User blog:Ranity/gruncle stan

Mabel’s and Dipper’s sly great-uncle, Grunkle Stan, runs the Mystery Shack, a tourist trap full of questionable oddities. When he’s giving tours or asleep on the couch Dipper and Mabel sneak out to explore the town’s secrets. Quote: "When life gives you lemons, call them ‘yellow oranges’ and sell them for double the price." Special Talent: Can scratch himself in two places at once.