Gravity Falls Gossiper

Gravity Falls Gossiper is a failing unpopular newspaper that is run by Toby Determined. It is run out of a small building in the town of Gravity Falls. It has a closet, in which Toby hides a cardboard cutout of Shandra Jimenez.

History
The Gossiper once reported on Old Man McGucket's homicidal pterodactyl-tron he built when his wife left him.

In Headhunters, Dipper and Mabel got Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Durland to go to the Gossiper's headquarters to arrest Toby for murdering Wax Stan. However, Toby was able to prove his innocence by showing them security footage of Toby kissing a cutout of Shandra Jimenez at 10:00, Saturday, the time of the murder. The place is seen again when Toby called Dipper to meet him at 412 Gopher Road, as part of a trap set by Gideon Gleeful, in return for Shandra Jimenez's phone number.

In "Bottomless Pit!", during Dipper's story "Voice Over," Stan is reading the paper, when Mabel asks him if he'd "ever kissed a pig before." He is also seen reading another newspaper to avoid eye contact with Dipper and Mabel in Mabel's story "Trooth Ache."

During Summerween, Dipper, Mabel, Candy Chiu, Grenda, and Soos go to the Gossiper's headquarters while going trick-or-treating. They see Toby, whose own face horrifies them more than his monster mask.

The Gossiper's horoscope for Sheriff Blubs once predicted a bearded witch would chase a talking pig. Which the Sheriff and Deputy Durland believed true when the latter spotted Soos (in Waddles' body) being chased by a hungry Old Man McGucket.

Location
The Gravity Falls Gossiper headquarters is located in a small wooden building near the Tavern and a red "No Vacancy" building. It is notably smaller than the other buildings and it has a sign that reads, "Gravity Falls Gossiper."

Known Articles
(Typos preserved) GRAVITY FALLS - A freak monster attack transformed Sheriff Blubs's squad car into a stylish makeshift convertable late Friday night.
 * Now With Less Typo - CHAOS
 * Wax Attack at Shack
 * Now With Less Typo - LIL GIDEON'S LI'L GIRLFRIEND?
 * Reporter Calls Mom - Pleasant'
 * UFO Was a Sham! - Anonymous Depity Comes Clean
 * Now With Lipc Typos
 * Cop Car Crunch

"We were in the middle of keeping the mean streets of Gravity Falls safe when all of a sudden, the roof was ripped straight off my squad car," Blubs said.

Deputy Durland who was also present during the incident. "There's no feeling better in the world than driving with the top down and feeling the breeze whipping through your hair! Makes you feel alive!," Durland stated.

No charges have been filed against the giant, winged monstrosity whose whereabouts and origin are unknown. Although Blubs hopes to see the savage creature in small claims court at some point in the near future.

GRAVITY FALLS - After an exhaustive, five day search throughout the thick forests of Gravity Falls, three sheep remain victims of sheep snatching.
 * Sheep Snatched

"If there's one thing I have zero tolerance for, it's sheep snatching." Jim Storch, owner of Storch Farms, said. "Some kind of giant bird is what did it. I've never seen anything like it before. If scientists haven't already named this particular species of bird, they ought to name it Sheep Snatcher on account of how good it is at snatching sheep.

You might say that the flying creature also snatched away Storch's heart. "I loved those sheep more than anything," Storch said as tears streamed down his weathered face. A candlelight vigil is being planned for [page cut off].

GRAVITY FALLS - Local miners thought they were on the verge of striking a rich, mineral deposit early on Wednesday. Instead, they uncovered a massive network of mysterious caverns.
 * A Minor Problem

Several miners are missing after exploring the area. Those who returned reported hearing loud, high-pitched screeches. Some insist the sounds came from a giant prehistoric creature somehow left over from the late Jurassic period.

"Dagnabitt!," exclaimed Jack Solomon, owner of the troubled mining company. "Where's the canary when you need him? He's supposed to drop dead when something's wrong!"

The caged canary has since been fired. [page cut off] neologists are working with the [page cut off].

"'He could use a time out.' -Bud Gleeful"
 * Now With Less Typos - LIL GIDEON IN THE BIG HOUSE