User blog:SuicidalKitten/Fairly Odd Falls

''' [Dipper] man i’m so bored today there is nothing to do!

[Mabel] I feel the same way *sigh*

[Dipper] Hey, Mabel look at this *shows a page in book #3*

[Mabel] what does it say?

[Dipper] hmm it says that there are interdimensional portals that can open up any second anywhere

[Mabel] Awesomesauce!

[Dipper] lets look around the forest for them and check them out!

[Mabel] Yeah!

[They go downstairs]

[Soos] Hey dudes where are you going?

[Dipper] uh...nowhere

[Mabel] were going into the forest to look for interdimensional portals!

[Dipper] *facepalm*

[Soos] Okay dudes be careful out there

[Mabel] okie dokie Soos!

[Dipper and Mabel walk outside]

[Dipper] next time let me do the talking

[Mabel] Fine bro bro

[Dipper] Stop calling me that

[Mabel] you are so Captain Buzzkill

[Dipper] cmon lets just look for the portals

[They walk to the spooky part of the forest]

[Dipper] Okay I don’t think there are any portals here lets move

[Mabel] are you scared

[Dipper] What no i’m not scared

[Mabel] Yeah ya are *starts poking Dipper*

[Dipper] Ah Mabel stop

[A portal opens in front of them]

[Mabel] Hey look a portal!

[Mabel goes through]

[Dipper] Mabel! Wait for me!

[Dipper goes through the portal]

[Meanwhile in Dimmsdale]

[Timmy] Ugh I’m so bored! Cosmo! Wanda!

[Wanda] Yes Timmy?

[Timmy] I wish Something fun would happen to me today

[Cosmo looks outside the window and sees Dipper and Mabel]

[Cosmo] Hey you two look at me i’m a fairy!

[Wanda] Cosmo! Get back in here!

[Timmy] What is wrong with you Cosmo!

[Cosmo] nothing I just have a squirrel living in my head

[Timmy looks outside the window]

[Timmy] Hey, they look like some fun people to be around [Wanda] I’ll go with you in case you need anything

[Cosmo] what about me?

[Wanda & Timmy] DON’T DO ANYTHING STUPID!

[Cosmo] must....resist...stupidity!

[Wanda disguises herself as a cat]

[Wanda] okay lets go!

[Outside]

[Dipper] where are we?

[Mabel] I have no idea. Wait a minute i’m ten years old!

[Dipper] AH so am I!

[Mabel] What happened to us?

[Dipper] I should check the book

[Timmy and Wanda come outside]

[Timmy] Hello fellow strangers

[Mabel] Hi! My name is Mabel

[Timmy] And who are you?

[Dipper] Hi i’m Dipper

[Timmy] Dipper? Why would your parents name you that

[Dipper] It’s an embarrassing story

[Mabel] OMG! A pink cat!

[Dipper] How do you have a pink cat?

[Timmy] I...I uh... [Mabel] Aw leave him alone Dipper

[Dipper] Pink cats are not natrual

[Mabel] What day is it anyways?

[Timmy] It’s Monday i’m off to school

[Mabel] Can we come?

[Timmy] sure!

[Dipper] uh i’m not so sure

[Mabel] Cmon! lets have some fun here!

[Dipper] fine

[Mabel & Timmy] Yay!

[They go to the school]

[Chester] Hey Timmy who are your new friends

[Timmy] Oh Chester, AJ, these are some people I met today Dipper and Mabel

[Mabel] Hiya! I would show you my gum that I chewed up like a brain but I don’t have it right now

[Dipper] Shes not much for first impressions unlike this guy!

[They all stare at Dipper]

[Dipper] *sweats* this guy...I thought it would be better this time

[Timmy] anyways...they are new here

[AJ] are you dumping us for these guys

[Timmy] What? No of course not

[Chester] Thats exactly what you said last time

[Dipper] *whispers to Mabel* do you know what hes talking about? [Mabel] Nope

[The school bell rings]

[Timmy] Oh how great its time for Mr.Crocker's class

[Dipper] who?

[AJ] Mr.Crocker he is the most insane teacher here

[Dipper] Oh...

[Chester] you should see how he acts with new kids

[Dipper] oh great

[AJ] Lets not be late

[They all go to Crocker’s class]

[Crocker] Oh look new kids

[Dipper and Mabel look at him]

[Crocker] what are your names hmmm

[Mabel] I’m Mabel!

[Dipper] I'm..Dipper

[Crocker] You have any fairies?

[Dipper] Fairies? Of course not

[Crocker] THEN YOU GET AN F!

[Crocker stamps Dipper’s face with an F]

[The other kids laugh]

[Crocker] TAKE YOUR SEAT!

[Dipper sits in the next next to Timmy and rubs his face] [Crocker] What about you girly

[Mabel] uh uh

[Crocker] DON’T DODGE THE QUESTION!

[Mabel] No

[Crocker] YOU LIAR YOU HAVE....

