Changes: Gravity Falls Public Access TV

Revision as of 16:30, 20 January 2016

Gravity Falls Public Access TV is a television network in Gravity Falls, Oregon.

Channels

Channel 3

Why You Ackin' So Cray-Cray? is a talk show hosted by Sassica, whose famous catchphrase is, "Why you ackin' so cray-cray?" The show itself is a talk show with, apparently, many ladies. People who have appeared on this show include Sassica and Lazy Susan.

Channel 4

Soos Says Some Words is a bumper show hosted by Soos. He shares his "profound" thoughts and wisdom with the audience at home.

Teenz Talk is a public service ad (PSA) hosted by Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Durland. The ad is to spread messages about teen-related issues. Blubs and Durland play the characters: Rick, Craig, Stacy, and Tom-Tom, ordinary teens in an ordinary high-school gymnasium. People who have appeared on the show include Sheriff Blubs, Deputy Durland, and inadvertently: Wendy, Lee, and Nate.

Channel 6

Li'l Gideon's Big House! is a show hosted by Gideon Gleeful since his incarceration at Gravity Falls Maximum Security Prison after the events where it's revealed he is a fraud to the denizens of Gravity Falls, Oregon. The show is about how Gideon is making the lives of other prisoners better and improving them through therapy, arts, and exercise. The show airs weekdays at 6:00 until he gets out.

Duck-tective is about the duck who is a detective. He speaks only in quacks, which are translated in English subtitles. He solves a variety of crimes including murder and theft. The characters include: Duck-tective, his faithful Constable, and Steve.

Black and White Period Piece Old Lady Boring Movie Channel

The Duchess Approves is a black and white movie about the duchess, who's also a woman. The duchess can't accept all of the things her mother tells her to do.

With the actors: Sturly Stembleburgiss as the Duchess and Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble as the irascible coxswain Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire.

Gravity Falls Bargain Movie Showcase

Gravity Falls Bargain Movie Showcase is a movie channel, that exclusively marathons B movies.

Nearly Almost Dead But Not Quite! is a black and white horror movie about zombies who are almost nearly dead, but not quite. It stars two teenage characters named Chadley and Trixandra.

Other movies:

The Widdlest Wampire
The Planet People of Planet Planet
Help! My Mummy's a Werewolf!
Help! My Mummy's a Werewolf! 2: This Again
Attack of the Exclamation Points!!!!!!!!!!
The Man With No Taste
Ghost Turtle

Used to be About History Channel

The Used to be About History Channel is a supposedly "educational" network, whose primary programming consists of crack conspiracy documentaries and reality shows. It's a parody of the History channel.

Known programs include:

Ghost Harassers
Did Aliens Write the Constitution?
Crawdads in Tiaras
Florida: The Show

Sightings

Season 1

Shorts

14. "TV Shorts 1"
15. "TV Shorts 2"

