User blog:ThePK/How not to make me happy

These are all things that make me not happy. Often users think they make admins happy, but not me. So please don't
 * Treat me like I am better than you
 * Think what I say is the law
 * Apologize profusely
 * Think that the world will end if I don't read your blog
 * Be offended by my blog comments (Night I'm looking at you)
 * Beg for
 * Justice
 * Mercy
 * Jokes
 * Respect me (I am not a great role model)
 * Think I am in charge (I got ACD and EF too, though EF doesnt talk much)

So dear folks reading this, I want to be your friend, not your wiki boss. Don't expect me to be perfect. As an admin, my cheif job is to make progressive decisions with EF and ACD. I do not wake up and say "who shall I ban today." Don't strive to be an admin, or to be admin like. Strive to be the best you can be, and ask yourself not what can I learn from Tuckyd but what can I teach Tuckyd.

Now honestly, how many people read that ^^^^^^