User blog:DamiedeterJR/How to annoy people with GF references

This blog was inspired by this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd1t97r2ekg

1. Wear a hat with a pine tree logo on it.

2. Wear only sweaters during the summer.

3. Spend your summer at a tourist trap/house in Oregon.

4. Roll down a hill of grass and say, "Yay, grass!"

5. Say, "I wouldn't be surprised if the man of my dreams walked through that door right now" before your dad or cousin walks through the door, and then say, "Aw, why?!"

6. When someone asks you to put up something, say "I would, but I can't....reach it".

7. If you ask a lot of people to do something, and they say no, say "I'd fire all of you if I could".

8. Put a number 3 (or 2) on a book with a black marker and always have it with you.

9. When someone's reading, sneak up on them and say "Watcha' reading? Some nerd thing?"

10. Yell out "ZOMBIE!!!"

11. Think that your mailman is a werewolf.

12. Put your lips near a leaf blower and yell "Turn it off! Turn it off!" when they get stuck.

13. Say "I need to borrow the golf cart so I can save my sister from a zombie!"

14. Whenever you see a gnome, break it and say "That is what you get for breaking Mabel's heart!"

15. Whenever you pick up a grappling hook, shout out "Grappling hook!"

16. Do a syrup race with someone in your family or with a friend.

17. Have a Family Fun Day and take your family out fishing.

18. Freak out that you've seen a nonexistant creature.

19. When you do have a Family Fun Day, say "Now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car?"

20. Daydream about having a human-size hamster ball.

21. Pretend your Bigfoot.

22. Talk about how camera trouble is the number 1 problem with most monster hunts.

23. If you're on a boat with a few of your friends and yourself, start an arguement about who should be co-captain.

24. Make a bad joke about marriage next to a couple.

25. Use a pelican as a ventriloquist dummy.

26. If at the end of a word it says butt, make a joke by crossing out the other words and just leaving the word butt.

27. Shout to a TV Newsman on the TV saying " 'insert TV newsman or woman name here', why won't you interview me?!"

28. Make a rap song about your name.

29. If 2 people are carrying a pane of glass, crash (with a boat) into it in the between area.

30. Watch a crime fighting show and say "That guy/woman is a genious!"

31. Eat toothpaste and say "It was so sparkly".

32. Have a glue gun stuck to your shirt and say "I'm an arts and craft master. Why do you think I always have this glue gun stuck to my arm?"

33. Look at the ceiling and say "Oh, muse. You work in mysterious ways!" when you thought of an idea.

34. If something goes horribly wrong, say "I think that went well".

35. If you made an artwork and it gets ruined, say "My expert handcrafting besmirched. Besmirched!"

36. If you are mad, punch a pole, and say angrily "In your face!"

37. Be a bouncer and say to a miner "Sorry, we don't serve minors".

38. Say "Hello there fellow restuarant patient" to another group of people in a restaurant.

39. Go to a friend's house, and with a group of friends, act like a police group and do a raid on the house.

40. Make a funeral for a headless wax figure.

41. Make an illusion called the incredible sack of mystery.

42. Bedazzle your face.

43. Go to a 'haunted' grocery store with your friends.

44. Shout to a dance machine "You're a dance machine!"

45. Lock someone that is dumb inside a building while you go somewhere.

46. Help one of your family members get a girlfriend.

47. Make a party for young adults/teenagers by making a fee for leaving.

48. Make a contest between a silly girl and a popular girl.

49. Try to make a relative of a popular girl a fraud.

50. When you get a top hat, say "I'm legalizing everything!"

51. Wear nachos as earrings.

52. When you see a pig, call it Waddles and say "His face is so fat!"

53. Play the game that Fight Fighters references.

54. Make Halloween come in the Summer and call it Summerween.

I will put more when there are more episodes.