Society of the Blind Eye/Transcript

♪ TA DUM,

LOCKING UP ♪

( chittering )

SHOO, POSSUM, SHOO.

GIT, McGUCKET, GIT!

♪ TA DUM, TA DUM

GOOD NIGHT, DINER.

GOOD NIGHT, TREES.

GOOD NIGHT, TINY MEN

STEALING MY PIE.

WAIT. WHAT?!

LIFT WITH YOUR KNEES.

NO, YOUR KNEES.

IF I GO ONE MORE

HOUR WITHOUT EATING,

I'M GONNA RESORT

TO CANNIBALISM.

MA'AM.

( shrieks )

LITTLE MAGIC MEN.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

WHAT DO I DO?

YES, HI.

I'D LIKE TO REPORT SOMETHING.

I'M AT GREASEY'S DINER.

YOU WON'T BELIEVE

WHAT I'VE WITNESSED.

IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

IT'S INDESCRIBABLE.

IT'S…

( screaming )

IT IS UNSEEN.

WELL, BACK TO PIE.

I WAS THIS CLOSE

TO EATING YOU, STEVE.

♪

ALL RIGHT, AUTHOR,

WHO ARE YOU?

WHO ARE…

BLECCCH!

( coughs )

NOT AGAIN.

HEY, BRO-BRO,

LOOK WHAT I GOT.

YAY, A FILTHY

GREEN BOTTLE.

IT'S A BOTTLE MESSAGE

FROM MERMANDO, REMEMBER?

HE WAS PART FISH,

PART SHIRTLESS GUY.

( gasps ) WHAT IF HE WANTS

TO GET BACK TOGETHER?

I WOULDN'T GET

YOUR HOPES UP, MABEL.

TOO LATE.

HOPES ARE WAY, WAY UP!

( squeals excitedly )

"DEAR MABEL…"

SO FAR SO GOOD.

"IT IS WITH

A HEAVY HEART…"

SO FAR, SO GOOD.

"THAT I MUST INFORM YOU,

I'M GETTING MARRIED"?!

AND THERE IT IS.

"IN ORDER TO PREVENT

AN UNDERSEA CIVIL WAR,

ARRANGED WEDDING,

QUEEN OF THE MANATEES…"

AND SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.

OH, MABEL, YOU'LL

GET OVER HIM EVENTUALLY.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,

DIPPER.

ON MY FIRST DAY HERE,

I MADE THIS PAGE FOR

SUMMER ROMANCES.

LOOK AT MY LUCK.

TURNED OUT TO BE GNOMES,

CHILD PSYCHO,

MADE OUT WITH

HIS OWN HANDS.

AND NOW…

I WISH I COULD JUST

FORGET ABOUT THEM FOREVER.

HEY, IF IT'S

ANY CONSOLATION,

MY SUMMER MISSION

ISN'T A HUGE

SUCCESS EITHER.

I'M STILL TRYING TO FIND

THE AUTHOR OF THIS JOURNAL.

WITH HIS LAPTOP SMASHED,

I'VE LOST ANY LEAD

IN FINDING HIM.

WAIT A MINUTE.

DIPPER, LOOK!

- THROUGH YOUR BOTTLE?

- JUST DO IT.

"McGUCKET LABS."

WAIT. OLD MAN McGUCKET?

DIPPER, YOU DON'T THINK…

COULDN'T BE.

DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE,

UNLESS…

THIS MATCHES

WITH THIS.

THIS GOES OVER HERE.

AND THEN THE NAME…

SO THAT WOULD MEAN

OLD MAN McGUCKET

WROTE THE JOURNAL?!

♪ AM I BLANCHIN', GIRL,

WE BLANCHIN' ♪

♪  I LIVE UP IN

A MANSION ♪

♪ AM I BLANCHIN', GIRL,

WE BLANCHIN' ♪

♪ I LIVE UP IN

A MANSION ♪

UGH! I CAN'T GET

THAT TERRIBLE SONG

OUT OF MY HEAD.

YOU MEAN "STRAIGHT BLANCHIN'"

BY LI'L BIG DAWG?

