Dreamscaperers/Transcript

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	The episode opens with a rainy day at the Mystery Shack, while Dipper and Mabel are playing Conflict Boat.
Dipper Pines	I'm gonna say... B5.
Mabel Pines	Miss! (Puts a peg on her board) Whop!
	Camera shows Mabel's board, with her pegs arranged like a kitten.
Dipper	I don't think you're playing this right.
Stan Pines	(Offscreen:) Kids! Come quick!
	Dipper and Mabel enter the living room to find Stan watching television.
Stan	(Laughs) I need you to laugh at this with me!
	A commercial for the Tent of Telepathy comes on the television.
Gideon Gleeful	(On television, singing:) Who's cute as a button, and always your friend? Lil' G-I-D to the E-O-N! Wink!
Bud Gleeful on TV	Li'l Gideon!
Dipper	Ugh, Gideon!
Mabel	Remember when I wouldn't date him and he tried to destroy us?
Stan	He's always trying to trick me into losing the Mystery Shack.
Wendy Corduroy	One time I caught him stealing my moisturizer.
Soos Ramirez	And yet, our mutual hatred for him bonds us together.
Gideon	(Laughs)
Bud	(On television, voice-over:) Come on down to Li'l Gideon's Tent of Telepathy, opening soon at this location.
	Commercial shows the Tent of Telepathy crushing the Mystery Shack.
Dipper	Uh, should we be worried about that?
Stan	Please, the only way Gideon's taking over this shack is by breaking in and stealing my deed.
	A crash is heard from upstairs.
Wendy	You mean like, right now?
	Cuts to Stan's office, where Gideon is attempting to open Stan's safe.
Gideon	38? 41? Oh, heavens to Betsy!
Stan	Gideon!
Gideon	Well, well, Stanford, my arch-nemesis. We seem to have entered a dangerous game of cat and mouse. But the question remains, who is the cat, and who is the-
Stan	Soos, broom.
Gideon	Oh no, not the broom!
Stan	(Chases Gideon around the room with the broom)
Gideon	(Hisses)
Stan	(Hits Gideon with the broom twice before chasing him outside)
Gideon	You mark my words, Stanford, one day I'm gonna get that combination. And once I steal that deed, you'll never see the Mystery Shack again!
Stan	Good luck, bucko!
	Close up of Gideon looking angry.
	Cuts to Stan putting the Mystery Shack deed in his safe and pressing the lock button.
Stan	(Laughs) The combo to this safe is in the one place he'll never find it: my brain. (Walks away)
Gideon	Your brain isn't as safe as you might think, Stanford Pines! (Pulls out Journal 2) This is the last straw! It's time to unlock the journal's greatest secret...
	Camera zooms in on picture of the Bill Cipher Wheel seen in the opening sequence.
	Cut to theme song.
	Dipper, Mabel, Stan, and Wendy are watching television. Dipper and Wendy are shooting each other with Nyarf brand dart guns.
Television	He put the old in "old west," they call him (musically:) Grandpa the Kid!
Grandpa the Kid	(On television) I'm tired during the day.
Stan	I can relate to this.
Mabel	Grunkle Stan, why can't we watch a movie that we'll all enjoy? Dream Boy High! "Where love is on your permanent record."
Stan, Dipper and Wendy	Boo!
Mabel	You'll learn to like it.
	A crash is heard from the kitchen.
Soos	(Runs into the room) Aaah! Dudes, there's a bat in the kitchen! It tried to touch me with its "weird little bat fingers!"
Stan	Don't worry, I got this under control (Leans back in armchair) Dipper, take care of it.
Mabel	(Laughs) Yes!
Dipper	What? Why can't Mabel do it?
Stan	'Cause life ain't fair. Now go fight a bat so we can watch TV.
Dipper	No way, Grunkle Stan! You always make me do dumb chores. I'm putting my foot down this time! (Stamps foot on carpet)
Stan	I said do it kid. Now!
	Old west music plays.
	Stan and Dipper have a stare off, growling at each other. Stan wins.
