Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-25562987-20141024014241/@comment-17981840-20141028062248

Stan's Twin is the author. Has to be. He was a scientist, his (according to the twin theory as posted by pretty in pwn) room in the shack contained a small lab and the Electron rug. But above all else, the universe portal and the bunker surrounding it (which contained the Author's glove) was built right underneath the mystery shack, which arguably could have initially belonged to Stan's twin.

Sorry if this is off-topic, utterly wrong or otherwise out of place, I just need to get it out here.