User blog:EpikFalls/Fan Episode uhh IDK: Quiz Bowl

[The camera pans up to the Mystery Shack gift shop; currently closed]

Dipper: Hey 3, I wanna do a short quiz!

3: You sure? You're gonna fail!

Dipper: No I'm not!

[Dipper and 3 chuckle]

3: Now, first question: Floating Eyeballs have no BLANK and are only visable at BLANK.

Dipper: First blank, retinal cord, second blank, night.

3: Correct! Second questions, ghosts always have a BLANK.

Dipper: ...reason of some kind!

3: Correct! Gnomes weaknesses are?

Dipper: Unknown!

3: Correct! Last question, zombies are often mistaken for...

Dipper: Teenagers!

3: Correct! You are a smarty pants with mystic creatures!

Mabel: With mystic creatures, eh?

[Dipper and 3 look over to Mabel]

Mabel: That sounds like a challenge. I will throw a quiz bowl to see the smarter person! No mystic creatures!

3: Woah! That sounds hard. You sure you can do it without me?

Dipper: I'm sure.

Mabel: I'm smarter than you! *mocking* I'm gonna beat you! I'm gonna beat you!

[Stan walks into the room]

Stan: Yeesh, I woke up when I heard that book again. Dipper, give me 3 for a second.

Dipper: Okay. [Gives 3 to Stan]

[Stan throws 3 at the door]

Dipper: GRUNKLE STAN!

3: Ow...you broke my spine.

[Dipper picks it up and sees a small crack in its book spine]

Mabel: Eww...really?

3: A book spine, Mabel, not a human spine.

Dipper: Alexis!

[Alexis fades in using smoke]

Alexis: Yes?

Dipper: 3 needs a checkup, Stan threw him at the door and broke his book spine.

Alexis: That's it, Stan. I'm taking 1 away.

Stan: NO!!!

[1 floats out of Stan's clothes]

1: [does raspberry] How's it hanging? You've been doing bad with me all along. No wonder I've had so many checkups.

[Alexis, 1, and 3 fade. A pause is heard.]

Stan: You're grounded.

[The theme song plays]

[This episode is IN PROGRESS]