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The episode begins with Soos and Wendy preparing for a party. Mabel and Dipper are sitting on a couch.
Dipper Oh no, Mabel. I-I don't feel so good. I-BBBBLLLAAAA! (Sprays Silly String at Mabel)
Mabel Ohhh, Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us? BBBBBLLLAAAA! (Sprays Silly String at Dipper)
Dipper BBBBLLLAAAA! (Sprays silly string)
Mabel BBBBLLLAAAA! (Sprays silly string)
Dipper BBBBLLLAAA! (Grins and continues spraying Silly String)
Mabel Hahaha, barfing!
Wendy (runs up) Guys, Guys, stop! Something terrible just happened!
Dipper and Mabel (stare at Wendy)
Wendy BBBBLLLAAAA! (Sprays Silly String at the twins. They all laugh hysterically.)
      Mabel (throws confetti) Comedy gold!
Stan (takes Silly String cans) Alright, alright! Party supplies are now off-limits.
Soos Mr. Pines, whose birthday is it again?
Stan Nobody's. I thought this party might be a good way to get kids to spend money at the Shack. (Unrolls a "Pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey game")
Soos Nice!
Stan The young people of this town want fun, I'll smother 'em with fun!
Dipper (Pouring Mabel some Diet Pitt Peach Soda) Maybe comments like that are why kids don't go to the Mystery Shack.
      Stan Hey, hey! Hows about you make yourself useful and copier these flyers? (Shows Dipper and Mabel a flyer)
Mabel Oh boy, a trip to the copier store!
Soos Calendars, mugs, t-shirts and more! They got it all at the copier store! That's not their slogan, I just really feel that way about the copier store.
Stan Save the trouble. You know the old copier in my office? I finally fixed the girl up! Good as new!
Dipper and Mabel are in Stan's office. They pull the blanket off the old, busted up copier machine. Several moths fly around it.
Mabel Butterflies!
     Dipper (Lifts the lid up) Does it even work?
Dipper presses a button, then rests his arm on the machine. It turns on, and creates a copy of his arm. Mabel picks up the paper.
     Mabel Success! (drops it) Whoah!
The picture of Dipper's arm comes to life.
Mabel and    Dipper (frightened) AH!
Dipper Stay back! (throws Mabel's soda at the arm, disintegrating it) Oh my gosh! Mabel, I think this copier can copy human beings!
      Mabel Do you realize what this means? BBBBLLLAAAA!! (Sprays Silly String at her brother)
Cuts to theme song.
Stan address Soos, Wendy, Mabel, and Dipper who are standing side-by-side.
Stan Alright party people...and Dipper. Let's talk business. Soos, because you'll work for free, and you begged, I'm letting you be DJ.
     Soos You won't regret it, Mr. Pines. I got this book to teach me how to DJ R-R-Right! (Holds up book)
Stan Not encouraging. Wendy, you and Mabel are working the ticket stand.
        Mabel What! But Grunkle Stan, this party is my chance to make new friends!
Dipper Oh my gosh! Mabel, I think this copier can copy human beings!
Mabel Do you realize what this means? BBBBLLLAAAA!! (Sprays Silly String at her brother)
       Dipper I-I could work with Wendy.
       Stan (rolling eyes) You realize if you do, you gotta commit to staying at the ticket stand with Wendy, no getting out of it, just the two of you, alone, all night.
Dipper (watches Wendy spray Soos' belly with Silly String) I promise.
Dipper is in his room, standing in front of mirror and fixing a tie to look presentable. He turns to get some spray. When he looks at the mirror again, he discovers Mabel is standing there.
Dipper AH! What?
Mabel (pretending to be Dipper:) Uh, uh, I could work the counter with Wendy. Let's kiss! (pretends to kiss someone)
Dipper Yeah, yeah. Laugh all you want, but I devised a plan to make sure my night with Wendy goes perfect. (makes clicking noise)
Mabel Plan? Oh, you're not making one of those overcomplicated listy things, are you?
Dipper Psh. Over complicated? Let me just (unfolds a huge list) alright, fold that there, kay. Step 1: Getting to know each with playful banter. Banter is like talking but smarter.
     Mabel That sounds like a dumb idea for poopheads.
Dipper Yeah, see this isn't banter. This is what I want to avoid with Wendy. The final step is to ask her to dance.
Dipper begins to imagine a taller version of himself and Wendy dancing.
Wendy Oh Dipper! I'm so happy you decided to work the ticket stand with me. You're so organized. Show me that checklist again.
Dipper  (Pulls out Checklist from pocket)
Wendy Oh!
Fantasy ends.
Dipper If I follow steps 1 through 11, nothing can get in my way!
       Mabel Dipper, you're the one getting in your way. Why can't you just walk up and talk to her like a normal person?
Dipper

