User blog:AweAndTri1337/My Life In Gravity Falls (Story)

Bold textChapter 3: Head Hunting

Ok, I swear I've not seen anything stranger than my earlier mysteries last time. That Gobblewalker was a real shocker. No where is safe when those twins are around. I got moscitoe bites that spell out "BEWARB" what the heck is that all about? So anyway, I heard that there was a Wax Museum at the Mystery Shack and free pizza. I liked the sound of that but the Mystery Shack is where Dipper and Mabel live. I'm going to take a risk. The following day the Wax Museum... I had to pay some money to go in. So I had a plan. I'm going to break in... well I can't actually break in if there is no walls it's outdoors so I can't break in. I'm gonna sneak in. Yeah, that's better. I tiptoed behind a huge crowd were Stan wouldn't see me. When the crowd made it to their seats I hid behind some other folks. Then Stan's speech began. I wasn't paying any attention. I saw some strange dude. He had a grey jumpsuit, a pair of googles, and he is completely bald. What's that all about? He picked up some kind of shoe. It looked like Dipper's shoe. Then he suddenly ran away and disappeared in a flash of light. I never understood this town's mysteries.

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