User blog comment:DamiedeterJR/How to annoy people with GF references/@comment-5539085-20130112202941

I've got a couple:

1. Get a red flash light and point it at objects and pretend you're growing and shrinking things.

2. Randomly sneek up behind someone and say "Little Dipper."

3. If someone wants to text you a photo say "Text me a photo? Now you're not even speaking English." And hang up if you're on the phone with them.

4. High-5 someone hard and see if it hurts them.

5. Get on a giant stuffed animal and yell "Cheekems! To Freedom!.. To Freedom!"

6. Break a mirror with a flashlight.

7. Tease your sibling of how short they are if you're taller than them. (If you don't have a sibling then tease your friend)

8. If someone starts tickling you yell "DON'T TICKLE ME!!! (Throw something) NEVER! NEVER TICKLE ME! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU?! WHAT HAVE I- look at me. WHAT HAVE TOLD YOU?!

9. Try to ride on a balloon.

10. Make wooden doll things of your enimies and where they live.

11. Throw a phone at your wall and break it.

12. Stand in the middle of the road and say "Is that car tiny, or just far away and perspective? (When the car gets closer) PERSPECTIVE! PERSPECTIVE! AAAAH!" Then un or jump out of the way. (Or if something else happens you can do that too.)

13. Randomly yell "RANDOM DANCE PARTY FOR NO REASON!!!" Then just start randomly dancing.