User blog:CaptainJones123/Gravity Falls Fan Episode 13

Hello. This one is called "Professor Mabel".

Transcript
Mabel: Waddles, feeding time!

Waddles: Yay! My favorte time of the day! What's on the menu?

Mabel: Pig feed... with caramel.

Waddles: Again? Can't we get something with more... sparkel?

Mabel: Waddles, you're speaking my language.

Waddles: I'm not going to end up choking am I?

Mabel: No... not that kind of sparkel.

Waddles: Oh... what did you think I was thinking?

(The phone rings and Mabel answers)

Voice: I... need... Mabel!

Mabel: Speaking.

Teacher: I've heard a lot about you and decided it would be nice if you would be a professer at the Gravity School of Performing Arts.

Mabel: I'd love to! When should I start?

Teacher: Tomorrow.

Mabel: That would be great!

Teacher: Okay. See you then!

(Mabel hangs up)

Waddles: A professor? I've heard nothing but good things about that school.

Mabel: Gets good!

Waddles: All I ever hear is good things...

Mabel: Oh...

(Tomorrow in the morning)

Waddles: Mabel, wake up! It's school time!

Mabel (in sleep): No, Mom, I don't want to go to school! They serve the wporst pancakes in the history of pancakes.

Waddles: MABEL! WAKE UP!

(Mabel wakes up)

Mabel: Rotten flesh! Oh, hey there, Waddles.

Waddles: Mabel! Time for school!

Mabel: They day I've been waiting for!

(Mabel walks into the school in a professor outfit topped off with glases and she sees Dipper)

Mabel: What are you doing in here, Dips?

Dipper: The teacher told me. So I decided to be in your class.

Mabel: Awesome.

(At the Shack)

Duchess: But I'm also a woman!

Stan: Yes! Yes! In your face, Elizabeth. It's just like my life! In a way!

(Back at the School)

Dipper: I was wondering why I didn't seen Stan anywhere this morning.

Mabel: But be warned, Dipper, my class will be so advanced that you...

Dipper: I know! I know! The prinical gave me your contract.

Mabel: Oh.

(At the Shack)

Wendy: Soos, have you seen Stan, anywhere? The kids are missing!

Soos (off-screen): They went to school!

Wendy: Which one?

Soos (off-screen): Gravity School of Performing Arts!

Wendy: Oh, no! I've been there once! It was horrible!

Soos (off-screen): How bad could it have been?

Wendy: You should have seen what hides there!

(At the School)

Mabel: Today, we will learn how to draw a rainbow!

Students: Wait, what? What does that mean?

Mabel (pulling out a tape): I will show what a rainbow looks like.

Dipper (whispering): Oh no!

(At the Shack)

Stan: Where the heck is that remote?

(Stan gets mad)

Stan: Oh, right. I sat on it!

(Back at School)

Mabel: Okay, students! Time for the Grand Finale!

(Suddenly, the tape pops ot of the TV and hits the ground and breaks)

Mabel: What the...

Evil Voice: From the corners of the Underworld, I come back to hunt our new teacher...

(laughs evily)

Evil Voice (mock-like): "Professor Mabel"!

(laughs even more evily)

Evil Voice: Give her a hand everyone!

(all the kids eyes turn red and they clap slowly, ever one except Dipper)

Dipper: Mabel, something is haunting the school!

Mabel: You think?

Evil Voice: Fear me! For I am the Spectre!

Dipper: The Spectre? I read about him in "3"! He haunts school where a young professor works! Are you trying to get us all killed?

Mabel: No. But I rather be right now.

The Spectre: Your wish is my command, child.

Mabel: I'm 12!

The Spectre: So you say!

Mabel (whispering to Dipper): The Spectre is dummer than he sounds.

The Spectre: You know I can hear you right?

Mabel (still whispering to Dipper): Okay, maybe he isn't...

Dipper (whispering to Mabel): I get the point, mainly because the Spectre can hear our quiet conversations.

(At the Shack)

Stan: Wendy and Soos, get in the car!

Wendy and Soos: Why?

Stan: The school is haunted!

Wendy: See, I told you Soos!

Soos: I get it!

Stan: Get in the darn car!

(At the School)

The Spectre: Time to die, children. Scream, if you can.

Dipper: Why? Nothing's wrong!

The Spectre: Wait, what?

Dipper: Nothing's wrong! You just haunt schools! Why am I suppose to worry about that?

The Spectre: Wait... you don't fear me?

Dipper: Of course not, you idiot.

(Dipper flips the Spectre on his head and he falls)

The Spectre: Ow...

Dipper: See you later, Spectre.

(The Spectre gets mad)

The Spectre: You have angered me, child. Time to go to the Underworld with me!

Dipper: Okay...

The Spectre: Oh, come on!

Dipper: Come on. Do it!

The Spectre: Ah, forget it!

(The Spectre goes to the Underworld)

Dipper: Mabel, my plan worked! I know acting like nothing was wrong would work.

Mabel: Well, let's go!

Dipper: Are you quiting your job?

Mabel: Of course not! Just kidding!

(At the Shack)

Mabel: Waddles, I'm home! Time for Dinner!

Waddles: Yay! Oh, and I ordered that TV box you wanted.

Mabel: Thanks, Waddles. I knew I could count on you!

(Mabel and Waddles laugh)

Waddles: I'm not joking! Don't push it anymore!