IT'S THE CATCHIEST

SONG OF THE SUMMER.

WHAT IS BLANCHIN'?

RAPPERS CAN'T JUST

MAKE UP WORDS.

RAPPERS ARE VISIONARIES,

WENDY.

IF THEY TOLD ME

TO EAT MY OWN PANTS,

I WOULD DO IT.

♪ EAT YOUR OWN PANTS,

EAT YOUR OWN PANTS ♪

I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE.

WENDY, SOOS, WE NEED TO

GO SEE OLD MAN McGUCKET.

- WE'LL EXPLAIN

ON THE WAY.

- GAH!

HEY, WHAT ABOUT WORK?

KIDS!

WHY IS SOOS

EATING HIS OWN PANTS?

OLD MAN McGUCKET,

ARE YOU HERE?

HERE, HILLBILLY,

BILLY, BILLY, BILLY.

( laughing )

THAT'S GOOD.

TOOK AN HOUR

TO THINK OF THIS,

BUT IT WAS WORTH IT.

Both: HA!

GET OUTTA HERE,

YOU SALT LICKIN',

HORNSWAGGLIN'…

McSUCKIT.

THEY GOT ME GOOD.

VISITORS!

COME, COME.

PULL UP SOME RUSTY METAL.

YOU'RE JUST IN TIME

FOR MY HOURLY TURF WAR

WITH THE HILLBILLY

WHAT LIVES IN

MY MIRROR.

QUIT STARIN' AT ME

WHEN I BATHE!

YOU CAN DROP

THE ACT, McGUCKET.

I KNOW YOU'RE

THE AUTHOR.

YOU STUDIED THE

MYSTERIES OF THIS

TOWN AND WROTE THIS BOOK.

DUDE, YOU'RE THE GENIUS

DIPPER'S BEEN SEARCHING

FOR ALL SUMMER.

UH, GENIUS?

I'M NO GENIUS.

I NEVER DONE NOTHIN'

WORTHWHILE IN MY LIFE.

EVERYONE KNOWS

I'M NO GOOD TO NOBODY.

I CAN'T REMEMBER

WHAT I USED TO BE,

BUT I MUST'VE BEEN A BIG

FAILURE TO END UP LIKE THIS.

BUT THE LAPTOP HAS

YOUR NAME ON IT.

WHAT ABOUT THIS BOOK?

ARE YOU SURE YOU

DIDN'T WRITE IT?

HERE, LOOK CLOSELY.

I TOLD YOU,

I DON'T RECALL.

EVERYTHING BEFORE

1982 IS JUST A BLUR.

JUST A HAZY…

( shrieks )

THE BLIND EYE!

ROBES. THE MEN.

MY MIND.

- THEY DID SOMETHING.

- WHO DID?

I… OH,

I DON'T RECALL.

OH, YOU POOR OLD MAN.

NO WONDER YOUR MIND'S ALL

( blows raspberry).

YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH

SOMETHING INTENSE.

WHAT IF McGUCKET

LEARNED SOMETHING

HE WASN'T

SUPPOSED TO KNOW,

AND SOMEONE, OR SOMETHING,

MESSED WITH HIS MIND?

WE'VE GOT TO GET

TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

THINK, DUDE.

WHAT IS THE EARLIEST

THING YOU CAN REMEMBER?

UH, THIS IS,

I THINK.

Wendy:

THE HISTORY MUSEUM.

THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOING.

♪ AM I BLANCHIN', GIRL,

WE BLANCHIN' ♪

UGH, SOOS!

UGH!!

I'LL BUY YOU

A NEW ONE.

HELLO? ANYONE HERE?

ALL RIGHT,

KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED

FOR ANYTHING

SUSPICIOUS.

( sighs )

MABEL, ARE YOU OKAY?

YOU JUST WALKED BY

A CAT WITHOUT PETTING IT.

OH, WENDY, EVERYTHING

I LOOK AT

REMINDS ME OF

MY FAILED ROMANCES.

THAT FORMALDEHYDE HEART.

