User blog:CaptainJones123/Gravity Falls Fan Episode 25

Hello. This one is called "Bob's Secret".

Transcript
(One day at the Shack, Dipper, Mabel, Bob, and Waddles were playing Checkers)

Mabel: King me!

Waddles: How did you win again?!

Mabel: Just luckly... I guess!

Waddles: In Gravity Falls there is no such thing as luck.

Mabel: Then explain why I have so much of it!

Waddles: Were just really bad at this game! (Stan walks in)

Stan: Bob, I need your help! (Bob follows Stan)

Stan: Bob, Steve called and asked my if Bob was here. I said you were and he told me the reason you really were on Earth. It wasn't to open up the place where you would take missions and do stuff... was it?

Bob: So you know the reason Steve really sent me to Gravity Falls?

Stan: Yes. The poor fool spilled it all!

Bob: You know. Why you son of a...

Stan: Language. Kids are watching! (Bob groans and leaves)

Mabel: Bob, what's wrong?

Bob: Oh, nothing... friend... (Bob leaves)

Bob (whispering to himself): If that's what you really are...

Mabel: What do you think is wrong with Bob?

Dipper: He has a lot of problems. He's a creeper!

Mabel: Right!

Waddles: I'm not convienced! I'm gonna keep a close eye on him! (Waddles pears into the dark room Bob is in)

Bob (seeming to be talking to himself): I know he haven't talked for a long time... but I need help! Stan knows about my secret. Why did you tell him master?!

Someone: He said you were there. I thought he was a friend!

Bob: He is. But not the kind that would be trusted with such a secret!

Someone: Oh... next time before I seen on you on a mission to kill someone, warn me!

Bob: Well, how was I suppose to know?

Someone: That's it! I'm done! (A portal opens and the person walks into it)

Waddles: A mission to kill someone? I wonder who it could be that Bob is after. Maybe it was Ace! Or the kids! Or me! Or Stan! Or Soos! Or Wendy! Or someone I don't know! (Bob starts walking forward)

Waddles: I got to hide! (Bob walks pass a lamp with Waddles's body hanging from the shade and Waddles falls once Bob has passed)

Waddles: Thank goodness he didn't see me! I got to warn the kids! (Waddles runs to were Dipper and Mabel continue to play Chess)

Mabel: King me again!

Dipper: Seriously, Mabel! This is unnatural!

Mabel: It's Gravity Falls! What did you expect? (Waddles runs in and jumps on the board knocking every figure onto the ground)

Waddles: Bob... is a traitor!

Mabel: So that's what's wrong with him!

Waddles: He has a mission to kill some one is Gravity Falls!

Dipper: I'm sure it isn't us! But someone who had it coming! (Later that day)

Dipper: Bob, I now you're secret. Just tell me who it is you're mission is to kill!

Bob: Okay... let me explain. Long before time had a name, Notch created Minecraft. Steve was left to rule it. To first Creeper Steve created came out perfect. That creeper was me. He assigned me to missions will he stayed underground and continued to make more creepers. I did my jobs... but I noticed to see creepers start to rebel. I got worried. As the days went on Steve started to make portals to different planets and galaxies. Then he tore open to place that connected time and space revealing Earth to us. He sent me to Earth in hopes of gathering supplies to feed off the upcoming Creeper invasion. Before I left he gave me a target: Dipper and Mabel Pines! I understood what I had to do and went to Earth. The place I landed in was strange. A few hours later a old man told me it was called Gravity Falls! It was not that long later before I found out it was your Grunkle Stan. I keep a close eye on you waiting for the right time to strike. Then, Waddles called me up to save you from that Snake Dragon. I knew now was my chance. Before I was about to do, I found out you were really nice people and wondered why Steve would want me to kill you. After I went back to Minecraft, I found out. Steve hade been token over my an evil lord who wished to rule and then destroy Minecraft. I fought him the best I could but I couldn't. He later decided it was really boring and left. Steve still had a little evil left in. Just a few hours later I had a chat with Stan and he told me that a few days earlier, Steve called and asked if I was there. He said yes and Steve explained why I was there: the mission! A few minutes after that I had a chat with Steve in a dark room so no one would know! He said he was done with me and left. He closed the rift that connected time and space so now I'm stuck on Gravity Falls!

Dipper: Wow! Thanks for the information! Don't worry, buddy. We're still friends and I'm sure everyone else will understand. (Bob smiles)

Dipper: Okay, see you later, buddy. I got to tell everyone this!

Bob: Oh no! (Bob explodes)

Bob: I guess my explosions are also controlled by my emotions. Weird! (The next day)

Mabel: I just can't believe that were the targets!

Dipper: Don't worry, Mabel. I think Bob has quit his mission!

Bob (coming in): And what if I didn't?

Dipper: Well, that would be bad!

Bob: We'll bad for you I haven't! (Bob runs up to both of them and explodes and the scene changes to Gideon's house)

Bud: Gideon sure has been gone for a long time! (A portal opens in Gideon's room as Bub leaves and Gideon falls out)

Gideon: I sure hope the Pines family has killed Ace by now. I'm pretty sure of it! (Bub comes back in)

Bub: Gideon Charles Gleeful, were have you been?

Gideon (brushing off his clothes): You don't want to know! You really don't want to know!