User blog:CaptainJones123/Gravity Falls Fan Episode 14

Hello. This one is called "Idiot Box". And this follows yestarday's episode because Waddles ordered the box for Mabel.

Transcript
Dipper: See anything yet, Mabel?

Mabel: I need my glasses. [puts 2 glasses of water on her eyes] Hmmm, it's the mail truck!

Dipper and Mabel: Our package! [both start dancing & hopping]

Stan: I didn't realize it was Happy Hopping Moron Day.

Mailman: Dipper Pines ?

Dipper: That's me! [the mailman throws a very big box next to Dipper & Mabel]

Stan: That's a big box.

Dipper: Thank you. [still dancing & hopping]

Mabel: Hey Dipper, when do we stop hopping?

Dipper: 30 more seconds, Mabel. [rubs hands together]

Stan: He probably ordered a lifetime supply of bubble soap. [laughs while Dipper & Mabel pull out a big-screen TV] Huh? A brand-new television?

Dipper: Easy…easy… [throw the TV onto a trash-can]

Dipper and Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Yay! [jump into the box]

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Just when I thought they couldn't get any stupider. [walks off to Dipper and Mabel, who are now in the box]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Let me get this straight, you two ordered a giant screen television just so you could play <span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;">in the box?

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Pretty smart, huh?

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> I thought it wouldn't work.

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Uh-huh, that's quite a plan there. Oh, but wait, there was something else I wanted to ask you two. What was it? Oh, yeah, yeah. DON'T YOU TWO HAVE ANY BRAINS????!!!

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Stan, we don't need a television. Not as long as we have our… [makes a rainbow with his hands]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> …imagination.

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Wow, I never thought of it that way. That's really something. Can I have your TV?

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> With… [makes a rainbow with his hands]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> …imagination, I can be anything I want! A pirate! Arr! A football player! Hut!

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> A human!

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Mabel, you're already a human.

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> See, Stan? It works! You try!

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Ok, let's see. I'm imaging myself watching TV [points to the one on the trash-can]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> And there it is! Can I have it, Dipper?

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Sure, Stan.

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! [Stan pushes TV in his Shack]

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Okay, Stan, but if you change your mind, we'll be in this box!

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Let's play Mountain Climbing Adventure!

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Let's go for it! [pulls the flaps of the box over on them]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Gloves!

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Check.

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Hats!

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Check.

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Underwear!

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Uh… check!

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> OK Mabel, climb up there and secure this rope.

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> You got it! [climbing noises come from the box]

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Mabel! Mabel! Mabel, you're going too high!

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> I hope they put some air holes in that box. [goes inside the shack]

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Take it easy, Mabel, you've got to acclimate!

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> I'll take it easy when I'm dead! I'm shaking hands with God! Woo! Excelsior!

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> [opens his door]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Now where's that remote? ''[walks up to the remote, which is right next to the box. He picks it up]''

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> I am the lizard king! Woo!

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Mabel? Mabel? Mabel! I think we should keep our voices down! We might start an avalanche!

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> What?

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> I said, I think we should keep our voices down in case of avalanches!

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> What should we keep down?

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Morons.

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> OUR VOICES!!

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?! ''[kicks the box, causing an avalanche, making Dipper & Mabel screaming & fall. Stan starts sweating, worried he hurt them]''<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Dip...per? [Pokes the box, causing another avalanche]

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Hold me.

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Hang in there buddy, the chopper is on the way!

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Dipper! My legs are frozen solid! You're going to have to cut them off with a saw!

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> No Mabel, I can't do that!

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Why not?

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Because I already cut off my own arms!

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> NOOOOOO!!

''[Stan opens the box. Dipper and Mabel are just sitting there]''

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> What? How were you two making that noise?

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> [laughs]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> What noise, Stan?

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> We could only hear the sound of our laughter.

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Yes! But those sound effects: the avalanche, the, the, the…

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Don't forget the second avalanche.

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Forget it. [closes the box]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> I don't know why I'm wasting my time out here when I could be watching my brand new television. [helicopter sounds are heard from the box]

Pilot Inside Box:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Attention climbers, please hold on! The saws are on the way!

Dipper and Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> YAY!

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Grrrr... AHA!!! [opens box]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> How are you two doing that?

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> First we establish a base camp at 15,000 feet…

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> The noises! How are you two making those noises?

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> That's easy. All you need is a box.

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> And… [makes a rainbow with his hands]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> …imagination.

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Are you trying to say that I have no imagination? I have more imagination… [tries to make a rainbow with his hands but is unsuccessful]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> …in one hand than you two have in your whole bodies.

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> That's good. Now all you need is a box. [closes the box as Stan walks back to his shack]

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> I'll show them! [looks for another box]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> There's got to be one in here! [finds a small, round green box]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> This hat box should do nicely. [pulls out a sombrero]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Why haven't I worn this yet? ''[throws it off-screen, gets in the box he is too big for and just sits there staring at his watch. Kicks the box after he gets mad. Police sirens are heard]''

Policeman Inside Box:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Attention! We have you surrounded! Come out with your hands up!

