How To DJ R-R-R-R-ight

 is a guide book used by Soos to DJ in "Double Dipper". It was written by DJ Scratch Trax, as seen on the cover.

History
At one time the book was published, and somehow Soos bought it. He later used the book to help him DJ at the Mystery Shack's party, in "Double Dipper".

Trivia

 * It may have been written in a tropical area, due to the fact that there are palm trees on the cover.
 * Grunkle Stan is not impress by the book.