Land Before Swine/Transcript

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	The episode begins with a car driving past a billboard with Gideon's face on it. Next to the billboard is Deputy Durland and Sheriff Blubs' squad car. The speed of the car diving by is 99 miles per hour, however, they are oblivious.
Sheriff Blubs	Focus, Deputy. Remember your training. Easy...easy...
Deputy Durland	(Trying a children's maze game)
Blubs	You're almost there!
Durland	(Somehow skips the treasure chest and lands into the mouth of the shark) Dang it! I almost got the treasure!
Blubs	The time we spend together is treasure enough. (A rumbling starts) Hey, you feel that?
	Huge claws tear through and rip the roof off the car
Durland	Reckon' we should report that?
Blubs	Or go for a ride in our new convertible!
Durland	Whoooooooooo!
Blubs	Yeaaaaaah!
	They drive away while a roar is heard and a Pterodactyl flies past the moon
	Cuts to theme song
	Cuts to Stan giving a tour on the Mystery Cart
Stan Pines	Ladies and gentlemen! Continuing our Mystery Tour you'll see the world famous Outhouse of Mystery! I got stuck in there once!
Boy	Could I go to the bathroom?
Stan	Save all questions until after the tour.
Boy	(sighs) (The cart drives over a bump) (The boy looks down and sighs again)
Stan	And up ahead if you look really closely, everybody get your cameras you're gonna wanna see this.
	Cuts to Mabel and Waddles looking out the window
Mabel Pines	Finally, Waddles, we have the whole house to ourselves! What do you think? Dance party?
Waddles	(oinks)
Mabel	I'm not hearing a no!
	Mabel flips the sign from open to closed, turns on the volume of the radio, and the words "PIG DANCE PARTY" appear. Mabel dances by herself and with Waddles. They eat popsicles off the floor, Mabel squishes Waddles' face, they wear sunglasses and take pictures, eat books, and dance on the floor and table.
Mabel	Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...yes.....yes. (falls on the ground and Waddles licks her fingers) Uh oh! Cuddle time! (Waddles comes over and cuddles with her) Waddles, can I tell you a secret? You're my favorite pig in the whole world. (yawns and falls asleep)
Stan	(Walks in, counting money) Heh heh. (trips over Mabel) Aah! Mabel? What are ya doing on the floor?
Mabel	Being cute and great! (squishes her and Waddles' faces together)
Stan	(Puts glasses on) And I thought your brother was weird.
Mabel	No. He's more like (puts on one of the hats Dipper wears and tries to mock his voice) Aaah! Let's solve a mystery! I kiss a pillow with Wendy's face drawn on it!
Stan	Ha ha ha. That's pretty good. Kissin' a pillow.
Waddles	(Starts chewing on Stan's pants)
Mabel	Go, go! Chew that pant leg!
Stan	Ugh! (Raises his leg and Waddles tears off a piece of his pants) Alright! (opens window) Outside! Now!
Mabel	No! Grunkle Stan! It's not safe for Waddles outside! There's predators! And barbecuers!
Stan	That's just the natural order! It's not my fault your pig's potentially delicious!
Mabel	He should be inside like a person.
Stan	People don't roll around in their own filth. Except for Soos.
Mabel	And we're the lesser for it. Maybe we're the ones who should be put outside. Huh? Huh? Think about it! Hmph! (walks out of the gift shop)
	Cuts to Dipper and Soos in the forest, sitting on Soos's truck
Dipper Pines	Today's the day, Soos. Thanks for coming along on this mission.
Soos Ramirez	(Sweats like crazy) Dude it's an honor. Today I'm sweating from heat and excitement! Hoo! (wipes off sweat)
Dipper	There's something hiding in these woods. Something big enough to rip the roof off a car. If we get a photo of this thing we'll be heroes!
Soos	Yeah we'll get all the babes. You'll be fending off smooches with a stick! (nudges Dipper)
Dipper	Ha ha, shut up, man. (nudges Soos)
Soos	With a stick, dude!
Dipper	Here, give me a boost.
