User blog:CaptainJones123/Gravity Falls Fan Episode 51

Hello. This one is called "When Snakes Talk and Walk".

Transcript
(At the Mystery Shack, Dipper, Mabel, and John Craddock, in human form, are playing "Stanpoly")

John Craddock (reading a card): Stan has caught you stealing money from the tip jar! Go to jail!

(John Craddock moves his ghost figure to jail and Dipper rolls the dice)

Dipper: 13! Oh, I get to back the Mystery Shack!

(Dipper rubs his hands while Mabel hands him the Mystery Shack deed card and Mabel rolls the dice)

Mabel: 4! Oh, a card! A gnome has stolen all your money and deeds, go back to START and "start" all over again! Stan isn't really goods with puns!

(Mabel goes to START and grabs a 100 dollar bill)

Dipper: Stan, where's our sandwiches?

Stan (off-screen): Coming! Yeesh!

(Stan hands them all sandwiches and they take a bite and go back to there game and suddenly they here a rattle outside)

John: We better not be visited by a ghost with chains and then see out past, present, and future!

Mabel: Silly John! Everyone knows someone here has to hate Christmas and all that!

(They all look into the kitchen and see Stan washing dishes and John gets up)

John: Don't be too smug so soon, Mabel!

Theme Song
(John walks away and Stan comes in and all of a sudden chains start flying through the door)

Stan: Holy Scrooge! We're under attack by Jacob Marley!

Dipper: That ain't the case, Stan!

(Stan opens the door and shows him a snake carrying chains, a snake that looks like a human)

Snake: It's too late for you all!

(The snake throws more chain and ties up Dipper, Mabel, and Stan and carries them out)

Dipper: Who are you, talking snake human like thing?

Skales: Skales, you big idiot!

(Skales throws a chain in the sky, with a brick tied to the end, and starts bringing it done throws them)

Dipper: They might as well call you Jacob Marley!

(Dipper suddenly punches the brick into pieces and Skales, Mabel, and Stan stare at him)

Dipper: I've been working out!

Mabel: Wendy?

Dipper: Of course!

(Dipper shows them his muscles but suddenly gets crushed by a brick)

Skales: There! I shut him up for you, forever!

(Skales laughs and falls on the ground, laughing)

Skales (trying to say between laughs): It's too much to bare!

(Skales laughs and Mabel and Stan stare at Skales, who clears his throat)

Skales: Sorry if I've been such a rude house guest! I'm also sorry about the chains!

(Skales knocks Mabel and Stan out with chains and carries them away and Dipper wakes up)

Dipper: What happened?

(John walks out and points off into the forest)

John: They were captured! Captured by Skales Marley!

Dipper: I knew that was his name!

John: No! I was just joking! You know with the chains and all!

(Dipper grabs his cane and lights the end with a match, gets on it like a broom, and rides off into the sunset to rescue Mabel and Stan and John tsks)

John (yelling): Haven't your parents ever warned you about matches?

(John sees nothing)

John: Ah, forget you!

(Dipper runs the cane into Skales' icy hideout and falls off it and gets up and pulls it out)

Dipper: I think this is the place!

(It shows a lit-up sign that says "Skales' Icy Hideout")

Dipper: I hate snakes!

(Dipper walks in and sees Mabel and Stan standing there)

Dipper: I thought he did something horrible to you!

(They continue to stand there and reach into there pockets)

Dipper: Ah, weapons to confuse Skales so we can escape?

(They both pull out hypnotizing rays)

Dipper: Ah, going to hypnotize Skales so we can escpae?

(They aim the hypnotizing rays at Dipper)

Dipper: Or hypnotize me so you and Skales can escape!

(Dipper pulls out a gun and aims it at them and fires but a "BANG" sing comes out)

Dipper: Curse you, Leslie!

(Dipper pulls out the "BANG" sign and throws it at the hypnotizing ray and it blows up knocking them both out of it)

Mabel: What the heck happened?

Dipper: Skales, that's what!

(Stan looks back and sees Skales standing there)

Skales: So, this is what it comes too! Humans vs. a snake! Hardly seems fair! But, i'll even the odds!

(Skales pulls out an amulet)

Skales: Even if it kills me!

(Skales fires a magicial beam out of the amulet hitting the ice and causing shards to fly around)

Skales: Told you it would kill me!

(Skales pulls out a sword and cuts the shards that come at him)

Skales: Wait! It seems like someone is missing from this reunion!

End Credit
(A two-headed snake walks out)

Skales (introducing the snake): This is my good friend, Fangdam!

Fangdam's first head: Hello, my little...

Fangdam's second head: ...mortal friends!

Dipper: So, you finish each others sentence?

Fangdam's first head: Yes, we...

Fangdam's second head: ...do!

(One of Dpper's eyebrows twitches)

Dipper: Oh, boy!

(Cryptogram: Irhv lu gsv Hvikvmgrmv!)