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The episode opens with a shot of Gravity Falls. Suddenly, a dark shadow covers the entire town. The camera cuts to a wrecking ball destroying the Mystery Shack. Dipper suddenly wakes up and screams. | |
Dipper | (screams) I just had a horrible dream that Gideon stole the deed to the Mystery Shack, and kicked us out, and we all had to move in with Soos' grandma? |
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Soos | That was no dream, dude. |
Dipper | (screams) |
Everyone wakes up. | |
Abuelita | Shh. Por Favor. |
Dipper |
Uh, sorry, Abuelita. |
Mabel | Oh, Soos, your grandma is so adorable and her skin is so old lady soft. Haaaahh! |
Stan | Mabel, quit being creepy. The news is finally on. |
Shandra | In a movement that has all of Gravity Falls buzzing, child psychic Gideon Gleeful has taken surprise ownership of the Mystery Shack, previously belonging to area shyster, Stanford Pines. |
Stan | That picture's taken out of context. |
Shandra | Now that you have the shack, what exactly are you planning to do with it? |
Gideon | I have a big announcement to make today, and I'd like to cordially invite all the good people of Gravity Falls to join me. Free admission to anyone who wears their Gideon pins! It's my face! (winks) |
Dipper | I just can't believe Gideon beat us. Normally I'm able to save the day. This is all my fault. |
Mabel | Don't worry Dipper. Looks like Mabel's going to have to be the hero of the family now. I'll defeat Gideon with my grappling hook! |
Dipper | Mabel, no offense but that grappling hook has literally never helped us once. |
Mabel | Oh yeah? Jelly grab! |
Mabel shoots her grappling hook at a jar of jelly, causing it to break and splatter jelly on the walls. | |
Abuelita | I vacuum the walls now. |
Soos | So you lost the Shack. But look on the bright side dudes, now you get to live here with me, Soos. Hey, anyone want to play race cars? They're out of batteries but we can make pretend. |
Soos spits out two pieces of food. | |
Soos | Would that be a new low if I ate that? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm totally eating it! |
Stan | We gotta get the Shack back. |
Cuts to opening | |
Gideon Gleeful | Hello Gravity Falls! |
Cuts to audiences and then cut to Toby Determined and Lazy Susan | |
Lazy Susan | Gideon is the psychic-est, he guessed the secret ingredient to my coffee omelette. |
Toby Determined | Somehow he knew about my horrifying secret birthmark! |
Manly Dan | I love that child psychic so much! |
He squeezes Blubs and Durland. | |
Officer Blubs | You're choking me! |
Deputy Durland | Grandma, is that you? |
Camera pans to the Pines and Soos in their disguises. | |
Dipper | We're in. |
Mabel | Just gonna say it, I don't know what we're doing here, but I'm loving these fake mustaches. |
Soos | If anyone asks, I'm not Soos. |
Gideon | Ladies and gentlemen! Today I am delighted to announce my plans for the former Mystery Shack. I give you...Gideonland! |
The Pines and Soos | What?! |
Gideon | We're gonna turn this dirty ol' shack into three square miles of Gideon entertainment. And introducing our new mascot, Lil' Gideon Jr.! |
Bud Gleeful pulls off a cloak to reveal Waddles in a Gideon costume. | |
Gideon | Boom, he's a pig! |
Camera cuts to Mabel. | |
Mabel | Waddles! You monster! |
Stan | All right, that's it! (Pulls off disguise.) |
The Pines push their way into the crowd and run up the stage. | |
Stan | Listen up, people. Gideon's a fraud! This kid broke in and stole my property! |
Mabel | Arrest him, officers! |
Dipper | Yeah! |
Gideon | Such accusations! Mr. Pines, I recall you gave the property to me. Look, it's the deed right here! )He pulls the deed out of his shirt as he says this.) |
Camera cuts to Blubs and Durland . | |
Blubs | Well that's all proof I need to see. |
