Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26072045-20150303150940

Of the top of my head here are mine:

- “-whispers- Take me with you.” – Mabel Pines to the royal employee ("Tourist Trapped") - “It's funny because marriage is terrible!” – Stan Pines to Reginald and Rosanna ("The Legend of the Gobblewonker") - “I made lots of robuts in my day! Like when my wife left me and I created a homicidal pterodactyl-tron, or when my pal Ernie didn't come to my retirement party and I constructed an eighty ton SHAME BOT THAT EXPLODED THE ENTIRE DOWNTOWN AREA! -laughs- Well, time to get back to work on my death ray! Any of you kids got a screwdriver?” – Old Man McGucket ("The Legend of the Gobblewonker") - “Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing... Good thing I'm an uncle! Avenge me, kids! AVENGE ME!!!” – Stan ("Headhunters") - “You can run, but I'll still be in your NIGHTMARES!” – Old Man McGucket ("Bottomless Pit!") - “By Jefferson! We seem to be trapped in some sort of crate-shaped box.” “It's a crate, Mr. President.” – Quentin Trembley and Mabel Pines ("Irrational Treasure") - “Wood! My age-old enemy.” – Quentin Trembley ("Irrational Treasure") - “Hmm. How 'bout... that hole?” “We will leap through it!” – Mabel Pines and Quentin Trembley ("Irrational Treasure") - “Is that my third wife? Sandy?” – Quentin Trembley ("Irrational Treasure") - “Well, we didn't fit through the hole. Let's rebuild the box and try again!” “We gotta get out of here!” “Also good!” – Quentin Trembley and Dipper Pines ("Irrational Treasure) - “I ate a salamander and jumped out the window.” – Quentin Trembley ("Irrational Treasure") - “As president of these several United States, I hereby order you to pretend none of this ever happened. And- and go on a delightful vacation. Ow! N'yeees!” – ("Irrational Treasure") - “And then he chased me around and spanked me with a paddle for, like, three hours. Bottom line, George Washington was a JERK.” – ("Irrational Treasure") - “But who would you have replace me?” “Mama.” “That old crone?!” “Ba ba ba...” “Chief Justice Num-Num, y-you're spitting up on yourself! Now, ohh! Oh, come on! This is a courtroom! I... this... this is a dark day for America.” – Quentin Trembley and Chief Justice Num-Num ("Irrational Treasure") - “...I'll get a new one.” – Pacifica Northwest ("The Golf War") - “I'll distract her while Dipper and Mabel keep you safe! It's the only way!” “Soos these are children.” “The only WAAAAY!!!” – Soos Ramirez and Melody ("Soos and the Real Girl") - “Soos' life is my soap opera.” – Abuelita ("Soos and the Real Girl") - “Hello tiny men stealing my pie.” – Lazy Susan Wenthworth ("Society of the Blind Eye") - “I was THIS close to eating you Steve.” – Jeff ("Society of the Blind Eye") - “My name's Mabel. Care to learn more? I bet you do. You like to learn.” – Mabel Pines to Gabe Bensen ("Sock Opera") - Guten-TAKE-ME-NOW!” – Mabel Pines ("Northwest Mansion Noir") - We can't thank you enough... that's enough.” – Mrs. Northwest to Dipper Pines ("Northwest Mansion Noir") - “We have a reputation to uphold! Now get in the panic room. There's enough oxygen and mini-sandwiches to last me, you, and a butler a week. -whispers- We'll eat the butler.” – [Preston Northwest ("Northwest Mansion Noir") - “I don't understand! What did I do that warrants this much arresting?!” – Stan ("Not What He Seems") 