Unnamed football players

The football players are professional athletes who admire Stan Pines.

History
As Stan tells a self-serving tale in "Bottomless Pit!," the players compliment him for winning the "Football Bowl" and teaching them the value of the elderly.

Personality
The men admit to being somewhat arrogant, though they are humbled by Stan's athletic abilities.

Appearance
While the men vary in appearance, they are all roughly the same height and build: extremely tall and muscular. Their uniforms consist of black helmets with single green stripes, green shirts with yellow trim, yellow pants, black socks, and black shoes.