User blog:CaptainJones123/Gravity Falls Fan Episode 28

Hello. This one is called "Deadshot".

Transcript
(At the Shack)

Bob: Kids! I've been attacked by a cyborg gunshooter!

Dipper: Did he happen to say his name?

Bob: Yes. He called himself Deadshot.

Dipper: Deadshot? Why have I heard that name before?

Bob: Have you happened to see him on TV or in that book you carry all over town?

Dipper: Oh, right. I saw him on TV one time here.

(Then go outside to see a cyborg with two guns aiming at the shack)

Deadshot: I am Deadshot. Run or die!

(Dipper, Mabel, and Bob scream)

Bob: No. Know is not the time to scream. It's the time for action!

(Deadshot fires his guns at Bob but they bounce off of him)

Deadshot: What?! Is there something wrong with my guns?

Bob: No. But when the Spectre turned me back into a human he let me get by "any dangerous thing that gets shot at me" powers.

Deadshot: Spectre! Should of know that was his magic.

Bob: How do you know about the Spectre?

Deadshot: He was an old enemy and the reason I'm cyborg!

Bob: Before you shoot us all dead, could you please explain what the heck is going on here?!

Deadshot: I shall! A long time ago in Gravity Falls. The Spectre and I were having a fierce battle that would even all odds of who would be good enough to rule Gravity Falls. This Spectre did some backward spell and knocked me into a robot factory! Some machine knocked me out and the next time I remember is me waking up in some place with my right side made of metal. I've been hoping to get my revenge on the fool ever since and make him see how it is to be half metal.

Dipper: So you were an enemy even before you became a cyborg?

Deadshot: Yes!

Dipper: Just for help, what's your real name?

(Deadshot laughs as he puts his guns in there holsters)

Deadshot: My real name is Floyd Lawton.

(Dipper gasps)

Dipper: I've seen you before at the Gravity Falls mall. When I was riding the elevator you were in there too. You had a hat covering you face and a suit covering your metal but I saw your name tag said "Hello. My name is Floyd Lawton."

Deadshot: I remember you! You're the one that saved everyone when the wires were mysteriously cut.

Dipper: Let's purpose a truce, Deadshot. Once we find out who cut the wires you can go back to trying to shoot us dead.

Deadshot: I guess.

Dipper: Good. Let's go bring that man to justice!

(At the Gravity Falls Mall)

Deadshot: Are you sure this is the best disguise.

Dipper: Trust me, Floyd.

(Deadshot is shown with the coat he had when in the elevator)

Dipper: People will know you were that guy in the elevator.

Deadshot: I'll trust you. But once we find that guy, I'm going to shoot you all dead. And by the way, why didn't you decide to take Mabel and Bob with us?

Dipper: They'd champ our style!

Deadshot: Have you seen the way were dressed? That's not possible!

Dipper: Shut it!

Deadshot: Let's just get this over with!

(The elevator opens and Deadshot and Dipper get inside)

Woman: Hey. I've seen you two before. When that guy cut the elevator. Luckly, the police found out who it was!

Deadshot: And who is it?

(The woman shows them a picture)

Dipper: He's going to be hard to take down.

Deadshot: Don't worry, Dipper. I'll take care of it!

(They see the guy who cut the elevator about to jump out of the window with a parchute)

Deadshot: There he is!

(Deadshot takes off his hat and coat to reveal himself as a cyborg)

Guy: Cute! You think that'll scare me! That's were your wrong!

(Deadshot fires blasts at the guy and shoots him dead)

Deadshot: I did it! I really did it! Take that, loser!

(The guy gets up and pulls out blasters)

Deadshot: Oh, no fair!

(The guy laughs)

Guy: All's fair in love and war, Deadshot!

(Deadshot starts to walk back)

Deadshot: How do you know my name?

(The guy transforms into the Spectre)

Spectre: Because I'm the Spectre.

Dipper: But why did you cut the wires on the elevator and almost got all of us killed?

Spectre: I was a enemy of you both back then.

Dipper: I didn't even know you.

Spectre: I know everything, Dipper! Since I was evil, I didn't like that you hunted monsters. So I decided to try and kill you off. But you saved everone. Even someone that would kill you right now.

Dipper: And who's that?

(Dipper hears Deadshot's guns click and turns around to see him aiming them at him)

Dipper: But why?

Deadshot: Did you really think you can trust me?

Dipper: I thought I could. But I was wrong.

(Suddenly, the elevator opens and Mabel and Bob come out)

Mabel: Catch this!

(Mabel throws a gun into the air and hits Dipper in the head)

Mabel: Sorry, bro! I forget you couldn't catch good!

Dipper: I'll survive.

(Dipper gets up and shoots down both of Deadshot's guns)

Deadshot: You can't catch but you can gunsling?

Dipper: Who ever said the two were the same?

Deadshot: You really don't know me that well.

(Deadshot pulls out two more guns)

Deadshot: You don't know how much spare guns I have!

(Deadshot fires them at Dipper and he falls to the ground and changes into the Spectre and the Spectre pulls off his clothes to reveal Dipper)

Deadshot: What the heck is going on here?

(Suddenly, the ground beneath Deadshot breaks and he starts to fall through a never end portal, screaming and he suddenly wakes up releasing it's a dream)

Floyd Lawton: Oh, thank goodness. It's just a dream! Well, back to work at the mall, I guess. At least I'm not really that Deadshot guy I keep dreaming about.

(Floyd walks into the mall and sees Dipper and waves to him)

Floyd: Oh. Hi, Dipper!

(Dipper waves back)

Dipper: Oh. Hi, Floyd!

Floyd: Are we still on for tonight?

Dipper: You know it, Floyd. Just stop cheating at Chess!

Floyd (counting the money): You know I never cheat at Chess.

(Dipper laughs)

Dipper: I know. I was just playing with you!

(Floyd laughs)

Floyd (whispering to himself): I'd wish he would stop that!