User blog:TitanicMixGirl/Episode 14 I Made Up

This one is called:

"Vocal Lessons" 

(In the Mystery Shack gift shop Soos is cleaning and Wendy is just not paying attention reading her magazine)

Dipper: Mabel. You know how I told that story about my voice craking and stuff?

Mabel: Ya. Hehe. That was a good one.

Dipper: Ya.

Mabel: Because it's partially true.

Dipper: Wait what?

Mabel: You're voice does crack from time to time. (laughs a little)

Dipper: What? N-no (cracks a little) it doesn't!

Mabel: Uh, it just did smarty pants.

Dipper: Well, it's just a sign of puberty that's all. I'm becoming a man.

Mabel: (laughs) Sureeeee.

Dipper: Well, it could be just the biginning. You know.

Mabel: Ya... like that "growth spirt" you had.

Dipper: I just wanted to be tall. Anyway, one day my voice will be an awesome cool speaking voice that doesn't (cracks a bit) crack.

Mabel: Whateva you say Dip. (laughs)

Dipper: (sigh...)

Mabel: (laughs a bit off screen)

Dipper: Be quiet Mabel.

(Thomson comes in)

Thomson: Uh, hey Wendy.

Wendy: (puts down magazine) Oh, hey Thomson.

Thomson: So... uh Wendy, the guys in the van were tourching me to come in and to ask if you wanted to like hang out later with us. Like... after your shift.

Wendy: Sure Thomson. I would- Wait... is Robbie with you guys?

Thomson: Uh, ya. Why?

Wendy: (Gives Thomson a look)

Thomson: Oooh! I forgot that you two... riiight. I'm sorry.

Wendy: It's ok.

Thomson: Actually, he's the one that asked me to get you in the first place. Then everybody started tourching me to get out of the van and ask you.

Wendy: Oh, well...

Dipper: (In head) No. no. Come on. Please don't go.

Thomson: Everybody wants you to come too. We haven't hung out with you in a while.

Wendy: Hm... Ok fine. But I'm not talking to Robbie.

Thomson: Great!

Dipper: (Quietly) Oh come on!

Mabel: (Giggles and smiles)

Thomson: (Notices Dipper and Mabel) Oh, hey guys.

Mabel: Hi Thomson!

Dipper: Hey.

Mabel: Hey, do you think we could come with you guys? It was SO much fun the last time!

Dipper: (Whispers) Mabel...

Wendy: Well, I most certainly don't mind. More poeple to talk to the leass I have a chance of talking to Robbie.

Thomson: Well, I supose. You guys were a lot of fun last time too. I'm pretty sure they won't mind.

Mabel: Yay!

Dipper: Hehe. Cool.

Thomson: So Wendy, when like... does your shift end?

Wendy: Um....

(Clock goes to 5:00 and makes that "kookoo" noise)

Wendy: Now, actually.

Thomson: Cool. So, you guys ready?

Wendy: Yep. Lets go.

Dipper: Uh... we'll be right there.

Thomson: Ok. Don't be too long now.

(Thomson and Wendy go out)

(Mabel looks at Dipper with a smile)

Mabel: (Nudges Dipper) See what I did there?

Dipper: Mabel, in a way I'm glad that you did that but it's gonna be awkward with Robbie around. Since I well... kinda "ruined" they're relationship. In a way.

Mabel: Ya. But you were just protecting Wendy. That's all.

Dipper: (sigh) Ya I was but- You know what. Whatever. I'll just try to ignore Robbie. And... just talk to Wendy and the others. And you.

Mabel: Hehe. (pats Dipper's back) That's the Dip I know. Now come on! Lets go!

(They go out meeting all of them outside of the van)

Mabel: Hello!

Dipper: Hey guys.

Robbie: (glares at Dipper)

Lee: Hey, Dr. Funtimes!

Nate: (Fist bumps Dipper) S'up man?

Dipper: (Fist bumps Nate back) Nothing much. I guess.

Mabel: Hey Tambry.

Tambry: (on her phone) Hey. (Continues on her phone)

Robbie: So... uh, Wendy. I'm sorry about... you know...

Wendy: (Looks at Robbie and walks over to the van) So you guys ready or what?

All (except Robbie): Ya! (They get in the van)

Robbie: Hehe. Ya lets uh, (cough) go. (Goes in the van)

(Sits next to Wendy)

Robbie: So Wendy I-

Wendy: (Turns towards the window)

Thomson: Ok. Serously guys. Can you like... really not punch the roof anymore? My mom yelled at me again last time so...

All: (punch roof) Thomson! Thomson! Thomson!

Thomson: -_- Of course... Why do I even bother.

