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[[File:BrandonRhea.png]][[File:BrandonRhea2.png]] I moaned as Brandon Rhea grabbed my waist and pushed me up against the wall, kissing me with his soft, silky lips. "Oh Brandon!", I exclaimed as he pulled down my shirt and started caressing my breasts, being sure to give my small tender nipples a good licking. "You've been very naughty girl", he said as he spanked my tight petite ass five times, each spank harder than the last, "Yes daddy, I am a naughty girl!", I exclaimed, becoming wetter and wetter after every spank. He gave my ass one final slap and picked me up in his strong arms, carrying me to his large bed, laying me down, and removing my short skirt and bra. He then unbuttoned his shirt, revealing his glistening abs with beads of sweat running down them.<br><br>As I sat up he started caressing the back of my neck, sending shivers up and down my spine as he progressed downwards, past my chest and stomach towards my soaking wet vagina. His warm tongue inside my lady cave was a feeling I will never forget, one so wonderful that it is impossible to explain. "Brandon! I'm g-going t-to CUM!", I exclaimed, he quickened his pace but stopped right before I came. "Did you really think I was going to let you cum already?" he said with an evil smile. At that moment I decided that I was going to take control, I pushed him down on the bed, unbuttoned his khakis and pulled down his underwear, revealing the largest cock I had ever seen! My God! It had to be at least 12 inches! "Do you think it will fit?" I worriedly asked, "It has to, it's the only one I've got.", he replied. I slowly took a quarter of his monster sausage into my mouth, commanding every cell in my body to allow me to take more and more of his schlong deeper and deeper into my throat, with Brandon letting out little moans every time I was able to fit more and more of his penis down my throat. And then I did it, I fit the entire dick in my mouth, I started to bob my head up and down, bringing him closer to an orgasm every second, but stopping right before he was about to cum.<br><br>He grabbed me and pushed my face on the bed while saying, "I can't hold back anymore, I have to FUCK you right now!" He violently slid his giant penis into my sweet, pink, virgin pussy. It hurt so much, but I did it for Brandon! He grunted as I let out moan after moan after moan! "I can't hold back any longer! I'm gonna cum", he exclaimed, "Me too", I cried out. He thrust deeper and harder into me shooting his warm jizz deep inside me, but I didn't mind. I knew I wanted to father Brandon Rhea's child! I laid down, exhausted after having the most intense orgasm I had ever experienced. As I glanced over to the window I saw Brandon looking out of it, into the night sky. He said, "I don't expect you to understand, but somewhere, out there is a community, one that needs to be engaged", as he jumped out of the window and flew away.<br><br>I have not seen Brandon Rhea since that day, 7 years ago. But very rarely I will wake up in the middle of the night to the sounds of someone, or something flying away. Along with a note on my nightstand saying, "Your community has been engaged". [[Category:Shit]] [[Category:Get Fucked]] [[Category:Bitch]] [[Category:Niggerfaggot]] [[Category:Brandon Rhea is Sexy]] [[Category:Fanfiction]]
'''''{{PAGENAME}}''''' was a [[Gravity Falls special events|special]] ''[[Gravity Falls (TV series)|Gravity Falls]]'' [[Season 2|season 2]] marathon which aired twice on April 19, 2015. They included special segments that were written and directed by Scott Jones.<ref>{{cite web |title= Tweet Number 757780788607787008 |url= https://twitter.com/RuckusJones/status/757780788607787008 |author= Scott Jones |date= 26 July 2016|accessdate= 01 August 2016 |quote= @GravityWiki Awwww thanks for including Shop at Home with Mr. Mystery and Old Man McGucket's Conspiracy corner! (I wrote and directed those) |work= Twitter }}</ref>
 
 
==Synopsis==
 
During the marathon were segments during the commercials of each episode, titled "'Old Man' McGucket's Conspiracy Corner," in which a puppet [[Old Man McGucket]] talks about his conspiracy theories regarding the anomalies in [[Gravity Falls, Oregon]], as well as other observations he's made about the town. Some of these theories and observations are true, while others are either incorrect or unproven.
 
 
Apparently McGucket was only given a corner because they "don't trust him with a whole room." His "corner" consists only of real objects, with no cartoon animation. There is a bulletin board with various clues pinned on it, with red string connecting some of them together. Several of the clues were seen throughout the show, including:
 
* what appears to be a hand drawn map
 
* a note with "M052584" written on it (the "code" seen on McGucket's [[laptop]])
 
* a photograph of [[Dipper Pines|Dipper]] and [[Mabel Pines]] (seen in "[[Not What He Seems]]")
 
* a passport and fake IDs belonging to Stan
 
* the newspaper article "STAN PINES DEAD" with a large, red question mark drawn on it (seen in "Not What He Seems," but without the red question mark)
 
* two pages from [[Journal 3|''Journal 3'']]
 
* a photograph of [[Agent Powers]]
 
* a photograph of [[Agent Trigger]]
 
* the business card Agent Powers gave to Dipper (seen in "[[Scary-oke]]")
 
* a chart indicating seismic activity in Gravity Falls, Oregon.
 
* a photograph of Journal 3; pinned under it is rubber glove with six fingers (seen in multiple episodes)
 
* a picture of a silhouette with a white question mark on the face (seen in "[[Society of the Blind Eye]]")
 
* a ripped open bag of ice (seen on the [[Zodiac]])
 
* a drawing of a slice of pepperoni pizza surrounded by infinity symbols
 
* two photos of a stained glass window that has a triangle with an eye on it (seen in the attic of the [[Mystery Shack]])
 
* a photograph of a portrait of Stan Pines (seen in "Not What He Seems")
 
* an illustration of the [[Memory erasing gun]] (seen in "Society of the Blind Eye")
 
* a newspaper clipping about a wanted grifter (seen in "Not What He Seems")
 
* the code to open the secret door behind the [[vending machine]] (seen in "Not What He Seems")
 
* a "probability of failure" chart with a red arrow moving steeply upwards (seen in "Society of the Blind Eye")
 
* a picture of [[Sev'ral Timez]] (seen in "[[Boyz Crazy]]")
 
* a crinkled drawing of McGucket's hat
 
* a picture of Stan (as he appeared in a flashback in "[[Dreamscaperers]]")
 
* an Oregon postcard
 
 
Some of the segments can be found on the [http://video.disney.com Disney Video website].
 
