Blendin Blandin

Blendin Blandin is a time traveler who was sent to stop a series of time anomalies that were supposed to happen during the Mystery Fair. Blendin appears in the sidelines in many episodes. When he does make his appearance, it is often only for a moment. Dipper and Mabel obtain his time machine when they convince Blendin to take a break and ride the Rusty Barrel Rodeo at the Mystery Fair.

History
He is first seen picking up Mabel's flower hair clip in the bushes when Dipper and Mabel are being attacked by the gnomes. Later, he is seen picking up a calculator, when Old Man McGucket is screaming that he saw The Gobblewonker. He is amongst the crowd when Grunkle Stan unveils his wax figure. When Old Man McGucket is asking his question, the mystery man appears to be holding a shoe, and he quickly runs off screen. The shoe is Dipper's, as we found out in The Time Traveler's Pig. His photograph is also seen on

Dipper's list of suspects board. In the theme song, his photo appears with 'Lil Gideon and creatures. Even though he is a suspect in the murder of Wax Stan, he is not visited by Dipper and Mabel. He travels back in time to watch Mabel and Dipper. His identity is revealed in "The Time Traveler's Pig." He was assigned to prevent several anomalies from occurring during the Mystery Fair. While riding on a ride, Dipper and Mabel steal his time machine and cause the anomalies he was looking for. Blendin gets arrested by the Time Paradox Avoidance Enforcement Squadron, and swears revenge on Dipper and Mabel for stealing his time machine. Later the Time Baby, the presumable leader of the Time Paradox Avoidance Enforcement Squadron, forces him to clean up the past by recovering Dipper's shoe, his calculator, and Mabel's headband's flower; he is seen doing this throughout the episodes.

Blendin Blandin is from the year 207̃012 (pronounced "twenty sñevendy twelve").

Appearance
Blendin Blandin is a heavyset, light-skinned bald man. He wears gray & cream goggles and a gray jacket. The jacket seems to have a form of camouflage that is controlled by a watch-like device worn on his wrist. The wrist-worn device seems to be extra glitchy as it does not work as intended most of the time. He also has five fingers, unlike some characters. On his tool belt, he has a time machine, a device similar in design to a tape measure. It is operated by pulling the tab out to a certain length that corresponds to a certain period of time.

Quotes
"AH! My position has been compromised! Assuming stealth mode! Color match. Initiating color match. Come on, dang it!"

- Blendin Blandin

"Uh, no! Who told you that?! Memory wipe!"

- Blendin Blandin

"Blendin Blandin, Time Anomaly Removal Crew year 207̃012. My mission is to stop a series of time anomalies that are supposed to happen at this very location, but I don't see any anomalies! I don't know if it's some kind of paradox, or if I'm really tired."

- Blendin Blandin

"You shut your time mouth!"

- Blendin Blandin

"What the heck? I'm worth it!"

- Blendin Blandin

"Do you have any idea how many rules you just broke? I don't know, I'm asking. It must have been a lot, right?"

- Blendin Blandin