Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-25094659-20141117021435/@comment-25094659-20141207131746

Mr B Natural wrote: Well, Stanley Schmines doesn't need a very well thought out name to outsmart the people of Gravity Falls.
 * P True, but those government agents look pretty smart. Smuggling animals across borders implies he doesn't use his fake name in Gravity Falls, but rather when he's not in Gravity Falls, where people are probably smarter.