Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-25612232-20141023230250/@comment-8161155-20141024012528

1. Why would Fox News discuss this?

2. Was this some local station or the national Fox News? Because I can picture someone like Shep Smith feeling the need to announce this on television.

3. If it is, then they would have to cram the Blind Eye plot, the Blendin Blandin plot, an explanation about Bill, an explanation about the Shapeshifter, an explanation about the laptop, an explanation about Stan's machine, the apocalypse, Stan's fez and tattoo, the Time Baby, Gideon, Gideon's family, and inevitably some giant climactic battle all into it. They would have to make that at LEAST an hour long, and if that were so, Disney Channel would be constantly screaming: "HOUR LONG SPECIAL OF GRAVITY FALLS FINAL EPISODE. YES FINAL EPISODE OF GRAVITY FALLS HOUR LONG HOUR LONG HOUR LONG SECRETS HOUR LONG MYSTERY HOUR LONG SO WATCH YESSSSS". And I've seen none of that. And don't you think that Alex Hirsch would mention this on Twitter?

If this is the final episode (it's not) IT BETTER BE GOOD