(They start driving)

Wendy: So, where we going this time guys?

Lee: To my dad's old artifact shop. I've never been there before but he told me that it's really awesome and sometimes spooky there. But today he (shows keys) gave me the keys to it.

All: Whoa...

Mabel: Cool, an artifact shop!

Dipper: It sounds cool. I wonder what kind of things are in there.

Nate: Oh, is there like a whole bunch of ancient weird stuff in there?

Lee: Yep. My dad told me that some of the stuff in there is even cursed.

(Silence)

Thomson: C-cursed?

Lee: (laughs) Ya. I doubt it though.

Nate: (laughs) What if some of the stuff is really cursed?

Lee: I don't know man. But it's just a bunch of old junk. None of it is cursed... I think.

(Back at the Mystery Shack)

(Stan comes in the gift shop through the living room)

Stan: Kids?! Kids!? Ugh... (Sees Soos) Oh, Soos. You're still here?

Soos: (Sweeping) Yep. Just finishing up. That's all.

Stan: Ah. I see. Uh, hey, do you happen to know where the kids went?

Soos: Nope. All I heard is that they were going to hang out with Wendy and her friends.

Stan: Oh, ok then. Then they're fine.

Soos: So, like... what are you gonna do now Mr. Pines?

Stan: (takes off suit jacket and hangs it up) I don't know. Just watch some T.V and just... do nothing. Like a good Uncle should do.

Soos: Ya. I have nothing to do either. (puts broom away)

Stan: Uh... hey. You know, it does get a little lonely here when the kids aren't around. Would you like to... um... have a little boss to worker bonding time?

Soos: Really?

Stan: Uh... Sure. I mean like... it's not like I have anything else to do around here anyway.

Soos: Oh, this is gonna be great! (puts arm around Stan)

Stan: Hehe. (takes Soos's arm off him) Ya...

(Outside of the artifact shop)

Nate: (playfully punches Lee) Come on open it already.

Lee: Alright let me just ge out the keys. Yeash. (puts key in) And... (opens the door) There we go.

(They go in and Lee turns on the lights)

All: Whoa... Cool! This is amazing.

(They split up and go look at stuff)

Lee: Oh, by the way guys. Don't try and break anything. If you do... (shrugs)  I'll just like hide it from my dad or something.

(A breaking sound is heard offscreen)

Thomson: (Off screen) Sorry!

Lee: Ugh... (says with a smirk) Thomson! (Goes over to him)

Mabel: (Goes over to some items) Whoa... check out this old Egyptian stuff. (looks closely) Hehe that looks like a bird with bunny ears.

Robbie: Psh. Whatever. Just some stupid old stuff. Right Wendy?

Wendy: Oh hey what's that? (walks away)

Robbie: (sigh...)

Wendy: (takes out an old scroll) What is this?

Dipper: (Goes next to Wendy) Seems like some old scroll of somekind.

(Everyone crowds around)

(Wendy opens it and some dust flies from it and they all cough a bit)

Wendy: Uh... what's this written in?

Thomson: (looks over Wendy's shoulder) Is that Spanish?

Lee: I failed Spanish.

Nate: Cool! Me too man.

(They fist bump)

Dipper: Wendy, can I see that for a sec?

(Wendy hands it to Dipper)

Dipper: (looks at it) Hey, It's Pig Latin.

Robbie: What is that, pig languge?

Mabel: That's the language Waddle's speaks!? (Gasp!) Maybe I can learn how to communicate with him.

Dipper: ...No. All they do is just get rid of the first letter in the word and add it to that back, and say that letter and an "ay" on the back of it. For example, Robbie's name. In Pig Latin it would be "Obbieray."

(Everyone laughs a bit)

Robbie: That's a stupid language. Whoever made that launguage up probrably was like... non-smart. Am I right?

Lee: Ya. And why Pig Latin? Why not something like...

Thomson: Backward language!

Lee: Eh.... nah. More like... I don't know...

Nate: Oh! I got it! Backwardese!

Lee: Yes!

(Lee and Nate High-5)

Robbie: See, like that. Sounds more... understood.

Mabel: Backwardese... You know, ya. It does.

Wendy: (haz a wtf? face)

Dipper: Ok... Anyway. This thing says "Fiay ouyay ancay ranslatetay histay ntoiay nglisheay ouyay hallsay evealray erhay ltimateuay owerpay."

Wendy: Dude, I have no idea what you just said.

Dipper: Well it translates to, um.... "If you can translate this into English you shall reveal her ultimate power." (points to some writting underneath) Guess it means translate this.

Nate: Who is this... "her"?

