User blog:CaptainJones123/Gravity Falls Fan Episode 6

Hello, once again from CaptainJones123. This one is called "Star of the Show".

Transcript
(At the "You Think you have Talent?" auditions, Dipper and Mabel are dancing) Dipper and Mabel: Twins! Janster: Wonderful. I love you. One of you will make a good actor on this show. Dipper and Mabel: One of us?! Janster: Come back stage and I'll explain it all to you. (They go back stage) Janster: Listen, kids, both your acts are wonderful but we're having auditions for only one person. Dipper: Wow! I know how we will decide! Have Stan, Wendy, and Soos, judge us. Janster: Whatever. As long as you decide by tomorrow. (At the Mystery Shack) Stan: Okay. First: Singing Contest. The first is Mabel. (The curtain opens and smoke starts to fill the room) Wendy: How does Mabel have a smoke machine? Stan: I got it for her for Christmas! (Wendy and Soos continue coughing) Mabel (singing): When life hands you lemons, you got make some lemonade. Life is perfect, but sometimes it's not! How is there a way around that? Be perky. Be like me. Sing in the rain and everywhere. Let life hand you lemons, make some lemonade, and drink it up. Just drink it up! Where here in Gravity Falls! What could possibly go wrong, I asked myself? Then I found it. Well, I've got a pig. I named him Waddles, because he Waddles. (Waddles comes on the stage in a dancing outfit and Mabel and Waddles dance) Mabel (singing): When life hands you a pig, accept it. Accept it. For goodness's sake, accept it. Waddles, he is pink. And... something... (Waddles oinks sadly) Mabel: Waddles, I forgot my line. Stan: If you get on the show, you can't forget you lines! My goodness! Wendy: Are we playing "Good cop, better cop, and bad cop"? Stan: Yes. Soos is Good cop. Your better cop. And I'm bad cop. Wendy: So you're not going to like any of them? Stan: No. But I'm going to hard to please. (Stan laughs) Wendy: Okay... (Wendy leans to Soos) Wendy (whispering): Soos, I'm going to need to have a talk with the twins, so can you keep Stan busy? Soos (whispering): Got it... lady? (Wendy gets up) Wendy: I need to use the bathroom! Stan: Okay, but make it quick. Soos: Take as long as you need. (Wendy leads Dipper and Mabel back stage) Wendy: Warning: Stan is going to play "bad cop", so you're going to have to put your all into your moves to make Stan like your moves. And Dipper it's your turn. (Wendy goes back to her chair) Soos: And that is how Batman saved Christmas. Stan: Soos, you just told me the entire plot to "How the Joker stole Christmas" in seconds. Why didn't you audition for that show Dipper and Mabel are on. Wendy: Can we just get back to the audition already? (Dipper comes out)