Durland | I love you, Lil' Gideon! Sing that funny songs! |
Camera cuts to Gideon with two burly guards. Gideon snaps his fingers, and the guards get ready to kick the Pines off the stage. The first grabs ahold of Mabel. | |
Mabel | Hey! |
Dipper and Stan are grabbed by the two guards. | |
Gideon | Now get off my property, old man! (Slaps a Gideon pin on Stan.) |
Stan | I'll show you who's the old man (His hearing aid acts up.) Ow, my hearing aid! Ow! |
The Pines get carried off the stage. | |
Gideon | Thanks for visiting Gideonland, friends! Don't come back, I don't care for y'all. |
Camera cuts to the Pines and Soos as they watch the ceremony through a chain-link fence then sigh as they lean on it. Dipper kicks a rock out of frustration. | |
Dipper | Don't worry, guys. We'll get the shack back somehow. |
Wendy appears. | |
Wendy | We better. |
Dipper | Wendy! |
Wendy | If I don't work at the Shack, my dad is gonna force me to move upstate to work at my cousin's logging camp. |
Dipper | What? You're leaving town? But we need you here! |
Soos | Yeah especially Dipper because of his giant crush on- |
Dipper glares at Soos. | |
Soos | ...you...calyptus trees! Ha! The kid loves eucalyptus trees! (Laughs nervously) Safety! |
There's a noise from the bushes. | |
Wendy | Oh man, guys. Don't look now. |
Robbie emerges from the bushes holding a boombox. | |
Robbie | Take me back, Wendy! My arms are too skinny to keep holding on to this boombox forever! |
Wendy | (Mounts her bike.) I was never here. (Rides away.) |
Robbie | (Chases after her.) Have you've been getting my texts?! Do I need to send you more texts?! Wendy! |
The scene crossfades to Soos' grandmother's home | |
Abuelita | This is bad. I cannot feed such a big family. |
Mabel | Where are we gonna stay, Dipper? (Camera pans out to reveal a suitcase filled with Mabel's sweaters.) Where am I gonna put all my sweaters? |
Dipper | What's Stan gonna tell Mom and Dad? |
Soos | Mr. Pines will figure something out. He always does. |
Camera zooms out then cuts to Stan on the phone with Dipper and Mabel's parents. | |
Stan | Don't worry, your son and daughter are fine. Where are we staying? Uh, I put 'em up in this amazing four star hotel! |
A cockroach goes up in flames after touching a broken toaster wire. | |
Stan | (Opens refrigerator) What, uh, sure we got- (Shakes a near empty gallon of milk) -plenty to eat. (Closes the fridge.) Relax, if I thought I couldn't take care of these kids, I'd send them back right away. Uh huh, you too. (Puts phone down). |
Mabel | (Offscreen) Grunkle Stan, can we order some pizza? |
Stan checks his pockets only to discover they're empty. Camera cuts to a wider shot of the kitchen and Stan sighs. | |
Scene switches to the construction of Gideonland. Camera then cuts to a fireplace as a picture of the Pines from "The Legend of the Gobblewonker is thrown into it. Gideon is then shown laughing as he examines book 2. Meanwhile, Waddles attempts to climb out the window.. | |
Gideon | Back to your corner! |
Waddles | (Scampers to the corner and starts cringing and shivering.) |
Bud Gleeful appears with his sad clown painting. | |
Bud | I've been meaning to ask you, boy; shouldn't you be celebrating Gideonland instead of sticking your head into that dang book all day? |
Gideon | Father, have I ever told you the true nature of this book? |
The scene transitions to someone writing book 2. | |
Gideon (narrating) | It was written many years ago by a brilliant unknown author who learned secrets too powerful for any man. |
The author is shown burying the book. | |
Gideon (narrating) |
He hid his journal where he thought no one would ever find it. |
The scene fades to the books 1 and 2 coming closer together with Gravity Falls on fire and Gideon in the background. | |
Gideon (narrating) | But he knew that if the journals were ever bought together, they would unleash a gateway to unimaginable power. |
