User blog:CaptainJones123/Gravity Falls Fan Episode 33

Hello. This is one called "The Battle for Gravity Falls - Part 2".

Transcript
Dipper and Mabel: Last time on Gravity Falls!

(At an unknown place for know)

Dipper: Give those weird looking soldiers a piece of our minds!

(The Soldiers of the Falls charge towards the walls with swords and bows)

Dipper: And don't stop until they fall!

(The scene changes to the morning and Dipper starts narrating)

Dipper (narrating): This battle all started this morning while me, Mabel, and Floyd were having a talk when there was a mysterious knock at our door.

(Someone knocks at the door)

Dipper: Coming!

(Dipper opens the door and sees some weird looking guy in armor with a sword and a letter)

Mysterious Guy in Armor: My master wishes to speak to you but couldn't come so he sent me, his messanger, instead.

(Dipper grabs the letter and reads it)

Dipper: Who wrote this letter?

(Dipper looks up and sees the guy is gone)

Dipper: Uh... oh, forget it!

Dipper: Floyd, do you think you can help me?

Floyd: I know I am "famous" in Gravity Falls, but I can't help you!

(Dipper looks more at letter and sees a name in small print)

Dipper: I found something. I says: In hopes you don't find the name: Lord Sauron!

(Dipper thinks)

Dipper: Sauron? Where have I heard that before? Oh, right! Mount Doom! Right next to the Eye of Sauron!

(Mabel and Floyd look at Dipper)

Dipper: I know a lot of people here. Sue me!

(They start to walk out but suddenly hear a sound)

Dipper: What's that?

Mabel: Who knows?

(The hear the sound again and are suddenly trapped in a force field)

Dipper: It's Helm's Deep!

Mabel: What is Helm's Deep?

Dipper: The place where Sauron is keeping his most evil creations: The Orcs!

(Sauron is shown watching Dipper, Mabel, and Floyd flying towards Helm's Deep)

Sauron: Ah. My plan is going perfectly!

Orc Commander: Sauron, my master, the orcs are battling again!

(Sauron groans)

Sauron: I told you to make the newest ones so not... well, mean!

Orc Commander: That is not possible, my master! The material we use to make the orcs are all full of hate and no love. And do you really want to have an enemy that is full of love?

Sauron: Get out of here and stop them or it will be her head!

(The Orc Commander leaves and goes downstairs)

Sauron: I can't focus like this!

Sauron: I'm so glad you came!

Dipper: You gave us no choice, you jerk!

Sauron: I'm not the jerk. You are! Orc Commander, grab them and make some new orcs!

Orc Commander: As you wish, my lord!

(The Orc Commander binds them up and carries them downstairs)

Orc Commander: Hold on, kids and man! I'll have you out of thoses binds in just a second!

(The Orc Commander puts them down and cuts there ropes with his sword)

Orc Commander: Truth finally be told, me and all the other orcs were not even working for Sauron all this time, we've just been spies for the good guys.

Sauron: There is no possible way you can defeat me!

(The Orc Commander cuts Sauron's staff in half)

Sauron: Except that! I'll be back with a new staff! That will defeat you! Goodbye. Good night. And see you later!

(Sauron jumps into a portal and it disappears)

Orc Commander: Orcs, gather your weapons! We need to prepare for his return!

(Though a montage, the Orcs train and make new weapons)

Dipper: So, why did Sauron what to turn us into orcs?

Orc Commander: Sauron is gathering everyone with enough power to make a powerful Orc so he can rule Gravity Falls.

Floyd: What the heck is going with this Sauron and Orc thing?

Orc Commander: I'll explain it to you later, Floyd.

Floyd: How do you know my name?

Orc Commander: I was once the second in command to Sauron. I know everything!

Floyd: Okay. Good to know!

Sauron appears through a portal and shoots the orcs with his staff and changes them back to his side and get back on top of the fortress)

Dipper: Give those weird looking soldiers a piece of our minds!

(The Soldiers of the Falls charge towards the walls with swords and bows)

Dipper: And don't stop until they fall!

Dipper (narrating): And this is how the Battle of Helm's Deep started!

