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Revision as of 19:36, 13 October 2015
This is a transcribed copy for the episode "Dipper and Mabel vs. the Future." Feel free to edit or add to this page as long as the information comes directly from the episode. |
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Episode opens with Dipper sleeping. | |
Dipper Pines | (screams) |
Mabel Pines | (as Mr. Upside-Downington:) Mornin', Dipper. Guess who! |
Dipper | Oh, what joy. If it isn't Mr. Upside-Downington. How long's it been? Third grade, maybe? |
Mabel | (as Mr. Upside-Downington:) That's right. And I'm here to deliver you an upside-downington-tastic message! |
Dipper | Is it the message that we're getting too old for this sort of thing? |
Mabel | Um, kinda, actually. It's that we are exactly one week away from our 13th birthday! |
Dipper | Woah! Are our birthdays coming up already? (gasps) Soon we're gonna be actual teenagers! |
Mabel | Finally! I can stop reading preteen magazines and start reading post-preteen magazines. |
Dipper | PG-13 movies, here I come! |
Mabel | And just one more year until high school. High school, Dipper! Where girls become women and they teach us stuff about...(turns Dipper around and whispers) You know what. |
Dipper | Trigonometry? |
Mabel | Oh yeah, baby! |
Grunkle Stan and Soos enter. | |
Stan | That's not the only good news coming up! In one week my senior citizen's ponytail kit is coming in the mail. I'm--I'm kinda going through some things. |
Soos | In one week, my grandma is finally letting me eat crackers on my bed. The future is coming for us all, dudes. |
Stan | The future. |
Dipper | The future! |
Mabel | The future! |
Dipper | (laughs) I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously with that face on your chin. |
Mabel | (as Mr. Upside-Downington:) What face, Dipper? |
Dipper | You're--You're doing the voice so you obviously know what I'm talking about-- |
Mabel | (as Mr. Upside-Downington:) Bi bon't bou bhat bou're balking about. (Dipper and Mabel laugh) |
Dipper | There is something wrong with you. |
Mabel | There's something wrong with both of us. |
Cut to theme song. | |
Scene changes to Mystery Shack main room | |
Mabel | Alright, party planners. In one week we become teenagers, and our summer vacation winds to an end. So we need to throw the greatest party of all time! I'm talking pinata's with tinier pinatas inside. |
Soos | Boom, dreams comin' true. (Pours little pinatas into a pinata) |
Mabel | I'm talking inviting everyone in town. Let's see, where do we stand with the gnomes? |
Stan | Not so fast, goofus and girl goofus. (Walks into the room) After that zombie incident, no one's throwing another party at my house. I keep finding little bits of the undead in the couch cushions. |
Mabel | But Grunkle Stan, we need some roof to raise. |
Soos | Dude, you could rent out the Gravity Falls High School gym, and have your party there. That place is empty, all summer long. |
Mabel | The gym's a great idea, Soos. To the high school! |
The entire house quakes, startling everyone. | |
Ford | Dipper, my face is on fire! |
Dipper | I'll just be a sec. |
Cut to Ford's Room | |
Dipper | Great Uncle Ford, are you ok? |
Ford | Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly. |
Dipper | But your face is on fire. |
Ford | Yes, it's much faster than shaving. Now, listen Dipper, I have a very important mission, and you are the only one who can help me. (Pulls out the rift) Remember the rift in dimensional space-time I showed you? (Rift cracks) It's cracking. This is what Bill has been waiting for. If it breaks, it will cause reality as we know it to completely unravel. A hypothetical and catastrophic event I call Weirdmageddon. |
Shocked Music | |
Ford | Bill is out there, and he'd use any trick, from deception to outright possession to make this happen. But for the sake of humanity, we mustn't let him. |
Dipper | What do we do? |
Ford | We patch the rift. I'll explain on the way. |
Dipper | Wait, what about Mabel? |
Mabel enters | |
Mabel | It's ok, Dipper. You should totally go with Grunkle Ford to save the world or whatever. |
Dipper | Are you sure? |
Mabel | We're going to be doing birthday junk all week. Plus, I packed us walky-talkies. Here's one for my party mission, and one for your smarty mission. |
Twins laugh | |
Ford | (Clears throat) I did mention that the fate of the universe is at stake, didn't I? Hurry, we haven't much time. (Leaves) |
Dipper | Ok Dipper. It's your first big mission with Ford. A chance to prove yourself. Don't mess this up. (Runs and hits the wall) Ow! Ah, (Laughs) I'm alright. Heh heh. (Runs out and crashes) Ahh! |
Scene change to Gravity Falls High School | |
Mabel | Wow Soos, I thought you said this place was empty. |
Wendy | My dawgs, what up? |
Mabel | Wendy, what are you doing here? |
Wendy | Ugh, high school registration. |