User blog:ThePK/TGGFQT Round of 64

Hey everyone and welcome to the first round of The Great Gravity Falls Quote Tourney. Peacexfreedom and I assembled your submitted quotes into 4 categories of 16 quotes each. Those categories are
 * Stan Quotes
 * Dipper and Mabel Quotes
 * Best of Season 1
 * Best of Season 2

When each of those sections of 16 has a winner, we will have the semifinals and finals of the quote tournament. Anyways, without further ado, I present the voting section!

Also, make sure to read all the way to the end because there is a surprise!

Stan Quotes
Which quote is your favorite? "Whoa! Children fighting! I can sell this!" —Stan (Sock Opera) "Why was I dreaming of two brightly colored and radical young men?" —Stan (Dreamscaperers)

Which quote is your favorite? “Kids! I can't find the remote and I refuse to stand up!” —Stan (The Inconveniencing) “Oh hi Gideon. I've been looking for someone to test out my new mirror maze. Then again, you're an idiot. That's the end of the sentence.” —Stan (Little Dipper)

Which quote is your favorite? “You had your chance at the cotillion, you!” —Stan (The Inconveniencing) "I was awoken by the sound of mockery. Where is it? Show me the object of ridicule!" —Stan (Little Dipper)

Which quote is your favorite? “I-I don't understand! What did I do that warrants this much arresting?!” —Stan (Not What He Seems) “I'm Stan and I was wrong, now I'm singing the Stan Wrong Song. I shouldn't have taken that chance, now here's my remorseful dance.” —Stan (Boss Mabel)

Which quote is your favorite? "Sometimes, I think. Is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punch line? That we're all just biding our time until the sweet, sweet, release of death?" —Stan (Bottomless Pit) "It all begins with this little fella, the pituitary gland. He may be little, but he has big plans." —Stan (Carpet Diem)

Which quote is your favorite? "Sir, would you like to buy a Stan-Vac vacuum? Stan-Vac: it sucks more than anything!" —Stan (Dreamscapers) “Heh? My one and only dream, which was to possess money, has come true!” —Stan (Little Dipper)

Which quote is your favorite? “Run your evil plan by some friends next time. Workshop it, but first get your issues in order there.” —Stan (Little Dipper) “Yeah that’s right, I’m a jerk.” —Stan (Little Gift Shop of Horrors)

Which quote is your favorite? "HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES! Wait, im alone! I can swear for real! SON OF A-" —Stan (Not What He Seems) "You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder." —Stan (Fight Fighters)

Dipper and Mabel Quotes
Which quote is your favorite? "Hey, boys. You can look, but you can't touch." —Mabel (The Legend of the Gobblewonker) "Karaoke is not about sounding good, it's about sounding terrible TOGETHER!" —Mabel (Scary-oke)

Which quote is your favorite? "Pacifica's rich, Mabel. She's cheating at life." —Dipper (The Golf War) “You're telling me that there is not a wizard in this closet. You're telling me that if I open this door right now” — Mabel “Fine! Open it!” —Dipper “(opens door to reveal nothing) An invisible wizard! REALLY Dipper?” —Mabel (Little Dipper)

Which quote is your favorite? "Since when are we thirteen? Is this a leap year?" —Mabel (The Inconveniencing) “This millimeter is just the beginning. I'm evolving into the superior sibling! Bigger! Stronger!” —Mabel (Little Dipper)

Which quote is your favorite? "Grunkle Stan...I trust you! —Mabel (Not What He Seems) "His name's Waddles. I call him that because he Waddles!" —Mabel (The Time Travelers Pig)

Which quote is your favorite? “Cheekums, to freedom!” —Mabel (Little Dipper) “That sort of takes the fun out of trick or treat or die.” —Mabel (Summerween)

Which quote is your favorite? "Don't worry, brother; whatever happens I'll be right here, supporting you every step of the-- OH MY GOSH A PIG!" —Mabel (The Time Travelers Pig) “um uh...hey look! Dancy Pants Revolution! The game that tricks people into exercising!” —Dipper (The Inconveniencing)

Which quote is your favorite? “Awkward sibling hug?”—Dipper “Awkward sibling hug.”—Mabel “Pat. Pat.”—Dipper and Mabel (Tourist Trapped) “I'm legalizing everything!” —Mabel (Irrational Treasure)

