User blog:EpikFalls/S1E3 - First Day of School

It's Dipper and Mabel's first day of school. Can they make the best out of a monster apple? Meanwhile, Brad is tortured by a school bully.

Transcript
[pans up to a large school; Dipper and Mabel are putting their stuff in their lockers]

[Dipper] Man, the first day of school is getting tough. I mean, our teacher has a weird name, Mr. Atbash...and we also have people who look just like us and speak some weird language. Their names are Wrkkvi and Nzyvo.

[3] That's Atbash for Dipper and Mabel.

[Dipper] What? That's weird...they must of been speaking Atbash. Woah, what's that noise?

[locker next to Dipper's rattling, opens up, Alexis inside]

[Alexis] Dipper, today is your only exception, please do not bring my books to school.

[Dipper] Okay.

[Alexis fades in a puff of smoke, locker closes]

[Soos walks up to Dipper and Mabel] Hey dudes!

[Dipper and Mabel] Soos!

[Dipper] How's 8th grade going!

[Soos] Oh, it's awesome. My teacher is named Ms. Caesarian. Heh heh, funny name.

[Dipper facepalms, cuts to a larger school]

[IN PROGRESS]