User blog:MermaidatHeart/A Quiiiiiiiiick Little Story

Hi, everyone! So, I was watching Dreamscapers again, and I got this idea: what would happen if a Gravity Falls fan like us had an encounter with Bill. Then I saw this pic, and the rest is history. The main character in this is based entirely off me, if you're wondering.

My heart is racing. The bulldozer rams into the shack, and I'm sure all hope is lost. "Someone pinch me, dude..." Soos mutters. A piece of the roof lands on the ground.

No, I wasn't a part of this. (I wish I was) All this time, I'm watching the new Gravity Falls episode. The end credits suddenly flash onto the screen.

"You're kidding me, right?" I'm yelling at the screen like my dad when he watches sports: the people can't hear us, but we're so stupid we don't realize. "You're KIDDING ME!!! COME ON, ALEX HIRSCH! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!!"

"Kelly, WHY are you yelling?" My younger sister is staring at me. "It's just a show."

"JUST A SHOW?!" I scream. "HOW ABOUT I SAID THAT ABOUT CAKE BOSS?!"

"At lease Cake Boss has real PEOPLE!!" My sister and I are about to get in an argument, I'm sure of it. "Besides, you already know it's gonna end like Phineas and Ferb. What's the point in watching it?!"

"UGH!!!!" I scream and collapse on my bed in my room. I open my laptop, and go on the Gravity Falls wiki. At least people THERE understand me.

I honestly don't know what I do for the next hour and a half. As far as I can remember, I comment on a few blogs on the Gravity Falls wiki, upload a few pictures to Teen Beach Movie wiki, and watch an episode or two of "H2O". I'm not really focused while I do so. I can't stop thinking about that episode. I wonder how I'll survive three weeks, wondering how the Pines family will get back the Shack. Or IF, more so.

At one point, Mom calls out. "Go to bed!" So I log off, do my usual, tuck my sis in, and turn off all the lights in the house.

As I'm about to go back upstairs, I look out the front door. It's only 10:30. A little time to calm down outside wouldn't kill me. Quietly, I open the door and sit on my porch.

I stare up at the stars, shining brightly. There's nobody else around, so I start talking to the stars.

"Stars, can I ask you something?" Yes, I know, I sound like an idiot. But I really had no one else to talk to. "Have you ever... been obsessed with something, but... something terrible happened to it?"

"Oh, you mean like the cliffhanger in the new Gravity Falls episode?"

I turn around, worried it's mom. The door is shut. I'm the only person for miles. So, who said that?

"Yeah, I'm sure lots of kids your age can relate to that."

There it is again. I stand up, and look around, having a feeling somebody might be pranking me.

"Who's there?" I call out.

"Can't you see me?" The voice calls out again.

I take an estimated guess. "Dipper Pines?"

"Yep, she can't see me." I hear screeches, and sparks. "Hold on, one second."

Suddenly, I am blinded. A bright flash fills the dark sky. I fall onto the grass, and feel a blast of energy. I hold still, hoping that playing dead would work.

It didn't.

"Now can you see me?"

I open my eyes. And I don't like what I see.

He throws his head back, and laughs. "I see I freaked you out there, Kelly."

"Oh my gosh, how do you know my name?" It takes me five seconds to remember. "Oh. Right. You know 'lots of things'."

"It's true. I do." He holds up his hands. "Why are you denying it?"

"I'm not denying it." I say sweetly. "I'm also not denying the fact that I'm talking to a FICTIONAL. CHARACTER."

"Yeah, yeah." He rolls his eye. "But just think, you're one of thousands of kids across this planet who is going to have to suffer for three whole weeks! Three weeks of pain, torture, madness! Oh! How are you going to deal with that?"

"Ummmmm..." I look away. "Find something else to interest me?"

"Good idea!" He seems to smile, but I wouldn't be able to tell. He doesn't have a mouth. "Why don't you get obsessed with-"

"Wait! NO." I interrupt him, suddenly feeling mad. "I'm not getting obsessed with anything else. Gravity Falls is my LIFE. You're trying to manipulate me. And it's not working. Go on, pick on another Gravity Falls fan. But you're not getting anywhere with me."

"You wanna play that way?" His skin starts to crack and his voice turns deep. "We can play that way."

A beeper flashes in my mind. "Red alert! Get in the house!"

I race towards the door. But he hits it with one of his lasers, and it vanishes. I scream, and head to the garage, but by the time I get there, it's gone.

I'm running out of time and hope. He's making the windows disappear. I only have one hope left.

You wanna know what I do?

I climb up the roof. Hoping that, like Santa Claus, I can climb through the chimney.

Guess what happens the second I get to it.

I hear him cackle, and, much to my horror, he demolishes my whole house.

Now the only thing left of it is the piece of the roof I was standing on. It floats up into the night sky, so I'm face to face with Bill Cipher.

"You should've listened to me, Kelly." He isn't that cute little pyramid guy anymore. "Your sister's right, it's just gonna end up like Phineas and Ferb."

"I don't believe you!" I yell. "Alex Hirsch will never let that happen!"

"Alex Hirsch CREATED me." He shot back. "What do YOU think, a puny thirteen year old girl like you is RIGHT?!"

"I AM right!" I'm scared, but at the same time, I've never felt more fearless. "Gravity Falls is everything to me!!!"

"Well then, let you perish!" He holds up his finger, now sparking with lightning. "Any last words?"

"GRAVITY FALLS FOREVER!!!!!!"

Then he hits me. And I feel pain. The electricity, the feeling of defeat. I hear his cackle once more, and that's the last thing I hear.

"GEEEEEEEEEEEAHGHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHH!!!!"

I sit up. Sunlight pours in.

Where am I?

I look around. I see a brown desk, covered in drawings. The walls are purple, and there's carpet on the floor.

Oh.

I'm in my room. My encounter with Bill had been a dream.

Mom races in. "Kelly, are you alright?"

I let my breathing deepen. "Yeah. I'm fine. Sorry mom."

"You really got me scared there. Don't do that again."

"Yes, mom." I get up and turn on my laptop. She leaves.

I'm in a bit of a trance. I click a few buttons, and find myself on Bill's page. What I'd dreamt last night was one of my weirdest dreams ever. Then again, meeting Justin Bieber and hearing him make a beaver sound would always be my number 1.

I'm about to go to Dipper's page, when, for a split second, he looks at me for and I hear his laugh. I quickly click on Dipper's page, and the laughing ends.

Yep. This show has happily driven me nuts.

The End! Yay!!! :D