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|This is a transcribed copy for the episode "Interview - Jake Short." Feel free to edit or add to this page as long as the information comes directly from the episode.|
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|Interview opens with a real-life Stan puppet, inside of a real-life Mystery Shack, sitting on his office.|
|Stan Puppet||Another Mystery Shack interview. Boy, I hope this kid is better than the last one.|
|Intro shows the text "Grunkle Stan's Lost Mystery Shack Interviews," with the series logo design, and down "Jake Short." Theme song plays on the background. The background shows a Mystery Shack image.|
|Stan Puppet||All right. (Reads a paper.) Says here your name is... "Jake Short."|
|Stan Puppet||Huh, I gotta be honest. I was kind of hoping you'd be some sort of miniature man.|
|Jake Short||Ok. That a questioner just said.|
|Stan Puppet||Can you at least turn yourself miniature?|
|Stan Puppet||Ok, then, ah, what's your most mysterious trait?|
|Jake Short||I can do this with my finger. (He moves his finger.)|
|Stan Puppet||(He denies with the head.)|
|Jake Short||So, I was like that there's a lot riding on that, but I don't really have any other traits or talents, so...|
|Stan Puppet||Can you tell me about your experience with taxidermy?|
|Jake Short||Short. Brief. Excellent.|
|Stan Puppet||Well, thank you for your time. We'll "be in touch." That means I'm never calling you again.|
|Jake Short||Ok. Do I just leave? Do I just go?|
|Stan Puppet||You can never leave. (He smiles. A scary song plays on the background.)|
|Jake Short||Ok. Is it over? It... Ok. O-ok. (He leaves.)|
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