This is a transcribed copy for the episode "6-18." Feel free to edit or add to this page as long as the information comes directly from the episode.
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NOTE: McGucket is the only one actually present at all times. All other speakers speak only on the TV, and are part of clips from previous episodes. When another character is talking or appears, assume that the focus has cut from McGucket to the screen, and when McGucket is talking, unless specified otherwise, assume that the focus is back on him.
(Offscreen, as the TV cuts to each place he lists:) At the Mystery Shack, in prison, at the cash register. (Cut back to McGucket; worriedly:) But what does it mean? What does it mean?
(Cutting back and forth between scenes on the TV and him as he speaks) I got to figuring: the only thing that makes sense: it's a clue from a creature in another dimension, that we're all just drawings on a page!
Dipper and Mabel
(Screen is cut in half, as the clips are from two different episodes) Everything is different now.
Cut between McGucket, who is laughing, and the TV, which shows various characters laughing.