User blog:STENLYMBL/Gravity Falls Legend of the Gnome Gemulets post-game NPC Monologues

Hi everybody, as you might know, month ago the game Gravity Falls: Legend of the Gnome Gemulets was available for the Nintendo 3DS. Since not all gravity falls have a 3DS and this game, worth like, two times more then it deserves, And I have both of those, I thought typing the dialogues (in this case, monologues) so all Gravity Falls fans could enjoy that rich, humorous and full of clues text. From those monologues you can learn further information about the characters and their relationship. I've already finished the game, so meanwhile there is just post-game monologue. Those monologues alone are somewhat missing without some dialogues and contain serious spoilers for game ending.

Wendy:





Monologue1:

I'm gonna miss you kids when the summer is over. I might just have to drive down and visit you in California.

Grunkle Stan been teaching me how to Hotwire cars. Don't tell my dad.



Monologue2:

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<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Sometime I throw pennies at it. You should try it sometime.

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<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">When I'm rich, I wonder if Carla McCorkle will come back to me...

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<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Just because you saves Gravity Falls centuries-old dark magic, doesn't mean you don't have to clean out the gutters.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Monologue5:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Psst, wanna see a magic trick? I can stand in the exact same place for hours sons hours!

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Monologue6:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Why are you two running around and Punching and kicking the air? You look like lunatics.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Monologue7:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">A penny saved is a penny you could have spent at the Mystery Shack.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Monologue8:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Did I ever tell you about that time I married a bronze robot prospector in Vegas?

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Monologue9:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">If your parents ask, we've just been fishing all summer.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Monologue10:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Remember that time I fought off 50 zombies to save you kids?

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">So maybe you can help me out by taking out the trash for once, huh?

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Monologue11:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">You know, sometimes the ladies call me "Hunkle Stan."

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">I mean, that might. You don't know.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Waddles:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Monologue1:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Doo wkdw zh vhh ru vhhp lv exw d guhdp zlwklp d guhdp...

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Monologue2:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Oink, oink, oink.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Monologue3:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">*chewing*

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Monologue4:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Oink!

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Monologue5:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Oink! Oink!

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Monologue6:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">*daydreaming*

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Monologue7:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">REEEE-REEEE!

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Monologue8:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Squeeeeeal!

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Soos:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Monologue1:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">The Soos is LOOSE!

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Monologue2:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Have you ever looked at an ant farm and just thought to yourself, "I gotta get IN there!"

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">No. Me ... me neither.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Monologue3:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">I think I just grew a new beard hair! No, wait, it's just a cookie crumb.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Monologue4:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Remember that time I was bitten by a zombie and tried to eat your brains. That was a hoot!

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Seriously, sorry about that, dudes.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Monologue5:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Sometimes when Mr. Pines isn't looking, I open and close his cash register like a mouth and make it talk.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">It's pretty funny! You had to be there.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Monologue6:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">I'm thinking of sending a romantic package to Melody. It's a picture of my face duct taped to a chicken nugget.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Monologue7:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Sometimes I look in the mirror and I just can't handle how awesome I am.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Monologue8:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">If pants wore pants, what kind of pants would pants wear? I think about these things, dude.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Monologue9:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">I wonder if I could run the Shack someday. Dare to dream, right?

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">Monologue10:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:justify;line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">This adventure has given me so many new show ideas for "Fixin' It with Soos!"

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Jeff the Gnome:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue1: Wanna hear a joke? Here goes! Knock knock! Who's there? Daily Reports! Reports Who? Finish those Daily Reports or you're fired! Hahahahaha!!!! It's probably funnier in Gnomish. You just don't speak our language.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue2: Like the beard? Been thinking of turning this baby into a soul patch. Shake things up.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue3: Do you ever eat tree bark when you stressed? No? Is that just a gnome thing?

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue4: Man, that is LAST time I try to use a force of ancient evil to solve my social problems!

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue5: Boy, I really went overboard back there, guys. Men, my face is red!

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue6: I gotta say, it's nice to be back in my old form again. Although I do miss being tall enough to be allowed on roller coasters.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue7: I just got back from playing foosball with the guys! You were right – I guess seeing me defeat that monster finally earned their respect! I owe it all to you kids. I'm making you two employee of the month! You'll have to pay for your own plaques, though. Those things are expensive. I'll have Craig in Finance send you the bill.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue8: Would it be weird for me to date an employee? Just thinking out loud, guys, don't say anuthing to HR.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue9: Hey, working hard or hardly working? Ha-Ha! I invented that. Anyone says different is a LIAR.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue10: I really owe you guys one. If you ever wnt to get free tickets to a fairy fashion show just hit me up. I know a guy.