Step 9, sister! (Points to Step 9, which is "talk to her like a normal person")

Mabel (Sighs)
The party begins. Stan walks over to Mabel.
Stan

(Singing:) Yadda dee, yada doo, yada doo. (Talking:) Can your uncle throw a party or what?

      Soos

The energy, it's electric! Uhh, lightning, (presses buttons on sound FX machine, making various noises) lightning, lightning, lightning.

Stan And if anyone wants to leave, I'm charging an exit fee of 15 bucks!
Nate (counting money with Lee) We've only got 13!
Lee We're trapped!
Lee and Nate (pound on window)
Outside, Wendy and Dipper are working at the ticket station.
        Dipper (To himself:) Step 1: Casual banter. (To Wendy:) So here's a casual question! (coughs) What's your favorite type of snack food?
Wendy Oh man! I can't just pick one!
Dipper No way! Mine too!
Wendy Wait, what?
Dipper Uhh...I mean...I mean...(stuffs a bunch of popcorn in his mouth. to himself:) New topic! New topic! (coughs)
Mabel is dancing at the party
     Mabel Go, go! Work it, work it! (sits down next to Grenda. Opens a plastic water bottle and drinks some. She sees Grenda's lizard.) Wow! You've got an animal on your body! I'm Mabel.
     Grenda Hi, I'm Grenda.(gestures to Candy, in the chair next to her) This is Candy.
       Candy (Waves to Mabel. There are forks taped on her fingers)
Mabel Why do have forks taped to your fingers?
Candy Why do have forks taped to your fingers?
Candy (Puts her hand into Grenda's bowl of popcorn. When she pulls it out each finger has some popcorn on it) Improvement of human being.
Candy and Grenda (Watch Grenda's lizard eat some popcorn. They laugh)
Mabel I've found my people.
Soos Remember dudes, (reading from book) who ever, um, party hardies, what? Gets the party crown! (holds up crown) Most applause at the end of the night wins!
Grenda and Candy Wow!
Pacifica Northwest and her friends walk up to Soos.
Pacifica Party crown? I'll take that! Thank you very much!
Mabel Whose that?
Candy The most popular girl in town, Pacifica Northwest.
Grenda I always feel bad about myself around her.
Soos I can't just give the crown. It's sort of a competition thing.
    Pacifica (laughs and picks up microphone) Honestly, whose gonna compete against me? Fork girl? Lizard Lady? (laughs)
Grenda Hold me, Candy! (hugs Candy)
Candy Our kind isn't welcome here!
Mabel (walks determidly over to Soos. Pops up from behind table. Happily:) Hey, I'll compete!
         Candy and Grenda (gasp)
Mabel (to Pacifica) I'm Mabel.
Pacifica That sounds like a fat old lady's name.
Mabel I'll take that as a complement!
Pacifica May the better partier win.
Pacifica and her friends menacingly walk away.
Mabel (To Pacifica) Nice meeting you! (To Grenda and Candy) She's going down.
Wendy looks at the party through a window.
Wendy Woah! Sounds like the party's getting nuts.
Soos Let the battle for the party crown begin! Mabel comes out strong! Watch out Pacifica!
Wendy I gotta get in there. Cover for me?
Dipper Umm...well I, um
Wendy Thanks man!
Wendy goes inside and starts dancing.
Dipper I'll be back shortly! Sure Stan won't mind if I'm gone for a few minutes.
Stan (grabs Dipper by the back of his shirt) What are you doing, kid? These suckers aren't gonna rip themselves off!
Kid Yeah!
Stan You promised, remember?
Dipper I did?
Stan plays a tape recording of Dipper promising. He then walks off.
Wendy Woo-hoo-hoo!
Dipper If only I could be in two places at once. (Get's an idea & smiles)
