Mabel's Guide to Dating/Transcript

Mable: Mable (Mable's Voice Going Through A Techno Remix)(Sound Of Voice Changes Higher To Lower)

Mable: Today Mable's Guide to Dating!

Mable: As We All Know I'm A Dating Expert

Mable: In Fact I Can't Get the Boys To Leave Me Alone

Mable As Cardboard Cutout Named Zach: Mable, I Love You So Much Baby Why Won't You Let me Back In Your Life?

Mable: You Know Wat You Did Zach!

Mable: Today were Gonna Test The Stability Of Three Of Grvaity Falls Bachlors.

Mable Anouncing: Soos!

Soos: Yea, get ready to fall in love AMERICA!

Soos: Am,am I lookin' at the right camera?

Mable: Dipper!

Dipper: What Are You even making this for?

Mable: Grunkle Stan!

Stan: I'm Only Here Because I Was Promised Bacon

Mable: (throws bacon)

Stan: I'm Satisfied

Mable: And Now For A Simple 9000 Question Dating Quiz