Gold Chains For Old Men Magazine

 is a magazine that Stan Pines enjoys reading. Dipper once used this magazine to cover up book 3 in "Tourist Trapped" so Stan wouldn't see that Dipper was reading it. As the title says, this magazine is about gold chains for old men. Stan says, "That's a good issue," indicating that he may be reading it too often.

Appearance
The book features an elderly man on the cover, covered with three gold chains, and surrounded by two women who are attracted to the chains. The cover is teal, yet the color of the rest of the book is unknown. The words "GOLD CHAINS" and "OLD MEN" are the largest words on the cover and are respectively gold. The words "FOR" and "MAGAZINE" are smaller and pasted in black.

Trivia

 * In one of the Disney Channel Idents, Grunkle Stan is seen carrying a box to his recliner chair. When he opens the box, he takes out a large golden chain with a golden ident on the front.
 * According to the original prop designs, the man on the cover was formerly topless.