User blog comment:EvergreenFir/How much toothpaste would it take to kill Mabel?/@comment-5320851-20140727225705

HOLD IT!

'''You're forgetting one crutial fact, MABEL LIKELY HAS MAGIC POWERS THAT PROTECTS HER FROM TOOTHPASTE AND BEING WIERD RELATED DEATHS!!!! '(let me remind you that this is the same chick who dated a bunch of gnombes) JK''

Seriously though, this is a cool article. XD