User blog comment:ThePK/The Great Gravity Falls Quote Tourney/@comment-24506496-20150411035656

1)Rumble McSkirmish: Dr. Karate! You killed my father again!
 * Dr. Karate: Hnnnnggggghhh!
 * Rumble McSkirmish: You take that baaaaaack!

2)Mabel: Hey, I brought you a sandwich! It's kind of wet, but it's still good! I like sharing things. Sandwiches, secrets...  [whispers] share your secret, beautiful stranger.

3)Dipper: Mabel, if you don't hand over those pool supplies, I'll lose the coolest job ever!
 * Mabel: Okay...I understand. [Trying to distract Dipper] Hey, look! Wendy in a bikini!
 * Dipper: [Falls for it] Really? At night?

4)(After Dipper, Mabel, Wendy and Soos trap the Shape Shifter back in the freezer)
 * Shape Shifter: You think you're so clever, don't you, Dipper? But you have no idea what you're up against. You will never find the author! If you keep digging, you'll meet a fate worse than you can imagine - and this will be the last form you ever take!
 * (It turns into Dipper and does a terrified scream, becoming frozen in that shape; Dipper, Mabel and Wendy look shocked)
 * Soos: (to Dipper, chuckling) Good luck sleeping tonight!

5)Chadley: Ahhh! My face is being eaten a lot!

6)Bill Cipher:  I gotta hand it to you kids. You're a lot more clever than I gave you credit for. Especially the fat one.
 * Soos: (whispering to Mabel) He's talking about you...

7)Stan:  People don't roll around in their own filth - except for Soos.
 * Mabel: And we're the lesser for it!

8)Stan: Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face!

9)Mabel: Breaking stuff is so much fun, I am Dipper and I stink!

10)Mabel:  [Takes a picture of Dipper and Mermando with their lips together] Haha... blackmail!

That's right, I put 10 quotes. Sue me. (Don't Actually)