User blog:CaptainJones123/Gravity Falls Fan Episode 38

Hello. This one is called "Revenge of the Ringwraiths".

Transcript
(At Gideon's house, the Ringwraiths burst through the door)

Bud: What are you doing here?

(The Nazgul Leader knocks Bud away)

Nazgul Leader: Where's Gideon?

Bud: In his room!

(The Nazgul Leader cuts down the door)

Gideon: Have you finished your mission?

Nazgul Leader: No! We're here to kill you!

Gideon: Why?

Nazgul Leader: Because you're not our master!

(Gideon aims his amulet at them and shoots fire at them and the Leader knocks it away with his sword)

Nazgul Leader: Really?

Gideon: kcab uoy, slived!

(The Nazgul screech and back into the shadows)

Gideon: Fools!

(The Leader throws his sword at the amulet and it breaks)

Gideon: My powers!

(Bud opens the door and knocks out the Leader)

Bud: Gideon Charles Gleeful, clean up your room right now!

Gideon: Can't you see I'm trying to keep dark warriors from killing me?

Bud: That's what they were after! Looks like I just helped you out a little. They need there leader to command there battles.

Nazgul: I wouldn't be so smug, Bud Gleeful!

(The Nazgul raises his sword and prepares to bring it down on Bud and he splashes his soda on the Nazgul but the soda just seeps through him)

Nazgul: Foolish humans!

(The Nazgul slashes the can in half and all of it falls on Bud's pants and he runs away)

Nazgul: Time to die, little boy! Unless there is anyone who can stop us!

(The Nazgul raises his sword but falls to the ground and Mabel is standing behind him with a frying pan and Dipper, Stan, Wendy, Waddles, and the Spectre)

Gideon (sarcastically): My heroes!

Mabel: We are here to save you from the Beanwraiths.

Dipper: Ringwraiths.

Mabel: Whatever!

(Another Nazgul prepares to attack the heroes)

Dipper: Oh, look! Another Nazgul!

Nazgul: Time for you to fall into your own darkness!

(He laughs and Mabel throws the frying pan and knocks him out)

Mabel: Wow! Who knew frying pans were so affective.

Dipper: Samwise Gamgee!

Mabel: Oh, right! The Baggins Gardnerer!

Nazgul: Enough talk! Time to die!

(Mabel grabs the frying pan and knocks him out)

Gideon: I'm getting out of here!

(Gideon runs away)

Dipper: Loser!

(Mabel continues to knock out the Nazgul with her frying pan until each one of them is down)

Mabel (in a singing way): I did it! I'm a hero! I'm the frying pan master!

Dipper: Look out!

(A Nazgul stands above them ready to bring down the sword and does but it ends up cutting his cloak and it reveals Soos)

Soos: I can explain.

(The other Nazgul take off there cloaks to reveal other people that hate Gideon)

Everyone: We did this get our revenge on Gideon!

Dipper: Wait, why?

Everyone: Because we hate him and want him dead!

Dipper: I wonder why I'm not part of this club!

(The other heroes agree)

Dipper: So, is this episode over all ready?

Soos: Not yet! There's something else I want to do!

(They all shown in the kitchen with Bub, his wife, and Gideon eating sandwiches and drinking soda)

Dipper: Out of all the things we could have done, you choose eating sandwiches and drinking soda?

Soos: Yes. You got something better to do?

Dipper: Heh... well, I'm hungry and thristy anyway!

(They continue to eat and drink)

Bud: Pass the mustard!

(They hand him the mustard and he puts it on his meat and continues to eat it)

Gideon: Let's the end the episode all ready!

Dipper: It's too early for that!

Gideon: Okay, let's just have them watch us eat sandwiches and drink soda!

Dipper: It's a thought... but they want us to do something exciting!

Gideon: Uh... then how about watch you choke on the sandwich and the soda?

Dipper: Shut it!

Mabel: So...

(Dipper puts down the sandwich and walks to the bathroom)

Mabel: This isn't really helping our cause!

Dipper (off-screen): I know!

(Dipper comes back and continues to eat his sandwich and drink soda)

Mabel: Just end the episode already and come back later!

(The screen fades to black)