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> What do they want with me? What did I do? I must have violated some new box kicking law! [walks out of house with the green box]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Look officers, everything's OK. I won't do it again!

Criminal Inside Box:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> You'll never take me alive, coppers!

Man Inside Box:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> No, Johnny! Don't do it! [Stan kicks the green box]

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> [opens box]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Oh boy! Another box! Mabel takes the hat box and closes the box they're sitting in, police sirens are heard]

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> I got to try to relax. Perhaps I can drown out their childish games with a little TV. [turns on TV to see a box conveyor belt channel]

Host:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> It is here that the boxes reach their final stage of assembly. [changes channel to see a professor talk about a box equation]

Professor:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> The equation is illustrated here by this box. [changes channel to a soap opera]

Man:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box. [both hold up boxes]

Woman:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> That's what I got you!

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Isn't there anything on that isn't about boxes?! [changes channel]

Host:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> And welcome back to Championship Boxing.

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Heh-heh, I guess this is ok. I mean, it's not really about boxes. [two cardboard boxes are going at each other]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> I give up.

Astronaut Inside Box:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> 3…2…1…blast off! [loud take off noises]

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> How are they doing that? That was the most realistic space launch I ever heard! There must be an explanation. Think, Stan, think! [imagines of a tape recorder they have and playing real effects]

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Stan's such a jerk. [both laugh]

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Laugh at me, will they? [opens box]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> All right, where is it?

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> [comes out of Stan's green box]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Here I am!

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Where's what, Stan?

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Don't "Where's what, Stan?" me! Where's the tape recorder?

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> We don't have a tape recorder, Stan!

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Don't "We don't have a tape recorder, Stan" me!

<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;">Dipper: But we don't!

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> We have a tape recorder box.

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> All right, make way you two, I'm coming in. [gets into box]

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Welcome aboard, Stan! You've just set sail on the S.S… [makes a rainbow with his hands]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> …Imagination. Where our only destination is fantastic adventure! Where do you want to go first?

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Don't mind me, I'm just here to observe.

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Stan, don't you see? Waiting and watching? That's not what the box is all about! It's all about… [makes a rainbow with his hands]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> …imagination.

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> All right, fine! Take me to Robot Pirate Island! I want to arm wrestle with cowboys on the moon! Just do it so I can get back and watch TV!

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Ok, Stan! Robot Pirate Island it is! [Dipper and Mabel close their eyes and make pirate and robot noises]

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Beep beep Beep.

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Arr.

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Boop boop boobeep.

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Ahoy matey!

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Beep beep.

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> For that you'll walk the plank! [Both laugh]

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> WHY WON'T THIS THING TURN ON?! All right, fine. If you don't want to show me, I don't care! I've got better things to do than pace the floor wondering how you two work this thing. [cut to Stan pacing in living room]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> How do those two work that thing? There's got to be a secret button or a switch or something! I mean, listen to that! [hears robot pirate battle noises from box]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> That sounds like Robot Pirate Island! Think, Stan, think! I got it! When those two go to bed, I'll sneak in there and find that button. I'll wait all night if I have to!

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> [fire works are herd both come out of box]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> I need sleep to refuel my imagination tanks!

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> I still can't believe those pirates beat all those robots.

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> See you in the morning.

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Good-night, Mabel.

[Stan sneaks out to get into the box]

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> [sees a piece of paper on the wall]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Hello, what's this? [reads]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> "This plaque is to commemorate the brave pirates who gave their lives to keep this box safe from the Robot Menace. Lest we forget…" [tears paper]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> I've got to find that button quick! [looks around box]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> It's got to be around here somewhere. I don't see anything! It's just an empty box! Maybe it really was their imagination. Oh…get yourself together, Stan! I mean, do I really believe that if I sit here and pretend to drive a race car that I'm suddenly going to start hearing noises? [steps on the imaginary gas pedal and hears the actual noise]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> What the…? [Stan turns the imaginary key]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> It actually works! [garbage truck takes box away]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> I can't believe it! Oh boy! This beats TV by a long shot! This is the most fun I've ever had!

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Listen to that, Waddles. Stan finally made the box work after all. That is so great.

Stan:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Only two more laps to the finish line! [the garbage truck dumps out the trash]<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> I'm in the lead! Out of my way! I'm almost there! Victory is mine! ''[box slides down a trash pile until it hits something, sending Stan into a cherry pie. The next morning…]''

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Hey, our box is gone!

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> Oh well.

Dipper:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> I know! Let's go see Stan!

Mabel:<span style="color:rgb(58,58,58);line-height:20px;text-align:justify;"> I hope he's not too down in the dumps today. [timpani noise sounds and the screen fades to black]