Gold Chains For Old Men Magazine is a magazine that Stan Pines enjoys reading. Dipper once used this magazine to cover up Book 3 in "Tourist Trapped" so Stan wouldn't see that he was reading it. As the title says, this magazine is about gold chains for old men.
The book features an elderly man on the cover, covered with three gold chains, and surrounded by two women who are attracted to the chains. The front cover is teal. The words "GOLD CHAINS" and "OLD MEN" are the largest words on the cover and are respectively gold. The words "FOR" and "MAGAZINE" are smaller and pasted in black.
- 101. "Tourist Trapped"
- In one of the Disney Channel idents, Grunkle Stan is seen carrying a box to his recliner chair. When he opens the box, he takes out a large golden chain with a gold plated Disney Channel logo hanging from it.
- According to the original prop designs, the man on the cover was originally topless.