User blog:DonyarktheKungFuMinion/Old Man Stan PT 5

'''Hello everyone! Before I continue (sorry for the delay) I would like to answer some FAQ:'''

Q: How do characters move to show to show?

A: There is a TV remote  in every show that allows them to change channels, to get to TV Center Station, a character would have to press 00.

Q: What is Moe's?

A: Moe's is the name of a bar in The Simpsons, in Wreck-It Ralph, Ralph goes to a bar called Tappers, so I made Moe's the Tapper of the story

Q: Is Star Gallant a really show?

A: No, Star Gallant is made up, it serves as "The Hero's Duty" of the story, later on, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic will serve as "The Sugar Rush" of the story.

So lets begin!

Serge Speaker: ALL 1:00 CARTOONS PLEASE GO TO YOUR OWN SHOW!

Stan: Lets see here, ah its very blurry, smells like Stan in here WOAH! "trips over Tommy"

Tommy: Hey Mr. Star Gallant what are you doing here?

Stan: I'm not Star Gallant, "takes off helmet" its me Stan!

Tommy: OK?

Stan: Don't tell anyone that I'm Star Gallant got it?

Tommy: Ah, got it. Hey have you seen my Reptar toy?

Stan: Oh yeah, I flushed it down my toliet the other day.

Tommy: "starts crying" WHY!

Stan: "enters Star Gallant" Lets see here this shouldn't be too bad.

Star Bella: Star Gallant! There you are!

Stan: Oh yes! I'm Star Gallant!

Star Bella: Why are you so late!

Stan: Ah, had to go potty?

Star Bella: "hits Stan" Of course you didn't, you don't need to go to the bathroom, anyways show starts in 10 seconds everyone!

Speaker: ITS STAR GALLANT! STAR GALLANT! HE'S THE BEST! HE'S STAR GALLANT! HE'S THE BEST!

Stan: What?

Speaker: Today's episode, Spi-Bug Return!

Star Bella: And the Spi-Bugs are coming...now! "shoots at them"

Stan: AH!!! I WANT TO GO BACK! OH SWEET OL' GRAVITY FALLS!

Kid watching show: Gravity Falls?

Stan: HELP! HELP!

Star Bella: Everyone! Into the lab!

Stan: I'll meet you ahead!

Star Bella: NO! Star Gallant wait!

Stan: "sees all the Spi-Bugs escape" AH! What is the show! This is not for kids, watch my show with barfing gnomes and crazy old people!

Kid watching TV: Is this Grunkle Stan?

Speaker: COMMERICAL BREAK!

Stan: I'm not gonna do this again

Star Bella: Star Gallant! "hits Stan" Whats your problem?

Stan: Ah no problem here mam!

Star Bella: "hits Stan again" Don't ever do that again.

Stan: Ah OK, who put rocks in her sandwitch.

'''Thanks for reading! PT 6 coming tommorow, please comment :)'''