User blog comment:ThePK/The Great Gravity Falls Quote Tourney/@comment-26215450-20150317043102

"Oh, hey there. You know, this is all really just a big misunderstanding. You see, your sister's not in any danger. She's just marrying all 1,000 of us and becoming our gnome queen for all eternity. Isn't that right, honey?"

"Watier, give me a glass of the cheapest, most expired apple cider you've got."

"Your name is Toot-toot McBumbersnazzle! You're a traveling banjo minstrel with a song in your heart and funny tattoos on your head!"

"Not as creepy as Dipper's internet history!"

"Your gummy worm video has disturbed and insulted me. You fools are unworthy of my great knowledge. The era of human enlightenment shall never come to pass." 