User blog:EpikFalls/Unleash the Journal Part 1 (Fan Episode 3)

Confusion Helper
Brad is my fan character, usually used for RPs in the chat. This is my first fan episode for him. He looks exactly like the person Mabel rigged a note to in the first canon episode.

Extra Note
This episode is based of an RP-well, most of it, not all of it. Many modifications were made since I forget what happens in the RP and I don't use anyone else's fan characters.

Two Times the Journal
In the opening, Brad is in the woods, exactly where Dipper found 3.

Brad: I smell the source of the book with my vampire super smelling. Right here...

Brad opens the tree up and hits the switch. The opening appears in the ground.

Brad: *sniffs* Source of Book 3.

Brad hits the other switch.

Brad: Broken...*fixes*

Brad hits it again and the treetop pops open and two journals come flying out-Book 6, and Book 953.

Brad: Two exactly alike books...6 and 953. My smelling indicates Book 2 and 3...the author must write these fast.

Brad reads the Book 6.

Brad: Just like any other of them...monsters.

Brad then reads Book 953.

Brad: Woah. It's like a spell dictionary.

Brad continues reading.

Brad: With this, I can unleash my powers-mwahahahahahaha! *snaps out of it* What am I saying! I'm a good vampire, not an evil one. I hate when I go to the evil side...I'm cursed by my parents from this...

Another day at the Mystery Shack...Brad walks in and sees Mabel. Brad suddenly gasps under his breath and imagines they are the only ones in the room. Brad walks up to Stan.

Brad: Uh, hello, uh, Mr. Mystery?

Stan: That's me!

Brad: You see that girl over there in the orange sweater with the question mark on it?

Stan: You mean my great niece Mabel?

Brad: Yeah...wait-great niece?

Stan: Go on.

Brad: Well, I want to know if you can keep a secret.

Stan: Well, that's a mystery! *laughs* No, kidding. I just think people like it when I talk like Mr. Mystery. Call me Mr. Pines.

Brad: Well, Mr. Pines, I kinda have a crush on Mabel.

Stan: Her? She's been looking for a boyfriend all summer. She says her first one was a bunch of idiot gnomes, which do you expect me to believe? However, she does want her boyfriend to be a vampire.

Brad: Okay. Well, thanks for keeping my secret. *walks away* *to self* Mabel likes vampires! That's just what I am! Maybe I can go on with it! She'll love me! I'm her perfect crush! This will be a good time! Woohoo!

Dipper: Woah woah woah...were you just saying you had a crush on my twin sister Mabel? And that you were a vampire?

Brad: Uh, no...you're...uh...delusional!

A small pause is heard and the theme song plays.

The Life of Brad Yak Landform
Later, at the home part of the Mystery Shack...

Dipper: Dude, you gotta tell me sooner or later, you practically admitted you were a vampire. And this book says they exist too.

Brad: That book? I found two related in the forest today...*shows Book 6 and 953*

Dipper: Woah! *slaps self* Dude, just tell me!

Brad: ALRIGHT FINE! I'M A VAMPIRE! You see these two teeth? They may look like cracked teeth, but they are really fangs growing in. Just don't tell ANYONE! And not even Mabel...a secret with you...I have a crush on her.

Dipper: Secret safe with me. I promise not to tell anyone your a vampire. But everyone might end up finding out themselves, since my book says after complete transformation vampires can't control themselves and will attack all they see.

Brad: Whatever. Help me up my game towards Mabel.

Dipper: So, basically you want to date Mabel all your life and not care when your transformation completes and you kill Mabel? Not gonna happen.

Brad: Sure, I can break your heart. Rip it out of your body and squish it into tiny little pieces. Same with Mabel. That is unless you help me with Mabel.

Dipper: No.

Brad starts clutching Dipper by the chest.

Dipper: Alright alright I'll help you!

IN PROGRESS