User blog:CaptainJones123/Gravity Falls Fan Episode 26

Hello. This one is called "The Pool Battle".

Transcript
(The screen shows the evil Steve watching Bob kill Dipper and Mabel)

Steve: Good job, Bob. You finally did something right for once in your life!

(Steve leaves as he shuts off the computer)

Bob (as the ash clears): I can't believe he bought that fake explosion.

Stan (walking in): Who wants to go to the Gravity Community Pool?

Everyone: Me!

Stan: Okay. Get your swimming suits and meet me in the car!

(Later at the Gravity Community Pool)

Dipper: Ah. So now we know what the Gravity Community Pool looks like!

Bob: Sure looks refreshing!

(Mabel climbs the Hight Dive ladder and prepares to jump off but falls onto the board in fear)

Dipper (whispering to Bob): Mabel has always had a fear of the High Dive! Mine helping me help her?

Bob (whispering to Dipper): No promblem, Dippingsauce.

(Mabel and Bob laugh while Dipper madly jumps in the pool)

Bob: I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!

(Stan is shown sitting on a side chair drinking lemonade and reading "Gold Chains for Old Men Magazine")

Stan: Soos, more lemonade!

(Soos runs and grabs his cup)

Soos: Right away, sir!

(Wendy walks into the pool)

Wendy: Bob, come in! The waters fine!

Bob: Okay!

(Bob jumps high in the air and lands in the water)

Bob: This really is soothing!

(Mabel gets ready to jump again and does it)

Dipper: Mabel did it! Mabel did it! She really did it!

(Mabel lands in the water sending out a big blast of water)

Stan: I'm so happy I ordered "the waterproof edition" of this magazine!

(Soos runs back with Stan's lemonade)

Soos: What happened here? A tsunami?

Stan (taking off his glasses): Mabel jumped off the high dive!

Soos (handing Stan his lemonade): Makes much more sense!

(Soos sits on a side chair and falls asleep)

Dipper: This is so fun!

(Dipper leans closer to Mabel)

Dipper (whispering to Mabel): And I sure hope no monsters attack us!

(Suddenly, the water starts swirling in the form of a whirlpool but no one gets sucked in)

Dipper: Never mind!

(Then it stops)

Dipper: Weird!

(Then arrows pierce the side wall to form the shape of Gideon)

Gideon: I'm back fools!

Dipper: Oh, no!

(Mabel charges at Gideon but he puts up a force field)

Gideon: Bye bye, Mabel!

(Gideon swings it and knocks Mabel back into the pool)

Mabel: At least I know how to swim underwater.

(Gideon fires a beam into the water and it's to bubble and also starts to get hotter)

Dipper: Everyone get out!

(Everyone jumps out of the burning pool)

Dipper (evily): You shall pay for ruining fun time in the pool!

(Dipper charges at Gideon but Gideon blocks each attack)

Gideon: I thought you be better at this, old friends!

Mabel: But how are you still alive? Ace killed you!

(Gideon smirks)

Gideon: He didn't kill me! He just transported me to a different universe!

Everyone: Oh.... That makes perfect sense!

Gideon: So, kids, how's Ace?

Dipper: Destroyed by the Spectre and his backward spells! Maybe if I do one maybe you'll be defeated!

(Gideon looks worried)

Dipper: taefed noediG!

(Gideon, fakely, falls to the ground in pain)

Gideon: Ah, it hurts so bad!

(Gideon gets up and raisies his new magic amulet!

Gideon: My turn! hsup reppiD otni eht loop!

(Dipper flys into the hot pool and screams and jumps out and snatches the magic amulet)

Dipper: My turn! hsup noediG otni eht loop!

(Gideon flys into the hot pool and screams and jumps out and snatches the magic amulet)

Gideon: My turn!

(Dipper grabs the magic amulet and smashes it in his hand)

Gideon: My light!

Everyone (leaving): You're the light of my life too, pal! Yeesh! Freak show!

(Gideon falls into the ground and screams)

Gideon: I'll get you Dipper Pines! I will get you all!

Dipper (off-screen): Good luck! You'll need it!

(Dipper laughs off-screen as Gideon screams)

Mabel (off-screen): Good one!

(Back at the Shack)

Stan: Okay, next time we go to the pool... I'm bringing a force field so Gideon can't get in!

(Everyone laughs)

Bob: Seriously, people! Stop laughing!

(Everyone laughs again)

Bob: I'm out of here!

(Bob presses a button on a remote and jumps into a portal)

Dipper: He'll come back right now! Right... now!

(Bob doesn't come back)

Dipper: Oh, forget it!