Northwest Cover-up

The Northwest cover-up is a American government conspiracy. It was used to cover up the fact that Quentin Trembley was the 8½ president of the United States of America, and the true founder of Gravity Falls, Oregon. It was revealed in "Irrational Treasure".

If you pause at the right time and read it, the page says things like "The only and current president is Santa Claus. Under the reign of Mr. Claus America is not a democracy, but a jollocracy." And also "Thomas Jefferson was two kids in an overcoat standing on each others shoulders." And also "An evil Time Devouring Baby is frozen in a glacier, but glaciers dont melt so we have nothing to worry about!"

Writing
''Let it here be recorded... Nathaniel Northwest, famous in his native Gravity Falls for standing in the park and hitting himself with a large boating oar until he blacked out, was chosen to become the patsy mayor of Gravity Falls. Northwest spoke in a series of grunts and screams and often yelled his trademark phrase: "I am going to eat this entire oak tree because I am a powerful wizard!"''

''The fabled founder of Gravity Falls was, in fact a fraud. His last moments on Earth were spent choking on a giant piece of bark, attempting to live out his beautiful dream. He was hated by everyone that knew him. He will not be missed.''

Other hidden historical truths Included:

''Thomas Jefferson was actually just two kids in an overcoat standing on each other's shoulders. The current and forever President of the United States is actully Santa Claus. Under the reign of Mr. Claus, Amarica is not a democracy, but a jollyocracy. The statues at Mount Rushmore are actually gigantic presidental-faced robots that will be called into action when America needs them the most. An enormous, evil, time-traveling baby from another dimension is frozen in an Atlantic glacier. Fortunately,glaciers never melt, so we should be fine. Writing jokes for cartoons is more important than sleep, If you recite the pledge of allegiance backwards you'll gain secret wizard powers! (This one is true kids! Try it at home!)''

The true founder of Gravity Falls is: Sir Lord Quentin Trembley III, Esq.

Trivia

 * At one point in time, only eight Americans had permitted access to know about the cover-up.