Dipper	Okay, I'll do it! (Sighs; walks into kitchen, Mabel following behind him)
Dipper	(Picks up a saucepan and spoon on the floor, mumbling) Stupid chores...
Mabel	Remember, bats are more afraid of you than you are of them.
Dipper	(Enters the kitchen, offscreen)
Mabel	Maybe I'm thinking of ducklings.
	Loud screams and crashes come from the kitchen, while kitchen supplies and Dipper's hat are thrown outside.
Mabel	Ducklings. (Laughs) Quack quack! Quack quack quack!
	Cuts to Soos applying disinfectant to Dipper's wounds while Mabel applies bandages to Dipper's head.
Dipper	Ow, ow!
Soos	(Singing:) Swabbing on disinfectant, doo doo doo...
Dipper	(Sighs) Why does Grunkle Stan always pick on me? Think about it! The more painful or difficult the chore is, the more likely it is I'll have to do it. Why doesn't he pick on you guys?
Soos	Dipper, Stan's personality is one of life's great mysteries. Like whether or not it's possible to lick your own elbow.
Mabel	I bet you can't!
Soos	I bet I can! (Tries to lick elbow and walks away)
Mabel	(Following Soos; chanting:) Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!
Dipper	Sometimes I feel like Stan hates me. (Looks up to a picture of Stan on the wall)
Stan	(Offscreen, yelling:) The sink's clogged. Dipper, get in here and fix it!
Dipper	(Growls, grabs his Nyarf dart gun and fires it at the picture)
	The scene fades into the same picture of Stan, except with a red "X" painted over his eyes and surrounded by candles.
Gideon	You think that combination's safe in your mind, Stanford? We'll see what my new minion has to say about that! (Chanting:) Triangulum, entangulum. Vene foris dominus mentium. Vene foris videntis omnium! (Broken Latin for "Triangle, entangled. Lord of Minds, come to the door. All-seeing one, come to the door!")
	Cuts to Mabel and Soos outside, Soos is still attempting to lick his own elbow, with Mabel still chearing him on.
Mabel	(Chanting:) Lick that elbow! Lick that elbow!
Soos	Like the infinite horizon, it eludes my grasp.
Gideon	(Offscreen, laughs)
Mabel	Is that who I think it is?
	Mabel and Soos walk toward Gideon.
Gideon	(Grunting, clasps his stomach and his eyes glow blue; chants:) Egassem sdrawkcab. egassem sdrawkcab. Egassem sdrawkcab! Egassem sdrawkcab! Egassem sdrawkcab!
	The background turns black and white, wildlife pauses in midair. Bill Cipher appears.
Bill Cipher	(Laughs) Oh, oh, Gravity Falls! It is good to be back. Name's Bill Cipher, and I take it you're some kind of living ventriloquist dummy? (Laughs) I'm just kidding, I know who you are, Gideon!
Gideon	W-what are you? H-how do you know my name?
Bill	Oh, I know lots of things! (Body shows pictures of various cryptic locations. In a slow, deep voice:) LOTS OF THINGS... (Body returns to normal) Hey, look what I can do! (Gestures toward a deer, the deer's teeth then fly into his hand. Gives the teeth to Gideon) Deer teeth! For you, kid! (Laughs)
Gideon	(Cries out in shock and drops teeth on the ground) You're insane!
Bill	Sure I am, what's your point? (Puts teeth back in deer's mouth and the deer runs away)
Gideon	Listen to me, demon! I have a job for you. I need you to enter the mind of Stanford Pines and steal the code to his safe.
Mabel and Soos	(Gasp)
Bill	(Laughs) Wait... Stan Pines? (Body shows pictures of Stan and his tattoo) You know what, kid? You've convinced me! I'm sold! I'll help you with this and in return you can help me with something I've been working on! We'll work out the details later.
Gideon	Deal!
Bill	(His hand lights on blue fire and he shakes hands with Gideon) Well, time to invade Stan's mind! This should be fun! Remember: reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye! (Disappears)
Gideon	It worked! (Laughs maniacally)
	Cut to Dipper sweeping the carpet in the living room while Stan sleeps in his chair.
Stan	(Mumbling in his sleep) Oh, I'm so sorry.
