User blog:ElectricMayhem/My First Fanon Episode

I was bored so I just guessed "eh, why not?" The episode is called "Reality-Warper".

The episode starts with Dipper and Mabel sitting on the couch.

Mabel is watching TV and Dipper is flipping through his book.

Dipper: Wow, that hobo we saw the other day was right, says here that Godzilla and the monster from the movie Cloverfield actually existed until 2003 when they mysteriously died.

Mabel: [monstrous voice] THEY DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES. REST ASSURE, MORTAL, THEY ARE IN A BETTER PLACE NOW.

Dipper: What was that?

Mabel: [normal voice] I said that I don't care, I just wanna watch this movie!

[you can hear a dog barking in the movie]

Mabel: Heh, that dog thinks he knows how to give people tattoos....

Dipper: Hmm... something's.... [whispering] creepy....

That night, Dipper is in bed trying to fall asleep, but he can't.

Dipper: Mabel, you awake?

Mabel: No, I'm asleep, stop talking.

Dipper: Something's weird. Earlier this morning I could've sworn you had this really cool monster voice, and then you went back to normal. And then, Soos had Gideon's head and Wendy had a turtle's head for a second, but then a second later they were back to normal. And then, after that, I could've sworn I saw a talking pillow running around!

Dipper's Pillow: Get your head off me! I... want... FREEEDOM!

Mabel: Be quiet! [throws her pillow at Dipper's head]

Dipper: Ow! That surprisingly hurt a little...

The next day, Dipper is eating breakfast.

Dipper: What's going on? This cereal isn't stale... something MUST be wrong.

Suddenly, a female version of Stan walks in.

Female Stan: What was that, She-Dipper?

Dipper: Aaaaah!

Mabel walks up to Dipper as a boy.

Male Mabel: What's the matter, sis?

Dipper turns into a female version of himself.

Female Dipper: [sighs] This doesn't even make sense any more..... [continues eating breakfast]

Later that day, Dipper, back to normal, is sitting on the couch next to Robby watching TV.

Dipper: Hey, Robby.

Robby: 'Sup, Wilbur.

Dipper: Wait a second....

Robby turns into Mabel.

Mabel: What's the matter, Wilbur?

Dipper: My name is not Wilbur!!!

Mabel turns back into Robby.

Dipper: Aaaah!

Robby turns into Gideon, then into Bigfoot, then into Grunkle Stan, and finally into Dipper.

Dipper: What the?

Dipper 2: If I'm you.... then who's me?

Dipper: You. You's me. Wait, now I'm not even making since!

A tiny little blue monster runs across the screen.

Dipper: Hmmm....

Dipper pulls out his book and opens it up to a page with a picture of that same blue little monster.

Dipper 2 leans over and reads the book too.

Dipper 2: Says here it's a "reality-warper" [monstrous voice] reality warper [high pitched voice] reality warper [Wendy's voice] reality warper.

Dipper: You are just really creepy.

Dipper 2 disappears.

Dipper jumps off the couch and runs after the blue monster. He finds it in the kitchen.

Dipper: Hey, you, you're the one's that been changing stuff up all day!

Reality Warper: Heh heh heh, you'll never catch me, you'll never catch me!

Dipper: Stop repeating stuff! [a tinier version of Dipper with wings flies across the screne]

Tiny Winged Dipper: Stop repeating stuff!

Dipper: Stop that!

Dipper pulls out his book and looks at the reality warper page.

Dipper: Now how do I defeat you....

Suddenly, Dipper's book changes into a joke book.

Dipper: A-ha! You're weakness is.... what's black and white and red all over?

A cat crawls out of Dipper's nose.

Cat: The news-paper! A blushing zebra! A black and white movie being watched on a TV with a red screen!

Dipper: That last one doesn't exactly make sense...

The cat turns into the reality warper, grows wings, and flies away laughing.

Dipper: Get back here! Nothing makes sense because of you!

The walls, floor, and ceiling float away and Dipper finds himself floating in an empty, dark void.

Dipper: Um, where are you, exactly?

The reality warper appears out of thin air in front of Dipper.

Reality Warper: Here! [teleports to behind Dipper] There! [the background changes to a replica of the mystery shack, except everything has the reality warper's fae on it] Everywhere!

Dipper: Gah!

The reality warper faces laugh menacingly as the ending credits begin.

Ending Credits Scene
Male Mabel has sparkles all over his face.

Male Mabel: Check it out, She-Dipper, I successfully bezazzled my face! [blinks] Blink!

It then cuts to a female gnome barfing rainbows.

It then cuts to a female version of Gideon talking to her mother.

Female Gideon: I can buy and sell you, old woman!

Cryptogram: Gl Yv Xlmgrmfvw... Nzbyv (To Be Continued... Maybe)