User blog:Blue Jay of Lightning/My Fan-Made Episode 4: Two Squared

This episode is called...

TWO SQUARED

Juliana: Hey, a few nights ago I went into Stan's room because I wanted a glass of water, and-

Dipper: Okay, go pack up your things.

Juliana: No, he didn't fire me! He wasn't even there...

Mabel: I wonder if it was The-Store-Is-Open-For-24-Hours Day?

Juliana: What's that?

Dipper: Nobody knows.

Juliana: Then I saw him press buttons on a vending machine and it opened like a door! Down there, he got three of the five books- including mine, which he must have taken from me when I wasn't looking- and tried to open a portal!

Mabel: So, did he succeed?

Juliana: Apparently not, because the portal closed right before I left. Do you think he needed the other two books?

Dipper: I'd think so.

Theme song plays.

Stan: Hey guys, guess what? It's THE-STORE-IS-OPEN-FOR-24-HOURS DAY!

Mabel: What does that mean?

Stan: Nobody knows.

Meanwhile...

Gideon: AGGH! I wish I could just break out of prison!

Prisoner #1: Hey, Gideon, check out this invention I made! It takes somebody into a different universe!

Gideon: I HAVE AN IDEA! *turns invention on and jumps into the portal where he enters a prison animated like Gravity Falls was in the Unaired pilot* Huh? Where am I?

Officer: Huh? What is this creature? It doesn't look like a normal human... AH, IT'S AN ALIEN! *drops keys into jail cell after fainting*

Gideon: HA HA! *unlocks door and grabs device! running out of the prison*

Other-Universe Gideon: Thanks for unlocking the door back there! Who are you?

Gideon: I'm you from a different universe!

OU Gideon: Wait... That means we can team up and take over all universes!

Gideon: It does? YES, IT DOES! *shakes OU Gideon's hand*

Meanwhile...

Juliana: Well, now that we're in Stan's secret lai-

Dipper and Mabel are sucked into a portal to the other universe.

Dipper: Ugg... Where are we?

OU Juliana: Umm, did you just come from a portal?

Mabel: Yeah! It was very sparkly.

OU Juliana: Well, you see, my friends Dipper and Mabel just went into a portal to a different universe!

Dipper: That must be bad for whoever Dipper and Mabel are- oh, wait...

OU Juliana: Yeah, definitely! You guys kind of look like them except for the fact that you both look better.

Mabel: Thank you! But we ARE Dipper and Mabel from a different universe.

OU Juliana: Really? *blushes* Umm, I don't really know how to greet a person from another dimension...

Dipper: A simple hello would work just fine.

OU Juliana: Ok then... Hello!

A television suddenly turns on.

Newsman: BREAKING NEWS! Gideon has broken out of prison and some better-looking person is with him! They are trying to use a strange device to turn the world into a theme park called Gideon Land! Will somebody help us?

Mabel: Who's that ugly person?

OU Juliana: That would be Gideon.

Mabel: And who's the guy that looks like he's from this universe?

OU Juliana: That's also Gideon.

Dipper: Are you Juliana?

OU Juliana: Yes. Where's all that noise coming from?

Newsman: The machine they're using is extremely loud and they are using it on top of the Mystery Shack!

Dipper: Oh boy, I wish the other Dipper and Mabel were here to help us!

OU Dipper and OU Mabel appear out of nowhere.

OU Dipper: Hey Juliana! We met this red-haired girl back there! She was very frightened and started crying, so we just decided to leave.

OU Juliana: That's no way to treat a girl! I'm going to go talk to her. *jumps in the portal*

Mabel: Thank goodness you're here! We have to get to the roof and defeat Gideon and Gideon!

OU Mabel: Wait... Gideon is attacking from the roof? Why would he do that? He's such a sweet guy...

Dipper: Umm, I'm guessing that this Mabel has not yet discovered that Gideon is evil?

OU Dipper: Nope!

OU Mabel: I'll help you defeat the other Gideon though, who I'm guessing is evil!

Mabel: We need to introduce ourselves! I'm Mabel!

OU Mabel: SERIOUSLY? That's my name too! Let's be best friends!

Mabel: YAY!

OU Dipper/Dipper: *facepalm*