Gold Chains For Old Men Magazine is a magazine that Stan Pines apparently enjoys reading. As the title says, it is a magazine about gold chains for old men.


Season 1

In "Tourist Trapped," Dipper uses one of these magazines to cover up Journal 3 so Stan wouldn't see that he was reading it.

Season 2

In "Scary-oke," the magazine is seen in one of Stan's drawers in his room as Dipper searches for Agent Powers' business card.


S1e1 inside of gold chains for old man magazine

The inside of the magazine.

The book features an elderly man on the teal cover, who is covered with three gold chains, and surrounded by two young, attractive women. The words "GOLD CHAINS" and "OLD MEN" are the largest words on the cover and are respectively gold. The words "FOR" and "MAGAZINE" are smaller and pasted in black. The inside has pictures of different gold accessories.


Season 1

Season 2


  • In one of the Disney Channel idents, Grunkle Stan is seen carrying a box to his recliner chair. When he opens the box, he takes out a large golden chain with a gold plated Disney Channel logo hanging from it.
  • According to the original prop designs, the man on the cover was originally shirtless.[1]


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