Dipper goes into Stan's office and lays down on the copier machine. He presses the copy button.
Dipper I wonder if this is a good idea.
Dipper is copied. The paper with the copy of him falls to the ground. It ripples, and the Dipper clone comes to life.
Dipper Woah! I have a really big head.
Dipper and Clone So, uh... (Chuckle) sorry, you first. Stop copying me!
They both laugh. The clone tries to slap his leg but he hits a filing cabinet.
Clone Ow, ow! Funny bone.
Dipper writes the number 2 on the clone's head.
Dipper I will call you, number 2.
Number 2 Definitely not. You know a name I've always wanted?
Dipper and Number 2 Tyrone?
Dipper Okay, Tyrone. Let's get down to business. I'm thinking you cover me at the ticket stand, while I ask Wendy to dance.
Tyrone I know the plan, buddy.
They both out the large sheet containing Dipper's plan. Dipper suspiciously looks at Tyrone and backs away from him.
Dipper Hey, were not gonna get jealous and turn on each other like the clones in the movies, are we?
Tyrone Dipper, please. This is you we're talking about. Plus, hey! (He snaps his fingers) You can always just disintegrate with me with water.
Dipper and Tyrone Yeeah...Yeeeeah!
Tyrone mans the ticket station while Dipper is inside. They give each other the thumbs up. Dipper then walks over to Wendy.
Dipper Great news, Wendy! I got someone to cover the concessions for me!
Wendy That's awesome. You can hang out with me and Robbie. Robbie you remember Dipper from the convience store, right?
Robbie Uh, no. Yo, Wendy, check out my new guitar. (Plays guitar)
Wendy Woah, cool!
Dipper gasps and then imagines Robbie and Wendy dancing.
Wendy Robbie, you're a stupid, arrogant fraud. But kiss me anyway because you can play guitar. Oh wait, I forgot something. (She walks over and punches Dipper) Let's get married tonight! (Back in the real world, Dipper's phone rings.)
Tyrone Hey buddy it's me, you. I just had the same jealousy fantasy.
Dipper We got to get rid of Robbie if I ever want to dance with Wendy!
Wendy Hey, Dipper! We're gonna go sit on the couch! Meet us when you're done.
Dipper Oh no! They're sitting on the couch! We gotta think of something quick! I got an idea!
Tyrone I got the same one. But we're gonna need some help.
Dipper creates another clone. He writes the number 3 on the clone's hat.
Dipper And that's were you come in, number 3.
Number 3 But what if Robbie catches me? I'll be all alone.
Tyrone Yeah, me makes a good point.
Dipper Okay, one more. Good point. Four Dippers. This is a four Dipper plan.
Dipper makes another copy of himself, but the copy machine jams.
Tyrone Uh-oh, paper jam.
Tyrone pulls the jammed paper out of the machine. The paper then ripples and a paper jam version of Dipper becomes alive.
Paper Jam Dipper (While Tyrone screams) NANANANANA-NAAAAA-NAAAAA. AAXUXAASSUAA-AAAA.
Number 3 C'mon, you're not gonna make me partner up with him, are you?
Tyrone (To Number 3) SSSHH! Don't be rude. (To Paper Jam Dipper) Hey, buddy hey. It's okay.
Paper Jam Dipper AAAA-KKKKKKKXXX-KKKKXXX-A.
Dipper Okay. Just one more clone.
Pacifica is on a stage, singing.
Pacifica (Singing) Always means forever. ALWAAAAAYYYSS! (Whispering) Forever.
Grenda I used to sing like that, before my voice changed.
Soos Pacifica pulls ahead!
Pacifica Try and top that! (She hands Mabel the microphone). Oh, Grenda. By the way, you sound like a professional wrestler.
Grenda I wanna put her in a headlock, and make her feel pain!
Mabel It's not over 'til it's over, sisters! Watch this.
