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Revision as of 15:18, 28 February 2014

Transcript This is a transcribed copy for the episode "Gideon Rises." Feel free to edit or add to this page as long as the information comes directly from the episode.
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! This transcript is under construction. Therefore, please excuse its informal appearance while it's being worked on. We hope to have it completed as soon as possible. (August 4, 2013)
(The episode opens with a shot of Gravity Falls. Suddenly, a dark shadow covers the entire town. The camera cuts to a wrecking ball destroying the Mystery Shack. Dipper suddenly wakes up and screams.)
Dipper (screams) I just had a horrible dream that Gideon stole the deed to the Mystery Shack, and kicked us out, and we all had to move in with Soos' grandma?
Soos That was no dream, dude.
Dipper (screams)
(Everyone wakes up.)
Soos' grandmother Shh. Por Favor.
Dipper

Uh, sorry, Abuelita.

Mabel Oh, Soos, your grandma is so adorable! And her skin is old lady soft. Haaaahhh!
Stan Mabel, quit being creepy. The news is finally on.
Shandra In a movement that has all of Gravity Falls buzzing, child psychic Gideon Gleeful (Shows a picture of Gideon surrounded by a litter of playful puppies) has taken surprise ownership of the Mystery Shack, previously belonging to area shyster, Stanford Pines. (Shows a picture of Stan in a devil costume)
Stan That picture's taken out of context.
Shandra Now that you have the shack, what exactly are you planning to do with it?
Gideon I have a big announcement to make today, and I'd like to cordially invite all the good people of Gravity Falls to join me. Free admission to anyone who wears their Gideon pins! It's my face! (winks)
Dipper I just can't believe Gideon beat us. Normally I'm able to save the day. This is all my fault.
Mabel Don't worry, Dipper. Looks like Mabel's going to have to be the hero of the family now. I'll defeat Gideon with my grappling hook!!!
Dipper Mabel, no offense but that grappling hook has literally never helped us once.
Mabel Oh yeah? Jelly grab!
(Mabel shoots her grappling hook at a jar of jelly, causing it to break and splatter jelly on the walls.)
Abuelita I vacuum the walls now. (starts vacuuming the walls)
Soos So you lost the Shack. Look on the bright side, dudes! Now you get to live here with me, Soos! Hey, anyone want to play race cars? They're out of batteries but we can make pretend. 
(Soos spits out two pieces of food.)
Soos Would that be a new low if I ate that? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm totally eating it!
Stan We gotta get the Shack back.
(Cuts to opening)
Gideon Gleeful Hello Gravity Falls!
(Cuts to audiences and then cut to Toby Determined and Lazy Susan )
Lazy Susan Gideon is the psychic-est. He guessed the secret ingredient to my coffee omelette!
Toby Determined Somehow he knew about my horrifying secret birthmark!
Manly Dan I love that child psychic so much! (squeezes Blubs and Durland.)
Sheriff Blubs You're chokin' me!
Deputy Durland Grandma, is that you?
(Camera pans to the Pines and Soos in their disguises.)
Dipper We're in.
Mabel Just gonna say it, I don't know what we're doing here, but I'm loving these fake mustaches.
Soos If anyone asks, I'm not Soos. (Points to his hat that says "Not Soos")
Gideon Ladies and gentlemen! Today I am delighted to announce my plans for the former Mystery Shack. I give you... Gideonland!
