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"Well, I don't see what the big fuss is! Everyone's entitled to their opinions, and Silas is no different. Why, I remember when everyone was worried that "Hula Hoops" were going to turn our children into Communists. But we only had to report 3 children!" |
Darla Laudanum was a housewife living in Orchard Lake, Kansas.
History[]
Darla was living in the town of Orchard Lake, Kansas when the recently deceased con man Silas Birchtree returned to spread his acquired knowledge about Bill Cipher (who in reality had taken control of Silas's dead body), that would lead to the creation of Ciphertology and renaming of the town to BillVille.
She was one of 4 townsfolk who was interviewed about Silas and Ciphertology for "The Orchard Lake Cornhusk" newspaper. In her opinion, she doesn't see what the fuss about the cult is, believing everyone is entitled to their own opinions. She compares the worries of Ciphertology to those of worries people had about the Hula Hoop turning children into communists.
Personality[]
Darla is a woman who believes in people having a right to their own opinion and open minded to new ideas. She also refutes the idea that communion can occur in children due to usage of hula hoops.
Appearance[]
Darla has curly dark hair, wears lipstick, a necklace and a dress of 1950s era type.
Relationships[]
Darla is a housewife, implying she is married and likely has children of her own.