Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-25094659-20141117021435/@comment-8161155-20141207183337

MinecraftPercabeth wrote:
 * P True, but those government agents look pretty smart. Smuggling animals across borders implies he doesn't use his fake name in Gravity Falls, but rather when he's not in Gravity Falls, where people are probably smarter.

But then he hides in Gravity Falls, where the police are too incompetent to find him.