Fixin' It with Soos: Golf Cart/Transcript

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!	This transcript is under construction. Therefore, please excuse its informal appearance while it's being worked on. We hope to have it completed as soon as possible. (April 22 2014)

Soos	(Remix) F-f-fixin' it with Soos!
Singer	(Singing) Yeah! Fixin' with him!
Soos	(on screen strange effects are going on) Wow!
Singer	(Singing) Yeah ma baby Soo-o-o-os!
Soos	(tropical backdrop) (flying out of mouth) Fixing and healing!
Soos	(in break room) Hey dudes! And welcome back to "Fixin' it with Soos," the show where ! always forget that I'm leaning on the soldering iron. (sizzling sound) Ouch!
	Static. Back in Soos break room.
Soos	(To Wendy and Dipper) What needs fixing today?
Wendy	Well, Me and Dipper were just doing normal work stuff with the golf cart...
	Static. Cut to Dipper and Wendy on the golf cart
Dipper and Wendy	(Cheering) Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
	Wendy dirves the cart but it doesn't jump and falls down. The cart gets broken. Static, cuts back to the break room.
Wendy	So now the cart's busted for some reason. You think you can fix it so we can finish our stunt?
Soos	You have called upon my fix-it powers. I accept this call, Wendy.
Wendy	Huh? What call?
Soos	The call of.. POWER!!
	A picture of lightnings appear around Soos' hands.
Wendy	..What's happening right now?
Soos	(Whispering) I'll show you guys later. (Normal voice) Oh no! A bat!
	A bat picture appears and flys.
Soos	Laser eyes, go!
	Red laser appears from Soos' eyes and makes the bat explode.
Dipper	Still in the dark over here.
	Static. Cut to the backyard. Dipper and Soos are in jump suits.
Soos	It's time to fix the golf cart. At the end of the show, Dipper and Wendy will rank my handymanship from 1 to 10. (Whispering to Dipper) Vote 10!
Dipper	Happy to do it, dude. Hey, do you think a girl would think I look cool in this jump suit? (Nervously laughs) I mean.. (Keeps on laughing)
Soos	Some things, even Soos can't fix.
	Static. Cuts to Soos fixing the engine of the golf cart.
Soos	Huh, look like the problem with the fuel injetor. Dipper, try the engine now.
	Dipper walks up and starts the cart. The engine starts successfully.
Dipper	Hey! You did it, man!
Soos	My fix-it power, has been unleashed!
Dipper	Why do you keep saying stuff like that?
Soos	Unleash the POWER!!! Woot woot wooooot! Well I'm not done yet, it's not quite as rad as possible. Time cut!
	Cut to screens where Soos' head floats.
Soos	Fix it! Do it! Accidentally unscrew it!
	Cut to Dipper, Wendy and Soos standing next to the golf cart covered with a white sheet.
Soos	Behold! (uncovers the white sheet from the golf cart)
Dipper and Wendy	Whoa!
	Background music starts, showing the designed cart from different angles
Soos	So let's make this jump!
	Static. Cuts to Dipper, Wendy and Soos driving the golf cart.
Dipper	I don't think we have enough speed to make it.
Soos	Hit the nitrous boosters!
Wendy	Aren't those illegal?
Soos	You bet your life they are, baby!
	Soos pushes a button on the steering wheel which makes the golf cart to increase it's speed. Wendy and Dipper scream happily. The golf cart jumps over the ramp and doesn't land on the other side of the ramp.
Dipper	We're clearing it! We're clearing it!
Soos	So, what score do I get, from one to ten?
Dipper and Wendy	Ten out of ten! Ten out of ten!
Soos	Thanks, Guys!
	Dipper, Wendy and Soos scream as the golf cart slowly facing down and going to crash.
Soos	Oh, dude, Oh no! Watch out watch-
	Static. Backgroung music stops. Cuts to a look-above of the Mystery Shack, and the golf cart crashed in the left side of the roof. Soos, Dipper and Wendy are on the ground near the Mystery Shack's front door. Stan comes out of the Mystery Shack.
Grunkle Stan	Soos! I think the roof is broken! Can you fix it for me?
Soos	I make my own economy.
	Cuts to a picture of Soos as a tiger in one of the golf cart designs shown before. A tiger roar sounds, end cut.