User blog:EpikFalls/Carpet Diem - Mah Version

This is what I imagine Carpet Diem like-and no, it is not like my old Boss Mabel that seemed to have the OCs and mysteries revealed to Stan having 1, etc. I'm gonna follow the flow of the actual series this time and not use fan characters-and see how well I do.

Script
[It shows the ending of Tourist Trapped when Stan goes into the secret room, then later pans up to the Mystery Shack in the morning saying "Many weeks later". Dipper and Mabel are eating breakfast, Dipper looking at 3]

[Mabel] You know, Dipper, I've always wondered what it is like to be you. You have all the smarts, you have the book.

[Dipper] If you are asking to body switch, stop asking me. It is not going to happen. According to my journal, it'd show me with your voice and all your personalities, and vice versa. It is very risky to switch bodies, because we'd have to hide from everyone so they don't notice the voices. We can't just act like each other.

[Mabel] Fine. But how do you know that journal is always accurate?

[Dipper] Are you saying whoever wrote this book just made this up? He was right about the gnomes, the truth-telling teeth, etc. etc.

[Mabel] I am not talking to you. [walks over to the vending machine, notices a code at the bottom.] 12563? [enters code, vending machine shows opening]

[Dipper] Woah...

[The two twins walk in and the machine closes]

[THEME SONG]

[Dipper and Mabel walk in a room that looks nearly like Stan's room, but more modern and fancy]

[Dipper] Woah, what is this...I call dibs!

[Mabel] How do you know Stan doesn't own this? He owns the shack, he should know about this secret room...which seems suspicious about him...but still!

[Dipper] Rock paper scissors?

[Mabel] No. [Dipper jumps on her and begins tackling her] Ahh! Stop!

[Mabel landed on a small pebble which multiplies and covers the whole floor. They are all white but turn red]

[Mabel] Oh no. Dipper? What did you do?

[Dipper] I don't know!

[The twins scream as it flashes a red light]

[The two are then laying on the floor and get up]

[Dipper] [with Mabel's voice] Ugh. What happened. [scratches his head and notices he is wearing the pine hat] Why am I wearing Dipper's hat?

[Mabel] [with Dipper's voice] Why am I wearing a sweater...

[The two look at each other]

[Mabel] I'm in YOUR body?

[Dipper] I'm in YOUR body?

[The two run around in circles; shows montages of them nervous that they are switched bodies, like Dipper as Mabel in the mirror; Mabel as Dipper in the bathroom, feeling like she's about to puke disturbed at what's going on; running in circles again; hiding under the bed in the secret room; and finally back on the ground where they started]

[Dipper] This can not be happening...Mabel, I told you not to body switch us!

[Mabel] Oh, so now it's my fault? You tackled me on the ground and made me lay on the small pebble which STARTED THIS MESS!

[Dipper] But according to my book-give me my book.

[Mabel takes the book out of Dipper's body's vest and gives it to Dipper]

[Dipper] According to my book, [inspired by another fan body switching episode] if we don't switch back by sundown we get stuck in these bodies forever! We have to find a way to switch back!

[Mabel] I don't want to be you forever!

[Dipper] I don't want to be YOU forever!

[Both] WE HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO BE TURNED BA-

[The door opens and Stan comes in]

[Stan] What's going on in here?

[The twins gulp as they cannot speak, as they have each other's voices too]

[Stan] You two lost your voices? Should I take you to a doctor?

[Dipper and Mabel] NO NO NO NO NO! [both run out]

[Stan] Well that was weird.

[in the dining room]

[Dipper] How are we supposed to ask Grunkle Stan what that room is in this condition?

[Mabel] You read my mind. Ha ha!

[Dipper] Urgh. I wish this sweater had somewhere to keep this book...

[Mabel] I can give you the sweater I wore when we were going through the whole height problems. But I warn you, I kept my gummy koala head in there...

[Commercial Break]

IN PROGRESS

Author's Ask
So what do you guys think so far? It is in progress and I am still trying to think of how Soos and Waddles switched bodies...well, maybe they will after the break.