User blog:CaptainJones123/Gravity Falls Fan Episode 30

Hello. This one is called "Galaxy Squad".

Transcript
Floyd: We are being attacked by mosquito! It's my worst nightmare! Wait... my worst nightmare is Deadshot.

Commander Star: We are here to aduction you humanssss.

Floyd: Ah. Double S's!

(Floyd laughs as he gets shoot in the back by Star's laser gun)

Floyd: Probably shouldn't have done that!

Dipper: Mosquito warriors! Why were things like that be doing up in space and waiting a signal from a human down below.

Commander Star: Who ever ssssaid our masssster wassss a human?

Dipper: Me, mosquito warrior.

Commander Star: My name issss Commander Sssstar!

Dipper: Thanks for the information.

Commander Star: Your not welcome!

(Commander Star laughs)

Dipper: How about instead of laughing you go straight to...

Commander Star: How dare you talk to the Mossssquito commander like that!

Dipper: I was going to say home, but I'm starting to change my mind.

Commander Star: Kill thesssse humanssss!

Jammy: Yessss, Commmander!

(The Mosquito Squad fires at Dipper and Mabel and run carrying Floyd and they run into the Mystery Shack)

Stan: What happened?

Dipper: We were outside of the Gravity Falls Mall when Mosquito warriors attacked and forced us to run towards the shack!

Stan: Mosquito warriors? I've been preparing for this day!

(Stan grabs one his guns and clicks it)

Dipper: You've been waiting for the mosquito invasion?

Stan: Yes. It's time I should those losers who's there master!

Dipper: You've fought those mosquitos before? Do you know who's there master?

Stan: I don't know. They never told me.

(They charge outside)

Commander Star: Sssstan, I never thought we would fight again.

Stan: Shut it, Star.

Commander Star: Enough talk! Kill them, my warriorssss.

Jammy: Wait a minute! I've jusssst realized ssssomething!

Commander Star: And what would that be, Jammy?

Jammy: You're a jerk!

(Commander Star growls)

Commander Star: I don't know why I ever hired you assss my ssssecond in command! Kill him!

(The mosquitos continue to float in the air)

Commander Star: What'ssss wrong with you people? Follow my orderssss and kill him!

Barny: No! We sssshall not, Sssstar.

Commander Star: I knew I sssshouldn't have hired you as my mossssquito warriorssss! I sssshould have picked warriorssss that would have followed my commandssss!

Barny: It'ssss about time we did thissss!

(They aim there guns at Commander Star and prepare to shoot)

Commander Star: Munity? Issss thissss assss low you're prepared to go?

George: Ssssory, Sssstar. You're just too mean!

(Commander Star pulls out a small remote and pushes a button and all the guns fail)

Largy: What'ssss up with that?

Commander Star: I knew one day thissss would happen! Sssso I built a ssssmall remote that would allow me to control your gunssss!

Largy: Would ssssaid we need gunssss to defeat you!

Commander Star: Wait a minute! I thought I hired more warriorssss than four.

George: You told ussss you had a ssssmall budget.

Commander Star: I lied to you! I jusssst got four warriorssss jusssst incasssse the munity ever ended up happening!

(The four mosquito warriors tune there guns back on and shoot the remote)

Commander Star: How dare you desssstroy my remote!

Jammy: Well, we couldn't jusssst float here and allow you to kill ussss.

Commander Star: Jusssst get out of here!

(The four mosquito warriors fly away)

Commander Star: Ssssorry, you had to ssssee thissss.

(Commander Star flys away just as a spaceship lands in front of Dipper, Mabel, and Stan)

Ashlee: Have you seen the mosquitos?

Stan: No! Have never seen them!

Ashlee: Then why do you have a shotgun?

Stan: Protection... from... bears?

Ashlee: Okay. Sorry for bothering you!

(Ashlee gets back in her spaceship and flys away)

Stan: This town attracts all kinds of weirdos!

Dipper: You said it, Grunkle!

(They go back in the Shack as a blast rocks it)

Stan: W-what t-the h-heck i-is g-going o-on!

Dipper: I-I d-don't k-know!