Dipper	What is going on in that guy's head? (Begins to walk away)
	Mabel and Soos run in.
Mabel	Dipper! We've gotta help Stan!
Dipper	Wait, what?
Soos	(While eating Nyums brand Burrito Bites) This evil triangle guy said he's gonna break into Stan's mind and steal the combination to his safe! Also we stopped for snacks on the way here.
Dipper	Triangle guy? (Takes out Journal 3) I feel like I've seen something like this before in the journal... (Reading:) "Beware Bill, the most powerful and dangerous creature I've ever encountered. Whatever you do, never let him enter your mind."
Stan	(Grunts in sleep)
Dipper, Mabel and Soos	(Gasp)
Mabel	Grunkle Stan!
	Cut to shadow of Bill entering Stan's mind.
Stan	(Eyes start glowing blue and grunts while making random movements)
Mabel	(Takes the journal from Dipper; reads:) It is possible to follow the demon into a person's mind and prevent his chaos. One must simply recite this incantation.
Dipper	Ugh, this is just great. I spend all day cleaning sinks and fighting bats for Stan and now I have to save him from some crazy brain demon?
Mabel	But if we don't do anything Gideon might steal the shack! Or worse!
Stan	(Eyes still glowing blue, he screams)
Dipper	(Sighs) Fine. Get ready, guys. We're about to journey into the most horrifying, disturbing place any of us have ever been: our uncle's mind.
	Lightning flashes and dramatic music plays.
Soos	You think I can take these Burrito Bites into Stan's brain? Thumbs up? Thumbs down? (Pauses; laughs) You know what, I'm just gonna bring 'em.
	Cut to commercial break
	Cut to Dipper, Mabel and Soos around a sleeping Stan in the living room with the lights off and surrounded by a circle of candles
Dipper	(Holding Journal 3) Okay, guys, in order to save our uncle, we're gonna have to follow that... dream demon into his mind.
Soos	I wonder what Stan's thinking about right now.
Soos	(Using Stan as a ventriloquist dummy, in a high voice:) I love Soos like a son!
Dipper	Soos! This is serious!
Soos	(Still using Stan's mouth in a high voice) Sorry!
Mabel and Soos	(Laugh) Yeah! (High five each other)
Dipper	Let's do this. (Puts hand on Stan's head)
	Mabel and Soos also put their hands on Stan's head.
Dipper	(Reading from journal:) Videntus omnium. Magister mentium. Magnesium ad hominem. Magnum opus. Habeas corpus! Inceptus Nolanus overratus! Magister mentium! Magister mentium! MAGISTER MENTIUM!
	As Dipper speaks, his eyes go blue, then Soos', then Mabel's and the candles go out, and after the incantation, there is a blue explosion and the gang is inside Stan's mind. Mabel and Soos make exclamations of awe.
Soos	What the?
Mabel	Whoa, this is Stan's mind?
Soos	I figured there would be more hot old ladies.
Mabel	Remember everyone, we've got to look out for the triangle guy.
Bill	(Arriving) Yeah, look out for the triangle guy!
Soos	It's him! It's the guy!
Mabel	You leave our uncle's brain alone, you isosceles monster! (Runs inside Bill, seconds later comes back outside) Gotcha! Wait, what?
Bill	Ah, Stan's family, we meet at last! Question Mark, Shooting Star, Pine Tree, I had a hunch I might bump into you! (Shoots a hole in Dipper's chest)
Dipper	(Screams, deep breathing)
Mabel	(Sticks her hand through Dipper) Boop!
Dipper	Mabel! What do you want with our uncle's mind anyway?
Bill	Oh, just the code to the old man's safe! Inside the shack is a maze of a thousand doors representing your uncle's memories. Behind one of them is a memory of him inputting the code! I just need to find it and Gideon will pay me handsomely.
Mabel	Not if we stop you!
Bill	Hah, fat chance! I'm the master of the mind. (Blue flame encircles him) I even know what you're thinking right now!
Mabel	That's impossible, no one can guess what I'm thinking!
	Bill makes Xyler and Craz appear.
