User blog:FlashForward21/Boss Mabel Script

Ugh, why can't they air Boss Mabel sooner? Anyway, here's a script I wrote for it. It's incomplete for now.

Inside the Mystery Shack, Stan is trying to sell a jackalope to Deputy Durland while Dipper and Mabel watch.

Stan: C'mon, Durland! 500 bucks isn't too much!

Durland: I don't know...I already payed 200 dollars to clean mah bell.

Stan: I can guarentee that this jackalope is worth the cost. The antlers fall off.

Durland: I think I'll pass. He gets up and walks away.

Mabel: Don't worry, Grunkle Stan. I got this. She walks up to the Durland and puts on her most adorable puppy dog eyes.

Mabel: Can you pwetty pwease buy the wittle jackawope from my Gwunkle Stan, pweeeeaaasssseee?

Durland: Of course! I can't say no to that face. He pays the S500 and leaves.

Dipper: Wow, Mabel! How did you do that?

Mabel: Isn't this face just irresistable?

Stan: After placing his fez on the counter. That reminds too much of Gideon. Speaking of the little twerp, I wonder if he's 'plotting his revenge' right now!

Gideon is pacing around in his room.

Gideon: There must be a way to take control of that Shack and gain my vengeance. ''He starts flipping pages in '2'. ''Vampires...goblins...a mac and cheese recipe!? Oh okay, here we go. He reads the page and starts laughing maniacly.

Gideon: This is perfect! Dis gunna be good...

Back at the Shack

Dipper: Mabel, you just sold 20 things using your cute face. I'm impressed.

Stan: I'm not.

Mabel: Why?

Stan: Because...because....I'm better than you! Dipper and Mabel gasp.

Dipper: You're just jealous.

Mabel: Yeah. You know what? I bet I could run the Shack better than you can!

Stan: Is this a challenge? ''Mabel nods. Soos then runs in playing a trumpet.''

Dipper: Uh...Soos?

Soos: Mabel offered a challenge, dude. I had to do this.

Stan: Challenged accepted. ''He shakes Mabel's hand and walks away. ''If you need help, don't ask me!

Mabel: Hey look, Stan's fez! ''She puts it on. ''Woah! I feel bigger. Stronger! Like the greatest shopkeeper in history!

Dipper: This isn't going to go to your head, right?

Mabel: Of course not. ''She grabbs an 8-ball cane and slams it on the ground. ''Welcome to a new age, gents. A time of peace and prosperity. Welcome to the age of...BOSS MABEL!!! She starts laughing crazily.

Dipper: Oh boy.

Cue theme song.