NOTE: Old Man McGucket is the only one actually present at all times. All other speakers speak only on the TV, and are part of clips from previous episodes. When another character is talking or appears, assume that the focus has cut from McGucket to the screen, and when McGucket is talking, unless specified otherwise, assume that the focus is back on him.
Western [sic] Manotaur. (Cut to a clip of Manotaurs cheering, with one holding another in a headlock and punching him in the face. Cut back to McGucket) Possum Sanskrit. You name it. (Cut to a clip of him dancing next to a banjo on a rocking chair. Cut back) I can't make no sense of it.