User blog:Blue Jay of Lightning/My Fan Made Episode 2: Dipstrict 12

This is my second fan made episode.

(Dipper walks in Mystery Shack with a book)

Dipper: Hey, Soos, can you give me a ride to the book store?

Soos: Yeah. But first can we stop by Flick-Chill-a's?

(Dipper stares angrily at Soos)

Soos: Okay, okay.

Mabel: Did you finish that book already?

Dipper: No, but I've seen- I mean, heard bad things about it, so I'm gonna return it.

Mabel: I WANNA READ! Vampires are SO awesome!

Dipper: The Games of Hunger is not about vampires!

Mabel: (takes book) Yes! I'm a gonna read!

Dipper: No, just don't-

(Mabel opens book, and the whole Mystery Shack gets sucked inside, book falls)

Dipper: Open it.

THEME SONG (Same song except instead of Dipper, Mabel, and Stan it says Deepa, Mablis, and Stanmitch)

Wendy: Hey, I'm going to sleep. Hey, Dipper, get the mail for me, will ya? I forgot to get it earlier this afterno- Wait, why do you all look like you're drawn?

Mabel: Uh, this is a dream where you're in that book called The Games of Hunger.

Wendy: Uh, okay. Even though I didn't read it.

(A Robbie lookalike, with a beard, comes running to deliver mail)

Robbie: Oh, Roseprim, daughter, you look pale. I'll call the doctor right away!

Wendy: Who's he talking to?

Robbie: You, dear Roseprim! I'll get the mail first. (Gets mail) Uh-huh. Uh-huh. OH NO! Roseprim, dear, you have been chosen to be in the Games of Hunger. I'm sorry, dear.

Wendy: Uh, this is awkward.

Dipper: (shoves Mabel, and whispers) Mabel, you've gotta go instead of Wendy. She can't die!

Mabel: Well, who'd take care of my pig if I did?

Dipper: You won't, in the book it says that Mablis doesn't die!

Mabel: How do you know YOU aren't Mablis? ...And that's how the arguement started.

Dipper: See? Mablis is supposed to narrate the whole book! And see, you just narrated it!

Mabel: ...And so Mablis was convinced.

Dipper: GO!

Mabel: No, Roseprim! You will not go! I will go and say I am Roseprim!

Robbie: Oh no, we have no food!

Dipper: Mabel! Get the food!

Mabel: ...And so Deepa went to get the food.

Dipper: Aww, man! How come you get to take control of the book?

Mabel: I'm the narrator, right?

Dipper: Ugg... Now, go head to the Arena!

(In the Mystery Arena)

Stan: Hello, I am your host, Stanmitch A. Burnthee! You can just call me Stanmitch though.

(Soos enters) 

Soos: Hello, Roseprim, I am your Stylist, Soosa. I'm replacing the old Stylist named Cinny.

Mabel: Okay! Do my hair!

(Lazy Susan is on screen)

Shandra Jimenez: So, Lazy Ceaser, how big of a fan are you of the Games of Hunger?

Lazy Susan: Oh, well. They're okay, I guess. Hey, anybody watching this, I want Spencers! No, not sponsors, Spencers so a handsome guy named Spencer will be my boyfriend!

Toby Determined: Shandra, what's your phone number?

(Punching sound in the background)

Dipper: Hello, anybody watching this, I'm Deepa Pinark, and I love Mablis Nevergreen!

(The Games of Hunger audience groans)

Dipper: (whispers) As a sister.

(Loud DING! sound)

Mabel: Oh, what IS that?

Dipper: The arena is a clock, and we find that out in the second book.

Mabel: Oh no, nearly HALF of the people have already died!

Gideon: Haha, die pig!

Mabel: NO! (Shoots Gideon with an arrow)

Gideon: OW! Dad, we need to leave!

Mabel: Wow, too scared. What happened, Waddles?

Waddles: Oink oink oink.

Mabel: Oh no! Lullaby... lullaby... Make this pig be okay-ay! He won't die... Lullaby... Go to sleep and awake the day after today!

Waddles: (sleeping) Oink.

Mabel: Here's some flowers, Waddles. (Tosses flowers on Waddles)

Unnamed Fat Guy: Aww, I heard that Deepa and Mablis are in love! Too bad they can't compete as a couple.

Stanmitch: Okay, okay. They can win as a couple.

Mabel: Eww! Hey, where's Deepa?

Deepa: Over here!

Mabel: What happened?

Dipper: Well, I shot a mysterious fat guy and he fell on me, breaking my arms and legs!

Mabel: That was my Stylist, Soosa!

Dipper: Oh, well, I only got one arrow in him anyways.

Tributes from Districts 2, 3, 5, 8, 10, 11: Aww... They gotta be together forever! WE QUIT!

Stanmitch: Wait, what?! Okay. DISTRICT 12 WINS!

Mabel: YEAH! Umm, Dipper? Are you okay?

Dipper: Close... the... BOOK!

Stanmitch: Wait! You are going to be a political target if you close that book!

Mabel: (almost closes) What ya gonna do about it, huh?

Stanmitch: (grabs book) Okay, she's a political target now. GET HER!

Mabel: Okay, I lie that I'm dating my brother just to win, and now I'm a POLITICAL TARGET?!

Dipper: Wait a minute, you didn't love me at all?

Stanmitch: Oh no! That's the end of the book! AHHH!!!

(Mabel and Dipper arrive back in the Mystery Shack with Stan holding a pitchfork, Soos with a comb, and Wendy crying)

Soos: What am I doing with a comb?

Wendy: Why am I crying?

Stan: What was I doing with a pitchfork?

Dipper: Soos, you were... combing your hair, Wendy, Robbie broke up with you, and Stan, you were... going to sell that.

Mabel: And we're in black because Soos didn't drive us to the book store!

END CREDITS
Mabel: Hey Dipper, when are we gonna get the second book?

Dipper: WHAT?!

Narrator: COMING SOON, Deepa and Mablis go on a Mystery Tour of the country, and they meet the deceased President Pa, who tells them to keep going through the country- first, they stop by Waddles' district, District 11, and see a ceremony. Mablis tells a speech about Waddles, and thanks District 11 for their tributes. Later, after getting back to District 12, they meet 2 runaways from District 8. They claim that District 13 was destroyed, and President Pa lived their, and it was bombed by teenagers. And now it's time for the 57th Games of Hunger, and 24 tributes from last year's games are returning, including Deepa and Mablis. The problem is, they are both devoted to protecting each other. Catch the rest in FIRE CATCHING.