Xyler	Whoa, where are we, bro?
Craz	We must be in heaven, 'cause I just saw an angel! (points to Mabel)
Mabel	(Hugging Craz's leg) I'm never letting go of your leg!
Bill	You're out of your league, kids. Turn around now before you see something you might regret. Later, suckers! (Crashes through wall of mindscape Mystery Shack)
Dipper	We're goin' in! Mabel, can we leave those guys out here, looking at them -- hurts my eyes...
Mabel	No! They can help us!
Xyler and Craz	Totally! Arm throne! (Carry Mabel in arms)
Mabel	(Chuckles)
Soos	Dude! Arm throne! (Starts walking after Dipper) Arm throoone!
Dipper	(Screams)
	Everyone heads into the shack and awes.
Craz	Radical!
Xyler	I also think it's radical!
Stan Bat	(Flying by Dipper walking down steps) No refunds! No refunds! No refunds! (Repeats)
	Some of Stan's fears are shown, and it cuts to the gang entering Stan's memories, all speaking.
Soos	Whoa, look! All of Stan's memories!
Dipper	Great. Sure there's plenty of memories of Stan bossing me around, can't wait to see more of that.
Mabel	Come on Dipper, we've gotta find the code before Bill does!
Craz	Mabel is talking!
Xyler	So rad!
Soos	Let's get searching!
	Gang runs down hallway, panting. Dipper opens a door
	Cut to scene in Colombian prison
Stan	Jorge, Rico, you're the two best Colombian prison friends a fellah could make.
Jorge	Espero que muera. (Subtitles read "I hope he dies.")
Rico	Sí. (Subtitle reads "Sí.")
Dipper	Nope!
	Dipper closes the door. Cut to Soos opening another door
	Cut to scene outside a home
Stan	Sir, would you like to buy a Stan-Vac vacuum? Stan-Vac: It sucks more than anything.
	Door closes
Stan	Gotta work on that.
Soos	Nope.
	Cut to Soos closing the door
	Cut to Mabel opening a small door
Mabel	Whoa, it's Stan on a date!
	Cuts to Stan on a date with Lazy Susan.
Stan	So, your, uh... your eye is weird, let's... let's talk about that.
Lazy Susan	(Laughs)
Stan	(Laughs; thinking:) This is going terrible. I can't think of anything to say and she.. looks weird up close. Think of a way out! (Aloud:) NON-SPECIFIC EXCUSE! (Knocks over food and runs away)
Mabel	Yeesh. (Closes the door)
	Dipper discovers a door written "Dipper Memories."
Dipper	Look, guys! Memories about me! (Opens the door)
Soos	That doesn't seen like a good idea.
Dipper	I just wanna know what the old guy really thinks of me.
Mabel	We already know how Stan feels about us! He loves us! We're great. (Walks away)
Soos	Yeah. Let's just keep moving.
Xyler	More moving?
Craz	Yes! I love motion!
	Dipper walks a bit, but turns around and runs to the Dipper memories door and enters it.
Dipper	Okay. Just a quick peek.
	Dipper walks by the doors. The sound Stan calling Dipper echoes.  Dipper walks in front of one of them and opens the door. Inside is a memory of Stan making Dipper chop firewood.
Stan	No buts! Now go and chop that firewood already! (Hits Dipper's head with a newspaper)
	Dipper walks away to chop the firewood. Stan sits on the couch.
Soos	Dude, Stan, I've been meaning ask you. Why are you so hard on Dipper all the time?
Stan	Look, Soos, I'm gonna let you in on something. Wanna know what I really think? (Whispers to Soos)
	Dipper leans to listen what Stan is talking.
Stan	(In a whisper:) The kid's a loser. He's weak! He's an utter embarrassment! I just wanna get rid of him.
	Dipper closes the door, depressed. Cuts to Bill, disguised as Soos, and Mabel.
Soos	Hello? Code to Stan's safe? Where are you?
Xyler	Opening and closing doors is fun!
Craz	I can do it also!
	Soos opens a door. Inside the door Stan pushes buttons of the vending machine. The vending machine opens and a secret hallway appears.
