User blog:WishKat/The Adventures of WishCat & SunDiamond!

Last night, I had a dream... It goes like this

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Sun: WISHCAT!

Wish: What?!

Sun: GUESS WHAT?

Wish: WHAT?!

Sun: Knock Knock... *Raises eyebrows condescendingly*

Wish: Uh... Who's there?

Sun: Britney Spears

Wish: Britney Spears... Who?

Sun: Knock Knock

Wish: Er...Who's there?!

Sun: Oops, I Did It Again!

Wish: Wha...?

Sun: GET IT? Like the SONG!

Wish: *Backs away slowly* Man, that is so stupid

Sun: FTW

Wish: *Facepalms*

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Wish: Sun, what's your middle name?

Sun: Why do you want to know?

Wish: *Shrugs* I dunno. Just cuz

Sun: Oh. Then... It's WishCat

Wish: O.O It is not

Sun: Is too. You can see for yourself; It's on my birth certificate *Shows her a peice of paper*

Wish: That's not your birth certificate. It's a coupon for free shampoo.

Sun: Yes it is. See? It says "SunWishCatDiamond"!

Wish: *Facepalms*

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Sun: WISHCAT! OH MY GOD! OHMYGOD!

Wish: What? WHAT IS IT? Is someone hurt?!

Sun: No! I just won the lottery!

Wish: *Gasps* You did?

Sun: YesYES! See? Three in a row!

Wish: OHMYGOD, You DID!

Sun: I told you! I told you! *Jumps up and down*

Wish: How much did you win?

Sun: Two dollars, and eighty cents!

Wish: *Facepalms*

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Wish: Hey, Sun. What's up?

Sun: Oh, you know. The usual.

Wish: And what's that?

Sun: The sky, the roof, that tree over there.

Wish: That's not a tree!

Sun: What is it then?

Wish: It's SEKI for chrissake! *Facepalms*

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Sun: LOOK! IN THE SKY!

Wish: What? Where?!

Sun: THERE! *Points*

Wish: *Squints* I don't see anything...

Sun: Me neither

Wish: *Facepalms*

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Wish: Hey, Sun! What are you looking forward to in life?

Sun: Armageddon.

Wish: Wtf.. Why?

Sun: So I can kick some ZOMBIE BUTT

Wish: What if it's a squirrel apocalypse?

Sun: It won't be. That's stupid. Squirrels are idiots

Wish: Shh! Be careful!

Sun: Why? *Smirks* SQUIRRELS ARE IDIOTS!!

Wish: Sun, no!

Sun: *Waves her arms* SQUIRRELS ARE-- GAAAAAAH!!

Wish: *Covers her eyes* Oh, Sun! I knew it! The squirrels have got you! *Wails*

Sun: Heh. Heheh.

Wish: What? What-- Why are you laughing?

Sun: Because... there were no squirrels attacking me, Wish

Wish: *Facepalms*