User blog:CaptainJones123/Gravity Falls Fan Episode 3

Hello, again. This one is going to be called "The Suite Life of Dipper and Mabel".

Transcript
(One day, at the Mystery Shack, Dipper and Mabel are watching "Spongebob Squarepants") Spongebob: Patrick, stop stealing my ice cream! (Dipper and Mabel laugh) Patrick: Sorry, Spongebob. It just tastes so good! Mabel: Patrick reminds me of me. Dipper (whispering): I can tell. Mabel: What was that, Dipper? Dipper: Oh, nothing you would care about, Mabel. (Waddles comes in) Waddles: Guys, come quick. Dipper: Waddles, are you talking? Waddles: Waddles? I'm Wendy! (Dipper and Mabel wake up to see Wendy looking scared) Dipper: Would we just... Wendy: Yes! Come quick! (They follow Wendy into the living room) Dipper: Why is it dark in here? (Everyone comes and out) Everyone: Surprise! Mabel: What's the occusion? Is it our birthday? Stan: Can't your Grunkle throw you a surprise party? Dipper: What are you playing at, old man? Stan: Wendy, I told you they wouldn't like it. Dipper: Oh, no. There's nothing wrong. I love parties! (Dipper starts dancing and slips on an ice cube) Mabel: Poor Dipper. (Dipper wakes up) Dipper: What happened? Mabel: You started dancing and slipped on an ice cube. (Later that day, Dipper and Mabel are playing) Dipper: Mabel, go long! (Dipper throws the lantern into the air and Mabel misses it) Mabel: Uh oh! (The lantern brakes and starts a fire) Dipper: We got to get Stan! Mabel: But he'll be mad! Dipper: I rather die a different way! (Stan walks in) Stan: Fire! Everyone get out! (Everyone runs outside as the Shack burns to the ground) Stan: Kids, what were you thinking? Mabel: We were playing this new game we made up: "Lantern Toss". Warning: May cause your house and/or shack to burn to the ground. (Stan groans) Stan: I guess we'll have to move the hotel near hear: "Pines". Dipper: "Pines"? Stan: I built a hotel near here just incase. (They walk inside) Dipper: Whoa! Fancy! Mabel: If it's just us going to be in here why are a lot of rooms? Stan: Once your parents told me you were born, I quickly built this hotel with a lot of rooms, just incase they have more children. Also, more people that are trying to solve "The Mysterious Mystery of Gravity Falls". (They enter there rooms) Dipper: Wow. Even has a place to hang my hat and vest. (In Mabel's room) Mabel: Some fancy digs, eh, Waddles? (Waddles oinks happily) (Stan walks into his room) Stan: Not as clean as I remember building it. (Soos walks into his room) Soos: Dude, this room totally screams "Soos"! (Wendy walks into her room) Wendy: Eh. (In Mabel's room) Mabel: More tea, Mr. Waddles? (Waddles, wearing a top hat and bowtie, oinks) (Mabel pours tea into Waddles' cup and Waddles licks it) Mabel: Bottoms up! (Mabel drinks the tea) Mabel: This isn't tea! Waddles, did you... (Mabel sees Waddles is gone) Mabel: He must have went on a walk all by himself. Good for him. (Mabel exits the room to see a shadow go around the corner) Mabel: Who was that? And all the other doors are closed. (Mabel quickly closed the door and locked it) Mabel: That was scary! (Mabel sees Waddles back in his chair) Mabel: The Smile Dip efect must have not worn out yet. (Dipper comes in) Mabel: Dipper, how did you get through the locked doors? Dipper: I have my ways. Mabel: Dipper, help me. First, Waddles disappeared. Then, I see a weird shadow going anyone the corner, even through evenbody was still in there rooms. Next of all, I lock the door and then Waddles is back in his chair! Dipper: Mabel, calm down. (Then, Dipper sinks into the floorboard) Mabel: Oh my gosh! The "Pines" is haunted! (Mabel unlocks the door and runs into Dipper's room) Dipper: Mabel... Mabel: Ah! Dipper: Mabel... Mabel: Ah! Dipper: I'll just wait until your done. Mabel: I'm done. Dipper: What's wrong. Mabel: Something is wrong with this hotel. Waddles disappears, I see a shadow through everybody is still and there rooms, Waddles is back in his chair even though I looked the