Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26467402-20160309121207/@comment-8161155-20160311002246

Many many many dumb theories, dead and alive

I used to be obsessed with the idea that Mabel was a werewolf. Really. My rational was: a) She's happy all the time, and dogs are happy all the time and b) in "Bottomless Pit", she wears a wolf sweater.

Gideon's mother was a previous gnome queen and Gideon is a gnome (this is still my headcanon :D). That's why she appears traumatized and why his proportions seem all off, and why he's obsessed with making Mabel his "queen" and thinks that Abduction is Love.

Why would Stan have a cloning copy machine? To fake his death in a car crash, of course!

If Stan had held Ford's hand long enough in that wheel thing, they would have formed Captain Planet, who would have had an awesome, pun-filled battle with Bill, ending in both of them shaking hands and investing in the solar industry. Dang-it, Stan!