THAT ROMANTIC DIORAMA.

EVEN THIS POSTER OF

MY MOST RECENT EX-CRUSH.

AW, COME ON!

SO YOUR LAST

MEMORY WAS HERE.

- ANYTHING COMING BACK?

- GUYS, LOOK!

Dipper:

HEY, WHO'S THERE?

WELL, KETTLE MY CORN.

HE VANISH-IFIED.

IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

WHERE DID HE GO?

I FEEL LIKE

ALL THESE EYEBALLS

ARE A-WATCHIN' ME.

WAIT.

THEY ARE.

MOVE ASIDE.

JACKPOT!

A SECRET PASSAGEWAY.

WE'LL HAVE TO BE

STEALTHY.

I'LL HAMBONE A MESSAGE

IF THERE'S TROUBLE.

I HAVE NO IDEA

WHAT THAT MEANS.

( voices chanting )

( chanting continues )

WHO IS THE SUBJECT

OF OUR MEETING?

( gasping )

THIS WOMAN.

LAZY SUSAN?

WHAT IS IT

THAT YOU HAVE SEEN?

All: SPEAK!

UH, WELL, UH,

I WAS LEAVING THE DINER,

AND I SAW THESE LITTLE

BEARDED DOODADS,

AND I WAS, LIKE,

"WHAAAA?"

THERE, THERE.

YOU WON'T BE

"LIKE WHAAAA"

FOR MUCH LONGER.

WHAT IS THAT GIZMO?

IT LOOKS LIKE

A HAIR DRYER.

ARE YOU GUYS BARBERS?

( screaming )

LAZY SUSAN, WHAT DO YOU

KNOW OF LITTLE BEARDED MEN?

MY MIND IS CLEAR,

THANKS TO THE SOCIETY

OF THE BLIND EYE.

All: IT IS UNSEEN.

OH, MY GOSH.

THEY ERASED

LAZY SUSAN'S MEMORY.

GUYS, ARE YOU

SEEING THIS?

THEY JUST WIPED

LAZY SUSAN'S MEMORY.

THEY SHOULD'VE WIPED OFF

THAT AWFUL MASCARA.

I THINK SHE

LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.

SHE'S DOING THE BEST

SHE CAN, SOOS.

WHOA, TOUCHED

A NERVE THERE.

LAZY SUSAN,

HOW DO YOU FEEL?

I FEEL GREAT!

I CAN'T EVEN

REMEMBER WHAT WAS WRONG,

OR WHAT I'M DOING HERE,

OR IF I'M

A MAN OR A WOMAN.

YOUR MEMORIES

WILL BE SAFE WITH US,

BURIED IN THE HALL

OF THE FORGOTTEN.

Robed Men: INTO THE HALL

OF THE FORGOTTEN.

INTO THE HALL

OF THE FORGOTTEN.

GOOD CHANTING, BOYS.

HAVE YOU BEEN PRACTICING?

( all gasping )

MEETING ADJOURNED.

- UNSEE YOU LATER.

- UNSEE YOU LATER.

UNSEE YOU LATER.

UNSEE YOU LATER.

AMAZING.

A SECRET SOCIETY

OF EVIL MIND ERASERS.

I'LL BET THEY ERASED

YOUR MEMORY A LONG TIME AGO.

IF WE COULD FIND

WHERE YOUR MEMORIES

HAVE BEEN HIDDEN,

IT COULD BE THE KEY

TO UNLOCKING

ALL THE MYSTERIES

OF GRAVITY FALLS.

ALL RIGHT,

MABEL, WENDY,

YOU TWO STAY HERE

AND MAKE SURE THOSE

ROBE GUYS DON'T COME BACK.

WHOOO! GIRLS CLUB.

SOOS, YOU, ME,

AND McGUCKET

ARE GONNA GO FIND

THE HALL OF THE FORGOTTEN.

- ( sucking sound )

- WHOA!

FOLLOW THAT HAT!

Robed Man: HALT!

IS SOMEONE THERE?

AAH! WHAT DO WE DO?

WHERE DO WE GO?