 
==List of segments==
 
* "[[6-18]]"
 
* "[[Cryptograms (short)|Cryptograms]]"
 
* "[[Eyes]]"
 
* "[[Government Agency]]"
 
* "[[The Ice Man]]"
 
* "[[Laptop Code]]"
 
* "[[Medalions]]"
 
* "[[Relation Shipping]]"
 
* "[[Stan's Brother]]"
 
* "[[Triangles]]"
 
 
==Character revelations==
 
* McGucket's eyes are blue.
 
* McGucket has a television, which apparently talks to him.
 
* McGucket went shopping for buckets because a [[List of animals#Raccoons|raccoon]] ran off with his old one.
 
* McGucket stands on his head in order to get ideas.
 
* [[Ford Pines|Stanford Pines]] often spent time reading books.
 
* McGucket believes that the reflection of himself in the bucket he bathes in is actually his twin.
 
* McGucket can read "possum Sanskrit" and some form of western [[Manotaurs|Manotaur]] script.
 
* McGucket isn't interested in gossip.
 
 
==Referenced episodes==
 
Clips of various episodes appear throughout the segments, including:
 
* "[[Tourist Trapped]]"
 
* "[[The Legend of the Gobblewonker]]"
 
* "[[The Hand That Rocks the Mabel]]"
 
* "[[Dipper vs. Manliness]]"
 
* "[[Irrational Treasure]]"
 
* "[[The Time Traveler's Pig]]"
 
* "[[Bottomless Pit!]]"
 
* "[[The Deep End]]"
 
* "[[Carpet Diem]]"
 
* "Boyz Crazy"
 
* "[[Land Before Swine]]"
 
* "Dreamscaperers"
 
* "Scary-oke"
 
* "[[Into the Bunker]]"
 
* "[[The Golf War]]"
 
* "[[Sock Opera]]"
 
* "[[Soos and the Real Girl]]"
 
* "[[Little Gift Shop of Horrors]]"
 
* "Society of the Blind Eye"
 
* "[[Blendin's Game]]"
 
* "[[The Love God]]"
 
* "[[Northwest Mansion Mystery]]"
 
* "Not What He Seems"
 
 
{{Gallery}}
 
{{Reflist}}
 
{{Episodes}}
 
[[Category:Gravity Falls]]
 
[[Category:Specials]]
 

Revision as of 20:45, August 29, 2016

File:BrandonRhea.pngFile:BrandonRhea2.png I moaned as Brandon Rhea grabbed my waist and pushed me up against the wall, kissing me with his soft, silky lips. "Oh Brandon!", I exclaimed as he pulled down my shirt and started caressing my breasts, being sure to give my small tender nipples a good licking. "You've been very naughty girl", he said as he spanked my tight petite ass five times, each spank harder than the last, "Yes daddy, I am a naughty girl!", I exclaimed, becoming wetter and wetter after every spank. He gave my ass one final slap and picked me up in his strong arms, carrying me to his large bed, laying me down, and removing my short skirt and bra. He then unbuttoned his shirt, revealing his glistening abs with beads of sweat running down them.

As I sat up he started caressing the back of my neck, sending shivers up and down my spine as he progressed downwards, past my chest and stomach towards my soaking wet vagina. His warm tongue inside my lady cave was a feeling I will never forget, one so wonderful that it is impossible to explain. "Brandon! I'm g-going t-to CUM!", I exclaimed, he quickened his pace but stopped right before I came. "Did you really think I was going to let you cum already?" he said with an evil smile. At that moment I decided that I was going to take control, I pushed him down on the bed, unbuttoned his khakis and pulled down his underwear, revealing the largest cock I had ever seen! My God! It had to be at least 12 inches! "Do you think it will fit?" I worriedly asked, "It has to, it's the only one I've got.", he replied. I slowly took a quarter of his monster sausage into my mouth, commanding every cell in my body to allow me to take more and more of his schlong deeper and deeper into my throat, with Brandon letting out little moans every time I was able to fit more and more of his penis down my throat. And then I did it, I fit the entire dick in my mouth, I started to bob my head up and down, bringing him closer to an orgasm every second, but stopping right before he was about to cum.

He grabbed me and pushed my face on the bed while saying, "I can't hold back anymore, I have to FUCK you right now!" He violently slid his giant penis into my sweet, pink, virgin pussy. It hurt so much, but I did it for Brandon! He grunted as I let out moan after moan after moan! "I can't hold back any longer! I'm gonna cum", he exclaimed, "Me too", I cried out. He thrust deeper and harder into me shooting his warm jizz deep inside me, but I didn't mind. I knew I wanted to father Brandon Rhea's child! I laid down, exhausted after having the most intense orgasm I had ever experienced. As I glanced over to the window I saw Brandon looking out of it, into the night sky. He said, "I don't expect you to understand, but somewhere, out there is a community, one that needs to be engaged", as he jumped out of the window and flew away.

I have not seen Brandon Rhea since that day, 7 years ago. But very rarely I will wake up in the middle of the night to the sounds of someone, or something flying away. Along with a note on my nightstand saying, "Your community has been engaged".

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