Stan	If only people knew the truth, that hidden behind this vending machine, I secretly have a -
Soos	BORING! (Closes the door)
	Cuts to Mabel in front of a door written "Top Secret" on top of it.
Mabel	Alright guys, I have a good feeling about this door.
	Mabel opens the door. Inside it has a memory of Stan in the bathroom.
Stan	Hey, Mr. Tummy! (Changes his voice) Hey, Mr. Stan! (Back to normal voice) Are you hungry? (Changes his voice again) Yes!
Soos	AAH..
Stan	Eat your crackers! (Changes his voice) Yum yum yum yum!
Mabel	Sweet Sally! (Closes the door)
Soos	Hah, we've been searching forever! What if the triangle guy finds the memory before we do?
Mabel	If we wanna find Stan's memory, we gotta think like Stan. He's always hiding stuff, right?
Soos	Yeah! Like how he hides his arrest warrants under that rug in the gift shop?
Mabel	Soos, that's it! Look! (Walks to a rug and finds a door under it)
All	(Gasp)
Mabel	(Opens the door)
Stan	(Kisses the deed and puts it into the safe) There ya go. (Closes the safe door) And now to input the code. 13, 44, and finally..
Soos	(Closes the door) Dude! we found it!
Mabel	Yeah!
Xyler and Craz	But what do we do now? Jinx!
Mabel	Um... um... Let's just destroy the door before Bill can find it! (Finds a battle-ax)
Soos	Wait! Maybe I should do it! My big fat arms are great at destroying stuff!
Mabel	Oh, okay.
	Soos begins to lifts up the door with some kind of psychic power. As he does this, another Soos walks in.
Soos	Hey guys! I just saw a memory of Stan roller skating and wearing short-shorts! (Pause) Didn't look... didn't look that bad! Hey, something weird is goin' on here.
Bill	(Still in Soos' form, laughs; turns back to normal) Boy, you kids sure are gullible! I knew you'd lead me straight to the code! (Laughs) It's funny how dumb you are.
	Commercial break.
Bill	The combination to Stan's safe. Boy, that was even easier then I thought!
Mabel	Oh, yeah? Well, you're a-a stink face!
Xyler	Awesome comeback, Mabel!
Mabel	Don't treat me like a child, Xyler.
Bill	Later, suckers! (Flies away)
Mabel	Come on! We've gotta save Stan!
Dipper	(Walking up from the stairs) What's the point? Why should I save him, huh? I work for Stan day and night and all he does in return is say he wants to get rid of me.
Mabel	Dipper, I'm sure that's not true.
Dipper	I saw it with my own eyes in one of his memories, Mabel! He always picked on me and now I know why. Stan hates me!
All except Dipper	(Gasp)
Mabel	Dipper, it doesn't matter what you saw. If we don't stop Bill, we'll lose the Shack!
Dipper	No! You know what? Not this time. For once this is one of Stan's problems I'm not gonna fix.
Mabel	Fine. Come on, Soos. We'll save Stan ourselves.
Soos	Dipper, you're a cool dude, but... this isn't cool, dude.
Craz	Let's go, Xyler.
Xyler	All right, Craz!
Craz	Those are our names!
	Mabel, Craz, Xyler and Soos leaves. Cuts to Bill. Bill opens every door he passes. Then a phone ringing sound is heard. Bill touches his bow tie revealing he had a call from Gideon.
Bill	Y'ello?
Gideon	Bill! Did you find the memory with the combination yet?
Bill	Relax, short stack. I got it right here.
Gideon	Ha ha ha! Perfect. now give it to me and we'll finish our bargain.
Bill	Finally! It's--you got a pen there? It's 13, 44... (The door gets hit by a nyarf gun) Ah! No no no! Wait, no!
	The door falls to the bottomless pit from one of Stan's memory.
Stan	...and none more bottomless than the bottomless pit! Which you can see here is bottomless. (Watches the door fall) Whooh! Whatever that was it's gone forever!
	The door closes. Behind Bill is Mabel who shot the door with a nyarf gun.
Mabel	Ha ha! Boom!
