Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-3434597-20150302063319/@comment-26072045-20150328235635

Mr B Natural wrote: It'll be the Author. He's the one we'll empathize the least (as he's been around the shortest amount of time). Also, that way he can give an Almost Dead Guy speech to Dipper about how he should continue being curious etc. No way. There'd be an angry mob outside Alex Hirsch's house. XD