Mabel runs onto the stage.
Mabel Soos! Give me the 80s-ist, crowd pleasing-ist, rock battle-y-ist song you got! (Soos puts on Don't Start Un-Believing). Excellent. (Singing) Don't stop un-believing! Never don't not feel your feelings! (crowed cheers. She spins microphone, talking) I'm gonna do a flip! (falls down on face) That was for you guys!
Everyone cheers except Pacifica, and Dipper whispers something in Soos' ear.
Soos Dudes, would the owner of a silver and red dirt bike please report outside. It is being stolen right now.
Robbie Wait, WHAT!
Clones 3 and 4 ride Robbie's bike away from the shack & laugh. Robbie chases after them.
Robbie Hey, come back here!
Dipper Oh, tough break. I wonder who those guys are who aren't me because I'm right here. (Wendy looks at Dipper)
Soos Now we're gonna bring it down for a minute. Ladies, dudes, now's the time.
Wendy Oh snap, I love this song. (Sawys her head)
Mabel (Runs over to Dipper) Hey goofus, now's your chance to ask Wen-(Dipper covers Mabel's mouth. They move away from Wendy) Now's your chance to ask Wendy to dance! C'mon! Go!
Dipper Ok, ok. (Struggles to go over) I-uh, (Runs away) Uh, I'll be right back!
Tyrone and Dipper are in the attic
Tyrone Oh, I agree. You can't just go and dance with her.
Dipper The dance floor is a minefield, a minefield, Tyrone.
Tyrone What if there's a glitch in the sound system?
Dipper Stan might get in the way.
Tyrone Robbie might come back.
Dipper There's too many variables. We need help.
Dipper makes 6 more clones of himself.
Dipper Alright, Dippers! Gather round! Now's the time! You all clear on want to do?
The clones nod and leave the attic. Number 10 walks up the Soos.
Number 10 Hey, Soos, look! A glowing dot!
Soos Oh man, I'm so glad I turned my head. That dot does not disappoint.
While Soos is distracted, number 10 puts in a disc labled "Wendy Mix". The rest of the clones do their jobs as well. Number 8, who is sitting above the party, puts a dollar on a fishing rod and dangles it in front of Stan.
Stan Right, like I'm gonna fall for that. (He tries to grab the money) Give me that... money!
While Stan is distracted, Number 6 rings a bell.
Tyrone There's your cue. It's the perfect moment to ask Wendy to dance. Good luck, me!
Dipper I don't need luck. I have a plan.
Dipper leaves the attic and sees Wendy is in a hallway.
Dipper AH!
Wendy Oh hey, man. What's up?
Dipper W-What are you doing here? I mean, wouldn't you rather be out on the dance floor, (looks at watch) uh, in like exactly 42 seconds.
Wendy I'm just waiting for the bathroom.
Dipper Um, uh, okay. (Pulls out his list) (To himself) Small talk, small talk, small talk!
Wendy So hey, let's say everyone at this party gets stuck on a desert island. Who do you think the leader would be?
Dipper I, uh...
Wendy I think I'd go with this lunatic. (She points at a sweaty man dancing)
Dipper Ha,ha,ha. (Puts list away) I'd probably go for Stretch over there, uh, because tall people can reach coconuts.
Wendy Speaking of tall, wanna see something? (She pulls out a picture) Those are my brothers, and I'm, boooop.
Dipper Ha, you were a freak! (Cover's mouth)
Wendy Yep
Dipper You know, kids used to make fun of my birthmark before I started hiding it all the time.
Wendy Birthmark?
Dipper Uh, no! It's nothing! I-I was-I wa-. Why did I say that?
Wendy No way, dude! Now you have to show me. Show me, show me! (Dipper reveals his birthmark) The Big Dipper! That's how you got your nickname! I thought your parents just hated you or something. Hey, I guess we're both freaks. (They cling cups & laugh) Wait here?