Xyler and Craz	Mabel did it!
Soos	The Shack is safe!
Gideon	The deal's off!
Bill	Wa-wait! No! Wait!
Gideon	I'm swichin' to plan B!
	The screen turns off and Bill's body cracks to pieces and falls off. Then Bill's body reappears as red.
Bill	YOU! You can't even imagine what you just cost me! Do you have any idea what I'm like (In a low, demonic voice:) WHEN I'M MAD???!!
	Several characters pass by Bill's eye. Then a Stan rock pops out from their feet and raises up. Bill gets very big.
Mabel	(Gasp)
Soos	So I guess he gets really mad when he gets mad.
Bill	(In a low, demonic voice:) EAT NIGHTMARES!
All	(Scream)
	Cut to Dipper walking around, finding a way out.
Dipper	Ugh! How do I get out of this place? (Opens doors) Exit? Hello? (Opens the door with a memory of him chopping wood) Aw, this again?
Stan	He's a loser. He's weak. I just wanna get rid of him.
Dipper	(Starts to close the door)
Stan	Heh, yeah. Those are all things people said about me when I was a boy.
Dipper	(Opens the door) Huh?
Stan	It was terrible. I was the biggest wimp on the playground!
	A door of Stan's memory opens behind Dipper. It shows Stan as a kid getting bullied by other kids and running with tears.
Stan	So one summer, my pop signs up me for boxing lessons.
	A door of Stan boxing opens. He is getting punched by his opponent.
Stan	It was even worse than the school yard!
Young Stan	Left hook! (Punches his opponent)
Stan	Y'know, that time I thought my pop was trying to torture me.
	A door of Stan at the theater opens.
Stan	But wouldn't you know it? The old man was doin' me favor all along!
Man	(Tries to steal Carla's bag.) Give me that bag!
Carla	Help! My purse! Help!
Young Stan	Left hook! (Punches the man)
	The people all around Stan cheers for him. Carla gives him a kiss.
Stan	You see it? That why I'm hard on Dipper. To toughen him up. So when the world fights, he fights back.
Soos	Do you think it's actually working?
Stan	(Points at Dipper)
Dipper (in the memory)	(Chops the wood in a half) I-I did it! Ha ha! Yes!
Stan	He's really comin' along! When push comes to shove, I'm actually proud of him. Just... don't ever tell him that. His head is big enough as it is.
Soos	(Laughs) That's true.
	Dipper grins and puts his hand on the memory. Then he accidentally gets in to the memory, facing with Stan.
Stan	Whoa, kid, what are you doin' here? Nice hole in your chest, by the way. Let's fix that up. (Points his finger and the hole in Dipper's chest regenerates)
Dipper	Wh-what the- How did you do that?
Stan	Word to the wise, kid. We're in the mind! You can do what ever you imagine in here! (Creates a Pitt Cola and drinks it)
Dipper	Well how about that.
	A fighting sound and Soos', Mabel's scream is heard outside from the memory
Dipper	Oh my gosh, what am I doing? I gotta stop Bill! (Runs out of the memory)
Stan	Huh, fighting back.
	Cut to Bill
Bill	One nightmare, coming up!
Soos	Nightmare? Hope it's not that British dog man I'm always dreaming about...
	The British dog man appears in front of Soos.
British dog man	'Ello, 'ello, 'ello! Who's crike for a stick in the pudding? (Pokes Soos with his cane)
Soos	(Screams) It's everything I've ever feared!
Bill	You! (Strikes a nightmare to Mabel)
	Mabel becomes green and ugly. Her voice also changes low and slow.
Mabel	(Screams) My cuteness! (In a low voice:) What did you do to my cuteness!
Bill	You're next!
Craz	Cool! We're next!
	Craz dances with Xyler but they both gets knocked out by Bill's beam. They burn and vanish.
Mabel	(In a low voice:) My dream boys!
Bill	And now to finish you all once in for all!
Mabel and Soos	No, no!
Dipper	(Flies in) Hey! Bill!
Bill	WHAT?!
Dipper	Nice bow tie! (Makes a hole in Bill with laser from his eyes)
Bill	(Screams)
Mabel	(In a low voice:) Dipper!
