User blog comment:ThePK/The Great Gravity Falls Quote Tourney/@comment-1942361-20150317232908

"SORRY, KID, BUT YOU'RE MY PUPPET NOW!! (cackles maniacally)" -Bill Cipher as Dipper, "Sock Opera"

"Oh, no, not the broom!" -Lil' Gideon, "Dreamscaperers"

"And remember to be on alert for wildfires!" "Wait, wha-- (spontaneously combusts) AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" "He'll be fine." -Toby Determined, Stan and Mabel, "The Deep End"