Dipper Of course. (Wendy leaves)
Tyrone Hey! What are you doing up here? Number 10 has been distracting Soos for 15 minutes, he's gonna get tired of that dot eventually.
Soos Never!
Dipper You won't believe it guys! I bumped into Wendy accidentally and things are actually going great!
Tyrone That's nice. But not the plan. Do we have to remind you?
The clones reads a rule from the list
Dipper Oh man, you guys sound crazy. Look, maybe we don't need the plan anymore, you know? Maybe I could just go talk to her like a normal person.
Number 5 (The clones gasp and disagree) If you're not gonna stick to the plan, maybe you shouldn't be the Dipper to dance with Wendy.
Dipper (The clones agree with 5) Guys, c'mon. We said we weren't gonna turn on each other.
Tyrone I think we all knew we were lying.
Dipper (They attack Dipper) No, no, hey, hey! The clones drag Dipper away. AAAAAH!
The clones throw Dipper in a closet.
Dipper No, wait! (Closes door) (Sarcastically) Ahh, I can't breath in here!
Tyrone Yes you can! Plus there's snacks and a coloring book in there for you. (Groans)  Dipper angrily eats the food.
Tyrone Okay, now that original Dipper or "Dipper Classic" is no longer fit for it, I nominate myself to dance with Wendy instead. I've been around the longest, so it should be me. Right? I mean logically, logically guys.
Number 10 Fair point, fair point. Counterpoint, maybe I should get to dance with Wendy because I've been around her the least.
Number 5 That makes, like, zero sense.
Number 10 (Pushes number 5) You make zero sense!
Number 5 (Shoves number 10) Watch it!
Number 6 (Shoves number 5) Don't shove people!
Paper Jam Dipper NANANANANA-AAAAAAA.
Tyrone Hey, you want some cheese and crackers, buddy?
Paper Jam Dipper KKSSKSKSS.
Tyrone (To Paper Jam Dipper) Yikes. (To the clones) Hey, guys, what would you do if you were trapped in a closet.
Clones Break out. (Looks at closet to see that it's open)
Tyrone gives himself a facepalm. Then it shows Dipper running down the stairs toward the dance floor.
Dipper WEN-. Number 5 covers his mouth and drags him back to the other clones.
Tyrone C'mon, man. Give it up. You're overpowered.
Dipper Hold on guys, think about it. We're exact equals mentally and physcially. If we start fighting, it'll just go on for infnity.
As the clones think about, Dipper punches Tyrone. The clones stare. (Akward pause)
Number 9 CLONE FIGHT! The clones start fighting each other. Number 5 jumps on Dipper and starts slapping him.
Number 5 Quit hitting myself, quit hitting myself! Number 8 tackles Number 5.
Tyrone Numbers 5 and 8 hold Tyrone back as 10 slaps him in the stomach. Guys guys, c'mon its me. As the clones fight, Dipper crawls through the crowd and nearly gets away. They notice Dipper and the fight stops.
Number 10 Hey! Classic Dipper is getting away!
Dipper No friends, it's me, Number 7. The clones stare at the real Number 7.
Number 7 That's not me guys, that's not me! (The fake #7 mark on Dipper's hat peels off)
Number 9 Get him!
The clones march toward Dipper cornering him & Dipper backs away from them.
Dipper Stay back, stay back!
Dipper fires a party popper, causing the fire alarm sprinkers to turn on. Paper Jam Dipper and the clones start to melt.
Clones Boo! C'mon, lame! This stinks! Boo!
Paper Jam Dipper NANANANANANA-KSCKSKSSOSKS
Dipper Huh, how 'bout that. He notices Tyrone standing behind him.
Tyrone You!
Dipper

