Real Man Jerky

Real Man Jerky is a brand of jerky Dipper Pines gets in hopes of becoming more masculine.

History
After feeling humiliated for his lack of "manliness" at Greasy's Diner, Dipper runs off into the woods to try and work out. After failing pathetically he pulls out the jerky and morosely agrees with the packet's slogan. Shortly after he meets Chutzpar who askes to have the jerky and eats it off the ground.

Appearance
The packaging is in a red plastic packet with a black trim. There's a clear window to see the jerky inside. The cover has a tanned muscular man, with a blonde mustache, white tank top, blue bandanna, and sunglasses. The slogan on the cover says "You're Inadequate!"