MAN, THESE ARE

REALLY POORLY MADE.

I COULD'VE SWORN

I HEARD SOMEONE.

PROBABLY JUST

THE JANITOR

KISSING THAT WAX

SETTLER WOMAN AGAIN.

WOOF! REMIND ME TO

ERASE THAT FROM MY MEMORY.

WHEW! THERE IT IS.

HURRY!

HONEY FOGELIN',

SALT LICKIN' SKULLDUGGERY.

MAN, YOU HAVE GOT TO

TEACH ME SOME OF THOSE

OLD-MAN SWEAR WORDS.

( sighs )

I JUST DON'T

GET IT, WENDY.

I HUG A LOT, I CAN

BURP THE ALPHABET,

I HAVE SCRATCH

AND SNIFF CLOTHING.

WHY DOES EVERY BOY

LEAVE ME?

PFFT, WHO CARES?

BOYS ARE THE WORST.

YOU SHOULDN'T GET

HUNG UP, MAN.

MAYBE I COME ON

TOO STRONG, YOU KNOW?

WELL, WHAT'S

YOUR OPENER?

PRETEND I'M A BOY.

MMM, TESTOSTERONE.

( spits )

( loudly ) HI. I'M MABEL!

I'M 12 AND OWN A PIG!

WANNA GET MARRIED?!

( laughs )

HONESTLY? THAT WAS PERFECT.

YOU SHOULD JUST

FORGET ABOUT GUYS, MAN.

WENDY, THAT'S IT.

FORGET ABOUT GUYS.

I JUST NEED TO TYPE

"SUMMER ROMANCES"

INTO THIS THING,

AND I WON'T FEEL

BAD ABOUT THEM ANYMORE.

WHOA, HOLD UP, MABEL.

WE DON'T EVEN KNOW

WHAT THAT THING DOES.

YOU COULD ACCIDENTALLY

ERASE, LIKE,

LEARNING TO READ

OR BREATHE OR…

OR ONE OF THOSE

TERRIBLE SUMMER SONGS

YOU CAN'T GET

OUT OF YOUR HEAD?

LOOK AT ALL THESE TUBES.

PEOPLE MUST'VE BEEN

GETTING THEIR MEMORIES

ERASED ALL OVER TOWN.

WHOA, LOOK AT THIS.

YES, ROBBIE, WHAT IS IT

THAT YOU HAVE SEEN?

SO I WAS ATTACKED BY

THIS MAGIC KUNG FU GUY

THAT WAS THROWING, LIKE,

BALLS OF FIRE AT ME.

I KICKED HIS BUTT,

THOUGH.

ROBBIE,

SPEAK HONESTLY.

I WAS SAVED BY

A 12-YEAR-OLD.

WHY ARE THEY ERASING

PEOPLE'S MEMORIES?

I STILL DON'T GET IT.

LOOKY, FELLERS.

IT'S THOSE WORDS

WHAT PEOPLE CALL ME.

OH, DUDE, YOUR MEMORIES.

WE DID IT.

GRABBY GRABBY.

( beeping )

I GOT IT!

I DON'T KNOW, MABEL.

ARE YOU REALLY SURE

THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?

ALL IDEAS ARE GOOD IDEAS.

- ( loud beeping )

- DO YOU HEAR THAT?

THE ALARM IN MY BRAIN

IS A-RINGIN' AGAIN. AH!

HALT! WHO'S THERE?

- OH, NO!

- RUN.

GET BACK HERE!

OH, YOU'VE REALLY

TARRED IT UP NOW, FIDDLEFORD.

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

WHY DOES MY BEARD

HAVE A BANDAGE?

DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE?

WHY HAS NO ONE

POINTED THAT OUT?

OKAY, I THINK

WE'RE SAFE.

WE PLAYING

"GUESS WHO"?

DUDE, I KNOW

IT'S YOU, DIPPER.

SUCH BIG, STRONG HANDS.

( chanting )

YOU SHOULDN'T

HAVE COME HERE.

WE DO NOT GIVE UP

OUR SECRETS LIGHTLY.