Uh-oh.

Cut to the party room. Mabel is doing the worm
Soos One more song, dudes, and then it's time for the bestowing of the party crown. It's gonna be the -- (plays an explosion sound with the keyboard) Nailed it.
Mabel Pacifica, I just wanna say that whoever wins, it's been a super fun party.
Pacifica Tsk. Awwww, it thinks it's gonna win. Hey, did you hear that? People clapping for the weird girls? Yeah, me neither.
Switch back to Dipper and Tyrone fighting.
Tyrone Say it! Say it that I dance with Wendy.
Dipper

Never! (They hear Wendy laughing and stop fighting) They both say : Wendy?

Wendy (Laugh) Robbie! Shut up!
Dipper and Tyrone (Sigh) We blown it man.
Both sit down.
Tyrone I don't know, want to go have a can of soda or something? (They both smile)
Cut to the party room.
Soos Let the party crown voting commence! (plays bell sound)
Pacifica Good luck Mabel.
Soos Applaud to vote for Mabel.
The crowd applaud loudly
Soos Let's check the applause meter. Oh, oh, very good.
Mabel smiles.
Soos For the next contestant: Pacifica.
The crowd applauds quietly, but Pacifica looks at them angrily. The crowd applauds louder,
Soos Uh-oh, a tie! This is like, never happen before.
Pacifica bribes Old Man McGucket to applaud for her.
Soos Ladys and gentlemen, we-we have a winner. (Disapointed) The winner of the contest, is Pacifica Northwest.
Soos gives Pacifica the crown
Pacifica Thank you Jorge. Thank you everyone! Everyone comes to the afterparty at my parents boat! Woo-hoo!
Pacifica's friend Pacifica! Pacifica! Pacifica!
Mabel (talk to Grenda and Candy) Sorry I let you guys down. I understand if you want to leave.
Candy But then, we will miss the sleepover.
Mabel The what?
Grenda We want to call our mom's and see if we can sleep over here with you. You like a total rock star!
Candy I have magazine boys.
Mabel Really, you guys!
Candy Maybe we don't have as many friend as Pacifica, but we have each other, and that is pretty good I think.
Mabel (talk to Soos) Soos, play another song, this thing going all night!
Soos We heard you hambone.
Soos plays the music and the girls dance.
Mabel This is it! This is it!
Cut to the roof, Dipper and Tyrone are passing cans of soda.
Tyrone Some nights huh?
There is a shooting star on the sky. Dipper and Tyrone open the cans.
Dipper You think we even have a chance with Wendy? I mean she's 15, we're 12.
Tyrone I don't know man, I hope so, but we making zero progress the way we're doing it. The only good conversation you had with her is when you didn't do anything in that list stuff.
Dipper I know, Mabel was right, I do get in my way.
Dipper and Tyrone Literally!
Tyrone Wow! (makes an explosion sound).
Dipper and Tyrone cheer and drink the soda.
Tyrone (his stomach melts) Oh-boy, don't look now.
Dipper Tyrone!
Tyrone It's ok dude, I had a good run. Remember what we talked about.
Dipper Uh-uh, of course.
Tyrone Hey, and quit being such a wimp around Wendy ok, for my sake...(Tyrone melts completely)
Dipper Tyrone! You're the only one who understood.
Dipper pours soda on Tyrone and drinks the rest. Then Dipper goes to the front door and looks at the window. Stan is counting money, Soos is playing music and the girls are dancing. Dipper rips off the list and goes inside the sack.
Mabel Dipper! Where have you been? Meet my girlfriends!
End credits.
Soos try to find the thunder sound on the keyboard by pressing the keys one by one.
Soos Found it.

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