User blog:Mf99k/Some of The Best Things About Gravity Falls Valley

Gravity Falls is great. Like really great. Definitely on my top ten places list somewhere... I mean radioactive oranges, and two headed giraffes, whatever. But a tree with SHOES instead of leaves? A "bikeway" that really isn't a bikeway? Abandoned mines? THIS PLACE IS GREAT! Seriously admiring the pileated woodpeckers. They make my day. Also the american dippers and the "mangy deer." But there's no black phoebes here... it makes me sad. :(

Seriously, though. I need to get back home soon. Even though it took forever for the Keystone to bring me here in the first place, now it's taking forever for me to find my way back. I'm homesick. I can't leave Gravity Falls now, no matter how hard I try. It's like a curse or something.... Why me? Why me and nobody else? Well, I guess I'm not really the only one, with the Pines twins and all. But I've kinda given up on telling people the truth and stuff, but nobody ever believes me. The just say things that make me stop believing myself. Maybe I really am crazy. But no, there's too much evidence against it. Next time you look at the stars, remember that-that some things are real. And if you aren't careful, some things will become real.

bye for now

-Mirra