Baby Fights is a live television show Stan Pines likes to watch, which shows babies fighting in a crib with a wire mesh. There are usually captions to translate the babbling of the babies, who are sometimes pressured to fight by getting poked with a stick.
In "Carpet Diem," while Grunkle Stan was switching through all channels on the TV, this was one of the shows he saw.
The logo of Baby Fights is sometimes "BABY" spelled out of cubes and "FIGHTS" written in 3-D below and sometimes "BABY FIGHTS" written in steel.
- 116. "Carpet Diem"
- PinesQuest (pictured)