User blog comment:AnonymousDuckLover/Stan's Death Theory/@comment-4554577-20150928175704

I read the whole thing.

and i'm sorry but...

This is a kid's show.

the main protagonist, a TWELVE YEAR OLD, (Ok, granted probably 13 by that point.) is NOT going to die.

i'm honestly sick and tired of people saying he will.

Stan dying isn't impossible I don't guess, but you didn't really give any evidence, other than 'This could be forshadowing this'

and honestly, I saw Stan's brother being the Author a mile away, though I also thought Poolcheck and Robbie were potential cananidates. (Don't ask why Robbie...)