User blog:Elemental wiz/My life(fanfic)

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 * Me,Dipper1234(Dippy),Cursed,Unown,and Dipper 4561 sittin around a campfire*

Me:Hey wanna hear my life?

Dippy:Too boring

Cursed:Not sure

Dipper4561:IDC

Unown:Im out

Me:Don't go unown,i promise this shall be the greatest bio you have ever heard!

All:K

~Elven Kingdom~ |7:30 am|

One day,my dad Anthony,a master of elemental alchemy,went to the elven kingom wishing to see a woman,(by that i mean the one).

All:The one?

Me:Yeah,you know the one person you wait ur whole life.

All:Ohhhhh

~Story Scenario~

Anyway,while he drank from a well nearby,he saw her,my mom Sylvia,get water from the well.My mom was a skilled acrher.

Anthony:Hello fair maiden,may i ask your name?

Sylvia:Sylvia.

Anthony:What a wonderful name!

My dad thought it was love in first sight,but he started to flirt w/ her,he came.

Cursed:Who

Me:My mom's first husband,Christian,who used lead and an elven army.

Unown:Ohhh,dramatic actions!

~Story Scenario~

Christian:Hey honey,who this ur talking to?

Sylvia:Oh,I havent asked his name yet.

Anthony:Anthony,my name is Anthony.

Christian:Listen,um,honey,will you kindly go back to the cottage?

Slyvia:Okay.

Christian:*pushes dad to a wall* Listen carefully,i don't want you,your,dress,yor your face near my wife,GOT IT?!

Anthony:yeah*graons in pain*

~Campfire Scenario~

Dippy:Cool.

Me:Wait guys,i gotta go drop a crap.

WAIT FOR PRT 2(WARNING:This fanfiction is made a fan of adventure fantasies.)