User blog:Sonicyay2/Dipper's Fate - A very crazy theory on Gravity Falls

I feel the need to give of a major warning. 'THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE PRETTY. If you're easily disgusted or are faint-hearted, DO NOT CONTINUE. 'It's going to be quite disgusting what Dipper's fate could be. And I would like to add, I do not expect to be banned from the site for this for disgusting content, as thing like Wander Over Yonder showed the almost exact same thing happen in two of their episodes. Heck, even Gravity Falls was that scary some points in the show! Summerween, for example. So, to recap, DO NOT CONTINUE IF YOU'RE FAINT-HEARTED, and I do not expect to banned. ANYWAYS!

Okay, so after watching some episodes of The Royal Order of The Holy Mackarel-mainly the one on The Tooth-I remembered what the floating island thing said: "You have disturbed my slumber. Enter my mouth, children. Enter your destiny." Then something struck me thinking about it. The key word in that sentence: DESTINY. From what he said, he knows what'll happen to Dipper and what he'll go through. This isn't impossible, because The Shapeshifter in Into the Bunker seemed to also know of his fate. So, if we take what the floating island thing said he "destiny" was, Dipper's fate is.....to be eaten alive. I'll let that sink in for a moment.

Finished freaking out/puking/sending angry letters to Disney for allowed this on children shows yet? Okay. So. From what I gathered, Dipper's fate will be to be eaten alive. This isn't out of place for something for children because, for some reason, it's been brought up in a lot of childrens things recently. SpongeBob SquarePants, Wander Over Yonder, Ice Age 3 and The Ant Bully come to mind. Now we bring in what The Shapeshifter said. It said he'd suffer a fate worse than you can ever imagine. And what does it show Dipper doing as his final "form"? Him screaming, holding his hands up in a "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!" way, then freezing. I'm just gonna assume the freezing was The Shapeshifter himself and not Dipper actually freezing. But it is still  a possibility. Now, here's where it gets quite gruesome. Why would Dipper be holding his hands up and screaming after being "eaten alive?" After all, he doesn't seem to have any scars or something on him, and, by going on how The Shapeshifter took form of Wendy, it seems to take some MAJOR similarities to what it's shapeshifting into. So, why is Dipper like this? I don't think he was just eaten alive. I think......HE WAS SWALLOWED WHOLE. AND WAS THEN DIGESTED IN STOMACH ACID. Again, I'll let that sink in for a moment.

Okay, done puking even more/sending even more angry letters to Disney/going insane/whatever kind of thing you may do about this? Good. Yes, from the evidence I've gathered, Dipper's fate is to die in stomach acid. Again, this is not out of the ordinary for Gravity Falls or Disney in general, because, again, Summerween and Wander Over Yonder.

What do you think of this theory? Do you think it's possible? Do you think it's stupid? Do you think it's absolutely gross? Do you think I should be banned for this? Let me know!