Dipper: I hope you "jerks" like this. (Dipper winks) Dipper (singing): Yeah I, I got to come here. Well and I, could trace the monsters, baby. All I know is that to me, those monsters don't know a lot of fun. Mabel opens up here loving arms, I need some. Well I...I set my sight on them (and no else is brave) And I, I've got to have my way now, baby. All I know is that to me, those monsters don't know a lot of fun. Mabel opens up here loving arms, she needs to watch out, here I come. Gravity Falls spins me right round, baby, right round like a record, baby, Right round round round. Gravity Falls spins me right round, baby, right round like a record, baby, Right round round round. I, I got to be her friend now, baby, And I would like to hunt a little bit longer (little bit longer). All I know is that to me, those monsters don't know a lot of fun. Mabel opens up here loving arms, she needs to watch out, here I come. Gravity Falls spins me right round, baby, right round like a record, baby, Right round round round. Gravity Falls spins me right round, baby, right round like a record, baby, Right round round round. I must hunt. I must hunt. All I know is that to me, those monsters don't know a lot of fun. Mabel opens up here loving arms, she needs to watch out, here I come. Gravity Falls spins me right round, baby, right round like a record, baby, Right round round round. Gravity Falls spins me right round, baby, right round like a record, baby, Right round round round. Gravity Falls spins me right round, baby, right round like a record, baby, Right round round round. Gravity Falls spins me right round, baby, right round like a record, baby, Right round round round. Gravity Falls spins me right round, baby, right round like a record, baby, Right round round round. Gravity Falls spins me right round, baby, right round like a record, baby, Right round round round. Stan: Dipper wins Round 1! Wendy: Bad cop, uh? Stan: Uh... I liked it but not that much? (Wendy sighs) Stan: Okay, Second: Interpretive Dance. Mabel's first. (Mabel comes back out on stage) Mabel: Mommy! Why must you work so much? Daddy, arise from your slumber, and appreciate me... I'm troubled! Troubled and loooosst... Don't hate me, because I'm beautiful! Sticks and stones can break; my bones. But I will be reborn! Like a phoenix. Stan: Don't call us, we'll call you. (Dipper comes out) Stan: Be the colour orange! (Dipper does a pose) Stan: That's yellow! I said orange! (Dipper does the same pose facing another direction) Stan: That's it. (Mabel comes out near Dipper) Stan: Dipper wins. Considering he actually let me tell him what move to do, he wins round 2! Wendy: Stan, do you want to take my place as "better cop". Stan: No. I'm good. Third: Painting. Mabel's first again. (After painting, Mabel turns the painting around to show a picture of her hugging Waddles) Stan: Dipper's turn. (After painting, Dipper turns the painting around to show a picture of him battling monsters surronding him from ever direction) Stan: Dipper's got more detail! He wins. He's the one that's going to be on a show. (Mabel grabs her nearby suitcases, walks out the door with Waddles, and gets on the train) Dipper: Mabel! There votes don't mean anything! Stan, Wendy, and Soos: Hey! Dipper: Sorry! (As Dipper is laying in his bed at night, the phone rings) Dipper: Dipper speaking! Mabel (over phone): Just to let you know, I'm staying with Uncle Phil for the night, then I'm going back to Piedmont. I hope you do good on the show. (Mabel hangs up) Dipper: Mabel, no! I've got to rescue her. Stan has told me a lot about him! Doesn't sound like the best "kid and pig" caretaker. (At Phil's house) Mabel: Thank you, Phil for making Waddles's that lovely bed! Phil: Anything you for you, my little Mabel! (Back at the Mystery Shack, Dipper is getting on the train) Dipper: To Phil's house. Conductor Charllie: Anything you request, little man! (Dipper gets angry) Dipper: Phil's house! There it blows! (Dipper knocks at the door) Dipper: Mabel, I'm here to rescue you! (Dipper sees Mabel, Waddles, and Phil eating cookies) Dipper: Okay... sorry. Mabel, please come back to the Shack. Stan misses you. Wendy misses you. Soos misses you! I miss you! Mabel: That was really heartbreaking, but I'm sorry. Phil even told me I could even stay a few extra days till I get back on my feat. Dipper: Okay, Mabel, enjoy your new life. (Dipper closes the door and gets back on the train) Dipper (sadly): Back to the Shack, Charlie. Charlie: Okay, little man! (Back at the Shack) Dipper: There's got a way to get Mabel back before tomorrow. I'm running out of time. (Dipper hears a noise and looks out the window and sees smoke pouring from the forest) Dipper: Could it be? (Dipper runs to the door and opens it to see the Gravity Express run right pass the Shack) Dipper: Oh my... (The train rolls back and Mabel and Waddles get off) Dipper: Mabel, what made you come back? Mabel: Stan called me and told Gravity Falls was overrun with unicorns. Of course, I knew he was just joking, but I decided to come back anyway. (Dipper hugs Mabel) Dipper: Mabel, you need to prepare for tomorrow. Mabel: What for? Dipper: You got on the show. Mabel: But the "judges" picked you. Dipper: That was the reason you left, wasn't it? Mabel: No. Phil called me the morning before. He said he wanted to tell me something. Dipper: Why didn't you say so? Mabel: I needed to get there really quick. Dipper: What did he need? (Mabel pulls out the "1" book and Dipper gasps) Mabel: You're such a worry butt. (Mabel pulls off the cover to reveal a box of cookies) Dipper: Looks delicious. After you do the audition, we'll have them. (There's a knock at the door and Dipper opens it) Janster: I had a change of heart and I decided both of you could get on the show. (Later the next day) Janster: That was wonderful, Dipper and Mabel. You're on. Dipper: Mabel, where did you put those cookies? Mabel: Uh... (Mabel has a flashback) (Mabel walks into the kitchen, half asleep) Mabel: Waddles is that? (Mabel awakes and gasps) Mabel: Waddles? The cookies! Waddles, you ruined it! (Mabel ends the flashback) Dipper: Seriously, you let your pig eat cookies? Mabel: I was asleep. Janster: Here, have these. (Hands Dipper and Mabel cookies shaped like them) Mabel: Wow! How did you do that? Janster: Before I was a show judge, I was a chef. 'Till the accident... but that is another story... Dipper: Okay... we'll just go now. (They leave while Janster continues to stare into space in shock)