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<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Shmebulock:

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<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue1: SHMEBULOCK?!

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue2: Shmebulock Shmebulock Shmebulock.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue3: Shmebulock??

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue4: Shmebulock.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue5: SHMEBULOCK!

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue6: Shmebulock?

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue7: Shhhhhmebulock.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue8: Shmebulock!

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<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Robbie:

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue1: Yeah, the rumors are true. The "V" in "Robbie V" stands for "Very Awsome."

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue2: I see you checking out my fingerless gloves. Fingers are so 2001.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue3: I could totally save this town, but I'm not that cliché <span dir="RTL" lang="HE" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue4: Hey, can I borrow those battle cuffs for a few days? They could really amp up my stage routine.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue5: I really need to hit up the mall. My lycra-blend pants are losing their cling.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue6: I once climbed the summit of Gravity Falls peak and bellowed like a Norse god. The heavens responded with a bolt of lightning. That's how intense I am.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue7: What? What do you mean I have acne? Dang it! MOM! I TOLD YOU THIS CONCEALER WOULDN'T WORK!

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue8: I'm too intense for this conversation. Buzz off.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue9: So, you think you're heroes or something? All you dud was steal back some lame gemstones. Whatever!

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue10: Hey, Tambry wanted to thank you dude for saving the town or whatever. She's bummed she didn't get a selfie with that ancient spirit though

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue11: Me and my girl Tambry totally "get" each other. Don't act like you're not jealous!

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue12: If you think I'm creepy, you should meet my parents. They read the obituaries over breakfast.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue13: Are you admiring the whole early 2000s goth thing I've got goin' on? Well, YEAH. I KNOW it's over. I'm waiting for it to come back!

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Pacifica:

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<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue1: Oh the Pines family, always grubbing around for money.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue2: I hate to admit it, but you two totally saved the world. You should come over to my mansion again sometime. Psych! As if I'd want you two over. … But if you came I wouldn't, like, lock you out.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue3: Why didn't you save some of those gnome gems for me? They'd look best on me anyway.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue4: Mabel, your mini-golf skills aren't that bad. If you don't mind being #2.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue5: Have you seen Sergei? He's supposed to pick me up for my mini gold lesson.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue6: Thanks for not letting the town get destroyed I'm planning on having the world's fanciest Sweet 16 party one day, and the end of world would totally be a party foul.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue7: Good job teaching those creepy gnomes a lesson! Let's play mini golf using their dumb faces.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue8: I don't totally hate you two, I guess. Just don't tell anyone. My social standing would be ruined.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue9: Hey Dipper, about that time I accidentally hugged you. Don't get a big head. I was just caught up in the moment. … Don't you have stupid gnomes to talk to or something?!

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue10: Ugh, my butler put the wrong snow boots on my pony. My life is so hard!

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<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Grenda:

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<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue1: My shirt says "cool" because that's what I am, like ALL THE TIME.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue2: Is anyone giving you trouble? I will BREAK. THEM. IN HALF!!

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue3: My lizard's name is Grenda Jr. My dog's name is GranDog! <span dir="RTL" lang="HE" style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue4: One time I sneezed so hard I broke a table. I'M A TOTAL ROCKSTAR!

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue5: You have Grenda questions? I have Grenda answers.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue6: I'm so lucky to have friends like you and Candy. *Sniff* D-DON'T LOOK ATME! I'M OVERCOME BY EMOTION!!!

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue7: Quick question: is it Grenda time? Quick answer: of course it is.

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue8: You two are total heroes! I'm gonna HIVE-FIVE YOU SO HARD IT'S GONNA HURT!

<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue9: Dude, you guys saved the day! I'll have to tell Marius the good news! That dude call me all the time SO CLINGY! <span style="font-size:14.0pt; line-height:150%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi">

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<p class="MsoNormal" dir="LTR" style="line-height:150%;direction:ltr;unicode-bidi:embed;"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">Monologue3: They always say to follow your dreams. But one time I had a dream I ate the earth. <span dir="RTL" lang="HE" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:150%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-bidi;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi">

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