User blog comment:ThePK/The Great Gravity Falls Quote Tourney/@comment-26107279-20150319021917

Grunkle Stan: "Sir, would you like to buy a Stan-Vac vacuum? Stan-Vac: it sucks more than anything!" (Dreamscapers)

Dipper Pines: [writing somthing down on a piece of paper] "I am pretending to write something down" (The Inconveniencing)

Grunkle Stan: [Drops a barrel on his foot] "Gah! Hot belgian Waffles!!! Wait, I'm alone, I can swear for real! Son of a!!!" [Cuts off]