WHO ARE YOU

BATHROBE-WEARING FREAKS?

WHY ARE YOU

DOING THIS?

WHAT'S WITH YOUR CREEPY

BRITISH ACCENT?

WELL, I SUPPOSE WE ARE GOING

TO ERASE YOUR MINDS ANYWAY.

Mabel:

TOBY DETERMINED?

Dipper:

BUD GLEEFUL?

Wendy:

THAT FARMER GUY?

CREEPY DUDE WHO

MARRIED A WOODPECKER?

YOU, TOO?

HOW'S THAT MARRIAGE

GOIN', BY THE WAY?

OH, GREAT, GREAT.

( whispering )

NOT GREAT.

AND YOU'VE NEVER

MET ME BEFORE.

AND IF YOU HAD,

YOU WOULDN'T REMEMBER.

I AM BLIND IVAN,

AND WE ARE THE SOCIETY

OF THE BLIND EYE.

FORMED MANY YEARS AGO

BY OUR FOUNDER…

OUR FOUNDER… DOES

ANYONE REMEMBER WHO HE WAS?

WE'VE BEEN USIN'

THAT RAY ON OUR OWN

BRAINS AN AWFUL LOT.

WHY WOULD YOU DO ALL THIS?

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO GAIN?

AS YOU HAVE

NO DOUBT DISCOVERED,

GRAVITY FALLS

IS A TOWN PLAGUED

WITH SUPERNATURAL

STRANGENESS.

NO ONE KNEW HOW TO STOP

THE THINGS THAT WENT

BUMP IN THE NIGHT,

SO OUR FOUNDER INVENTED

THE NEXT BEST THING--

A WAY FOR US

TO FORGET.

WE TOOK IT

UPON OURSELVES

TO HELP THE TROUBLED

TOWNSFOLK

BY ERASING THE MEMORIES OF THE

STRANGE THINGS THEY'VE SEEN.

NOW THE PEOPLE OF

GRAVITY FALLS

GO ABOUT THEIR LIVES

IGNORANT AND HAPPY,

THANKS TO US.

AND AS A PERK,

WE HELP OURSELVES

FORGET THINGS THAT

TROUBLE US.

EVERYONE HAS SOMETHING

THEY'D RATHER FORGET.

IN FACT, YOUR OWN SISTER

WAS ABOUT TO USE

THAT RAY ON HERSELF.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT?

MABEL? SERIOUSLY?

HA-HA. MAYBE.

DON'T YOU SEE?

THIS IS RUINING LIVES.

WHAT ABOUT

OLD MAN McGUCKET?

HE LIVES IN A HUT

AND TALKS TO ANIMALS,

THANKS TO YOU.

DON'T YOU FEEL

BAD ABOUT THAT?

MMM, MAYBE A LITTLE.

BUT NOT ANYMORE.

YOU WON'T BE TELLING ANYONE

ELSE WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED HERE.

SAY GOOD-BYE

TO YOUR SUMMER.

GUYS, IF WE'RE GONNA

FORGET EVERYTHING,

I GOT SOME STUFF I WANNA

GET OFF MY CHEST.

MABEL, FOR HALF THE SUMMER,

I THOUGHT YOUR NAME WAS MAPLE,

LIKE THE SYRUP.

NO ONE CORRECTED ME.

I ONLY LOVE

SOME OF MY STUFFED ANIMALS,

AND THE GUILT

IS KILLING ME!

SOMETIMES I USE BIG WORDS

AND I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW

WHAT THEY MEAN.

I MEAN, I'M SUPPOSED

TO BE THE SMART GUY.

IF I'M NOT THE SMART GUY,

WHO AM I?

OKAY, I'M NOT

ACTUALLY LAID BACK.

I'M STRESSED,

LIKE, 24/7.

HAVE YOU MET MY FAMILY?

( all talking at once )

OH, STOP BEING

A BUNCH OF BABIES.

- OWIE!

- ( all gasping )

All: McGUCKET?!

I RAIDED THE MINING

DISPLAY FOR WEAPONS.

