Granted,but he eats all your food and you starve to death.
I wish for an axe.
Granted,but you don't know how to use it and chop your own head off.
I wish for OK KO to be renewed.
Granted, it ends up like spongebob
I wish for bill to be wished out of existence and NOT be replaced.
Granted,you have to die.
I wish for soap.
Granted, you slip on it and crack your skull.
I wish for it to be better.
Granted,you never said what "it" is,so a serial killer becomes 10X better at killing people.
I wish for a lake.
(Whooo!)
Granted, you find a ledgendary pokemon in it.
I wish for revival.
Granted, all your siblings die (unless you have none)
I wish to not be terrible at games
Granted,you now suck at everything else.
I wish for Superman to be my dad.
Granted, you get killed by his enemies.
I wish that a wish could be granted and not result in something dying.