Soos	Dude!
Dipper	Guys! I just learned that you can conjure whatever you can conceive in Grunkle Stan's mindscape!
Mabel	(In a low voice:) Huh?
Dipper	Just think of cool fighting stuff and it will happen. Like this! (Gets rid of the British dog man with laser)
Soos	Ha ha, he's dead now.
Bill	What? Who told you that! Don't listen to him!
Mabel	We can do anything? (Comes back to normal, along with her voice) Like have kittens for fists? (Her fists becomes kittens; as she shoots them at Bill:) Po-pow! P-p-pow! Pow!
	The kitten fists stick on Bill.
Bill	(Screams)
Mabel	(The kittens on her hands start licking her; laughs) Well hello, friends!
Soos	Anything, huh? Soos love stomach beam stare! (Shoots a question mark from stomach and knocks Bill off)
Bill	(Covers his hole) Enough games! (Shoots laser from his eye)
Mabel	Hamster ball shields activate! (Creates a hamster ball around herself)
Soos and Dipper	Activate! (Creates a hamster ball around themselves)
	The laser gets reflected by the hamster ball and hits Bill in the eye.
Bill	AH! Oh my eye! AAH!
	Mabel, Dipper and Soos' hamster ball breaks.
Mabel	Rise, Xyler! Rise, Craz!
	Xyler and Craz rises from her back with musical instruments. They start to play synthesized music.
Bill	No! Synthesized music! It hurts!
Dipper	And now to imagine your worst nightmare! A portal out of Stan's mind!
Mabel	(Singing:) Out of Stan's mi-ind!
Dipper	Mabel! Everyone, together!
	The gang all starts to imagine. A hole below Bill appears.
Bill	No, no, no! Enough! (Makes everything white. He becomes yellow again) You know, I've been impressed with you guys. You are more clever than you look. Especially the fat one.
Soos	(Pokes Mabel; in a whisper:) He's talking about you!
Bill	So I'm gonna let you kids off the hook. You might come in handy later. BUT KNOW THIS: A darkness approaches. A day will come in the future when everything you care about will change! Until then I'll be watching you! I'LL BE WATCHING YOU... (Bill disappears, his words echoing)
Dipper	He's gone! we did it! (Gang cheers and then they begin to disappear) Stan must be waking up.
Mabel	(To Xyler and Craz:) Will I ever see you guys again?
Craz	In your dreams.
Xyler	Good one, bro. Good one.
	The gang wakes up in the living room, shouting in surprise.
Mabel	We did it!
Stan	What? Did what? What are you all doing here? And why was I dreaming of two brightly colored and radical young men?
Dipper	Grunkle Stan! You're okay! (Hugs Stan)
Stan	What is this, a hug?
Dipper	Nope! It's a choke hold. (Chokes Stan)
	Mabel and Soos laughs. Dipper stops choking Stan.
Stan	(Chuckles) Not bad, kid. Not bad.
Mabel	I'm just glad Gideon didn't get into the safe. I really love this old shack.
Soos	Group hug! (Pause) No? I never know the right time!
	The Shack starts to shake.
Dipper	Hey, do you guys feel...?
	An explosion happens behind the sofa.
Gideon	Oh, I'm sorry, Pines family. Did I wake you?
Dipper	But.. we defeated Bill!
Gideon	Bill failed me! So I switched to plan B: dynamite!
Stan	What? Bill? Who? What are you guys talking about?
Gideon	Spoiler alert, Stanford! I've got the deed! (Shows the family the deed) The Mystery Shack belongs to me! So get out of my property! (By a handheld transceiver:) Daddy? Bring it around the front.
Dipper	Don't worry, guys! It's just part of the dream! We're gonna wake up any second now! Right? Right?
	Bud Gleeful drives a crane with a wrecking ball to the shack and smashes the Mystery Shack's sign.
All	(Screams)
Soos	Someone pinch me, dude...
	The broken sign falls in front of the gang.
	Cut to end credit, slowed down in a Twins Peaks style. It says: To Be Continued...