Time Baby

The Time Baby is a giant, time-controlling baby, as well as the supreme ruler of the future.

History
At an unknown point, the Time Baby was frozen in an antarctic glacier. According to the Northwest Cover-up, the statues at Mt. Rushmore are actually robots to be called into action to fight the infant upon his release. At some point in the distant future, he is freed and wreaks havoc on human civilization, ultimately overpowering all opposition and ascending to global domination.

After Dipper and Mabel Pines compromise Time Anomaly Removal Crew agent Blendin Blandin's mission in Gravity Falls, Oregon in "The Time Traveler's Pig," the Time Baby blames the operative for the incident, sends him to remove them, and sentences him to "10 squared" lifetimes in the Infinetentiary. When Blendin escapes and invokes Globnar against the Pines twins in "Blendin's Game, the Time Baby presides over the match and carries out the twins' requests when they win the battle.

Appearance
The Time Baby is approximately the size of a small building, has a blue hourglass mark on his head (red when attacking the city), and red eyes. His head is bigger than his body, with pink blush on his cheeks. He is half nude, barring only a diaper.

Quotes
"Blendin Blandin, you have broken the eternal laws of space-time!"

- Time Baby

"Let the Globnar BEGIN!"

- Time Baby

"There is only one final challenge for Globnar, an ancient game thousands of years old, chosen for its exemplification of pure strategy, the ancient art of laser tag!"

- Time Baby

"You have made victory in Globnar. Before I give you your time wish, tell us, what fate do you decide for the loser?"

- Time Baby

"Not you? But then who, who is worthy to receive such power?"

- Time Baby

Trivia

 * It is stated that the Time Baby is "worried about Bill", though the statement in question leaves it rather ambiguous as to whether he's worried for Bill or about what he is capable of.