User blog comment:ThePK/The Great Gravity Falls Quote Tourney/@comment-5475153-20150316205651

"Sometimes, I think. Is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punch line? That we're all just biding our time until the sweet, sweet, release of death?" —Stan Pines, "Bottomless Pit!"

"Hello, friends. Hoo-Ha the Owl is dead." —Giffany, "Soos and the Real Girl"

"You know who would look good in a sweater like that? Mrs. Grabelson's remains!" —Mrs. Valentino, "The Love God"