Gideon Rises/Transcript

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!	This transcript is under construction. Therefore, please excuse its informal appearance while it's being worked on. We hope to have it completed as soon as possible. (August 4, 2013)

	The episode opens with a shot of Gravity Falls. Suddenly, a dark shadow covers the entire town. The camera cuts to a wrecking ball destroying the Mystery Shack. Dipper suddenly wakes up and screams.
Dipper	AAAAAAAAAAAH! I just had a horrible dream that Gideon stole the deed to the Mystery Shack, and kicked us out, and we all had to move in with Soos' grandma.
Soos	That was no dream, dude.
Dipper	AAAAAAAAAH!
	Everyone wakes up.
Abuelita	Shh. Por Favor.
Dipper	Uh, sorry, Abuelita.
Mabel	Oh, Soos, your grandma is so adorable and her skin is so lady soft. Haaaahh!
Stan	Mabel, quit being creepy. The news is finally on.
Shandra	In a movement that has all of Gravity Falls buzzing, child psychic Gideon Gleeful has taken surprise ownership of the Mystery Shack, previously belonging to area shyster, Stanford Pines.
Stan	That picture's taken out of context.
Shandra	Now that you have the shack, what exactly are you planning to do with it?
Gideon	I have a big announcement to make today, and I'd like to cordially invite all the good people of Gravity Falls to join me. Free admission to anyone who wears their Gideon pins! It's my face! (winks)
Dipper	I just can't believe Gideon beat us. Normally I'm able to save the day. This is all my fault.
Mabel	Don't worry Dipper. Looks like Mabel's going to have to be the hero of the family now. I'll defeat Gideon with my grappling hook!
Dipper	Mabel, no offense but that grappling hook has literally never helped us once.
Mabel	Oh yeah? Jelly grab!
	Mabel shoots her grappling hook at a jar of jelly, causing it to break and splatter jelly on the walls.
Abuelita	I vacuum the walls now.
Soos	So you lost the Shack. But look on the bright side dudes, now you get to live here with me, Soos. Hey, anyone want to play race cars? They're out of batteries but we can make pretend.
	Soos spits out two pieces of food.
Soos	Would that be a new low if I ate that? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm totally eating it!
Stan	We gotta get the Shack back.
	Cuts to opening
Gideon Gleeful	Hello Gravity Falls!
	Cuts to audiences and then cut to Toby Determined and Lazy Susan
Lazy Susan	Gideon is a psychic guess, he guess the secret ingredient to my coffe omblet.