Straight Blanchin'

"Straight Blanchin'" is a rap song written and produced by Lil Bigg Dawggg. It's a summer hit and one of Soos' favorite songs.

Soos plays it on a boombox in the Mystery Shack, on his way to the Gravity Falls Museum of History, his pick-up truck and on the way home after his adventures with the Blind Eye Society. Soos describes it as "the catchiest song of the summer" much to Wendy's chagrin.

Lyrics
''Am I blanchin', ''Girl we blanchin' ''I live up in a mansion

''Am I blanchin', ''Girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion [repeat]

''Eat your own pants, ''Eat your own pants, ''Yeaah

Trivia
The foreword of the book How To DJ R-R-R-R-ight shown in Double Dipper was written by the rapper Lil Bigg Dawggg, the same rapper who sings Straight Blanchin'