	Cuts to Soos and Dipper tying 3 cameras to 3 trees. Soos slides down to a branch where Dipper is drinking Pitt Cola
Soos	Oof! Got it. (slides down) Is sap supposed to be this sticky? (tries to get it off)
	Shows a fly trapped in the sap
Dipper	If everything goes according to plan, the creature will grab that steak, cross through the string, and set off cameras A, B, and C.
Soos	And nothing can go wrong. High five!
	Soos and Dipper high five but they get stuck
Dipper	This was poorly planned...
	A roar is heard, a wind rushes through, and the cameras take pictures rapidly. Soos and Dipper look at it and the steak is gone, and the ropes are broken. Dipper and Soos give each other a huge smile
	Cuts to Mabel making Waddles a red sweater with her face on it
TV	Hey you!
Mabel	Me? (looks at the TV)
TV	Sick of constantly dropping your baby?
Man on TV	Yes.
Bobby Renzobbi	Hi, I'm Bobby Renzobbi! And what you need is the Huggy Wuvvy Tummy Bundle!
Man on TV	I can hold ten babies at once!
Bobby	I know what you're thinking: Does it work for pigs? Ah ha ha, yeah it does work for pigs, stupid! Feel your pig's heartbeat next to yours! IT WORKS FOR PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!!! (A giant pig nose comes on screen and oinks loudly)
Mabel	(Gasp) Grunkle Stan! I'm off to get a Huggy Wuvvy Tummy Bundle!
Stan	Yeesh. Isn't knitting matching sweaters for that pig enough?
Mabel	(Pauses) Nope. Anyway (picks up Waddles) I need you to look after this little gentleman while I'm gone.
Waddles	(Eats a fly)
Stan	Not now, kid, I got some tourists coming through.
Mabel	Grunkle Stan, I know you're not crazy about Waddles.
Stan	He's a fat, naked, jerk.
Mabel	But you do care about me. Promise me you won't let him outside. (Tilts head and smiles)
Stan	Fine, yeah yeah, I promise.
Mabel	Thanks Grunkle Stan! (runs out of the house)
Stan	I'm watching you, pig. (Points at Waddles)
Waddles	(Touches Stan's finger)
Stan	Ugh.
	Dipper and Soos come in with the cameras
Dipper	We did it! It tripped the wire! Somewhere in one of these cameras is a photo of that creature! I'll go develop the film.
Soos	I'll go make us victory nachos. Dipper and Soos for life! (They fist bump and laugh. Then Dipper goes upstairs)
Stan	And here, ladies and gentlemen, is our final exhibit, the most hideous creatures known to man! (He unveils a mirror, the tourists stare and laugh once they get the joke)
Tourist	It's us. (more laughing)
Stan	Right, right? We (laughs) we have fun here. But seriously, folks, (walks over to another exhibit) THIS is something. I present to you, a unicorn made OUT of corn, The Corn-i-corn! I- i don't know, I'm tired.
	(Stan unveils the corn-i-corn and they gasp, then frown as they see the destroyed mesh of wires.)
Stan	What the!?
	Waddles is seen eating one of the pieces of corn.
Tourist	What a rip off! Kids, we're leaving. (The kids drop their merchandise and the tourists leave)
Stan	No! Noooo! (He turns around to face Waddles) You!!
	Waddles stares at him innocently and a piece of corn falls off his face
	Dipper is in his bedroom, converted to a dark room for the film
Dipper	C'mon, c'mon! Hmm... (he lifts up a picture of the pterodactyl's wing) That's a wing! If camera B got the wing, then the one that should have gotten the rest is... camera C! (He runs over to another picture being developed. The photo starts to appear) The creature!
	Soos comes in, opening the door loudly
Soos	Who wants victory nachos?
	The picture of the creature fades away
Dipper	NO! (Picks up the photo and frowns)
Soos	Dude don't worry. I only ate like a third of them. Half of 'em. (Starts laughing) I ate all of them, dude!
