User blog:CaveJohnson/Does Robbie have a secret?

Hello folks time for me to post yet another theory blog post

So this one is again about Robbie V, a character i've always felt was going to be important to the plot.

First let me run over a few theories people have suggested in the past

1 He's a zombie

This one is due to the description given in Tourist Trapped, It matches him perfectly and it seemed odd they said teenager's, since Mabel's not one and Norman was never outright stated to be.

Do I believe this theory? No not anymore due to the zombies in Scary-oke

They were nothing like teenager's and were not even remotely sentient aside from Soos

They didn't have Pale skin, they had Dark rotting skin.

Disney wouldn't allow it, Think about it with the Zombies in Scary-oke it was ok, they weren't sentient and Soos just turned green, but if a sentient reoccuring character turned out to be one? Yeah...that couldn't possibly backfire, which is why I now believe this

Robbie was planned to be a zombie. but then they realized it was too much.

Since The Zombies weren't pale, weren't teenager like, and had pretty much no attitude whatsoever aside from wanting to eat brains.

Now on to theory number two a theory that I pretty much made up at least I assume

A very ridiculous and unlikely one

2 He's a Pizza Monster The reason? I was literally trying to think of the most unpredictable thing pretty much my grounds were this.

Pizza is in every episode with Robbie, it was written by his name in Inconveniencing too.

But I no longer believe this theory because there's not just little grounds to it there are NO grounds to it.

But I do believe this is relevant my reasoning is that Robbie most longer works at a pizza place possibly as a delivery boy.

I mean he's a teenager who as far as we know has no parents whatsoever soo... I think he probably works somewhere :P

3 he's a vampire

This one has some ground to it, he has two dots on his chin that are pretty consistent they could potentially be bitemarks.

He has pale skin which is kind of a vampire thing (Not a zombie thing you silly Tourist Trapped)

At first I simply looked over this one entirely due to the zombie one but since I no longer believe that... i'm starting to think this one is true.

Robbie wears Makeup, some said if he was a zombie it could be to hide his rotten flesh but i'm starting to think it's to keep the sun off of him, he also got sick after swallowing a lolly pop stick Could be a reference to Wooden stakes killing Vampires.

On top of all that on most appearances during the day he is seen wearing his hood.

4 he's Thistle Downe

Anyone else remember that guy from Stan's flashback? The one who took Carla?

Well some people have wondered if this guy could've somehow became Robbie

This could actually make sense, aside from the hair Robbie and Thistle Downe have pretty much the same look with Robbie's skin being pale this could potentially be a part of the theory.

He also has a van that seems to have been wrecked at some point, but despite quite a lot of evidence i'm gonna have to dismiss this theory on these grounds.

This would make Robbie incredibly older than Wendy and for him to like her (being much much older) would be weird and Robbie's age was already stated to be 16 (granted he could be lying) So all in all I don't think that Disney would even allow this.

My final theory is one my brother came up with that may or may not make much sense to you all and is probably a wee bit far fetched and I might have mentioned it before on another blog.

5 He's a Pines

There have been many fanfics out there where Robbie turned out to be Dipper and Mabel's long lost brother.

Why? I honestly have no idea there's literally no evidence to even come close to supporting that.

But that doesn't  mean he couldn't be a Pines

The theory is this. Robbie is Stan's son.

Hold on before you go throwing your 'There no evidence of that' at me (Granted all of this is far from concrete evidence) I do want to bring a few things to light.

First off while Stan DOES say he didn't know who he was, well kind of.. he said 'Robbie is he that jerky twerp who makes goo goo eyes at Wendy all the time?'

But we have to remember that Stan lies about A LOT of things probably more than anyone else in the show.

Now on to my next evidence

In Fight Fighters as soon as Stan opens the windows Robbie runs away

Could be he was scared of him, Who knows? Not very concrete but it seems like he didn't want to talk to him.

In Boyz Crazy when Stan finds out he was really brainwashing Wendy they run to tell her and Stan yells 'Finally a good reason to punch a teenager in the face!' Despite this he doesn't  in fact after it's all over Stan tries to comfort him by saying 'the apocalypse is coming bury your gold'

Another is when they arrive Stan  states 'That's MR. Pines to you!' As if thinking he would call him something else. could this be 'Dad?'

Another clue could be when Robbie first enters the Mystery Shack in Boyz Crazy it's immediately following Stan's exit into another room and once he goes in he looks around as if to make sure he wasn't there.

Am I starting to look less crazy now? Maybe not

Maybe you believe the Thistle Downe theory or maybe you think everyone of these or nuts XD I don't know comment tell me what you think.

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And Stan he wrecked Carla's hippy boyfriend's van into a ravine if i'm not mistaken.