User blog comment:ThePK/The Great Gravity Falls Quote Tourney/@comment-26221620-20150319021827

"CHARLIE! [pant] [pant] WHY WON'T YOU INTERVIEW ME??!!" - Mabel, The Legend of the Gobblewonker

"We came as fast as we could!" "We heard a little girl got seriously burned!" "Ohhh!" - Xyler and Craz, The Golf War

"Oh what, are you saying I'm not a 'male man', is that what you're trying to say? I'm not male, I'm not a man, is that...is that what you're getting at?" - Dipper, Dipper vs. Manliness

(Too many) Other selections:

"Now, who wants to put on blindfolds and get into my car?" "Yay! Wait, what?" - Stan and the twins, The Legend of the Gobblewonker

"Our intermission has begun! Mill about!" - Grenda, Sock Opera

"The entire Pines family have invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions!" "What, you got a word-a-day calendar or something?" - Gideon and Stan, The Hand That Rocks the Mabel

"You're a side character and you die in the first five minutes of the movie? Dude, am I a side character? You ever think about stuff like that?" - Soos, The Legend of the Gobblewonker

"I was awoken by the sound of mockery. Where is it? Show me the object of ridicule!" - Stan, Little Dipper

"Since when are we thirteen? Is this a leap year?" - Mabel, The Inconveniencing

"Whoa! Children fighting! I can sell this!" - Stan, Sock Opera

"I feel weird." "He's using some kind of brain magic!" - The Manotaurs, Dipper vs. Manliness

"[shudder] The county jail was so cold." - Mabel, The Legend of the Gobblewonker

"There's a carpet bagger in the turnip cellar!" "Well, horseswaggle my haberstack!" [spits] - Dipper and Mabel, Irrational Treasure

"I've never had fishing buddies before. The guys from the lodge won't go with me. They don't 'like' or 'trust' me." - Stan, The Legend of the Gobblewonker