	Cuts to Stan taking Waddles outside the Mystery Shack
Stan	Just ten minutes without this pig in the house. (Starts tying Waddles to a peg) Is that so much to ask? (Hammers the peg to the ground) There. Mabel asks, this never happened. (Places a bill in Waddles' rope) (mocks Mabel) Oh but Grunkle Stan it's not safe out there! There's predators! (stops mocking) Oh brother...
	The creature comes out of nowhere in a gust of wind, and snatches Waddles. Stan turns around while Waddles screams loudly. The creature turns in the opposite direction
Dipper	I can't believe you, man!
Soos	Sorry, dude. I was just so excited! Nachos cause excitement!
Dipper	Soos, no offense, but you gotta be more careful sometimes. I mean, what are the odds we'll get another picture of- (The creature flies by)
	Dipper and Soos run outside to see the creature. They see a trail of red yarn from Waddles' sweater through the woods.
Soos	Dude, did you see that? That thing was a dinosaur, bro!
Dipper	How is it possible that a dinosaur survived 65 million years?
Soos	Did you see it, Mr. Pines?... Mr. Pines?
Stan	It- it took him.
Dipper	Took what?
Stan	The pig! It took Waddles!
Mabel	(rides up on bike) What did you say about Waddles? Oh. Woah. Awkward silence. (pause) BWAAAAH!
	Commercial break
Mabel	What's going on? Why are you standing around are awkwardly?... And where's Waddles?
Stan	Um- uh- (hides the stake he used to tie Waddles to) The good news is, you're gettin' a puppy!
Mabel	What happened?
Stan	Well, see, uh, when the uh-
Soos	Your pig got eaten by a pterodactyl, bro!
Mabel	What!? Waddles? Waddles! Oh no, how did this happen? Grunkle Stan, you didn't put him outside?...
Stan	What? No! I didn't put him anywhere! I'm not acting suspicious! YOU'RE acting suspicious. What's a pig?
Dipper	Then... what happened?
Stan	Uh, look, it went down like this, see? So there I was, in the living room...
	Crossfade to fantasy sequence where Stan is lovingly caring for Waddles
Stan	... tenderly nursing him on only the richest of creams. When all of a sudden-
	Pterodactyl bursts through the door and roars. It grabs Waddles out of Stan's arms.
Stan	So I said, (imagining growing huge muscles and tearing off his shirt) "No dice, cowboy!" And I started punching him right in the face! But he played dirty...
	(Pterodactyl pokes Stan in the eyes)
Stan	That really happened! (in his imagination) Why? Why couldn't you have taken me!?' (starts crying)
	(crossfade back to reality, where he is pretending to cry)
Mabel	Oh, Grunkle Stan, you tried to save him! (gives Stan a hug)
Stan	Uh, yeah! I'm a great man, alright.
Dipper	You punched the pterodactyl in the face? I thought you didn't even believe in the supernatural.
Stan	Dinosaurs aren't magic, they're just big lizards! Get off my back.
Mabel	Oh, Waddles.
Dipper	That's it. No pterodactyl is gonna messes with MY sister. We're gonna go out there, catch him, and save your pig! For Mabel, guys!
Soos	For Mabel!
Stan	But how do we even find the little guy?
Mabel	(gasps) We follow that! (points to the yarn trail from Waddles' sweater)
Dipper & Soos	Yes! Yeah! That's genius!
Stan	Or, you know, we could just call it a day, maybe hit the pool haul, or- (stops as everyone stares at him) Yeah! Let's go... save Woggles!
Mabel	Waddles.
Stan	Him too.
	Cuts to Soos spraypainting the words PTERODACTYL MOBILE on the side of a pickup truck
Soos	All right! That p-terodactyl (pronounces the p) won't know what hit him!
Dipper	Ha! It's pterodactyl.
Soos	Actually, no one knows how to pronounce it because nobody was alive back in dinosaur days, so uh... (straps cage to truck and nearly gets run over) Whoa! Almost ran over my own head there! (Laughs) Wow.
Dipper	Mabel. We've got to talk. This is a really high-stakes mission and I'm a little worried about Soos coming along on this one. I love the guy, but sometimes he messes stuff up.
