User blog comment:ThePK/The Great Gravity Falls Quote Tourney/@comment-26115735-20150317015923

"It's the final countdown! Just like they sing about!"

"Whoo, hot in here today, huh, Mr Pines? Probably be a lot cooler if we...  worked without our shirts on! Am I right?"

"Are you sick of piles of owls constantly blocking your drive way? Well then you gotta get owl trowel!"

"My name is Mabel, but you can call me "The girl of your dreams". I'M JOKING!"

" Oh my gosh, you like turtles? I like turtles too! What is happening here?"

"The people in this town are literally the dumbest people in the world. Literally."

"And then he chased me around and spanked me with a paddle for, like, three hours. Bottom line, George Washington  was a  jerk ."