User blog:Dipper33101/Gravity Falls Episode 2 The Ranch

Dipper: Hey look! I found a stash of candy! What kind is it?

Mabel: Let me see, give me that!

Takes candy from Dipper and pours it in her mouth. Mabel starts to talk fast.

Mabel: What kind of candy is this?!

Looks at wrapper.

Mabel: Smile dip! How could you do this to me Dipper?! I think I'm going crazy. Am I talking to loud?!

Dipper: Yes you are!

The car comes to a stop.

Grunkle Stan: We're here at the ranch!

Mabel: We're in a salad?!?!

Dipper: No! It's a ranch like in cowboy movies.

Dipper and Mabel get out of the car.

Mabel: We're far away from home Dipper!

Shaking his arm.

Theme song.

They arrive at the stables where the ponies are kept.

Grunkle Stan: Marshel, my brother, where are you?

Marshel comes out the shadows.

Marshel: Brother you made it!

Grunkle Stan: You two go play with the ponies or whatever.

Dipper: Isn't that more of Mabel's thing?

Mabel: Now ain't that a purty sight?

Dipper: What's wrong with you?!

Mabel: I don't know what you're talkin' 'bout son! I'm purfectly fine!

Dipper: Oh no! I think it has something to do with the Smile Dip!

Mabel hops on a pony.

Mabel: Yeehaw! Giddyup pony!

Dipper: How did she change so fast?

Mabel waves her cowgirl hat in the air.

Mabel: Come on son! Ride with me!

Dipper: Okay?

Dipper hops on a pony named Winkie.

Marshel: Man, that girl adapts to cowgirl life fast!\

Marshel: Let me show you 'round.

They walk away. Soos is driving in his car.

Mabel: Go lil' pony! Go!

Dipper rides up to Mabel.

Mabel finds a lasso and spurs on the ground and stops her pony. She picks them up and puts them on. Mabel finds a cow and she's ready to rope it. The cow goes on the street and Soos honks while he's driving, almost going to run over Mabel. Soos stops and the pony jumps and Mabel falls off. The car flips and Mabel's on the curb watching.

Mabel: Ain't that a flyin' car!

Dipper: ?

Soos's car lands back on it's wheels. But the pony goes on the roof of the car, stomping on it.

Grunkle Stan hears the commotion.

Grunkle Stan: Sounds like the kids are having fun out there.

Stan doesn't see what's going on.

Soos: Dudes, I'm okay and that was awesome!

Mabel: Let's do that again folks!

Soos: What happened to your sister?

Dipper: She's gone crazy with this candy called Smile Dip.

Soos: I've heard about that candy! It gives you crazy powers! That's why they banned it in America.

Wendy gets out of the passenger seat.

Wendy: I'm alive? I'm alive! Weeee!!!

Wendy runs around the car.

Mabel: Look! A cow!

Mabel gets lasso and ropes Wendy accidentely because Wendy has a black and white shirt with a cow hat.

Dipper: Wait Mabel! That's Wendy!

Mabel already roped Wendy with her lasso.

Wendy: What the heck happened to Mabel?!

Mabel: Wait, that cow can talk?! I better put in a museum! Cow, you're coming with me.

Wendy: Wait! Mabel it's me Wendy! Don't kill me!

Mabel: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! This proves that cows don't talk!

Dipper: Duh Mabel!

Soos: Dude, I think you gave her too much Smile Dip.

Dipper: It was just one bag!

Soos: Has she eaten it before?

Dipper: Yeah, at a convience store, Dusk to dawn.

Grunkle Stan: Okay kids time to come inside!

Mabel: Aww, see you tomorrow pony! Yeehaw!

Dipper is last to go inside and sees Mabel's pony's eyes glow red.

Dipper: Did you see that Mabel?

Mabel: I don't know what ya talkin' 'bout bro!

Dipper mumbles: Gotta wait 'til she gets back to normal. Oh no! I'm turnin' into them now! Oh there it is again!

Wendy: What are you talkin' 'bout Dipper?

Dipper: Nothin'! Oh no! Me and you are turnin' into them!

Wendy: Who?

Dipper: Nothin' as usual.Uh, I gotta go to my room!

Runs away but comes back.

Dipper: Wait where's my room?

Grunkle Stan: Second door to the left.

Dipper: Got it!

Dipper runs upstairs.

Dipper33101 (talk) 01:36, January 3, 2013 (UTC)TO BE CONTINUED A.S.A.PDipper33101 (talk) 01:36, January 3, 2013 (UTC)