User blog:TitanicMixGirl/Episode 15 I Made Up

(Wow, I haven't written one of these in like 2 years? Whoa! O.o Anyway, here ya go!)

(The following future episodes will take place after Ford's return)

This one is called:

"Oh, Wendy"

Dipper: (laying in bed) (staring at the cieling at night) (thinking about Wendy and her long ginger hair and her beautiful face. He imagines what it would be like to have her as his girlfriend) (smiles)

Mabel: (wakes up and sits up) Aaahh!!!

Dipper: (startled from Mabel and sits up) Aaaah!! (Looks at Mabel who is just sitting up in bed panting) Mabel, what the heck?! You scared the living daylights outta me!

Mabel: (looks at Dipper) Sorry, sorry! I just had a nightmare, I guess. It was just... scary. (pulls covers up closely)

Dipper: Hey, it's okay, people have nightmares. You uh... wanna talk about it?

Mabel: (shakes head) Nah, I'm good. Heh. So, sorry for waking you.

Dipper: Oh, I uh, I actually was already awake. Having trouble going to sleep, ya know.

Mabel: Thinking about Wendy?

Dipper: (sighs) Ya...

Mabel: Aren't you over her?

Dipper: Ya! Of course! I mean... I'm trying to...

Mabel: Dipper, you know it's probably not gonna work out.

Dipper: Ya, but-

Mabel: I started planning your things out with your other potential crushes. The ones that are our age and that you actually have a chance with.

Dipper: I still have a chance with Wendy! Oh who am I kidding? Of course I don't. And I don't like those other girls as much as I like Wendy. Ugh. I just wish we were both older, then the age gap wouldn't be much of a problem. Or if I was her age, or she was my age or something.

Mabel: Well she's not your age, and you're not her age. Dipper, maybe if you just wait till you're older something will happen.

Dipper: I suppose, but what if she meets her future husband by then? I mean, I'll be 2 years younger than her when it comes time to marry! What if she finds her husband and then I have absolutely no chance?

Mabel: Whoa whoa. Dipper, you've gotta slow down a bit. Don't be so paranoid. Just relax. Life will take you in any direction. If it's meant to be, it's meant to be, bro.

Dipper: You're right. I'm getting too caught up in just some stupid crush who doesn't even like me back. I just don't know how to get over her. I see her like every day just sitting at that counter all beautiful and-

Mabel: You've got to stop it, bro! Look, it's not gonna happen. Alright?

Dipper: But you just said-

Mabel: I was just trying to be nice. It's so obvious that she's out of your league. I'm sorry I had to break it harsh to ya, bro bro. But the truth has been spoken.

Dipper: But if she was just our age, it wouldn't be a problem!

Mabel: (chuckles) Oh Dipper, even if she was our age she probably wouldn't fall for you.

Dipper: You don't know that.

Mabel: I don't know lots of things. But I'm always right. ^-^ Besides, it's not like you can just change someone's age. Plus it's just a really wrong thing to do.

Dipper: Well ya, but I mean-

Mabel: (yawns loudly) Look, let's just go back to sleep. Okay? Or, at least let me go back to sleep.

Dipper: (rolls eyes) Ya ya, my love life is very uninteresting to you. I get it.

Mabel: Oh, your love life is very interesting to me! Very interesting... ouo

Dipper: (looks at her strangely) Um... Okay then. Well, good night. Heh. (Lies back down and closes eyes)

Mabel: (chuckles) Don't worry, you'll find someone who you can really love someday. (Lies down too and closes eyes) (falls back asleep)

Dipper: (opens one eye and looks at her and sees her sleeping) (turns back to her and pulls out journal and flips through it) Age thing, age thing, age thing... (smiles) Aha. :Age Juice: Found dripping from this plant by the waterfall." Hm... (smirks)

(To be continued soon! Promise! ^-^)