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Revision as of 06:45, 12 December 2014
This is a transcribed copy for the episode "Mabel's Guide to Stickers." Feel free to edit or add to this page as long as the information comes directly from the episode. |
Previous: "Mabel's Guide to Dating" | Next: "Mabel's Guide to Fashion" |
Episode opens with Mabel sitting in the attic. Her hair is twisted and messy. | |
Mabel | And that concludes Mabel's Guide to Hair Topiary. |
Dipper | What is it? |
Mabel | It's an ostrich. It's clearly an ostrich. (Mabel grabs the beak part of the hair and makes a bird noise.) |
Intro: A techno mixed version of Mabel's voice calling herself plays while a montage of Mabel is being played. | |
Mabel | Today: Mabel's Guide to Stickers! |
Cuts to Mabel sitting on a chair with a book. Behind her is Dipper reading a book on his bed. | |
Mabel | Throughout history, stickers have been the backbone of many great civilizations. |
Dipper | No, they haven't. |
Mabel | (Shows the book) The ancient Greeks used leeches for stickers! The more stickers you had, the cooler you were! |
Dipper | Nope, not true. |
Mabel | (Turns the page) The ancient Aztecs' chest skull is a modern equivalent to todays, (shows a sticker) "Orange you happy mon?" |
Dipper | Yes, Aztecs' war paints were exactly like a rasta orange. Mabel, have you ever read a history book? |
Mabel | (Points at Dipper) Edit it out! |
The tape fast-forwards. Then Dipper disappears. | |
Mabel | (Snaps her fingers) Edit! (stickers appear on her face) Edit! (more stickers) Edit! (More) Cut away! |
Static. Cuts to Mabel holding her Sticktionary. | |
Mabel | Let's take a look at my personal Sticktionary! (Opens her Sticktionary.) Stickers falls into several distinct categories. Puffy stickers, |
Soos | So soft! |
Mabel | (Turns the page) Googley eyes stickers, (Shakes the book) |
Soos | Aaah! It's like they're watching me! |
Mabel | (Turns the page) Bumper stickers, scratch and sniff, sniff and touch, listen and taste, and price stickers! (Closes out) You can get these ones free at the store! |
Dipper | Don't they need those? |
Static. Cuts to electronics store | |
Mabel |
(Takes the price tags off the TVs) Stickers, stickers, stickers. Hahahaha. |
Customer | (Picks up a TV) Free TVs, everybody! |
The customers run and steal TVs. Static, cuts back to Mabel. | |
Mabel | Listen, Dipper. You shouldn't doubt my authority. In the sticker world, I'm the girl who can get you things. |
Static. Cuts to Mabel and Stan at the gift shop desk | |
Stan | I need a sticker to put on my car, to y'know, get the cops off my back. |
Mabel | (shows Stan a "Baby on board" sticker.) |
Stan | Oh! (Tries to grab the sticker) |
Mabel | (Takes it back) Uh-uh! My price? |
Stan sighs and gives Mabel a huge can of industrial sprinkles. | |
Mabel | I'm gonna get so sick. |
Static. Cuts to Mabel eating the sprinkles. | |
Dipper | Mabel, don't you think those are hazardous to your health? |
Mabel | EDIT!!! (Dipper dissappears) Edit! (She's wearing sunglasses) Edit! (a radio appears) Edit! (Soos appears) |
Soos | What? How did I get here? |
Mabel | Thanks for watching Mabel's Guide to Stickers. And now a riddle: What kind of sticker can save your life? |
Static. | |
Mabel | Waddles! If you please. |
Waddles | (Shoots the grappling hook which hits Mabel.) |
Mabel | (sits up and opens her jacket to show the stickers she had inside.) Puffy stickers! Hahahaha! It still really hurt, though.. |