User blog:Valkryie247/Valk4Prez2016


 * 1) Valk4Prez2016

Spread the word

don't be a turd

I'm electing TopTop23 as Vice President (along with a few penguins added to congress) and I'm also legalizing the theivery of ice cream... cause... y'know... If you're gonna steal anything, make it ice cream.

I'll also stress the invention of pudding flavored ice cream, and ice cream flavored pudding, and create the 2,470 amendent, which states that you are REQUIRED to have at least one of these for any of the 3 meals of the day. If you don't like it then you can just ...uh... ... have like... cookies instead... idk

... ... I don't think I planned this through very well... ...

But if you do vote then you get a free 20 pound package of pure chocolate delivered straight to your door! ...I'm uhh... sure that we have enough of that to go around...

...still not convinced?

Well if you don't vote, then you don't get any cookies for the rest of your life. Nuff said.