NOW FIGHT LIKE

A HILLBILLY, FELLERS.

NOBODY BETTER MESS.

THEY KNOW TOO MUCH.

DON'T LET THEM ESCAPE!

GET THIS SONG

OUTTA YOUR HEAD.

DYSENTERY'S GONNA

GET YOU, DAWG.

I GOTTA GET

THE MEMORY TUBE.

OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

( shrieks )

MABEL, CATCH.

I'LL TAKE THAT,

THANK YOU.

GIVE IT UP, BOY.

YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR

THE UNSTOPPABLE POWER OF…

THAT'S RIGHT, I DON'T WEAR

NOTHIN' UNDER MY ROBE.

NOT GONNA APOLOGIZE

FOR THAT.

MAYBE Y'ALL SHOULD APOLOGIZE

FOR BEIN' A BUNCH OF PRUDES.

All: EWW!!

TIME TO ERASE

THAT FOREVER.

- GIVE ME THAT TUBE.

- NEVER!

THAT MEMORY BELONGS

TO McGUCKET.

THE SOCIETY'S SECRETS

BELONG TO US.

END OF THE LINE.

BY TOMORROW, THIS WILL

ALL SEEM LIKE A BAD DREAM.

SAY GOOD-BYE TO

YOUR PRECIOUS MEMORIES.

NO!!

McGUCKET, YOU TOOK

A BULLET FOR ME.

OH, MY GOSH!

ARE YOU OKAY?

OKAY AS I'LL EVER BE.

( laughs )

WHAT?

WHY… ISN'T…

THIS… WORKING?

HIT ME WITH

YOUR BEST SHOT, BALDY.

MY MIND'S BEEN GONE

FOR 30-ODD YEARS.

YOU CAN'T BREAK

WHAT'S ALREADY BROKEN.

SAY GOOD NIGHT,

SALLY.

UNHAND US!

IT ISN'T SO FUN

BEING TIED UP, IS IT?

- HEY, WANNA DRAW

ON THEIR FACES?

- WHAT?

- TRA-LA-LA…

- HEY, STOP THAT!

THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

IT'S PRETTY FUNNY.

IT'S, LIKE,

OBJECTIVELY FUNNY.

WE'LL HAVE OUR REVENGE.

WE'LL NEVER FORGET

WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

OH, I THINK

YOU JUST MIGHT.

SAY CHEESE.

( all protesting )

THANKS FOR VISITING

THE MUSEUM FOR GOLD MINER

APPRECIATION NIGHT.

BE SURE TO TIP

THE GOLD MINER

ON YOUR WAY OUT.

I'M SORRY,

BUT WHAT'S MY NAME?

WHERE AM I?

OH, MIGHT HAVE

OVERDONE THAT ONE.

YOUR NAME IS

TOOT-TOOT McBUMBERSNAZZLE.

YOU'RE A TRAVELING

BANJO MINSTREL,

WITH A SONG

IN YOUR HEART

AND FUNNY TATTOOS

ON YOUR HEAD.

YES, I AM TOOT-TOOT

McBUMBERSNAZZLE. CHEERS!

♪ TOOT-TOOT

IS MY NAME ♪

ALL RIGHT,

McGUCKET.

ARE YOU READY

TO SEE YOUR MEMORIES?

FIND OUT WHO

YOU REALLY ARE?

I'M NOT SO SURE.

WHAT IF I DON'T

LIKE WHAT I SEE?

WE'VE COME

ALL THIS WAY.

GO ON.

MY NAME IS

FIDDLEFORD HADRON McGUCKET,

AND I WISH TO UNSEE

WHAT I HAVE SEEN.

( all gasping )

SWEET SARSAPARILLA.

FOR THE PAST YEAR,

I HAVE BEEN WORKING

AS AN ASSISTANT

FOR A VISITING RESEARCHER.

HE HAS BEEN CATALOGUING

HIS FINDINGS

ABOUT GRAVITY FALLS

IN A SERIES OF JOURNALS.

I HELPED HIM

BUILD A MACHINE

WHICH HE BELIEVED

HAD THE POTENTIAL

TO BENEFIT ALL MANKIND,

BUT SOMETHING WENT WRONG.

