User blog comment:ThePK/The Great Gravity Falls Quote Tourney/@comment-26158015-20150319080747

"You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder." - Stan Pines.

"Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!" - Bill Cipher

"I can buy and sell you, old man!" - Gideon Gleeful