[Timmy] *facepalm*

[Crocker spazzes out] FAIRY GOD PARENTS

[Crocker] just take a seat

[Mabel sits next to Dipper]

[The kids in the class start laughing]

[Crocker] DON’T LAUGH AT ME YOU ALL GET Fs!!!!!

[Chester] He can’t get any weirder

[Timmy] *whispers to wands who is now disguised as a pencil* I wish it was lunch period now

[Wanda] You got it Timmy

[The lunch bell rings]

[Dipper] Lunch? Already?

[Crocker] Aw I was just about to give you a pop quiz! Well that will have to wait

[They go to the lunch room]

[Timmy] Oh look over there its Trixie Tang

[Mabel] She looks nice i’m going to go over and talk to her!

[Timmy] No wait!

[Mabel walked over to Trixie] [Mabel] Hi! My name is Mabel!

[Trixie and her friends laugh]

[Mabel] what’s so funny?

[Trixie] Did anyone explain the chart to you?

[Mabel] What chart?

[The bodyguard comes out]

[Bodyguard] You should go now *cracks knuckles*

[Mabel] uh....

[Dipper comes over]

[Dipper] Come back with me Mabel

[Mabel] But

[Dipper] *drags Mabel away to the unpopular kid table* Lets sit here

[Timmy] Yeah theres a whole chart thing it’s really confusing

[Mabel] She’s just like Pacifica

[Chester] who?

[Dipper] a mean girl in our other town

[Chester] Yeah the rich people are always the worst

[Timmy] What town were you in last?

[Dipper] Gravity Falls

[Timmy] Is that in Europe?

[Dipper] No It’s in Oregon

[Mabel] Yeah [Timmy] It’s not on the map

[AJ] Yeah and I should know because i’m the smartest kid in school

[Dipper] Well...it’s a funny story actually

[The bell for recess rings]

[Mabel] oh boy recess!

[They go to the playground in the school]

[Mabel] *goes on the swing*

[Timmy] so go on with the story

[Dipper] Well okay it all started in Gravity Falls

[Then Tootie attacks Dipper]

[Tootie] Oh, Timmy come here!

[Dipper] Who are you?????

[Tootie] Wait a minute you're not Timmy!

[Dipper] No I’m Dipper

[Tootie] well where is my dream boat

[Dipper] he’s right over..he’s gone

[Tootie] Well you’re no use to me! *walks away*

[Timmy comes out of a tree]

[Timmy] Thank goodness she is gone

[Dipper] what’s up with that?

[Timmy] She is a little cuckoo over me

[Dipper] Sounds like Gideon with Mabel [Timmy] Lets get out of here we can go to my tree house

[Dipper] Okay

[Dipper, Mabel, and Timmy go to the tree house]

[Dipper] anyone else you need to warn us about

[Timmy] No not really

[Vicky] *kicks the door down of the tree house* OH TWERP!!! *gets out a chainsaw*

[Timmy] AH VICKY!

[Dipper] Thanks for warning us about her

[Timmy] I WISH WE WERE OUT OF HERE!!

[They appear in Timmy’s room]

[Dipper] What the-

[Mabel] yeah how did we get here?

[Timmy] Uh...Internet?

[Mabel] Okay sounds good

[Cosmo appears in front of everyone]

[Cosmo] Timmy, who’s your new friends

[Mabel] OMG! A fairy!

[Dipper] A fairy?

[Timmy] COSMO YOU IDIOT!

[Wanda appears]

[Wanda] We told you not to do anything stupid!

[Cosmo] Sorry force of habbit

[Dipper] so wait a minute you have fairies?

[Timmy] No they're computer programs

[Dipper] I’m not that stupid

[Cosmo] Yes we are fairies

[Wanda] just keep it between us

[Mabel] You got it!

[Dipper] Okay

[Wanda] Thank you

[Dipper] wait a minute

[Timmy] what?

[Dipper] can we go home using a wish or something

[Cosmo] well i don’t think so

[Dipper] Why?

[Cosmo] Timmy is so selfish and only makes wishes for himself

[Dipper and Mabel look at Timmy]

[Wanda] If Timmy wishes it we grant it

[Mabel] c'mon Timmy we want to go home

[Timmy] uh lets sleep it's late

[Mabel] fine

[Everyone went to sleep except for Dipper]

[Dipper] *Grabs Cosmos wand* I wish Mabel and I were back in Gravity Falls

[The wand lights up and Timmy wakes up]

[Timmy] COSMO YOU IDIOT!! *sees that it’s Dipper* oh i’m sorry force of habit DIPPER YOU IDIOT!

[Dipper] All I want to do is go home!

[Timmy] fine! I wish everything was back to normal before I met you two!

[It goes back to Dipper and Mabel in their room in the Mystery Shack]

[Dipper] Hey we are back!

[Mabel] That was fun!

[Dipper] Maybe we can go there again...another day

[They go downstairs]

[Stan] where you kids all day?

[Dipper] long story

[Mabel] Yes very long

[Stan] I didn’t even want to hear your story anyways

[Dipper] Shows you care so much

[END CREDITS!]

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