User blog:Feey1/My Fanon Gravity Falls Episode!

I've decided to make my own fanon GF episode. So here:

The Date Destroyer

Setting: Mystery Shack Gift Shop

Current Cast: Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, Soos, Grunkle Stan, Waddles, Robbie

ACTION!

Wendy is reading a magazine while working at the counter, Soos is cleaning the floors, Dipper and Mabel are cleaning merchandise, and Grunkle Stan is counting money with a giant grin on his face. Just then the the bell near the door rings, and everyone's attention turns to it. Robbie walks in slowly, and Mabel and Dipper glare at him. Whereas Wendy happily welcomes him in.

Wendy- "Hey, Robbie."

Robbie (while glaring closely at Dipper)- "Hey, Wendy. Listen..."

Dipper grumbles, and whispers to Mabel- "I need to stop him from talking to Wendy! Where's Waddles?"

Mabel smiles, and runs cheerfully out of the giftshop. Just minutes later, she come backs with Waddles and a caramel covered apple.

Waddles- "Wonkhronk!"

Mabel- "Aaahhh!"

At the sound of Waddles, Robbie suddenly stops talking and looks at Waddles. Recognizing him from The Time Traveler's Pig he screams like a girl, and leaves the Mystery Shack in a hurry. Dipper walks over to Wendy, and leans up against the counter.

Wendy- "What was that about?"

Dipper- "I don't know, but it probably had something to do with his fear of pigs and me."

Wendy- "And what?"

Dipper- "Nothing!"

Theme song begins

(Robbie is in the last frame with the villains)

Theme song ends

Setting: Town Square

Current Cast: Wendy, Soos, Dipper, Mabel, Waddles, Grunkle Stan, Robbie

The Mystery Shack employees are walking down the sidewalk in a giant group, heading to the local pizzeria. Grunkle Stan is bragging about how he's paying for 45% of the bill, and keeps laughing at people walking by.

Soos- "I hope they have bacon pizza."

Mabel gasps, and hugs Waddles.

Soos- "No offense, ham-bone. Literally! Literally that Waddles is a ham, not the offense part."

Mabel- "Soos, you rapscallion!"

Stan- "If they got bacon pizza there you're paying for it yourself, Soos!"

Dipper nervously starts a conversation by Wendy, and instantly starts to sweat.

Dipper- "Pretty cool that my uncle is taking us out for pizza, heh?"

Wendy- "Meh, I guess so."

Dipper adjusts his shirt's collar, and gulps.

Dipper- "So, huh, what's your favorite type?"

Wendy- "Someone who's strong, courageous, and fun."

Dipper- "Actually, I meant pizza topping."

Wendy- "Oh, any kind."

Dipper- "Me...too?"

Grunkle Stan glares at Dipper with disgust, and leans down to Mabel.

Stan whispered to Mabel- "I may have a soft side, but I'm still sure I ain't related to that."

Mabel just giggles- "Oh, Grunkle Stan!"

Soos- "Hey! Dudes, check it out; we're here."

The group walks up to a small building, with a giant, lighten sign in the shape of a pizza. They walk in, and take a seat in one of the party booths. Dipper makes sure to sit as close as he can to Wendy, and Mabel sits Waddles to her right constantly hugging him. Just then their waiter walks over with their menus, but Dipper doesn't look at him.

Wendy- "Oh hey, Robbie!"

Dipper- "WHAT!?"

Dipper quickly looks up, and sees Robbie standing there in waiter clothing. He has a small notepad in his left hand, and a pencil in his right hand. He glares at Dipper with an evil eye, and drops a menu in front of him.

Robbie makes a joke about Dipper- "You know, we do have high chairs for babies like these."

Stan- "Haha! Wait, you're talking about Dipper? Meh, I thought for a second you were talking about Soos over here."

Soos- "Nice one, dude. Wait..."

Robbie glances over at Mabel, and sees Waddles. He suddenly stumbles backwards nervously.

Robbie- "Hey! No animals in the restaurant."

Mabel- "Oh come on, we didn't see a sign on the door."

Robbie- "Doesn't matter, get him out of here."

Mabel- "WUGH! Fine."

Mabel reluctantly grabs Waddles, and brings him outside. Dipper glances at Wendy, and Robbie time to time to make sure they don't engage in a deep conversation.

Robbie- "I'll be back to take your order."

Robbies walks away, without saying a word to Wendy, which surprises Dipper.

TO BE CONTINUED...