Mabel: I-I h-hope i-it i-isn't d-dangerous!

Stan: M-me t-too!

Waddles: S-someone d-do s-something!

Stan: W-we d-don't e-even k-know w-what t-the h-heck i-is g-going o-on!

Waddles: O-oh! M-my b-bad!

(The shaking stops)

Waddles: Oh, thank goodness!

(They look outside to see a whole army of starships)

Billy: Hello, I'm Billy. Leader of the Galaxy Squad! We are searching for the Alien Mosquitos. We believe you know where they are! Ashlee said different but we settled on giving you a lie test! The machine we use can tell if you tell the truth or not. If you said the wrong thing you get painfully electrocuted!

(The Galaxy Squad ties Stan up to the machine)

Billy: Have you seen the mosquito warriors or not?

Stan: Yes.

(The machine bings correct)

Billy: And were are they now?

Stan: They flew away. I don't know were they are!

(The machine bings correct)

Billy: So, you knew the mosquitos but don't know were they are. This is going to be a problem. Tie the boy up!

Dipper: What?!

(They tie Dipper up)

Billy: Where are the mosquitos?!

Dipper: I don't know, crazy guy!

(The machine bings correct twice)

Billy (at the Lie machine): Jerk!

(They untie Dipper)

Billy: Tie the Girl up!

(The tie Mabel)

Billy: Where are the mosquitos?!

Mabel: At the Mosquito Space Base?

(The machine bings correct)

Billy: This was too easy!

(They untie Mabel)

Billy (smiling evily): Thanks for your help, losers! But we can't let you people go around talking about!

Ashlee: Billy, you've change!

Billy: I've never felt better! Bomb this house!

(Chuck drops a bomb on the Shack but mysteriously explodes before it even hits the Shack)

Stan: What the heck?!

(They see the mosquito army heading towards them holding the ray gun that saved there lives)

Stan: The mosquito army has returned!

Billy: No! My plan failed! At least none of you have learned my secret!

(Billy runs off laughing and Ashlee shoots him with her laser beam)

Ashlee: Time to see who you really are!

(They rip off the costume to find someone under it)

Ashlee: And who are you?

Floyd: Floyd! Of the Gravity Falls Mall!

Dipper: Floyd? But why?

Floyd: To teach the mosquitos who shot me down!

Commander Star: Floyd, it wassss a gun misssshap. We're not that evil!

Floyd: I'm sorry? Friends?

Commander Star: Friendssss.

(Floyd and Star shake hands)

Dipper: So the mosquitos and humans are at peace?

Commander Star: You better believe it, young boy!

(Stan throws his gun into the Shack and it breaks the window)

Stan: Star, you don't happen to have any cash on you? Do you?

Commander Star: I'm a mossssquito! What do you think?

Stan: Oh, my bad!

(Everyone laughs but Floyd aims a gun at Commander Star)

Dipper and Mabel: NO!

(Floyd throws the gun at Star)

Floyd: He just dropped his gun!

Dipper: Wait a minute! What the heck is going on here?

Floyd: Just wait! I'm friends with Commander Star!

(Dipper, Mabel, Stan and the Galaxy Squad gasps and Bob walks in)

Bob: What is everyone gasping about?

Dipper: Floyd and Star are friends!

Commander Star: Did you think my wingssss were full of hot air?

Dipper (whispering to himself): Yes!

(Commander Star signals to his mosquito warriors and they fly off)

Dipper: Well, I'm going to go stare at wall for a while and rethink everything!

(Dipper walks away)

Mabel: Uh... Beware the Waddles, my friends! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Waddles, and shun him!... No time to say hello. Good-bye. I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! And down the Rabbit hole I go!

(Mabel runs away)

Stan: Through the looking glass, you will not find me, but beside the Shack, inside I will be! Down the same Rabbit hole I go!

(Stan runs away)

Floyd: Okay... who wants to grab a hamburger?

Ashlee: I could go for a hamburger.

(The Galaxy Squad and Floyd walks away)

Waddles: Through the looking glass and down the Rabbit hole indead, my friends!

(Waddles laughs evily as he walks back into the Shack)