Mabel	What? Since when?
	Cuts to Soos sweeping in the Mystery Shack. He knocks over a crystal ball, which shatters.
Soos	Sorry, dude.
	Cuts to Soos putting in a window. It falls out and breaks.
Soos	Sorry, dude.
	Cuts to Mabel and Dipper in their room. There is a fairy outside the window
Mabel	Look! A fairy!
Dipper	Woah!
	A flyswatter comes up and squishes the fairy. Soos' face appears
Soos	(laughing) Oh, sorry dudes, I just killed that fairy!
	Cuts back to the present where Dipper and Mabel are staring at each other
Mabel	Let him down easy. (Watches Dipper go to talk to Soos)
Soos	This is so great! You and me, bro. Best friends. Fighting and potentially high-fiving dinosaurs...
Dipper	Soos, look. I, uh, I've gotta tell you something.
Soos	Okay. But before you do, check out these matching shirts I made for us! (points to shirt) Who's this guy right here? You! Totally you, dude. And these rays indicate friendship! What was it you were going to tell me again?
Dipper	Uh... p-terodactyl here we come! Uh, ha ha...
Soos	Yes!
Dipper	(sighs)
Soos	Bros before dinos!
Mabel	(pull up to abandoned church) Okay, the red yarn leads to...
Old Man McGucket	Doodly doo do doo do!
Mabel	Old Man McGucket!?
McGucket	Howdy, friends!
Dipper	What are YOU doing out here?
McGucket	You'll never believe me! Now I was doin' my hourly hootnanny- Deedly doo ding dang! (does dance)
Stan	Ugh, this guy.
McGucket	When this enormous wing-ly critter stole my musical spoons and flew lickety-split into the abandoned mines down yonder!
	(everyone looks down into the mines and gasps)
Stan	Looks kinda hairy down there.
Mabel	C'mon, Grunkle Stan, you can handle it! You punched a pterodactyl in the face, remember?
Stan	Oh yeah! Heh heh, I did do that, didn't I. Heh... heh heh heh...
McGucket	My, what suspicious laughter!
Mabel	Guys, we're going in.
Old Man McGucket	Need someone to tag along and tell weird personal stories?
Stan	No thanks.
	(Cut to everyone, including Old Man McGucket, climbing down a rope into the depths of the mine)
McGucket	So there I am, fighting a raccoon for the same piece of meat, when our mouths get close and we kiss accidentally!
Stan	(sighs) You can't take a hint, can you.
McGucket	Nope!
	(Shows rope fraying through, then breaking, spilling everyone to the ground below)
Dipper	Whoa.
All	(gasp, whisper in surprise)
Dipper	These plants look all Jurrasic-y.
Soos	Huh! This little fella smells like battery acid! (Plant coughs acid into his face) Aaaugh! Looks like I lost my sense of smell, ha ha!
Mabel	(Looking at picture of herself and Waddles) Oh, Waddles. We're gonna find you.
	(They walk into a tunnel, where Dipper's lantern light falls on a petrified T-Rex and everyone screams, then calms down and gasps at all the dinosaurs.)
Dipper	They're trapped inside the tree sap! That's how they survived for 65 million years! (Sees a sap pile with a pterodactyl-shaped hole) Whoa. The summer heat must be melting them loose!
Stan	Holy moley! Forget the cornicorn, this is the attraction of a lifetime! I could bring people down here and turn this into some sort of theme park! Jurassic... Sap Hole!
Soos	Uh, dudes... (points to a velociraptor that has worked one single claw out of the sap and is slowly working on a hand)
Dipper	Maybe... we should keep moving.
Stan	This could be a gold mine! Velvety-rope type deal there, ticket booth here, ha! I should have put that pig outside ages ago!
Mabel	Wait- what did you just say?
Stan	Hm? What's that?
Mabel	You said the dinosaur flew INTO the house. (Gasps and then frowns)
Stan	No! Wait, uh, if you think about it-
Mabel	You put Waddles outside, then you lied to me about it! (Crying) And now thanks to you, my pig could be dead! WADDLES COULD BE DEAD!
