User blog:Blue Jay of Lightning/My Gravity Falls Movie

I made a Gravity Falls "movie" script.

(Dipper walks in the Mystery Shack)

Dipper: Hey, Mabel, what's going on?

(Mabel cries)

Dipper: What's wrong?

Mabel: (still crying) It's almost the end of the Summer and my cat might not like Waddles!

Dipper: Oh. Why don't we drop by and see if they like each other?

Mabel: (jumps up, stops crying) Okay!

Stan: Hey, kids, wanna help me set up decorations for the Super Party tonight?

Mabel: (cries again) But Pacifica will ruin the party!

Stan: Hey, that's 'Super Party' to you, okay?

Dipper: Hmm... (whispers to Mabel) I won't let her in if she comes.

Mabel: Okay!

Soos: I'll drive you to your parents' house.

Dipper: Uh, get the truck.

Soos: Oh, it's right there. (points to truck)

Mabel: (hops in) I'll drive!

Soos: You don't have a driving license.

Mabel: Hmm... (cuts paper) Now I do!

Soos: Okay!

Dipper: (gets in car) Mabel, are you sure-

Mabel: WAHOOEY! (starts car)

Soos: (waving as they drive into a tree) Goodbye guys!

(Drives into Gideon's house)

Gideon: WHAT IN TARNATION WIDE ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Mabel: We came to borrow Pitt Cola. WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE DOING HERE?

Gideon: Oh, well, I'll go get your Pitt Cola. (leaves room and comes back in) Sorry, we only have Pitt's Cold Chocolate Creamy Stuff.

Dipper: We'll take that.

Gideon: Wait, DIPPER'S here?

Mabel: Yeah.

Gideon: The man who ruined my life?!

Dipper: Woah, woah, it was Mabel who hates you, kay?

Gideon: (gibberish)

Mabel: How dare you speak that kind of language?

Dipper: (takes wheel) Goodbye. (Drives to his house)

Mr. Pines: What are you guys doing here?

Dipper: It's a long story. (gives dad book)

Mr. Pines: Uh-huh. (Flips to next page) Gnomes? Vampires? Paranormality? Oh no.

Dipper: What is it, dad?

Mr. Pines: I used to live in Gravity Falls, you see? And then...

5 hours later

Mr. Pines: ...and that's how I broke up with your mom's best friend's grandfather's 18-year old neighbor.

Dipper: What does that have to do with the book?

Mr. Pines: She wrote the book. Did you even listen to Part 300 out of 4 million parts?

Dipper: Why didn't you just skip to that part?

Mr. Pines: Then it would have been less interesting.

Mabel: (whispers to Dipper) LESS?!

Part 2 Coming Soon!