User blog:CaptainJones123/Gravity Falls Fan Episode 44

Hello. This one is called "The Ultimate Snowballdown".

Transcript
(At the Mystery Shack, Mabel runs up to Dipper jumping up and down)

Mabel: It's December 2, Dipper! And you know what that means!

Dipper and Mabel: The Ultimate Snowballdown!

(It shows a spilt-screen of Dipper and Mabel, both behind snow castles)

Mabel: You're going down to Snowtown!

Dipper: So are you!

(They start throwing snowballs at each other and they keep missing each other)

Dipper: The Christmas Spirit burns bright in you! But not for long!

Theme Song
(Dipper fires a snowball and it hits Mabel directly in the forehead and she falls to the ground and gets covered in snow)

Mabel (muffled): The war hasn't been won!

Dipper: Sorry, what?

Mabel (getting up and screams): THE WAR HASN'T BEEN WON!

(Dipper starts snowing snowballs again and they continue to miss Mabel and Mabel raises one snowball and throws it and Dipper catches it in his hand and crushes it)

Mabel: Have you been working out?

Dipper: You seriously never saw Stan's built-in gym?

Mabel: No. Where is it near?

Dipper: The bathroom.

Mabel: Strange! I seem to have to good there a lot.

Dipper: I see Stan going in there more. We really need to talk about his Pitt Cola problem!

Mabel: True! Very true!

(While distracted, Dipper throws a snowball at Mabel and she falls again)

Mabel (muffled): I really need to get better weapons!

(Mabel gets to work on a cannon)

Mabel (singing): Hark! The Snowcannonballs sling!

(The snowcannonballs pound Dipper's snow castle like a drum and part of it falls on Dipper)

Dipper (so mad that the snow melts off him): Time to get edgy!

(Dipper makes a pistol out of snow)

Dipper: She was asking for this!

(Dipper jumps out from behind his snow castle and fires the snow pistol and snow bullets fire at the castle, leaving holes in them, and the castle starts to slowly fall down)

Mabel: Curses! I was so close! I almost had him! Bahumbug!

Dipper: Take that!

(Mabel gets up, covered in snow and she makes a christmas present with some snow and throws it to Dipper)

Mabel: Consider it a surrender.

(Dipper opens it to find a real bomb inside and he screams and the bomb falls at his feet and suddenly explodes and confetti falls all over him)

Dipper: A trick bomb? But why?

Mabel: Just trying to surprise you and make you wet your pants!

Dipper: I knew it was a trick bomb, I was trying to give you pleasure... and the bomb didn't really explode, and it wasn't a trick bomb!

Mabel: To think I knew what bomb Gideon gave me!

(Dipper drops the real bomb and it rolls towards what's left of Mabel's castle and it blows snow all over Mabel)

Mabel: I'm surprised that didn't cause much damage to us!

Dipper: Gideon? Why did you take any thing from him!

Mabel: Let's just say Gideon doesn't have a way with words, but with mind-control machines!

Dipper: But you still keep it?

Mabel: What part of "Gideon doesn't have a way with words", didn't you understand?

Dipper: I just wasn't listening or caring causing you were talking about Gideon!

(They knock at Gideon's door and Gideon opens it and they see a Christmas tree light up with a sign above it that says "Merry Christmas")

Dipper: Gideon... are you having problems?

Gideon: No. Just enjoying my newfully Christmas spirit!

Dipper: Gideon, do you remember selling Mabel a real bomb and a trick bomb?

Gideon: You know me not to lie, don't you?

Dipper: Yes.

Gideon: I swear on my luckly magic amulet, I don't remember selling anyone anything!

(They look at each other and then back at Gideon)

Dipper: Anything about a Gideon imposter?

Gideon: I have seen myself a lot everyone, besides the mirror!

(They look at each other and gasps)

End Credit
Dipper: We must find that Gideon imposter! Maybe Stan!

Gideon: Sure sounds like something he would do to ruin my image!

Mabel: What image?

Gideon: You're not the only famous people around here!

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