Stan	Look, he's an animal. He belongs outside!
Mabel	No, that's it. Grunkle Stan, I am never ever speaking to you again!
Stan	Look, you can't be serious.
Mabel	Oh, is someone talking right now? Because I can't hear them!
Stan	Kid!
Mabel	LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear anyone! No one's talking to me!
Soos	Guys, guys, don't fight! Why can't you be more like me and Dipper? Look, everything's gonna be cool. All we gotta do to find the pig is follow this here yarn! (Wraps yarn into a ball, then realizes he has just reached the end) Just keep following and following, until we reach the end! Oh- uh oh. (Stares into the network of mine shafts) Which- which cave was it again?
Dipper	Arghhh! Soos, you lost the trail!
Soos	Hey, come on. We'll find our way, TRUST me.
	(Soos whacks Dipper playfully on the back, causing the lantern Dipper is holding to fly out of his hands and break.)
Soos	...Sorry, dude.
Dipper	Ugh! That is it! See, this is why I didn't want to bring you along!
Soos	Look! -What -what do you mean?
Dipper	I MEAN, this is really important to Mabel, and you keep screwing everything up! You ruined our photograph, and now you got us hopelessly lost!
Soos	But we're p-terodactyl bros! I made t-shirts!
Dipper	It's pronounced pterodactyl! And these shirts are useless, they're gigantic!
Soos	I have a different body type, dude!
Dipper	Oh, so it's my fault?
	(The whole group deteriorates into an argument as Mabel and Stan start arguing again.)
McGucket	Hey! Cheer up, fellers! I fixed your lantern! (Everyone stares at Old Man McGucket in horror as they realize that he is standing underneath the pterodactyl)
All	AAAAAAAAUGH!
McGucket	(pause) AAAAAAAAUGH! Heh heh. What- what're we doing?
	(commercial break)
McGucket	(turns around and sees the pterodactyl) Hmm? Oh. Nobody make any sudden movements or loud noises. (pause)  YEEEEEEHAW! We found a pterodactyl!
	(The pterodactyl shrieks and starts chasing the gang down the narrow tunnel on all fours. It gets caught for a couple of seconds in a doorway, allowing them to hide behind some rocks before the pterodactyl comes.)
Dipper	Guys, we need a plan to get out of here.
Stan	Okay, okay. How's about Mabel gets Soos a pig costume-
Soos	I like it!
Stan	...and we use Soos as a human sacrifice!
Soos	I like it!
Stan	What do you say, Mabel?
Mabel	Hmph.
Stan	Ah, come on, you can't stop talking to me forever.
Dipper	Yeah, Mabel, we have to work together here.
Soos	Oh, what, you want to work with Mabel but not your buddy, Soos?
	(Soos, Dipper, Stan start to argue to each other.)
Waddles	WHONK! WHONK!
Mabel	Wait, did you hear that?
	(Mabel see Waddles in a nest)
Mabel	Waddles!
	(Mabel smiles and runs to the nest.)
Soos	Oh, wait, kid.
Dipper	Mabel!
Stan	Are you nuts?
Mabel	(sarcasm) Oh, is someone speaking? Because I can't hear anything!
McGucket	Oh no! She's gone deaf with fear!
Dipper	Mabel, come back here!
	(Everyone runs onto the mining cart track over to the nest)
Mabel	Waddles!
Waddles	(Grunts)
Mabel	Oh, my Waddles! I'll never lose you again! (Rubs her face against Waddles)
Dipper	(voice trembling as he notices the huge pile of human bones next to Mabel) Uh... Mabel?
Mabel	(to Waddles) Shh. You're safe now.
Dipper	Mabel, quick! We gotta- now we gotta get out of here!
	(A huge shadow passes overhead and Waddles squeals in terror)
Waddles	WHOOONNNKK!
	(Waddles immediately runs away)
Mabel	Waddles, wait!
