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Private Geff

A 21 year old cop, and the only cop that belives Dipper when he tells his stories. He wears the same design police Blubs and Durlind wear, but greish-tanish cargo shorts instead of the long pants. He has blonde hair and mustache. He can stay up for more than 2 days, if he's paranoied. But his paranoia can help people solve major problems around Gravity Falls. There were also rumors around Gravity Falls that he knew Soos once. Instead of driving a car, he usually walks the beat to slowly take in what goes on. Walking the beat once helped Dipper with one of his "conspericies." Even though people call him "Crazy Cop G," he is less than that. He is also a favorites of Stan's, as he is a frequent buyer at the Mystery Shack.