User blog:CaptainJones123/Gravity Falls Fan Episode 50

Hello. This one is called "A Ghost Story".

Transcript
(It shows John Craddock, in human form, sitting at a table looking a photo)

John Craddock: Wow! I never knew this! That's so amazing!

Stan: Thanks!

(John Craddock looks at Stan)

John Craddock: I'm not talking to you, genuis!

(It shows the picture is of Dipper and Mabel with little words at the bottom)

Stan: Well...

Theme Song
(It shows Leslie and her husband James sitting at the table and the other James walks in)

James: Hello, friends.

Leslie: Oh, hi, James! I just can't believe you and my husband have the same names! It's so funny!

James (the one that isn't the husband): I know! I can't believe it either! But there's gotta to be a way for the readers to tell us apart!

Leslie: Did you seriously just brake the fourth wall?

James (the one that isn't the husband): What? I never heard anyone say anything bad about!

Leslie: How about the writer puts your full name?

James Henry: You mean James Henry?

Leslie: Yes! That'll work perfectly! Because my husband's name is James Pines!

(James Henry looks mad and walks away and John Craddock walks in)

John Craddock: What's with him?

Leslie: Fourth wall and name troubles! And I just can't believe your a ghost, do I don't believe in ghost stories, so I don't believe your really a ghost!

John Craddock (while turning into a ghost): You best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Leslie. Because here in Gravity Falls, you're in one!

(Leslie claps her hands)

Leslie: What a good show!

(John Craddock groans and uses his cane to throw the table over the room and it smashes into pieces)

John Craddock: You don't believe in me enough, Miss Leslie! I'm a real ghost and I can prove it!

(John Craddock starts flying through objects and lands right where the table use to be)

John Craddock: You believe in me now, Miss Leslie!

Leslie: Naw! I'm pretty sure those objects are just holograms!

John Craddock: But the chair ain't a hologram! You haven't fallen through it!

Leslie: I never saw you fly through the chair!

(John Craddock flies through the chair)

John Craddock: Believe now?

James (shaking): I d-d-do Mr. Ghost!

John Craddock: See? Is your husband's word good enough for you!

Leslie: You probably just paided him to say that!

John Craddock: You're the woman with the lessest faith for ghosts on this side of Heaven and Hell. And trust me, I've been to both!

(John Craddock slams his cane on the ground and flys away to find Stan)

Leslie: What an act! I'm surprised Stan was willing to pay for all this!

(James faceplams and the scene shows John Craddock, in human form, sitting with Stan and them both drinking hot chocolate)

John Craddock: I just don't know how to get Leslie to believe in ghosts!

Stan: Just wait a while and stay around ghosts! That's who I started to believe!

(Stan, behind his cup of hot chocolate, does an evil smile for a quick second)

John Craddock: She needs to believe! James believes, even the other James, James Henry!

Stam: Hmm... I got it!

(It shows Leslie watching TV and the TV goes out and she tries to fix it but it won't come on)

Leslie: Hmm... it can't be a power out, all the other lights are still on!

(All the other lights go out and she tries to find a candle and finds one and lights it and tries to find Dipper, Mabel, and the team)

Leslie: Hello?

(It shows everyone in the Shack, but John Craddock and Leslie, outside and they are laughing and it goes to back inside)

Leslie: H-h-hello?

(Leslie voices echoes and she starts to hear footsteps, though she knows she is alone and turns around and looks and looks everywhere and starts to tremble)

John Craddock (off-screen): You... will... die!

(Leslie runs)

Leslie: I believe! I believe!

(John Craddock suddenly comes up out of the floor and raises his cane)

John Craddock: Oh, yeah! Well, you ain't believing hard enough!

(John Craddock touches the candle with his cane and it turns into something that looks like the Ghost of Christmas Past)

John Craddock: Run!

(Leslie runs for the door but it is locked and John Craddock appears)

John Craddock: It's time to die, Miss Leslie!

(John Craddock brings his cane through the door and the whole Shack starts to burn, but no one gets hurt)

Leslie: Let me out of this freak show!

John Craddock (starting to turn red): All it took was your death to believe! Well, that was stupid decision!

Leslie: Please don't kill me, Craddock! I have a family!

John Craddock: Who all believe in ghost! But you're letting them down! Well... time to see all the ghosts... in the afterworld!

(John Craddock brings down his cane onto the floor and Leslie starts falling into what seems to darkness that goes   on forever)

Leslie: HELP!

(It shows outside and the team isn't laughing anymore, then look worried of how long it's taking John Craddock)

Dipper: Should we... do something?

Stan (sweating): No! Let's just... give him a few more... m-m-minutes!

(It shows back inside and John Craddock is flying right next to Leslie)

John Craddock: I'll see you in the afterlife!

(John Craddock flies into a portal and Leslie falls in after him and it shows a place with nothing but fire, but around it is a heavenly place)

John Craddock: You best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Leslie! Your in one!

(John Craddock kicks her down into the fire below)

John Craddock: This is your fate, Leslie! Don't be stupid as I was when I was killed! The afterlife is one hell of a place!

(John Craddock suddenly disappears as Leslie falls into the fire to her death and suddenly wakes up on the ground and sees John Craddock standing over her)

John Craddock (raising one of his eyebrows): Believe now, Miss Leslie?

Leslie (reaching for his hand): Don't call me that!

(John Craddock pulls her up and opens the door and smiles at the team)

John Craddock: She believes!

(Everyone cheers)

Leslie (walking outside and points far off into the forest): Leave this household! You are a bad man and almost killed me!

John Craddock: Ever heard of a A Christmas Carol, Scrooge? I was trying to be like all the ghosts, combined in one big nightmare!

(John Craddock floats to the beginning of the forest and turns back and looks at them)

John Craddock: But heed my warning: The afterlife is one hell of a place!

(John Craddock disappears)

End Credit
Dipper (starting to tear up): Before you sent us to Gravity Falls you said, "You need some fresh air! You need to make some friends!". Well, we made a friend and you sent him off! You got rid of one of our many friends!

Leslie: He is a creep and a psycho!

(Everyone walks back inside, tearing up and Leslie starts to look worried)

Leslie: What have I done? What have I done?!

(It shows inside and everyone is looking at a picture of everyone with John Craddock in his human form and Leslie walks back in)

Leslie: I'm sorry! I've decided to let John Craddock say with us!

Everyone: Yay!

(They start to head to the door to search for him but he suddenly appears behind)

John Craddock: I heard what you said!

(Everyone turns around to see John Craddock)

John Craddock: So, what do we do now?

Dipper: Welcome back, friend!

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