelors. Soos!
Soos	(While looking at the wrong camera) Get ready to fall in love, America! Am I, am I looking at the right camera?
Mabel	Dipper!
Dipper	Why are you even making this for?
Mabel	Grunkle Stan!
Stan	I'm only here 'cause you promised bacon. (Mabel throws bacon and Stan eats it) I'm pacified!
Mabel	And now for a simple 9000 question dating Quiz.
	Static
	to be completed...

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Season one	Tourist Trapped \| The Legend of the Gobblewonker \| Headhunters \| The Hand That Rocks the Mabel \| The Inconveniencing \| Dipper vs. Manliness \| Double Dipper \| Irrational Treasure \| The Time Traveler's Pig \| Fight Fighters \| Little Dipper \| Summerween \| Boss Mabel \| Bottomless Pit! \| The Deep End \| Carpet Diem \| Boyz Crazy \| Land Before Swine \| Dreamscaperers \| Gideon Rises
Season two	Scary-oke \| Into the Bunker \| The Golf War \| Sock Opera \| Soos and the Real Girl \| Little Gift Shop of Horrors \| Society of the Blind Eye \| Blendin's Game \| The Love God \| Northwest Mansion Mystery \| Not What He Seems \| A Tale of Two Stans \| Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons \| The Stanchurian Candidate \| The Last Mabelcorn \| Roadside Attraction \| Dipper and Mabel vs. the Future \| Weirdmageddon 1: Xpcveaoqfoxso \| Weirdmageddon 2: Escape From Reality \| Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back The Falls
Animated shorts	Candy Monster \| Stan's Tattoo \| Mailbox \| Lefty \| Tooth \| The Hide-Behind \| Mabel's Guide to Dating \| Mabel's Guide to Stickers \| Mabel's Guide to Fashion \| Mabel's Guide to Color \| Mabel's Guide to Art \| Fixin' It with Soos: Golf Cart \| Fixin' It with Soos: Cuckoo Clock \| TV Shorts 1 \| TV Shorts 2 \| Mabel's Scrapbook: Heist Movie \| Mabel's Scrapbook: Petting Zoo
"Old Man" McGucket's Conspiracy Corner Marathon	Triangles \| Stan's Brother \| Relation Shipping \| Laptop Code \| The Ice Man \| Medalions \| Government Agency \| 6-18 \| Eyes \| Cryptograms
Grunkle Stan's Lost Mystery Shack Interviews	Interview - Jake Short/Transcript \| Interview - Tyrell Jackson Williams/Transcript
Related Media	Unaired pilot \| Between the Pines

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