Thread:Guywhodoesstuffandthings/@comment-24100021-20131210222911

EXT. METROPOLIS- DAY

We pan across a shot of a metropolis, a voiceover is heard narrating.

VOICEOVER: Ahh, the city, the crappiest place to live.


 * Car alarms and gunshots are heard*

VOICEOVER: No, not THAT metropolis, you moron. I mean, Bugville.

SLASH EFFECT.

INT. WINDOWSILL- DAY

Antonio is inside a plastic glass. He is staring longinly at his owner.

ANTONIO:

Me and my owner, Jeff, are insperable, we do everything together. Like, get rabies from a rabid squirrel together. *shudders*

He trusts me.

We cut to a shot of Jeff hugging Antonio, and letting him make big decisions for him, while his mom facepalms. 