Greg and Janice Valentino

Mr. and Mrs. Valentino are the friendly, upbeat parents of Robbie Valentino and the proprietors of the Valentino Funeral Home.

History
In "The Love God," Mabel Pines is surprised by their warm welcome when she arrives to speak with their son. Later, they witness Stan Pines' and Soos Ramirez's balloon crash on the Love God and jokingly state that they hope no one died.

Personality
Unlike their son, Mr. and Mrs. Valentino are extremely cheerful and cordial, despite their morbid profession. They welcome guests warmly and are very loving toward their son. Despite this, they express joy at someone's death, as it means business for them.

Robbie Valentino
Although Mr. and Mrs. Valentino deeply care for Robbie, he prefers to distance himself from them due to their overly optimistic temperaments, which he believes to be an odd trait for people constantly dealing with death. They seem to baby their son, as evidenced by the face drawn on his spaghetti, and are oblivious to his gloomy personality.