User blog comment:ThePK/The Great Gravity Falls Quote Tourney/@comment-25814062-20150318214605

Bill: Human soda! I'm gonna drink like a person! (Sock Opera)

Gnome: Oh, hey there. You know, this is all really just a big misunderstanding. You see, your sister's not in any danger. She's just marrying all 1,000 of us and becoming our gnome queen for all eternity. Isn't that right, honey? (Tourist Trap)

Mabel: Go, go! Chew that pant leg! (Land before Swine)