The Pines and Soos What?!
Gideon We're gonna turn this dirty ol' shack into three square miles of Gideon-tertainment. And introducin' our new mascot, Lil' Gideon Jr.!
(Bud Gleeful pulls off a cloak to reveal Waddles in a Gideon costume.)
Gideon Boom, he's a pig!
(Camera cuts to Mabel.)
Mabel Waddles! You monster!
Stan All right, that's it! (Pulls off disguise.)
(The Pines push their way into the crowd and run up the stage.)
Stan Listen up, people. Gideon's a fraud! This kid broke in and stole my property!
Mabel Arrest him, officers!
Dipper Yeah!
Gideon Such accusations! Mr. Pines, I recall you gave the property to me. Look, here's the deed right here! (He pulls the deed out of his shirt as he says this.)
(Camera cuts to Blubs and Durland)
Blubs Well that's all the proof I need to see.
Durland I love you, Lil' Gideon! Sing them funny songs!
(Camera cuts to Gideon with two burly guards. Gideon snaps his fingers, and the guards get ready to kick the Pines off the stage. The first grabs a hold of Mabel.)
Mabel Hey!
(Dipper and Stan are grabbed by the two guards.)
Gideon Now get off my property, old man! (Slaps a Gideon pin on Stan.)
Stan I'll show you who's the old man (His hearing aid acts up.) Ow, my hearing aid! Ow!
(The Pines get carried off the stage.)
Gideon Thanks for visiting Gideonland, friends! Don't come back, I don't care for y'all.
(Camera cuts to the Pines and Soos as they watch the ceremony through a chain-link fence then sigh as they lean on it. Dipper kicks a rock out of frustration.)
Dipper Don't worry, guys. We'll get the shack back somehow.
(Wendy appears.)
Wendy We better.
Dipper Wendy!
Wendy If I can't work at the Shack, my dad's gonna force me to move upstate to work at my cousin's logging camp.
Dipper What? You're leaving town? But we need you here!
Soos Yeah especially Dipper because of his giant crush on-
(Dipper glares at Soos.)
Soos ...you...........calyptus trees! Ha! The kid loves eucalyptus trees! (Laughs nervously) Saved it!
There's a noise from the bushes.
Wendy Oh man, guys. Don't look now.
Robbie emerges from the bushes holding a boombox.
Robbie Take me back, Wendy! My arms are too skinny to keep holding this boombox forever!
Wendy (Mounts her bike.) I was never here. (Rides away.)
Robbie (Chases after her.) Have you been getting my texts? Do I need to send you more texts? Wendy!
The scene crossfades to Soos' grandmother's home
Abuelita This is not good. I cannot feed such a big family.
Mabel Where are we gonna stay, Dipper? (Camera pans out to reveal a suitcase filled with Mabel's sweaters.) Where am I gonna put all my sweaters?
Dipper What's Stan gonna tell Mom and Dad?
Soos Mr. Pines will figure something out. He always does.
Camera zooms out then cuts to Stan on the phone with Dipper and Mabel's parents.
Stan Don't worry, your son and daughter are fine. Where're we staying? Uh, I put 'em up in this amazing four star hotel!
A cockroach goes up in flames after touching a broken toaster wire.
Stan (Opens refrigerator) What, uh, sure we got- (Shakes a near empty gallon of milk) -plenty to eat. (Closes the fridge.) Relax, if I thought I couldn't take care of these kids, I'd send them back right away. Uh huh, you too. (Puts phone down).
Mabel (Offscreen) Grunkle Stan, can we order pizza?
Stan checks his pockets only to discover they're empty. Camera cuts to a wider shot of the kitchen and Stan sighs.

