User blog:CoinsCP/Boss Mabel

This is my version and what I think Boss Mabel should end up as.

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The camera pans up to the Mystery Shack living room, where Dipper and Mabel are watching Tiger Fist. Stan walks into the room.

Stan: Kids, I have two things to tell you. One to ask and one to say...first of all, I can't find any of my Mr. Mystery clothes. Do you know where they are?

Dipper: I think it's stuffed in your fez.

Stan suddenly takes it out.

Stan: Thank you. Anyways, second of all, Soos is out sick and Wendy is goofing off-

Dipper chuckles.

Stan: -so Mabel will babysit Dipper and the pig.

Mabel: Yay!

Dipper: What? Why Mabel?

Stan: Because she's older than you.

Dipper: No! We're twins, we were born on the same month, same day.

Stan: Yeah, but not the same minute. She's 5 minutes older than you.

Mabel: Ka-ching! Another thing to mock you for after the height thingy. And I remember that small moment.

Mabel and Stan laugh and high five.

Dipper: So wait, Stan, where are you going?

Stan: To an award ceremony.

Dipper: Award?

Mabel: Ceremony?

Stan: Yeah, for being the best fraud ever, I get an award!

Dipper: Don't you think they're trying to mock you?

Stan: How is getting an award mocking me?

Dipper: Biggest fraud.

Stan: Makes sense. Well, it's still an award. I'll be off for a while since it's near the Gravity Falls Dam.

Mabel: How far is the dam?

Stan: About, 20, 30, miles, from here.

Dipper: 20 or 30 miles? So that means I'm stuck with Mabel babysitting me for-

Stan: The rest of the day. I won't be back until 3 in the morning.

Dipper: 3 in the morning? Right now it's 6 in the morning!

Mabel: Don't worry. I think the night will totally be young!

Stan: MORE MOCKERY!

The two laugh together, while Dipper puts a mad look on his face and the theme song starts.

Later, at the gift shop...

IN PROGRESS