User blog comment:Princess Random/Gravity Falls Secrets/@comment-5084720-20120805200217

Ice crescent tree star six-fingered hand llama shooting star heart?

So it will be a cold night with a crescent moon in the forest with tons of stars and a six-fingered handed llama will be looking at a shooting star as it grant him heart surgery in the season finalé. (Question mark?) Or is it the opposite! What if the Crescent and Shooting star are supposedly it's own thing... so it will be when there's an ice llama on a crescent mooned night with shooting stars, and a heart with stitches in it will be stabled to a tree and, and Stan will look at a star and it'll give him one more finger so he'll but a question mark on it or something.

The lluminati doesn't worship Satan. That's just... some myth caused by the church so since it didn't agree with the church, they believed it worshipped Satan. (In my opinion. Since I am an Atheist I guess.)