Which quote is your favorite? "The future is in the past! Onwards, Aoshima!" —Mabel (The Inconveniencing) "...Thank you for coming! I made this sculpture with my own two hands! It's covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids!" —Mabel (Headhunters)

Best of Season 1
Which quote is your favorite? “Why you ackin so cray cray” —Unnamed TV Show Hostess (Fight Fighters) "I've Been Twaumatized!" —Gorney (Summerween)

Which quote is your favorite? “Your heart's on fire and the fire is in your heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!” —Training Mix (Dipper vs. Manliness) "Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!" —Bill Cipher (Dreamscaperers)

Which quote is your favorite? "Thought you could get away from me, eh corn chip?" —Soos (Little Dipper) "And then he chased me around and spanked me with a paddle for, like, three hours. Bottom line, George Washington was a jerk." —Quentin Trembley (Irrational Treasure)

Which quote is your favorite? “We are criminals! We will cut you!” —Candy Chiu (Boyz Crazy) "You're a side character and you die in the first five minutes of the movie? Dude, am I a side character? You ever think about stuff like that?" —Soos (The Legend of the Gobblewonker)

Which quote is your favorite? "Get 'em, get 'em!" —Tyler (Multiple Episodes) “The inflatable pool duck revolution is at hand.” —Soos (The Deep End)

Which quote is your favorite? “Ticklin' is no laughing matter.” —Bud Gleeful (Little Dipper) "Your little knees must be sore... from JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS!" —Toby Determined (Headhunters)

Which quote is your favorite? “Well, we didn't fit through the hole. Let's rebuild the box and try again!” —Quentin Trembley (Irrational Treasure) "Ha-ha-ha! You fight like a girl! Who is also a baby!" —Rumble McSkirmish (Fight Fighters)

Which quote is your favorite? "We understand. We'll never forget you Mabel. Because we're gonna kidnap you." —Jeff (Tourist Trapped) "Or you'll what, boy? You'll what? Huh? Huh? No muscles. No brains. Face it! You're nothin' without this" —Lil Gideon (Gideon Rises)

Best of Season 2
Which quote is your favorite? "Je ne sais quoi, sacre bleu, au revoir!" (I dont actually speak French!) —French Lilliputtian (The Golf War) "Our family name is broken and I'm going to fix it! —Pacifica (Northwest Mansion Mystery)

Which quote is your favorite? "Hello, friends. Hoo-Ha the Owl is dead." —Giffany (Soos and the Real Girl) "We came as fast as we could!" "We heard a little girl got seriously burned!" "Ohhh!" —Xyler and Craz (The Golf War)

Which quote is your favorite? “And with grandpa!” —Soos “(Looking down) No, he is not there” —Abuelita (Soos and the Real Girl) "SORRY, KID, BUT YOU'RE MY PUPPET NOW!! (cackles maniacally)" —Bill Cipher as Dipper (Sock Opera)

Which quote is your favorite? "Hey Marius. You've got something... ON YOUR SHIRT!" —Grenda (Northwest Mansion Mystery) "You know who would look good in a sweater like that? Mrs. Grabelson's remains!" —Mrs. Valentino (The Love God)

Which quote is your favorite? “We have a reputation to uphold! Now get in the panic room. There's enough oxygen and mini-sandwiches to last me, you, and a butler a week. (whispers) We'll eat the butler.” –Preston Northwest (Northwest Mansion Mystery) "When the cherry petals of magic romance academy are in bloom... anthyding can hadplen." —Soos (Soos and the Real Girl)

Which quote is your favorite? "McSuckit. They got me good." —Old Man McGucket (The Society of the Blind Eye) "Did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me" —Bill Cipher (Sock Opera)

Which quote is your favorite? "Your face is good! I'm-a Soos!" —Soos (Soos and The Real Girl) "This battle is really cool though; I'm glad I'm facing towards it." —Soos (Little Gift Shop of Horrors)

Which quote is your favorite? “Can I pay you to pretend that never happened?” —Pacifica (Northwest Mansion Mystery) "Mommy is it going to eat us?”—Charlie “Yes Charlie! Yes it will!"—Charlie’s Mother (Love God)

Important Notice
If YOU have a FAVORITE Gravity Falls Quote that was left out of the initial round of voting, comment it on the blog because- the quote commented the most on the blog will be re-entered into the bracket in a future round