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Transcript.PNG This is a transcribed copy for the episode "Interview - Jake Short." Feel free to edit or add to this page as long as the information comes directly from the episode.
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Interview opens with a real-life Stan puppet, inside of a real-life Mystery Shack, sitting on his office.
Stan Puppet Another Mystery Shack interview. Boy, I hope this kid is better than the last one.
Intro shows the text "Grunkle Stan's Lost Mystery Shack Interviews," with the series logo design, and down "Jake Short." Theme song plays on the background. The background shows a Mystery Shack image.
Stan Puppet All right. (Reads a paper.) Says here your name is... "Jake Short."
Jake Short Accurate.
Stan Puppet Huh, I gotta be honest. I was kind of hoping you'd be some sort of miniature man.
Jake Short Ok. That a questioner just said.
Stan Puppet Can you at least turn yourself miniature?
Jake Short No.
Stan Puppet Ok, then, ah, what's your most mysterious trait?
Jake Short I can do this with my finger. (He moves his finger.)
Stan Puppet (He denies with the head.)
Jake Short So, I was like that there's a lot riding on that, but I don't really have any other traits or talents, so...
Stan Puppet Can you tell me about your experience with taxidermy?
Jake Short Short. Brief. Excellent.
Stan Puppet Huh.
Jake Short Furry.
Stan Puppet Well, thank you for your time. We'll "be in touch." That means I'm never calling you again.
Jake Short Ok. Do I just leave? Do I just go?
Stan Puppet You can never leave. (He smiles. A scary song plays on the background.)
Jake Short Ok. Is it over? It... Ok. O-ok. (He leaves.)

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