Dipper: How should I know.

Lee: Translate the rest of it.

(They all are all like "Ya." and stuff)

Dipper: Uh... I don't know guys. What if the thing is really cursed or something?

Robbie: (Groans) Come on...

Lee: Dude, none of this stuff is cursed. Trust me.

Dipper: Well... Alright then.

Mabel: And just say it in English. Don't go through all that Backwardese stuff. To confusing.

Dipper: It's Pig Latin... Ok. Here it goes. (takes breath) It translates to "The voice you here is the voice you get. Don't wish on a star and don't make a bet. For tonight has come, the voice of reason. Beware, and do not break her treason. For she shall rise and have her claim. The voices of your's, you should be ashamed. The voices of your's will go with another. It shall with your signifigant other. So beware, for she is right here. And is also the great seer." That's it.

(Nothing happnes)

Wendy: Well, nothing happened.

Mabel: Hm. What do ya know.

Lee: See dude, I told you. None of this stuff is cursed.

Dipper: Ya but... what does it mean?

Nate: Ya. And still, who is this "she"?

(All of a sudden the scroll starts to shake)

(Dipper drops the scroll and the gang backs up a few feet)

(Scroll still shaking)

Robbie: What did you do?!

Dipper: I don't know! I just translated it!

(Scroll lifts up into the air)

Wendy: Lee! What's happening?!

Lee: I don't know!

Thomson: (Standing near Tambry all scared) Uh...

Tambry: (Gulp) (On her phone) Status update, in artifact shop and creepy scroll is shaking.

(The scroll glows green and a glowing woman comes out of it)

(The woman is about 20, has black hair, and is wearing a long black-ish purple-ish dress)

???: (Floating) WHO DARES DISTURB ME FROM MY SLUMBER?! AND MAKE ME RUIN MY VOICE BY ASKING THESE SORT OF QUESTIONS!?

(Everybody else points at Dipper. And Dipper is pointing to Mabel)

Mabel: (Notices Dipper is pointing at her) Hey!

Dipper: (Groans) Come on...

???: YOU! (Points to Dipper) WHAT IS YOUR NAME FELLOW CHILD!?

Dipper: Uh, Dipper Pines.

???: WELL I AM THE GREAT TIFFWANY! GODDESS OF VOICES!

(Not really, I just made that up. Tried researching the gooddess of voices, but all that came up was the goddess of sound. And she was just really complicated to figure out. So ya... Tiffwany)

Nate: Oh... So that's who "she" is.

Lee: (Quietly) (laughs) Tiffwany.

Nate: (Quietly laughs along)

Tiffwany: HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF MY NAME! (Shoots lightning that just misses Nate and Lee and leaves a little mark on the floor)

Lee & Nate: Whoa!

Robbie: (While covering ears) Yeash. Could you at least not talk to loud. You're gonna make me go deaf.

Wendy: Uh... Robbie...

Tiffwany: WELL I CAN'T HELP IT! IT'S THE VOICE I WAS BORN WITH SO DEAL WITH IT! (Floats Robbie in the air)

Robbie: Whoa, hey!

Tiffwany: (drops him back down) (laughs)

Robbie: Hmph! (Groans)

Tiffwany: (Sigh) I LOVE MESSING WITH POEPLE. NOW, AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE I WAS RUDELY INTURUPTED! DIPPER, YOU HAVE SUMONED ME. AND SO WHAT YOU HAVE READ IS WHAT I'M GONING TO DO!

Dipper: Uh... (cough) Wich is...?

Tiffwany: OH! YOU DON'T KNOW? I THOUGHT YOU WOULD KNOW FROM READING IT! (shrugs) WELL, ALL OF YOU ARE ABOUT TO FIND OUT... (smirks)

(Most of them give a (gulp))

Tiffwany: (Takes breath) Ethay oicevay youyay erehay isyay ethay oicevay youyay etgay. Onday'tay ishway onyay ayay arstay andyay onday'tay akemay ayay etbay. Orfay onighttay ashay omecay, ethay oicevay ofyay easonray. Ewarebay, andyay oday otnay eakbray erhay easontray. Orfay eshay allshay iseray andyay avehay erhay aimclay. Ethay oicesvay ofyay youryay'say, youyay ouldshay ebay ashamedyay. Ethay oicesvay ofyay youryay'say illway ogay ithway anotheryay. Ityay allshay ithway youryay ignifigantsay otheryay. Osay ewarebay, orfay eshay isyay ightray erehay. Andyay isyay alsoyay ethay eatgray eersay.

(Really it's just the thing Dipper read, but in Pig Latin)

TO BE CONTINUED!!!