Season 2

Site navigation

V - E - H - D Objects within Gravity Falls
Books	1001 Yuk 'Em Ups \| Anomalous Phenomena \| Dr. Crackpot's Book of the Damned \| Dungeons, Dungeons, & More Dungeons: Rules Vol. 1 \| How To DJ R-R-R-R-ight \| Journal #1 \| Journal #2 \| Journal #3 \| Journal #4 \| Lil' Stanley \| Pick-up Lines \| Pine Tree Journal \| Ready Baby? \| Sticktionary \| Succeeding In Management 1983 \| The Plot Twist \| The Sibling Brothers \| Whinny, Pray, Trot \| Why Am I Sweaty? \| Wolfman Bare Chest
Periodicals	Afficionado Afficionado Magazine \| Avoid Eye Contact Monthly \| Cap'n Brain-Teasers' Fun Maze \| Cool Dudes \| Crone Alone Magazine \| Indie Fuzz \| Fully Clothed Women \| Gold Chains For Old Men Magazine \| Gravity Falls Gossiper \| Lady Swimwear \| Moneybags Magazine \| Stoic Monthly \| USA Newz \| Wacky News
TV and film	Baby Fights \| Believe in Yourself \| Boyz World \| Cash Wheel \| Dream Boy High \| The Duchess Approves \| Duck-tective \| Ghost Harassers \| Grandpa the Kid \| Gravity Falls Public Access TV \| Ker-Prank'd \| Li'l Gideon's Big House! \| Mabel's rom-coms \| Nearly Almost Dead But Not Quite! \| Pony Heist \| Teenz Talk \| The Fear Guy from Terror Town Street \| The Voyages of Loinclothiclese \| Tiger Fist \| Why You Ackin' So Cray-Cray? \| World's Most Terrifying Skydiving
Food	Baron Num Nums High Flyin' Beans \| The Brown Meat \| Burrito Bites \| Cheese Boodles \| Chipackerz \| Chips \| Cookie Chips \| Corncornos \| Gummy Koalas \| Hippie Tea \| Infinite pizza slice \| Loser candy \| Mabel juice \| Nyumalums \| Nyums \| Overly Sensitive Owl \| Pitt Cola \| Real Man Jerky \| Smez \| Smile Dip \| Toffee Peanuts \| Tubby Tusk Root Beer
Vehicles	Government vehicle \| Love God's van \| Mystery Cart \| Nightmare Head \| Northwest family's car \| Pool Mobile \| Roadkill County Sheriff's Car \| Robbie's van \| Rocket cart \| S.S. Cool Dude \| Soos' pick-up truck \| Speedy Beaver \| Stanmobile \| Stanowar \| Stan's RV \| Thompson's mini-van
Contests, games and toys	38-Sided Dice \| Bat-eries \| Bear-O \| Bicepticus \| Cackling skulls \| Calling All Boys: Preteen Edition \| Cash Scratch Fever \| Conflict Boat \| Dancy Pants Revolution \| Dr. Punch Head, M.D. \| Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons \| Fight Fighters \| Fighty Hogg \| First Person Puncher \| Globnar \| Manliness Tester \| Monster-Mon \| NORT \| Nyarf \| Romance Academy 7 \| Stañatas \| Stuffed creature of indeterminate species \| What Could Go Wrong?: The Game \| What-the-heck-ahedron
Electronics and machines	Beeblyboop \| Dipper's black light \| Gideon-bot \| Gobblewonker robot \| Goldie \| Hoo-Ha's Jamboree \| Hoo-Ha the Owl \| Lefty robot \| Quantum destabilizer \| Laptop \| Magnet guns \| Memory Gun \| Meow o'clock \| Mind control ties \| Project Mentem \| Security droids \| Shacktron \| Shred Pal \| Smarticle Accelerator \| Stan Vac \| Tapeman \| Will E. Badger
Supernatural	Bill's Throne \| Cloning copy machine \| Cursed Doors \| Electron Carpet \| Fairy dust \| Height-altering crystals \| Infinity sided die \| Interdimensional rift \| Adhesive \| Love potions \| Mailbox \| Mystic Amulet \| Percepshrooms \| Shmerulean \| Time wish \| Truth Telling Teeth \| Tumbleweed Terror \| Universe portal \| Voice-altering tonic \| Zodiac
Governmental	Laws of Gravity Falls \| Negative Twelve Dollar Bill \| Northwest Cover-up \| President's Key
Future technology	Camouflage suit \| Laser arm cannons \| Time tape
Groups and organizations	BABBA \| Blind Eye Society \| Gravity Falls Police Department \| Love Patrol Alpha \| Scarves Indoors \| Time Anomaly Removal Crew \| Time Paradox Avoidance Enforcement Squadron \| Robbie V. and the Tombstones \| The Royal Order of the Holy Mackerel \| Winninghouse Coupon Savers \| Wood Grain on Everything
Mystery Shack	Dipper's hat \| Dodo \| Free sample potion \| Mabel's grappling hook \| Mystery Shack deed \| Mystery Shack items \| Smoke bomb \| Stan Bucks \| Vending machine \| Wax Stan
Miscellaneous	Blendin's letter \| Explosion muffin \| Granny Sweetkin's Yarnball \| Huggy Wuvvy Tummy Bundle \| Human-sized hamster balls \| Jack-o'-melons \| Mabel's sweaters \| May May and the Hogg A.M. \| Memory tube \| Owl Trowel \| Dipper's Swiss Army knife

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 ===Used to be About History Channel===
-The '''Used to be About History Channel''' is a supposedly "educational" network, whose primary programming consists of crack conspiracy documentaries and reality shows. It is a parody of the [[wikipedia:History (TV channel)|History channel]].
+The '''Used to be About History Channel''' is a supposedly "educational" network, whose primary programming consists of crack conspiracy documentaries and reality shows. It's a parody of the [[wikipedia:History (TV channel)|History channel]].
 Known programs include: