Sock Opera - Definitely the second best episode! In this episode we got Bipper, Dipper possessed by Bill himself. Let me just say that Bill is absolutely wild, adorable, and irresistibly INSANE in this episode! He always has that wide grin, which plays my heartstrings every time! And we find out that he loves throwing himself down the stairs and stabbing his arms with forks. How charming! I just love men who look at the crazy, horrifying experiences in life, and say “Why don’t we make this FUN?!” Bill is definitely that, but with a cherry on top. We should go ride dragons and fight a bunch of monsters someday! I’m getting off-topic XD. Not only that, but my Billy is looking FI- INE in that black suit. Ooo la la! (Not Dipper though). And the fight scene at the end was awesome! Forget about all the puppet show stuff, that was never the good part.

The Last Mabelcorn - I KNOW I’m going to get hate for this, but hear me out! This episode was Bill, Bill, and MORE BILL!!!!! Not only did we get to experience a NIGHTMARE BY BILL (screaming in joy right now!), we also got the whole backstory between Ford and Bill! Like how AWESOME IS THAT?! We also got a lovely cutscene at the end of Bill as well (and Billy, your luscious eyelashes are adorable! Let me just say). And aside from the Bill stuff, we also got more Ford scenes, and we got an epic unicorn adventure quest with Mabel and the girls! It’s like My Little Pony, but if Friendship wasn’t magic and the girls have to beat up the ponies instead. Awesome subplot. Awesome episode as a whole: love it! Third place well deserved!

Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons - You’re probably all thinking why this is so high up on the list. The answer: I’m not exactly sure myself. But this is just that one episode I find myself watching over and over again. It’s filled with fun, fantasy, and adventure! And we get to see Dipper and Ford really bond in this episode. This one had some pretty funny jokes, and I just adore it so much for some unexplained reason. That’s why I put this at number 4.

Weirdmageddon part 1 - I have nothing to really say about this one, except that it’s just more Bill Cipher, and I can’t get enough of him!

Weirdmageddon part 2 - More Bill once again. And I thought the whole Mabel land concept was pretty funny. Also, it was touching to see Dipper and Mabel bond at the end. The best part of this episode was when Bill turned Mabel’s fantasy land, into MY fantasy land! I still remember the stuffed animal tree with glowing Bill eyes… 😍

Soos and the Real Girl - Man! This is my episode! Stepping outside of fantasy for a little bit, I am not successful when it comes to relationships! Whether I’m not connecting with pretty much anyone, attracting only guys that I don’t like, or just struggling to talk with people in general, I feel Soos’s struggle with women, deep in my own heart. I love a story where that person who is hopeless with love, actually finds someone! I was rooting for Soos the whole time, and I was so happy when he connected with someone who was like him. Soos and the real girl is a very funny and enjoyable episode, and I absolutely love Giffany too! Giffany’s design is so pretty and colorful, and I just love her character! This episode also seemed to have predicted DDLC and FNAF before they even came out. Absolutely legendary episode! Placing it at number 7!

Carpet Diem - You might find this random episode here, surprising, but I’m not even joking when I say I was snorting watching this episode. IT’S SO FUNNY! From the sleepover screaming that drives Dipper mad, to the body switching thing, to everything else that was funny, I absolutely crack up at this episode everytime! That’s why I’m putting this at number 8.

Dreamscapers - And yet, we have another Bill episode. This episode is the first time we meet Bill, when Gideon summons him. Even though it’s a Bill episode, I placed this one lower, because I didn’t like it as much as the future Bill episodes. Bill’s voice was a bit different and less energetic than it usually is. He was just kinda less… “Bill Cipher,” in this episode. But I still loved it, so it’s high on the list. :)

Northwest Mansion Mystery - Let me just say, when the episode is about a haunted mansion, you know it’s gonna be a good one! Just the atmosphere of this episode alone, was enchanting! Additionally we get new ships, which happen to be some of my favorites: Grenda x Marius, and Dipcifica. We also get this awesome story with an ancient, lumberjack ghost haunting the mansion and scary things happen. This episode was borderline too scary for kids, and it was awesome! And the crowning part of the episode: Pacifica’s redemption story. Really awesome episode, and don’t roll your eyes, but there was a beautiful Bill tapestry in the episode as well.

Tale of Two Stans

Not What he seems

The Deep End

Into the Bunker

Society of the Blind Eye

Blendin’s Game

Summerween

Double Dipper

Gideon Rises

Irrational Treasure

The Hand that rocks the Mabel

Headhunters

The Inconveniencing

Scary-oke

Land Before Swine

The Time Traveler’s Pig

Dipper and Mabel vs. The Future

Boss Mabel

Little Dipper

Little Gift Shop of Horrors

Bottomless Pit!

The Stanchurian Candidate

Tourist Trapped

The Golf War

Roadside Attraction

The Love God

Dipper vs. Manliness

Fight Fighters

The Legend of the Gobblewonker

Boyz Crazy