(The soldiers start hitting the wall with there swords and bows)

Dipper (narrating): But how did I gather the army to stop the orcs and Sauron? I'll explain that after we win!

(The orcs start launching bombs at the soldiers)

Dipper: Hurry! They have defenses!

Orc Commander: Defeat them! Defeat those puny humans so we can turn them into us!

Stan: This has gone on long enough! Blow the horns so that the walls my fall!

(The soldiers blow their horns and the walls start shaking)

Orc Commander: They have magic horns! Kill them while they are in there trance!

Dipper: Even though they are blowing the horns to knock down the wall, they are not in a trance! They still could kill you like 1, 2, 3!

Orc Commander: You want to bet?!

(The Orcs charge towards them and they built them until the orcs fall of the fortress from the shaking just as the walls fall)

Stan: We've won! We are victorious! We are undefeatable!

(The Orc Commander jumps up and stabs Stan with his sword)

Orc Commander: You were saying?

(The orcs laugh and so does Sauron)

Sauron: Today, my fiendish orcs, we've won! Gravity Falls is ours! Charge into Gravity Falls so that we can rule!

Stan: Help!

(Dipper gasps)

Dipper (narrating): Okay! I'll explain after we at least try to stop those fiends!

Sauron: To Gravity Falls or bust!

(The orcs and Sauron laugh as they charge towards Gravity Falls and the episode starts)

Dipper: Stan! We didn't lose the war, we just lost the battle.

Mabel: How can you think of that?! Stan is dead, Sauron and the ors and are going to take over Gravity Falls!

(An Orc Tank rolls in and the Orc Captain pops out)

Barry: Hello, wee ones! My name is Barry! Who are you?

Dipper: I'm Dipper.

Mabel: I'm Mabel.

Floyd: I'm Floyd!

Barry: That be good to now for our battle with the orcs!

Dipper: So, how are you?

Barry: I'm Barry! I be the Orc Captain and Tank Driver! I be the only one not turned evil by Sauron's staff! We have to stop them, little masters!

Dipper: So be it! We must get out of here! And get more bombs!

(Barry, Dipper, Mabel, and Floyd gather bombs for the cannon to destroy Sauron and his forces)

Barry: This is going to be so exciting! I can't wait!

Dipper: Neither can I, Barry!

Barry: So do you have a plan, little master?

Dipper: No! But I'm working on one!

(Suddenly, the Eye of Sauron appears in the sky)

Eye of Sauron: Peek a boo! I found you!

(The Eye laughs)

Barry: What do you want we us, you fiend!

(The Eye laughs again)

Eye of Sauron: Don't judge me, Barry! I can turn you evil and have you turn against your "little masters"!

(The Eye laughs)

Barry: I'd never do that, you fiend! Leave us alone!

Eye of Sauron: You don't seem to understand! I was joking! I'm actually going to kill you!

(Barry screams and fires the cannon at the Eye and it bounces off him)

Eye of Sauron: Really?

Barry: It be my best move! I drive a cannon!

(The Eye disappears and it explodes in a big fiery explosion)

Barry: I'd be preparing if I were you, little masters!

(The Soldiers prepare again and charge towards the Falls and see a Dam)

Gideon: That was never there!

(Stan wobbles in)

Dipper: Stan? You died!

Stan: Gideon brought be back to life!

(The soldiers start to attack the Dam but the Orc Commander jumps down)

Orc Commander: Sauron built the Dam to keep the wild rapids from flying his kingdom and you try to drown your own people! You should be ashamed of yourself!

(The Orc Commander laughs)

Barry: We be not trying to drown the people, we be trying to drown Sauron and his orcs!

Orc Commander: We've been warriors of goodness until the blast! We still have goodness in us, the evilness is just pushing it back!

Barry: Then let it defeat the darkness! We can save the Gravity Falls!

(The Orc Commander starts swinging crazily)

Orc Commander: NO!

(The Orc Commander falls to the ground)

Barry: That be strange! What be happening, little masters?

Dipper: This is far beyond my knowledge, Barry!

Barry: Oh, dear! I fear we be in big trouble!

(The orcs start jumping over the wall and the Orc Commander gets up, with Shis eyes glowing red)

Barry: Is that suppose to happen?!

