The Golf War/Transcript

{| class="wikitable" width="100%" valign="top" ! !Preston !Pacifica !Preston ! !Pacifica !Sergay !Preston
 * Preston Northwest is reading from a magazine titled Afficionado Afficionado Magazine.
 * Now remember Pacifica, winning is everything!
 * Dad! I've been practicing for like a million hours, okay? I've got this! You'll stay to watch, right?
 * Pacifica darling, we've got a party to go to. We'll just read about your victory in the paper. (holds up a newspaper)
 * Pacifica runs out of her limo.
 * Sergay!
 * Ho, hee, ho!
 * Oh, and whatever happens just remember one thing! You're Northwest, don't lose.. (dramatic music plays)