Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-27708312-20170202163909/@comment-31166511-20170218124745

I read the warnings in my review above and realize that I have somehow made a successful compromise between being an irresponsible kid and responsible adult.

I would never have belived it, if I hadn't seen it for myself.

"The longer you live playing it safe, the cooler the stuff you learn to blow up."

"Don't waste your safety on a pathetic example of destruction."

"Never blow up anything until you can learn how to from someone who has proven his or her ability to blow things up by not being dead."

"Never take explosions lessons from a dude who wears an eyepatch, or if he can't count to at least six on his fingers. But if he screams at you to 'GET AWAY FROM THAT!!!', follow his advice to the letter!"