Dipper: The eyes, no! The orcs, yes!

(Barry aims at the Dam and fires and washes the orcs away and also washes the soldiers away)

Barry: The water... it be shorting my systems! I can't fire the cannon!

Dipper: Oh. Look! It's Sauron's hideout!

(The water washes away and Barry gets ready to fire)

Orc Commander: Sauron, looks like you forgot one orc!

(Sauron aims the staff at Barry)

Sauron: Goodbye, Barry!

(He fires the staff but Barry fires and stops the fire)

Sauron: Ugh! Orc Commander, kill them!

(The Orc Commander jumps at the Cannon and looks in it and sees Barry waving to him and pressing the button causing the Orc Commander flys backwards and hits the fortress and explodes)

Sauron: Shoot!

(The Orc Commander stands up and the ground under him breaks and he falls in and gets up)

Orc Commander: Ready the cannons and send them to Hell!

(The Orc Cannon jumps on the top of the roof and fires and Barry fires too and the bombs explode in the middle of the battlefield and the cannon jumps infront of Barry's and puts the bomb shooter infront of Barry's)

Orc Commander: What are you waiting for? Send them to Hell!

(The Orc Shooter jumps out of the cannon)

The Orc Shooter: No!

Orc Commander: Sauron, the evil is disappearing! You should consider replacing your orb!

(Sauron pulls out a new orb and puts it on his staff)

Orc Commander: I bet you hoping my evil didn't disappear. Well, too bad for you!

(The Orc Commander jumps at Sauron)

Barry: Maybe I should just blow up there cannon! Nah! I'd just kill myself!

(The cannon starts moving with no driver)

Barry: This be not good!

(The cannon jumps on top the fortress and blows up and the Orc Commander gets up and waves his remote and Barry smiles)

Barry: We have won, little masters!

(Sauron gets up and groans)

Sauron: I wouldn't be so smug!

Barry: Never mind!

(Suddenly, the Eye of Sauron appears in the sky)

Eye of Sauron: So, Sauron, I see you haven't won the battle!

Sauron: I'm doing my best!

Eye of Sauron: You're not doing it fast enough! I have a very short fuse you've ever seen!

(The Eye of Sauron hits Sauron with a blast of black lightning and Sauron falls to the ground, smoking)

Eye of Sauron: Let's see how fast you defeat the Soldiers of the Falls with your new form I just gifted you!

(The Eye of Sauron disappears)

Sauron: Try to defeat me now with my upcoming new form!

(Sauron groans and starts turning into a dark creature)

Sauron: I-I a-am t-the W-Witch-K-King o-of G-Gravity F-Falls!

(Sauron screams and transforms into the Witch-King)

Witch-King: Prepare to die, mortal fools!

(The Witch-King pulls out a big black sword)

Witch-King: The Mongul Blade! Perfect!

(The Witch-King raises the sword into the sky and lightning strikes it and it glows)

Witch-King: Prepare to die mortals and orcs alike!

(The Witch-King starts shooting the sword at randon places)

Witch-King: Gravity Falls shall see what I see, feel what I feel! Gravity Falls will fall under my control! And there will be no one to stop me!

(The Witch-King suddenly stops spinning and drops his sword)

Witch-King: My sword!

(The Sword hits Barry's cannon)

Barry: I have the Mongul blade! Let's play a nice game of catch, shall we?

(Barry throws the sword in the air)

Witch-King: You fool!

Barry: Am I really the fool?

(The Mongul Blade hits the ground and everyone runs towards the sword and the Witch-King starts knocking everyone out of his way)

Witch-King: The blade is mine!

(The Witch-King grabs the sword)

Barry: This ain't going to be good? Is it, little masters?

(The sky starts turning darker and darkness starts shooting out of it)

Barry: We'll all be turned evil! Run for ye lives, men and orcs!

(They all run and darkness starts hitting the Witch-King and he starts to grow stronger)

Witch-King: Run, run, all you can, much will come once you are dead! Dead you will be and strong I am! Run all you  want but you'll still end up dead!

(The Witch-King laughs as the screen fades to black) 