I DECIDED

TO QUIT THE PROJECT.

BUT I LIE AWAKE

AT NIGHT,

HAUNTED BY THE THOUGHTS

OF WHAT I'VE DONE.

I BELIEVE I HAVE

INVENTED A MACHINE

THAT CAN PERMANENTLY

ERASE THESE MEMORIES

FROM MY MIND.

TEST SUBJECT ONE.

FIDDLEFORD.

IT WORKED!

I CAN'T RECALL A THING.

I CALL IT THE SOCIETY

OF THE BLIND EYE.

WE WILL HELP THOSE

WHO WANT TO FORGET

BY ERASING

THEIR BAD MEMORIES.

TODAY, I CAME ACROSS

A COLONY OF LITTLE MEN.

VERY DISTURBING.

I WOULD LIKE TO FORGET

SEEING THIS.

I ACCIDENTALLY

HIT ANOTHER CAR IN TOWN TODAY.

I FEEL TERRI-BIBBLE.

TERRIBLE.

I'VE BEEN FORGETTING

WORDS LATELY.

I WONDER IF THERE ARE

ANY NEGATIVE SIDE EFFECTS…

I SAW SOMETHING IN

THE LAKE, SOMETHING BIG!

MY HAIR'S BEEN

A-FALLIN' OUT,

SO I GOT THIS HAT

FROM A SCARECROW.

HEY, ARE MY PANTS

ON BACKWARDS?

( maniacal giggling

and speaking gibberish )

OH, McGUCKET.

I'M SO SORRY.

AW, HUSH.

YOU KIDS HELPED ME

GET MY MEMORIES BACK,

JUST LIKE YOU SAID.

BUT DID YOU WANT

THOSE MEMORIES BACK?

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS,

I FINALLY KNOW WHO I AM.

MAYBE I MESSED UP

IN THE PAST,

BUT NOW THAT I SEEN

WHAT HAPPENED,

I CAN BEGIN TO PUT

MYSELF TOGETHER AGAIN.

STILL DON'T KNOW

WHAT THAT MEANS.

SO, WAIT, YOU WEREN'T

THE AUTHOR, BUT YOU

WORKED WITH HIM.

DO YOU REMEMBER

WHO HE WAS?

IT'S BEGINNING

TO COME BACK,

BUT I NEED MORE TIME.

AND READING GLASSES.

HECK!

( spits ) I GOT SOME

REMEMBERIN' TO DO.

SO, MABEL,

YOU STILL WANNA ERASE

THOSE FAILED

SUMMER ROMANCES?

YOU KNOW, NO ONE LIKES

HAVING BAD MEMORIES,

BUT MAYBE IT'S BETTER

TO REMEMBER THE BAD THINGS

AND LEARN FROM THEM

THAN TO GO ALL

DENIAL CRAZY TRYING TO FORGET.

THAT'S SOME MATURE

JUNK RIGHT THERE, MABEL.

YEP. MISS MATURE.

THAT'S ME.

HEY, YOU WANNA HELP ME

VANDALIZE THIS PICTURE

OF MY JERKY EX-CRUSH?

OOH, YEAH!

WAIT, LET'S GIVE HIM

BUCK TEETH.

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

GOING ON THIS BIG ADVENTURE

ACTUALLY MADE ME GET

- THAT STUPID SONG

OUT OF MY HEAD.

- Soos: NICE.

♪ AM I BLANCHIN', GIRL,

WE BLANCHIN' ♪

OH, COME ON!

IT'S ALL SO FAMILIAR.

IT'S ALMOST LIKE

I CAN REMEMBER.

ALL RIGHT,

YOU'RE GETTING CLOSER.

EVERY DAY,

IT'S GETTING STRONGER.

HA! YES! AH!

I DON'T CARE

IF IT'S DANGEROUS.

I DON'T CARE

HOW LONG IT TAKES.

I'M GONNA PULL THIS OFF,

AND NO ONE'S GONNA

GET IN MY WAY.