User blog comment:Jrsushilover7/So bored/@comment-5539085-20130131011231

Stan: Text me a photo? Now you're not even speaking English.

Mabel: Alpha Twin! Alpha Twin!

Dipper: Is that moutain lion tiny or just far away & perspective? PERSPECTIVE! PERSPECTIVE!

Robbie: Psh! Yes... What?

Wendy: I would, but I can't... reach it...

Soos: My wisdom's both a blessing, and a curse.

Mabel: Maybe he didn't see us use it and doesn't know it's a magic flashlight that can grow and shrink things.

Stan: You're the light of my life too pal.

Grenda: I wanna put her in a headlock and make her feel pain!

Pacifica: May the better partier win.

Gideon: Suck a lemon little man?!

Candy: Improvement of human being.