Scene switches to the construction of Gideonland. Camera then cuts to a fireplace as a picture of the Pines from "The Legend of the Gobblewonker is thrown into it. Gideon is then shown laughing as he examines book 2. Meanwhile, Waddles attempts to climb out the window.

Gideon (Blows whistle) You! Back to your corner!
Waddles (Scampers to the corner and starts cringing and shivering.)
Bud Gleeful appears with his sad clown painting.
Bud I've been meaning to ask you boy. Shouldn't you be celebratin' Gideonland instead of stickin' your head in that there book all day?
Gideon Father, have I ever told you the true nature of this book?
The scene transitions to someone writing book 2.
Gideon (narrating) It was written many years ago by a brilliant unknown author who learned secrets too powerful for one man.
The author is shown burying the book.
Gideon (narrating)

He hid his journals where he thought no one would ever find 'em.

The scene fades to the books Journal 1 and Journal 2 coming closer together with Gravity Falls on fire and Gideon in the background.
Gideon (narrating) Because he knew that if the journals were ever bought together, they would unleash a gateway to unimaginable power.
The scene fades back to Gideon.
Gideon Codes and maps had led me to believe that the other book is buried somewhere on this very property, and I intend to find it!
Bud So that's why you wanted the Mystery Shack.
The scene shows Gideon with a shovel.
Gideon That's right, father, it's time to begin the search for the other journal!
The scene fades to Old Man McGucket working on the Gideon bot then fades to Dipper, Mabel and Soos.
Mabel Go red car!
Soos Go other red car!
Dipper This would be a lot more fun with batteries.
Soos moves the red car then it bumps the other red car out of its place.
Stan walks into the room and clears his throat
 Stan Kids, we've got to talk. Look I've been thinkng and... I can't take care of you anymore. I don't have house or a job, the plan is, you're goin' home. Your bus leaves tomorrow, here are your tickets.
Dipper But Grunkle Stan, you can't give up!
Soos Yeah dude, look at these faces!
Soos begins nudging Mabel
Soos Be cuter Mabel! Your summer depends on it!
Stan Look, I lost, okay? The best thing is for you to be with your parents. Sorry kids, Gideon won.(Places Dipper and Mabel's bus tickets on the table.) Summer's over.
Soos Mr. Pines! Reconsider!! (runs after him)
Dipper Mabel, that's enough. If Stan won't get our home back from Gideon, then we'll have to do it ourselves.
Mabel Gideon may have the upper hand, but we have something he doesn't.
Dipper and Mabel simultaneously The journal!
A grappling hook!
Mabel Oh. The journal... Journal!
Cut to the outside of the now fenced off Mystery Shack.
Dipper Alright, the bus to take us out of Gravity Falls comes at sundown. If we wanna stay in town we've got to get past those guards, make it through the fence, and get Gideon to hand over that deed.
Mabel Leave that to Mabel. Wa-chaw!
Mabel shoots the grappling hook. It hits a tree branches then ricochets to Dipper. It hits him in the face.
Dipper Ah!
Dipper Now will you admit the grappling hook is useless?
Mabel Nope!
Dipper Ok. What can we use to defeat Gideon? Let's see... Barf fairy?
Mabel Yeah!
Dipper Nope. Butternut Squash with a Human Face and Emotions?
Mabel Yeah!
Dipper Nope.
Mabel Whoa, what's this?
Dipper I stared at this page for hours. It seems like a blueprint to build some kind of strange futuristic super weapon--
Mabel BORING! To defeat those guards we need some kind of army.
Dipper ...Wait a minute! An army! Mabel, that's it! The gnomes!
Mabel Uhh...(Nervously tugs her sweater's collar.)

Cuts to the twins entering the forest

Dipper I think this is their hiding spot.
Mabel I wonder what Gnomes do out here all alone in the forest?
Both Aaah!
They see Jeff bathing in squirrels.
Jeff Do do do.. (sees them) Aah! This...this is normal. This is normal for Gnomes. Scrub scrub. (Scrubs his armpit with a squirrel)
Dipper and Mabel (Look at each other disgusted, and look back at Jeff)
Jeff Well, well, well. Look who came crawlin' back. Take five, Chris. (a squirrel jumps out of the tub) You guys keep doin' what you're doin'. So, changed your mind about marryin' me, did ya Mabel?
Mabel Ew, hardly. We need your help. And seriously, ew!
Jeff You want our help? After you left me at the alter? No dice!
Mabel But what if we were able to get you a new queen? One even more beautiful than me.
Dipper Her name's Gideon, and she has lovely white hair.
Jeff Whoa. Mature woman, huh? Hey Shmebulock, get my cologne!
Shmebulock (comes in) Shmebulock!
Jeff Is Shmebulock all you can say?
Shmebulock (Pauses) Shmebulock...
Jeff It's a deal! (shakes hands with Dipper)
(Cuts to Greasy's Diner)
Stan Waiter, give me a glass of the strongest most expired apple cider you've got.
Soos Sure thing, Mr.Pines.
Stan (Looks up) Soos? What are you doing here?
Soos

(Cleans Glass) Since The Mystery Shack shut down, I've had to take on a buch of part-time jobs. Grave digger, bus driver, really awesome cook... Hey, is the kitchen supposed to have that much fire in it? (Runs into kitchen, and puts out fire with extinguisher)

Stan (sighs) You're a good man-child, Soos, but it's not lookin' good. This whole town loves Gideon and hates me. If only they knew how evil he really was!
Soos

(Walks over to Stan, putting his hand on his shoulder) Hey, I'm here for you, dude.

