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Revision as of 02:23, 26 August 2015
This is a transcribed copy for the episode "Mabel's Guide to Color." Feel free to edit or add to this page as long as the information comes directly from the episode. |
Previous: "Mabel's Guide to Fashion" | Next: "Mabel's Guide to Art" |
Short opens with Mabel laughing. | |
Mabel | Ha ha ha, aha ha ha ha, aha ha ha ha ha. And that's Mabel's Guide to laughing for an uncomfortable amount of time. (Pause) Uh-oh, here comes more! Aha ha ha ha ha! (Dipper hides his head in a book in the background) |
Intro: A techno mixed version of Mabel's voice calling herself plays while a montage featuring Mabel is played. | |
Mabel | Today: Mabel's Guide to Color! |
Cuts to Mabel with a projector. | |
Mabel | Ah, color. It's all around us! (Turns to a picture of Dipper) From the green of a nauseous twin brother, (Turns to a picture of Grunkle Stan) to the weird orange of an old man's nose, (Turns to a picture of a toilet next to Soos) to the beautiful sky blue of toilet water. |
Soos | (points towards protector) I'm in that one! |
Mabel | Yes you are Soos. (To the camera) But it wasn't always this way. (Turns to a black and white picture) According to history, the world was black and white until color was invented (A wizard Mabel drew appears in the picture) by a magic wizard named "Crayon-dalf the Fabulous!" What's your favorite color, Gravity Falls? |
Cuts to a montage asking the people of Gravity Falls what their favorite color is. | |
Pacifica | Hot pink. |
Grenda | Beige! |
Dipper | Wendy. Wait, what was the question again? |
Soos | Lasers. Ooh! Or liquid metal! Does leopards count as a color? |
Wendy | Flannel. |
Soos | Ok, ok. I've narrowed it down to aurora borealis, camouflage... |
Candy | Magic vision poster! |
Gompers | (Captioned): Burgundy. |
Stan | None. |
Mabel | What? |
Stan | I don't have a favorite color. I don't even like colors. |
Mabel | Not even rainbows? |
Stan | Beats me. I've never seen a rainbow. |
Mabel | WHAT?!? |
Cuts to Mabel with horns, a siren, and a sign written "COLOR EMERGENCY". Then cuts to Mabel with Dipper, Candy, Grenda and Waddles. | |
Mabel | Alright guys, how can we get Grunkle Stan to see a rainbow? I need ideas, people! |
Waddles | (walks away) |
Grenda | Sometimes if I drink expired milk, I see rainbows! I'm gonna try right now! (Takes out a gallon of expired milk and starts to drink it) |
Candy | (Takes out a page, draws a drawing on it ans shows it to the camera) What if we reflect the rainbow from the falls into Stan's window? |
Dipper and Candy | Yeah! (High fives) |
Grenda | Yeah! (Falls off the bed and starts to sleep) |
Candy | It's fine. She does this. |
Static. | |
Mabel | Alright, we're about to unleash the power of the "Roy-G-Biv-A-Tron" into Stan's office! |
Cuts to Dipper and Candy at the end of the waterfall. They reflect the rainbow with a mirror. Cuts back to Stan. | |
Stan | Nothing brightens the dark room like a light from a window! It's time to open the window... (Stan opens the window and the rainbow beams right into his eyes) OH NO!! WHY!!! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!! |
Mabel | Ta-daah! Surprise! |
Stan | MY EYES ARE ON FIRE! AAAAAAHH! AAAAAAAHH! AAAAAAHHH! (Stan falls down) |
Mabel | Maybe we over did it a little bit. |
Stan's desk starts to burn. Static. Cuts to Stan getting his eyes bandaged and Mabel in front of the camera. | |
Stan | Get those bandages good and tight! I'm not giving my life savings to some quack doctor. |
Mabel | That's for today! Join us next week when we'll be doing "Mabel's Guide to Apologizing to your Great Uncle." |
Stan | I hate color more then ever! |
Mabel | He's just saying that. (Whispering) Cut! Cut it! |
Static. |