Thread:AClockworkOrange/@comment-24100021-20140208182018

“The Fraud”

We cut overhead to a shot of Snelson sitting on his sofa watching television, he is drinking soda out of a bottle, and is spilling it. We cut to the television.

VOICEOVER: It's now out.

We cut to Snelson.

SNELSON: What's out?

We cut back.

VOICEOVER: With over 40 special features, and a director's commentary.

We cut to Snelson.

SNELSON: Just tell us already!

We cut back.

VOICEOVER: Themostboringmovieinexistance. BUY IT NOOOWWW.

We cut to small text.

TEXT: Only $9.00 Tax is included because we're poor hobos.

We cut back to Snelson.

SNELSON: AWESOME! Now to get it!

We cut to Phoebee, who enters the room.

PHOEBEE: Wait. You need some money.

We cut to Snelson, who is holding gumballs, candy, and lint.

SNELSON: So this isn't money?

We cut to Phoebee.

PHOEBEE: Yeah.

We cut to Snelson.

SNELSON: Well, how do I get money?

We cut to Phoebee, who hands Snelson a newspaper reading “THE NEWS”.

We cut to Snelson, who is reading it.

SNELSON: I don't know how to read.

We cut to Phoebee.

PHOEBEE: You need a job.

We cut to Snelson.

SNELSON: Oh! a job! What's a job?

We cut to Phoebee.

Phoebee: UGH. It's something you do to get money.

We cut to Snelson.

SNELSON: Where do I get one?

PHOEBEE: Try at McBurger.

We cut to Phoebee pointing at a McBurger restaurant. We see Snelson running towards there.

SNELSON: Thanks! 