Stan

The entire lower half of your body is on fire.

Soos

(Puts his hand on Stan's nose, then pats his arm as smoke emerges from his back) Shh, we're having a moment...

(Cuts to construction at the Mystery Shack)
Gideon

Where are you journal? (Gideon takes shovel and starts to dig)Where are you!

Bud

Boy, I hate to interrupt you, but you have some guests.

Gideon

What?

Dipper

Give us the deed to the shack, Gideon, or else.

Gideon

Am I supposed to say, "Or else what?"

Mabel

Yes, you are supposed to say that. (yelling) Now!

(Suddenly an army of gnomes surround Gideon.)
Gideon

(Gasps)

Dipper

You're surrounded by an unstoppable gnome army, now give us back our deed and get of our property!

Jeff

And let the marriage ceremony begin!

Gideon

(Sighs) Very well. I suppose this deed belongs to-

(Gideon pulls out a whistle and blows it and all the gnomes covers their ears, Shrill whistle noise)

Gideon

Ha! What do you know! Works on gnomes too! ( Gideon blows the whistle again)

Jeff

Stop! We'll do anything! How can we serve you your majesty! (Bowing) The most beautiful girl we've ever seen!

Gideon

I am not a girl!

Jeff

Really? But your skin is so soft. You moisturise or...

Gideon

(Points at Dipper and Mabel) Subdue them!

The gnomes grunt and charge at Dipper and Mabel
Gideon

I have to admit, kids, I am impressed by your creativity! How did you ever..

Dipper

Let go! (Journal 3 falls out of Dippers poket) Oh no!

Gideon

No! Could it be? Is it? (Gideon runs up to Journal 3)

Gideon

(Laughing) Of course! It all makes sense! (Dipper struggles to break free from the gnomes) The one place I'd never think to look! You had it the whole time! And to think I actually considered you a threat! (Gideon flicks Dipper's nose)

Dipper

No! Give it back (Dipper reaches for the journal)

Gideon

Every victory you had was because of your precious book!

Dipper

Give it back or I'll- (Gideon interrupts him)

Gideon

Or you'll what, boy? You'll what? Huh? Huh? No muscles. No brains. Face it! You're nothin' without this! (waves) Bye bye forever, y'all! (Whistles, and the gnomes carry Dipper and Mabel away)

Dipper and Mabel

(Screams) No!

The scene ends with Gideon holding 3, and Old Man McGucket working on the Gideon-bot
Scene cuts to the gnomes running into the forest, Mabel pacing, and Dipper siting on the floor
Jeff Next time, do your own dirty work, come on boys!(The squirrels jump into Jeff's pants.)
Dipper (Sighs) Well, that's it. Guess the bus should be here soon.
Mabel What? Dipper, don't give up! You always have a plan!
Dipper No! The journal always has a plan! Think about it, Mabel, Gideon was right. The only courageous or cool things I've ever done have been because of that journal. Without it, I can't help you, or Stan, or anyone.
Mabel

There's gotta be something we can do?

Dipper What can we do?
The next scene starts with Dipper and Mabel boarding a bus, looking glum
Announcer Bus fifty-two, departing Gravity Falls, all aboard.

