User blog comment:ThePK/The Great Gravity Falls Quote Tourney/@comment-10008368-20150316153013

The Golf War:

"Je ne sais quoi, sacre bleu, au revoir!" (I dont actually speak French!) - French Lilliputtian

The Society of the Blind Eye:

"Hi, I'm Mable, I'm twelve and I own a pig, wanna get married?" - Mable