User blog:EnderEmerald46/Welcome to the Gravity Falls, Russel!

'''Welcome to the Neighborhood, Russel! '''is episode 1 of Season Fanon.

The Debut
(The episode begins without Dipper's normal narration, instead starting at an abandoned house, a bus drives up, a 12-year-old kid, wearing a green Under Armor shirt, red shorts, green shoes,and a green baseball cap, walks out, his mother and father exit to follow him out)

??????: ...Okay, we're going to fix this house, right?

??????'s Mom: Of course, Russel. Now go meet some of the neighbors while we set up the security system.

Russel: Come on, mom, that scientific security system is the reason we aren't allowed in 16 of the states in this country!

Russel's Mom: They just couldn't handle it.

Russel: (Under breath) At least I have some sanity.

Russel's Father: What was that?

Russel: Nothing, nothing...I'm going to meet some of our neighbors. (Walks off)

(Later, Russel is shown still walking, sees a building)

Russel: (Talking to himself) Finally, neighbors. If there's one thing worse than my parents' reputation, it's their choice of location (Walks over to building, revealing to be the Mystery Shack) Mystery Shack? Well, might as well see something that may be more crazy than my parents (Walks in, looks around) ... (Mind) Wow, this place is as fake as Atlantis (Walks around, bumps into someone, both fall on the ground, talking) Pardon me, I wasn't looking where I was going

??????: It's ok, my name's Dipper

Russel: Russel, so Dipper, you work here?

Dipper: I'm actually forced to work here. New here?

Russel: Yeah, my mother and father and I just moved in.

?????: Hey Dipper look! (A 12-year-old girl, riding a pig, speeds past Russel and Dipper)

Russel: (Loses balance and falls down) Who was that?

Dipper: That was my sister, Mabel

Russel: And the pig?

Dipper: Waddles, Mabel's pig

Russel: Can I meet her in person?

Dipper: Sure, I guess. Hey Mabel!

Mabel: (Offscreen) Yeah?

Dipper: Meet the new guy, his name's Russel

Mabel: (Walks over to Russel) Hey, Russel. New in town?

Russel: Yeah

Mabel: Maybe me and Dipper can come over and meet up with yo' parents?

Russel: I guess, but-

Dipper: Great, you can arrange it with your parents.

Russel: Ok.

(Later, Dipper and Mabel are shown walking to Russel's house, Dipper rings door bell, security camera turns on, alarm goes off, ray guns are revealed, meanwhile, inside)

Russel: (To his mom) Mom, who is it?

Russel's Mom: Intruders, 2 of them, boy and girl, look 12

Russel: (Mortified) MOM! That's my new friends!

Russel's Mom: Sorry (Turns off ray guns before they can shoot) You can answer the door, honey

Russel: Yeah (Walks to his door, to Mabel and Dipper) Sorry about that, Bonita and Lucas are a little off their nut.

Dipper: It's ok, we see weirder stuf every day! (Mabel and Dipper walk in)

(TBA)