Widdle Ol Me

"Lil Ol' Me" is a song Gideon sings in the Tent of Telepathy as a theme song for his show in "The Hand That Rocks the Mabel." Bud Gleeful accompanies on the piano.

Lyrics
Oh, I can see, what others can't see

It ain't some sideshow trick, it's innate ability

Where others are blind, I am futurely inclined

And you too could see, if you was widdle ol' me!

''Come on, everybody, rise up! I want y'all to keep it going!''

DIPPER: Wha--? 'How did he--?

GIDEON: Keep it going!

You wish your son would call you more

OLD LADY: I'm leaving everything to my cats!

CAT: Meow!

I sense that you've been here before

SHERIFF BLUBS: Oh, what gave it away?

DIPPER: Come on.

I'll read your mind if I'm able

Something tells me you're named Mabel

MABEL: How'd he do that?

''So welcome all ye... to the Tent of Telepathy''

''And thanks for visiting... widdle ol' me!''