	(Waddles keep running)
Waddles	WHOONK! WHOONK!
Stan	Huh?
	(Waddles jumps into Stan)
Stan	Ah!
Waddles	WHOONK! WHOONK!
Stan	Get off me, you dumb pig!
	(The pterodactyl swoops down on Stan and Waddles, screeching.)
Dipper	Look out!
	(Everyone screams as the pterodactyl knocks Stan off the mining track and down into a deep chasm filled with prehistoric plants)
Mabel	Oh no!
Dipper	Stan!
Soos	Mr. Pines!
Stan	Aaaaaaaaugh! (bounces off an enormous mushroom) Oof! Augh! (lands in a mud puddle) Ugh.
Waddles	(grunting, rolling in the mud.)
Stan	Yeah, you would enjoy this. (Yells as the pterodactyl steals his hat) Aaaaaah! Huh?
	(The pterodactyl drops Stan's fez in front of Dipper, Mabel, and Soos, who are crouching terrified in the pterodactyl's nest. They gasp.)
Mabel	Guys! We gotta save them!
Dipper	McGucket, do you have an invention that can distract the pterodactyl?
McGucket	Do I!? (rummages around in hid hat for a few seconds) Nope.
	(Everyone gasps as the solitairy pterodactyl egg cracks, falls on its side, and opens to reveal a baby pterodactyl, which makes a squeaking peeping noise.)
Mabel	Awwww!
McGucket	Well, welcome to the world, little feller- (the baby pterodactyl eats him) AAAAUGH!
Dipper, Mabel, and Soos	(scream)
	(Meanwhile, Stan and Waddles are hiding under a massive mushroom. Stan looks up as the pterodactyl flies over them.)
Stan	The dumb thing must be hungry. I guess it's you or me, pig. (shoves Waddles out from under the mushroom)
Waddles	(gives Stan a cute look)
Stan	What are you looking at? (looks at Waddles sideways as Waddles again blinks at him) Aw come on, don't give me that look! What am I supposed to do, let it eat me?
Waddles	(stares at him)
Stan	Argh! Oh, I get it. You're trying to guilt me. Well it ain't working, pal. Who cares if you're Mabel's favorite thing in the world? I can live without the kid talking to me all the time!... Telling me her jokes... makin' me laugh...
Waddles	(snorts and cocks head)
Stan	(laughs, then notices the pterodactyl swooping down towards them) Aw! Dang it! (puts Waddles in the Huggy Wuvvy Tummy Bundle) Well, this is just about the dumbest thing I've ever done. (to the pterodactyl) YOU WANT THIS PIG?!
Waddles	WHOONK!
Stan	THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET THROUGH ME, YOU FLYING DEVIL! COME AND GET ME!
	(slow-mo of Stan leaping at the pterodactyl. Cuts back to the baby pterodactyl)
Soos	Ah dude! Did he really just eat that prospecter guy? That is messed up!
	The baby pterodactyl spits out McGucket's hat. Then old man McGucket comes up from the pterodactyl's neck and peeks out from the mouth.
Old man McGucket	I'm okay!
	The baby pterodactyl swallows McGucket again. Mabel, Dipper and Soos backs off.
Dipper	What do we do, what do we do!
Soos	We have to get in a straight line.
Dipper	What?
Soos	The pterodactyl's eyes are so far apart, that if you stand right in front of it, it can't see you!
Dipper	Soos, you've been wrong about stuff all day. How can we-
Soos	Dude, look. I-I know I've messed up a lot. I could be sort of clumsy and.. It's not always as loveable as I think. But please, as my friend, just trust me on this one!
	Dipper looks at the baby pterodactyl and looks at Soos. Dipper gives a smile and nods at Soos.
Soos	Get behind me, dudes!
	Dipper and Mabel stands behind Soos. They move quietly. When the pterodactyl looks at them, they make a straight line. In the pterodactyl's eyes, they are out of it's vision.
Mabel	It's working!
