User blog:CaptainJones123/Gravity Falls Fan Episode 32

Hello. This is called "The Battle for Gravity Falls - Part 1".

Transcript
(At an unknown place for know)

Dipper: Give those weird looking soldiers a piece of our minds!

(The Soldiers of the Falls charge towards the walls with swords and bows)

Dipper: And don't stop until they fall!

(The scene changes to the morning and Dipper starts narrating)

Dipper (narrating): This battle all started this morning while me, Mabel, and Floyd were having a talk when there was a mysterious knock at our door.

(Someone knocks at the door)

Dipper: Coming!

(Dipper opens the door and sees some weird looking guy in armor with a sword and a letter)

Mysterious Guy in Armor: My master wishes to speak to you but couldn't come so he sent me, his messanger, instead.

(Dipper grabs the letter and reads it)

Dipper: Who wrote this letter?

(Dipper looks up and sees the guy is gone)

Dipper: Uh... oh, forget it!

(Dipper walks back to the table and shows Mabel and Floyd the letter)

Dipper: Floyd, do you think you can help me?

Floyd: I know I am "famous" in Gravity Falls, but I can't help you!

(Dipper looks more at letter and sees a name in small print)

Dipper: I found something. I says: In hopes you don't find the name: Lord Sauron!

(Dipper thinks)

Dipper: Sauron? Where have I heard that before? Oh, right! Mount Doom! Right next to the Eye of Sauron!

(Mabel and Floyd look at Dipper)

Dipper: I know a lot of people here. Sue me!

(They start to walk out but suddenly hear a sound)

Dipper: What's that?

Mabel: Who knows?

(The hear the sound again and are suddenly trapped in a force field)

Dipper: Curse it all! We've been captured!

(The suddenly start flying to unknown place from the beginning)

Dipper: It's Helm's Deep!

Mabel: What is Helm's Deep?

Dipper: The place where Sauron is keeping his most evil creations: The Orcs!

(Sauron is shown watching Dipper, Mabel, and Floyd flying towards Helm's Deep)

Sauron: Ah. My plan is going perfectly!

Orc Commander: Sauron, my master, the orcs are battling again!

(Sauron groans)

Sauron: I told you to make the newest ones so not... well, mean!

Orc Commander: That is not possible, my master! The material we use to make the orcs are all full of hate and no love. And do you really want to have an enemy that is full of love?

Sauron: Get out of here and stop them or it will be her head!

(The Orc Commander leaves and goes downstairs)

Sauron: I can't focus like this!

(Dipper, Mabel, and Floyd land on the top of Sauron's headquaters)

Sauron: I'm so glad you came!

Dipper: You gave us no choice, you jerk!

Sauron: I'm not the jerk. You are! Orc Commander, grab them and make some new orcs!

Orc Commander: As you wish, my lord!

(The Orc Commander binds them up and carries them downstairs)

Orc Commander: Hold on, kids and man! I'll have you out of thoses binds in just a second!

(The Orc Commander puts them down and cuts there ropes with his sword)

Orc Commander: Truth finally be told, me and all the other orcs were not even working for Sauron all this time, we've just been spies for the good guys.

(The Orc Commander laughs and Sauron comes down)

Sauron: So, you finally speak the truth, Commander. Now it will be all your heads.

(The Orc Commander wields his sword and gets ready to attack)

Sauron: There is no possible way you can defeat me!

(The Orc Commander cuts Sauron's staff in half)

Sauron: Except that! I'll be back with a new staff! That will defeat you! Goodbye. Good night. And see you later!

(Sauron jumps into a portal and it disappears)

Orc Commander: Orcs, gather your weapons! We need to prepare for his return!

(Though a montage, the Orcs train and make new weapons)

Dipper: So, why did Sauron what to turn us into orcs?

Orc Commander: Sauron is gathering everyone with enough power to make a powerful Orc so he can rule Gravity Falls.

Floyd: What the heck is going with this Sauron and Orc thing?

Orc Commander: I'll explain it to you later, Floyd.

Floyd: How do you know my name?

Orc Commander: I was once the second in command to Sauron. I know everything!

Floyd: Okay. Good to know!

(Later that day)

Dipper: Okay. Everyone in place. Okay! Five, Four, Three, Two, On...

(Sauron appears through a portal and shoots the orcs with his staff and changes them back to his side and get back on top of the fortress)

Dipper: Give those weird looking soldiers a piece of our minds!

(The Soldiers of the Falls charge towards the walls with swords and bows)

Dipper: And don't stop until they fall!

Dipper (narrating): And this is how the Battle of Helm's Deep started!

(The soldiers start hitting the wall with there swords and bows)

Dipper (narrating): But how did I gather the army to stop the orcs and Sauron? I'll explain that after we win!

(The orcs start launching bombs at the soldiers)

Dipper: Hurry! They have defenses!

(The Soldiers start climbing the walls and start attacking the orcs)

Orc Commander: Defeat them! Defeat those puny humans so we can turn them into us!

Stan: This has gone on long enough! Blow the horns so that the walls my fall!

(The soldiers blow their horns and the walls start shaking)

Orc Commander: They have magic horns! Kill them while they are in there trance!

Dipper: Even though they are blowing the horns to knock down the wall, they are not in a trance! They still could kill you like 1, 2, 3!

Orc Commander: You want to bet?!

(The Orcs charge towards them and they built them until the orcs fall of the fortress from the shaking just as the walls fall)

Stan: We've won! We are victorious! We are undefeatable!

(The Orc Commander jumps up and stabs Stan with his sword)

Orc Commander: You were saying?

(The orcs laugh and so does Sauron)

Sauron: Today, my fiendish orcs, we've won! Gravity Falls is ours! Charge into Gravity Falls so that we can rule!

Stan: Help!

(Dipper gasps)

Dipper (narrating): Okay! I'll explain after we at least try to stop those fiends!

Sauron: To Gravity Falls or bust!

(The orcs and Sauron laugh as they charge towards Gravity Falls)