User blog:DamiedeterJR/ASDF (GF version)

Mabel: "laughs"

Stan: Got your nose!

Durland: Look out, he's got a nose! "shoots"

McGucket: You gotta help me, man! My tie is evil, and it's gonna kill me!

Toby: "walks away"

McGucket: Please don't hurt me!

Robbie: Hey man. "Lee punches him" Aw, what the heck is wrong with you?!

LEVEL UP

Dipper: Die potato!

Potato: NUUUUU!

Soos: Yum.

Cake: AAAH!! Why would you do that?! I have a wife and family!

Soos: NOOOO!

Cake: Oh, the pain! It's unbearable!

Soos: What have I done?!

Cake: Tell my children I love them!

Cupcakes: Daddy!

Cake: "falls"

Soos & Cupcakes: NOOOO!

Stan: I made you a pie!

Dipper: Oh boy, what flavor?

Stan: Pie flavor!

Dipper: Die potato!

Potato: Not today!

McGucket: Haha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive! No, llama, NOOO!

Gnome: Doctor, I think I might be homosexual.

Doctor (from The Hand That Rocks the Mabel): How can you tell?

Gnome: "pukes rainbow" RAINBOWS!!

Blubs: What are you, a man or a mouse?!

Gideon: I like trains. "gets run over by a train"

Bud: What are you up to, son?

Gideon: I like trains.

Bud: Heh heh, yes you do.

Soos: I can't wait to eat this bagel!

Dipper: yes you can.

Soos: Yeah, I guess your right.

Dipper: Soos, did you eat my sandwich?

Soos: I am your sandwich.

Robbie: Pfft, screw gravity! "floats"

Lee: :D

Robbie: "gasps" There's something on your face! "punches Nate" IT WAS PAIN!

Bud: Honey, why is the baby on fire?

Mrs. Gleeful: BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!

Gideon: Die potato!

Potato: NUUU!

Dipper: I like trains.

Gideon: No, no, no, wait, wait! "gets run over by a train"

Dipper: i'm gonna do an internet! WHOA!!

Gideon: Well, I'm gonna do a book! Oh.

Blubs: Hey kid, you can't skate here!

Gideon: You can't tell me what to do! "gets blown up by a mine in the mine field"

Gideon: I wanna be a pie! "gets turned into one"

Pacifica: Oh, no!

McGucket: "gets out of a time machine" It worked! My time machine wo-

Dinosaur: I am a stegosauras!

Mabel: Alien attack!

Dipper: THROW THE CHEEEEESE!!!!!

Random person: yay.

Mabel: When I grow up, I wanna go to the moon!

Stan: Why wait?

Mabel: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Pacifica: It's so beautiful out here.

Gideon: Yeah, it's just me, you, and the moon.

Moon: Hey! You 2 should kiss!

McGucket: Hello mine turtle.

Mine Turtle: Hello. "blows up"

Stan: I wonder if my pony can fly. "pony flies away" Huh.

Robbie: I'm gonna punch you in the face!

Dipper: But it's opposite day.

Robbie: Oh no! "punches self"

Dipper: Ever get tired of being random? "shows Soos with a duck bill" "shows Dipper with a duck bill" Me neither.

Dipper: Hello.

Soos: Hello.

Stan: Hello.

Bud: He-"steps on Mine turtle"

Mine Turtle: Hello.

Dipper, Soos, Stan, & Bud: Oh no! "gets blown up by Mine Turtle"

Stan: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!

Mabel: Hello burger.

Burger: I used to be a cow.

Mabel: Oh.

Video reference used: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY9kQiLYvSw