	They walk on the track, making a line. when the pterodactyl turns it's head, they jump to the other line of the track. After they complete their crossing, the pterodactyl turns it's attention to eating stuff. The Pines twins and Soos rests behind the rocks. They all sigh.
Dipper	Soos, you did it!
	A cry of a pterodactyl is heard.
All	Huh?
	Looking up, a pterodactyl is flying around and a punching sound is heard.
Dipper	Was that..?
Mabel	Stan?
	Close-up to the pterodactyl. Stan is punching it in is face in slow-mo. Mabel finds Waddles.
Mabel	Waddles!
Dipper	He's punching him in the face!
Stan	From heck's heart I stabeth thee!! (Stabs at the pterodactyl)
	The pterodactyl hits the cliff, crashes to the ground and Stan climbs up the cliff.
Soos and Dipper	(Cheers at Stan)
	Mabel stares at Stan delightly with Stan's hat.
Stan	Here's your pig, kido. (Makes Waddles to wave to Mabel)
Mabel	Waddles! (Stan gives Waddles to Mabel. Mabel hugs Waddles) You saved him for me!
Stan	(Takes the hat) Yeah, well. (Behind him, the pterodactyl is climbing up) Some times you just gotta.. LOOK OUT!
	They all start to run. The pterodactyl snaps at Dipper and ripped his vest. Back at the entrance, they discover the rope to climb up was cut.
Stan	We're trapped!
	Dipper sees the geyser pushing the rock up.
Dipper	Quick! The geyser could shoot us back up!
	They all climb in the geyser and the pterodactyl is approaching, but the geyser won't pump.
Dipper	C'mon.. Go, go!
	The pterodactyl roars and everyone screams.
Soos	Bros before dinos! (Hits the geyser hard)
	The geyser pumps them up and they land into the buliding all wet. The building collapses and covers the hole. Cuts to the Pines leaving the building.
Mabel	I can't believe you did all that for Waddles!
Stan	Ah, well. I can't have my favorite niece not talking to me. (Leans on a tree with sap on it) And if I gotta leap onto a pterodactyl and punch him in the face, then that's what I gotta do.
Mabel	That's kinda sappy.
Stan	W-what? That's how I feel!
Mabel	No, I mean.. (Points Stan's hand)
Stan	Oh, yeah. (Touches Mabel's face with the hand has sap on it) Gotcha! Ha ha ha ha. (Realies it doesn't fall off) Uh-oh. (Tries to put his hand off from Mabel. They both scream)
	Cut to the car. At the back seat, Mabel, Waddles and Stan are sleeping. Zoom out to the front seat, which Dipper and Soos are sitting.
Dipper	Check it out! (Holds his vest up. it has a hole) That thing destroyed my vest! (Discovers pterodactyl's tooth stuck in it) Soos, look!
Soos	A real dinosaur tooth? That's awesome!
Dipper	Not as awesome as you saving us back there. Pterodactyl bros?
Soos	Pterodactyl bros. (The two fist bump) Whoosh! Hey! I pronounced it right that time!
Dipper	Think we need to worry about the rest of those dinosaurs?
Soos	I doubt it.
	The camera pans back to the house. From the hole, old man McGucket pops out.
McGucket	I ate my way through a dino-sour! (Laughs and plays his musical spoon)
	Cuts to credits. Dipper and Soos are watching tv.
Bobby Renzobbi	Hey, I'm Bobby Renzobbi. Are your arms jealous of your legs? Then you need "Arm Pants!" The pants that you wear on your arms!
Dipper	Yeesh. Who actually buys these informercial stuff?
Soos	I know, right? (Turns to the phone) Cancel the order, cancel the order!
	The camera turns to Mabel, Waddles and Stan. They are playing poker.
Waddles	(Oinks)
Stan	Snorting! That's his tell! I fold.
Mabel	(Stands up) Tough luck, sucker! Waddles was bluffing.
Stan	What? I had 4 aces! That pig is a wizard!
	Waddles eats his cards.
Stan	Look at him. He's taunting me!
Mabel	I've been cheating the last 8 turns.
Stan	Ha ha, that's my girl!