User blog:MermaidatHeart/Merteens Episode 2- Shark Bait

Well, guess what time it is? GRENDA TIME! YAY! :D

Ha, ha, yeah... NO. It's time for the second episode of Merteens! That's means it's LIAM TIME!!! In his honor, you must all find an incredibly hot guy on Google images and start fangirling over Courtney's AWESOME cousin. Thank you. :)

(Opens to Madison tossing and turning in her bed. It's 2 am in the morning.)

Madison: (In her sleep) Oh, no, no NO! Get AWAY from MEEE!

Liam:  (Comes in, incredibly cranky.) MADISON, SHUT UP. I'M TRYING TO SLEEP.

Madison: (Wakes up) Wh-where am I? (Sits up) Liam? What are doing in my ROOM?

Liam: TRYING TO GET YOU TO STOP TALKING IN YOUR SLEEP.

Madison: I-I'm sorry, I just had the WORST dream. The human goverment, they found me as a mermaid, and one of them was, like, about to stab me. Gods, I've NEVER had a dream like that. What does it MEAN?

Liam: RIGHT NOW I DON'T CARE. JUST SHUT UP.

Madison: Fine, just get out of my ROOM.

Liam: WITH PLEASURE. (Leaves)

Madison: (To self) Don't worry, Mad. Liam's right. Just go back to bed. (Collaspes on her pillow.)

(Cuts to the Boardwalk. Two mermen with legs are getting ready for a movie premiere.)

Merman 1: (In German accent) Is it done?

Merman 2: (In German accent) Yes. It is done.

Merman 1: Finally. Time to show zose MONSTERS who's boss. (Looks at the sea. You can see a shark fin for a brief second.)

(Cuts to theme song.)

(Cuts to the next morning. Courtney, Roxy, Jessica and Madison are eating breakfast.)

Madison: So, then, someone that looked like PSY nearly stabbed a knife into my tail, and I woke up.

Roxy: That is SO weird, Madison.

Madison: But what I'm wondering is, what does it MEAN?

Courtney: Don't worry about it, cousin. Liam's planning something HUGE for the five of us.

Liam: (Comes in incredibly cheery.) You bet I AM! It's OFF THE CHARTS huge!

Madison: Gee, Liam, you weren't acting like this last night.

Liam: I wasn't? Oh, well. (Sits down) Anywho, there's a movie premiering, I mean, WORLD premiering, in the human town's movie theater called Shark Bait.

Jessica: So?

Liam: THIS GUY GOT TICKETS FOR THE FIVE OF US!!! (Holds them up.)

Roxy: My friends and I were talking about it over Seape. (A parody of Skype) Now, they're gonna be SO jealous that I'M seeing it! (Runs off.)

Courtney: Shark Bait? Sounds pretty cool, Liam. I should proabably tell my friends TOO! (Opens her phone and calls Jade.) Hey, it's me. GUESS what my cousin Liam got me tickets to... (Walks off still talking.)

Jessica: What time is it gonna be?

Liam: MIDNIGHT.

Jessica: (Gasp) I'M GONNA BE STAYING UP PAST MY BEDTIME! (Cartwheels off.)

Liam: (Looks at Madison) Well? Let's hear YOUR reaction to this?

Madison: Yay? I'm so excited?

Liam: I was expecting MORE.

Madison: (Walks off rolling her eyes.)

(Cuts to the five cousins taking their seats in the theater.)

Roxy: EEE! I am FREAKING OUT!

Courtney: This is gonna be EPIC!

Jessica: It's SO late out!

Liam: I feel like my heart is erupting in excitement!

(Courtney, Madison, Roxy, and Jessica look at him in confusion and slight disgust.)

Liam: Sorry. I just.... CAN'T WAIT!

Madison: And we KNOW by now.

(They sit down. The movie begins.)

Movie: (Gorgeus lady not facing the screen) It's a beautiful day. I should proabably go swiming. (The screen shows her towel dropped on the floor.)

(50 minutes pass. Everyone is staring at the screen with wide eyes except for Madison.)

Movie: ('Evil Shark") It's a HUMAN. Humans should KNOW by now that all idiotic sharks like me eat is HUMAN FLESH. Time for my FEAST.

(You see the auedience's reaction to that.)

Roxy: EWWWWWWWW.

Little kid: Mommy? What is that red stuff coming out of the lady?

Liam: (Freaked) This is so cool...

Movie: ("Evil Shark") (Looks at the camera.) That's right, HUMANS. All sharks eat is HUMAN. We are EVIL. If you come across one of us, WE'LL EAT YOUR FLESH. (Cackles)

(The movie ends.)

Everyone except Madison: (Now look scared.)

Madison: (Has a "WTF" face.)

(Cuts to the five cousins exiting the theater.)

Roxy: OH MY GODS...

Courtney: WOAH...

Jessica: That was... HORRIFYING.

Liam: That's the scariest thing I've EVER seen.

(The five head to the docks. Madison's about to dive in the water.)

Liam: WAIT, Madison. Why don't we take a boat ride back?

Madison: (Looks up.) What?

Liam: Y'know... there might be (Gags) SHARKS in the water.

Jessica: And the might SEE us.

Roxy: And they might EAT US TO OUR DEATHS.

Courtney: It's proabably safer if we just use a BOAT.

All four: PLEEEESE?

Madison: (Stands up) What has gotten INTO you four? It was just a MOVIE. Sharks are NOT going to tear up our flesh.

All four: BUT THEY ARE!!!

Madison: That's RIDICULOUS. Look, if you four want to use a boat, you can, but I am gonna swim. Not EVERYONE can be a mermaid, you know.

Liam: Alright. Uh, meet you back there... (The other four leave.)

Madison: (Rolls her eyes.) Seriously, did that movie HYPNOTIZE them or someting? (Dives into the ocean and grows her tail.)

Human goverment agent: That was movie was REAL?

(Madison ducks under so nobody sees her, and eavesdrops.)

Merman 1: Yes, it vas. You see, a friend of ours, he had been swiming, and a shark just CAME up and ATE him. That movie vasn't fiction, it vas REAL.

Human goverment agent: Well, then, I'll have to tell the boss. I don't want my PEOPLE dying because of some FISHES. Tomorrow, at noon exactly, we'll have ALL those sharks removed from the ocean and into NETS.

Madison: (Gasp)

Merman 2: Vhy, zank you. Ve don't vant any of those leetle keeds geeting hurt, now DO ve?

Human goverment agent: An even better point.... (Trails off)

Madison: OH, GODS!

(More coming soon....