Dipper and Mabel walk to the back of the bus and look out the window to see Stan

Stan Sorry kids, it's for the best.
The bus leaves with Wendy, Grunkle Stan, Grenda and Candy outside the window upset and waving at Dipper an Mabel as the bus departs
Dipper Can't believe this is happening.
Camera pans across to a sign reading: Now leaving Gravity Falls. Scene cuts to the construction of GideonLand.
Gideon (Giggles) I've got it! I finally got it! (Running through the living room, exclaiming at Bud and Mrs. Gleeful) Get out!
Gideon It's finally mine! At last, I have journal number (places 3 on the table) Three?! There are THREE of them? But where is journal number one? (Thumping table) I must have all three for the power to be unlocked! But where could I-- Dipper! He must know where it is! He gave me the third one and kept the first for himself! (Rips out some of his hair) I can't let him leave Gravity Falls! (Grabs 2 and 3 and runs out of the Mystery Shack) You there! (Points at Old Man McGucket working on the Gideon-Bot) Is it ready?
Old Man McGucket He he he! Only one way to find out! (Pulls lever on Gideon-Bot and the robot glows)
(Gideon runs inside the robot and is in his motion-sensor suit, he then punches his right hand, and the robot pushes the Gideonland sign into the ground. the Gideon-Bot walks away.)
Old man McGucket I've got a good feelin' about that kid!
Cut to Soos' house. Soos' grandma is vacuuming the curtains and Stan is sitting on the couch.
Stan Well Stan, this is it. Rock bottom. No friends, no family, stuck watching infomercials for whatever that is..
Tv Are you sick of piles of owls constantly blocking your drive way? Well then you gotta get owl trowel!
Stan (Picks up the Gideon pin) How did you do it, kid? Why are you always one step ahead? Maybe he really is psychic after..  (His hearing aid acts up)  Ah! My hearing aid! What keeps causing that? Wait a minute! That's it! I know Gideon's weakness!
Soos' grandma (Brings tea) Would Mr. Pines like a..
Stan kisses Soos' grandma and runs to the door.
Soos' grandma I go vacuum my face.
Cut to the Pines twins on the bus. Dipper is watching through the glass sadly.
Mabel Hey, Dipper, why not play bus seat treasure hunt?
Dipper I'm not in the mood.
Mabel Aw, come on! (lifts a seat) We got Canadian coins, gum that shaped like a head, ooh! Bus fluid stain?
Dipper Giant robot!
Mabel Yeah, a giant robot.. Wait, what?
Dipper Look! (Points at the Gideon bot)
Gideon bot runs to the bus yelling.
Gideon Halt! I command you to halt!
Dipper and Mabel (Screams)
Dipper and Mabel runs to the bus driver.
Mabel Mr. Bus driver! There is a giant Gideon bot coming towards us!
Soos Oh hey, dudes!
Dipper and Mabel Soos!
Soos Don't worry guys. I've been a part time bus driver for at least 40 minutes. One of these is probably a clutcher.. (Pulls the clutcher) Hang on, dudes!
Gideon-bot tries to catch the bus.
Mabel Soos, look out!
Gideon-bot blocks the way with its hand. Soos turns the bus and smashes through a "Road Closed" sign. The Gideon-bot starts to climb up the mountain.
Dipper He already won! What does he want from us?
Gideon (Inside the bot) I got you in my sight!
Dipper Soos, cliff!
Soos breaks the bus right before the bus falls off the cliff. The wheel of the bus is not on the cliff so it can't move. The Gideon-bot comes right after and shakes the bus and tears off the ceiling of it, reaveling there is only Soos.
Soos Okay. What's closest to our present situation. (Looking at the "Bus Emergency Manual") Racoon in the engine or angry grandparents won't leave bus? (Pause) Proba-probably the second one.
The Gideon-bot turns itself finding the Pines twins on the bridge. The Pines twins runs but soon finds that the bridge had dead ends. The Gideon-bot jumps on the bridge.
Gideon Tell me! Where is Journal #1!
Dipper and Mabel Journal #1?
Gideon Don't play games with me, boy!
The Gideon-bot drives the twins to the end and punches the cliff, causing rocks to fall on the twins.
Dipper I don't know what you're talking about! You took the only journal I ever had! What do you even want these journals anyway?
The Gideon-bot takes the twins. Mabel resists.
Dipper (Hits the hand of the Gideon-bot) Let go of her!

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