User blog:Comics0026/Is Soos Stan's Son?

Another theory for you. Is Soos Stan's son? His loyalty to the Mystery Shack, the fact that he's always around the Mystery Shack (way more than you'd assume a casual worker would), the fact that his hair is similar to Stan's, that he want's to run the Mystery Shack some day, and the fact that the Summerween store clerk calls Stan, Dipper, Mabel and Soos "the Pines Family". That last one is the biggest, since how likely is it she knew Dipper and Mabel were Pines, since they'd only been in Gravity Falls for at most a month (since the episode takes place in June)? Stan's probably infamous, and if Soos is his son, everybody would know about the connection. Stan does seem to have a soft spot for Soos, and I don't think I've heard Soos refer to Stan as anything other than "Sir". I do wonder though if Stan was Soos' father, why didn't Stan use the S.S. Cool Dude to go fishing, or at least mussel his way on to the boat when Soos showed up. Oh well, only time will tell.