The scene fades back to Gideon. | |
Gideon | Codes and maps had led me to believe that the other book is buried somewhere on this very property, and I intend to find it! |
Bud | So that's why you wanted the Mystery Shack. |
The scene shows Gideon with a shovel. | |
Gideon | That's right father, it's time to begin the search for the other journal! |
The scene fades to Old Man Mcgucket working on the Gideon bot then fades to Dipper, Mabel and Soos. | |
Mabel | Go red car! |
Soos | Go other red car! |
Dipper | This will be a lot more fun with batteries. |
Soos moves the red car then it bumps the other red car out of it's place. | |
Stan pops in the room and clears his throat | |
Stan | Kids, we've got to talk. Look I've been thinkng and I can't take care of you anymore. I don't have house or a job, the plan is, you're going home. Your bus leaves tomorrow here are your tickets. |
Dipper | But Grunkle Stan, you can't give up! |
Soos | Yeah dude, look at these faces! |
Soos begins shaking Mabel | |
Soos | Be cuter Mabel! Your summer depends on it! |
Stan | Look, I lost okay? The best thing is for you to be with your parents. Sorry kids, Gideon won. Places Dipper and Mabel's bus tickets on the table. Summer's over. |
Soos | Mr. Pines! Reconsider!! (runs after him) |
Dipper | Mabel, that's enough. If Stan won't get our home from Gideon, then we'll have to do it ourselves. |
Mabel | Gideon may have the upper hand, but we have something he doesn't have. |
Dipper and Mabel simultaneously | The journal! |
A grappling hook! | |
Mabel | Oh. The journal... Journal! |
Cut to the outside of the now fenced off Mystery Shack. | |
Dipper | Alright, the bus to take us out of Gravity Falls comes at sundown. If we wanna stay in town we've got to get past those gaurds, make it through that fence, and get Gidoen to hand over that deed. |
Mabel | Leave that to Mabel. Pa-chaw! |
Mabel shoots the grappling hook which hits Dipper in the face. | |
Dipper | Ah! |
Dipper | Now will you admit the grappling hook is useless! |
Mabel | Nope. |
Dipper | Ok. What can we use to defeat Gideon? Let's see... Barf fairy? |
Mabel | Yeah! |
Dipper | Nope. Butternut Squash with Human Face and Emotions? |
Mabel | Yeah! |
Dipper | Nope. |
Mabel | Woah, what's this? |
Dipper | I stared at this page for hours. It seems like a blueprint to build some kind of strange futuristic super weapon-- |
Mabel | BORING. To defeat those guards we need some kind of army. |
Dipper | ...Wait a minute! An army! Mabel, that's it! The gnomes! |
Mabel | Uhh... |
(Cuts to the twins entering the Gnome Forest) | |
Dipper | I think this is their hiding spot. |
Mabel | I wonder what Gnomes do out here all alone in the forest. |
Both | Aaah! |
(They see Jeff bathing in squirrels;;) | |
Jeff | Do do do.. (sees them) Aah! This...this is normal. For Gnomes. Scrub scrub. (Scrubs his armpit with a squirrel) |
Dipper and Mabel | (Look at each other disgusted, and look back at Jeff) |
Jeff | Well, well, well. Look who came crawling back. Take five, Chris. (a squirrel jumps out of the tub) You guys keep doing what you're doing. So. Change your mind about marrying me, didja Mabel? |
Mabel | Ew, hardly. We need your help. And seriously, ew. |
Jeff | You want our help!? After you left me at the alter!? No dice! |
Mabel | But what if we were able to get you a new queen? One even more beautiful than me. |
Dipper | He name is Gideon, and she has lovely white hair. |
Jeff | Whoa. Mature women, eh? Shmebulock, get my cologne! |
Shmebulock | (comes in) Shmebulock! |
Jeff | Is Shmebulock all you can say? |
Shmebulock | Shmebulock... |
Jeff | It's a deal! (shakes hands with Dipper) |
(Cuts to Greasy's Diner) | |
Stan | Waiter, give me a glass of the strongest most expired apple cider you've got. |
Soos | Sure thing, Mr.Pines. |
Stan | (Looks up) Soos? What are you doing here? |