door, then you come in and sink through the floorboard. Dipper: Beware, Mabel. Prepare for a scare! (Dipper sinks into the floorboard again) Mabel: Something inside me just... broke. (Mabel runs screaming into Stan's room) Mabel: Stan, I'm scared! The "Pines" is haunted! Stan: Kid, get off of me now! Mabel: Here we go again. (Stan runs towards Mabel but sinks into the floorboard) Mabel (sarcasticly): Ah! (Mabel leaves the room and walks into Soos' room) Mabel: Oh my...! (Soos is a ghost) Mabel: I think my heart broke three times as fast. (Mabel runs into Wendy's room) Wendy: Leave now and never return or be killed by my overlord: Lord Inferno. Mabel: Lord Inferno? Dipper saw him in the "3" book. Wendy: Let "3" belong to Inferno! Mabel: No. He can never have my brother's book. Wendy: Then your friends will die! (Wendy sinks into the floorboard) Mabel: My heart can't take this anymore! I must find Lord Inferno and defeat if I have my brother or not! (Waddles walks into the room) Mabel: I now know who you are! (Waddles turns into Lord Inferno) Lord Inferno: Was it Wendy? Mabel: Yes! Lord Inferno: You can never trust that girl with anything can you? Mabel: I know right? I mean seriously... Lord Inferno: Okay... I'm getting off track here. Hand over the "3" book or I will make you watch your friends go very slowly. Mabel: You remind me of someone. Lord Inferno: Who? Mabel: I can't remember because he's dead. Lord Inferno: Really? Mabel: It was worth a shot. (Mabel grabs a water gun) Lord Inferno: Ah! Water, my only weakness! (Mabel pulls the switch but no water comes out) Mabel: Blast! It's empty! (Water starts blasting out the gun onto Mabel's face) Lord Inferno (laughing): I've never something so funny in years! (In the basement) Dipper: Let me go! Or you will fill the wrath of Dipper Pines! Wendy: Um... no! Wendy (the real one): Seriously, Dipper? Dipper: It was worth a shot! (Lord Inferno comes into the basement) Lord Inferno: Prepare the army! Mabel is getting ready to fight back! Wendy: Yes, my Lord! (The door flies open) Mabel: Put your hands in the air! Candy: Yeah! Lord Inferno: Look, two children think they can defeat the Fire Lord! (Lord Inferno throws fireballs at them and it causes there water guns to melt) Mabel: Candy and Grenda, get out of here. It's too dangerous. And also, this is my mission. Grenda: Don't have to tell us twice. (Candy and Grenda run out of there) Stan: (sarcastically): My hero! Lord Inferno: Quiet. You idiotic mortal! (Stan gets mad and tears the ropes) Dipper: Wow! Stan: To victory! (They charge towards Lord Inferno just as Wendy comes out with the evil clones) Dipper: Woah! That's a lot of evil clones! Lord Inferno: You were the only mortals on the face of Gravity Falls, that I found interesting. (Dipper punches Lord Inferno and his hand starts to catch on fire) Dipper: I can't fill my hand. (Suddenly, Dipper gets shot in the back) Mabel: What? (The evil clone Wendy is behind him holding a smoking laser gun) (Mabel wakes up) Dipper: Mabel, you sounded like you had quite a dream. Mabel: Don't you remember Lord Inferno: From "3". Dipper: Of course. Mabel: I was dreaming that he was attacking us at a hotel Stan built: "Pines"! Dipper: "Pines"? Mabel: Yes. Dipper: Maybe some breakfast will help you get back on your feet. (At breakfast, Mabel is telling her dream) Mabel: And then, Wendy came out with the evil clones. Dipper: Hey. Has anyone seen Stan? Right when you reached the "Lord Inferno" part, he had to use the bathroom. (The lights suddenly go out) (Lord Inferno appears) Lord Inferno: All will bow to the Fire Lord! (Dipper throws water at him) Dipper: Let's see you really are! (Dipper pulls off the mask to reveal Stan) Stan: You guys were scared right? Everyone: No! Soos: Hey, you guys are like Mystery Incorporated. Dipper: Are you comparing us to a dog and four teenage kids? Soos: Yes. (Everyone laughs) Stan: Okay. Now I actually need to use the bathroom. Can someone help me out of this costume