User blog:CaptainJones123/Gravity Falls Fan Episode 12

Hello. This one is called "Waddles: The Amazing Talking Pig".

Transcript
(One day at the Shack) Dipper: Mabel, have you seen my hat? (Mabel walks in with his hat on her head)

Mabel: No. I don't where that thing has gotten to... Dipper: I know you're wearing my hat on your head. Mabel: Oh... (Waddles come in) Waddles (in head): Please see me and feed me! Mabel (seeing Waddles): Ah, Waddles, my dear friend. It almost forgot... it's lunch time! Waddles (in head): Thank God... Mabel (walking into the kitchen): Now... where is that pig feed? Waddles (in head): Pig feed... pig feed... ah, there it is! (Waddles grabs it with his mouth and takes it to Mabel) Mabel: The pig feed! You found it! (Mabel tears open the pig feed) Waddles (in head): That pig feed looks so good. Oh, and it has that caramel apple flavor! Okay, Waddles... don't get to happy. You know how the makes you suddenly talk... (Waddles has a flashback) Man: Piggy, here is a taco. (Waddles eats the taco)

Waddles: What do you do to me, old man? (flashback ends) Waddles (in head): You think throwing up the taco would have helped... Mabel: Here you go, Waddles. Enjoy! (Mabel leaves) Waddles: YEAH! (Mabel walks in) Mabel: Waddles, did you just... Waddles: No Mabel: Waddles, you just talked! Waddles: Oh, seriously... oh, come on! Mabel: I have a talking pig! Oh... my... Waddles: Shut it, kid! Dipper can't find out. He knows a little too much about Gravity Falls. If he found out, who knows what he would do to me?! Mabel: Dipper is a loving guy. I bet he would understand. Dipper (off-screen): My goodness, Mabel! Give me my freaking hat back! Waddles: You were saying? Mabel: He gets a little mad sometimes. Waddles: Right... Mabel: Don't worry, Waddles. Your secret is safe with me. Waddles: God bless you, Mabel. Mabel: And God bless you too, Waddles. Waddles: Don't push it... Mabel: Sorry... (Dipper walks in and grabs his hat) Dipper: Waddles, I heard you talk. But don't worry. I promise nothing bad will happen to you. Waddles: God bless you, Dipper. Dipper: Yeah. I get it. (Later that day)

Mabel: Waddles, look! TV Anouncer: It's New! And you better hurry up, cause it's flying off the shelves... it's Pigy. The Pig treat any pig will love. Waddles: Pigy? They seriously couldn't do better? TV Anouncer: Buy today! (Suddenly, someone knocks at the door) Mabel: Welcome to a world of mystery! (Mabel sees no one there, but a box that has been sent to Waddles) Waddles: Oh, cool. My cousins got there paws on Pigy treats. Awesome! (Mabel opens it up and pulls out the treats) Mabel: Warning: May cause your pig to talk... well, we don't have to worry about that! (Mabel and Waddles laugh) Waddles: Seriously, don't push it, Mabs... (Mabel opens the treats and throws one into the air and Waddles catches it) Waddles: Time to eat it! (Waddles eats it and smiles) Waddles: Got to thank my cousins some time! Mabel: I heard a pet talent show is opening in Gravity Falls. We should take you... with your talking powers and such... Waddles: People can never find out about my secret! Mabel: Waddles, it's Gravity Falls. What do expect people to see? Waddles: Point taken... (At the pet talent show) Master: From who know wheres in Gravity Falls, comes pets with amazing talent. And remember watchers, it's Gravity Falls, so prepare for some weird talents. (Mabel and Waddles comes out) Mabel: I present to you! Waddles: The Amazing Talking Pig! Waddles say... (Mabel whispers to Waddles) Waddles: 1,000 + 1,000 = 2,000! (Everyone cheers) Mabel: Thank you! Thank you! I couldn't have done it without my talking pig! Waddles: Have a good night! (They leave) Mabel: Hopefully, no one was secretly listening... (It shows Stan leaning against the tent with his ear to it) Stan: I could make a fortune off of this. (At the Shack) Dipper: Waddles, I've been thinking... since you can talk... well, do you know what is up with Gravity Falls?! Waddles: No... Dipper: Shoot... (Mabel comes in) Mabel: Waddles, Stan needs us. (Mabel and Waddles walk into Stan's office) Stan: For years, Gravity Falls have had many secrets, but this one takes the cake! Waddles: Oh, cake, do you have something! (Waddles and Mabel gasps) Mabel: Waddles! Stan: I already knew he could talk... Mabel: Oh, no! Stan: Now I can finally be making millions off of your pig. Mabel: Stan, this is below you! Stan: Is it, Mabel? Is it really? Mabel: Your not Stan! The real Stan would never do this! Fake Stan: It took you this long to figure that out?

Mabel: Yes... Waddles: Show your self! (The Fake Stan walks out) Waddles: You still have the Stan costume on... Fake Stan: Oh... my bad! (The Fake Stan takes off his costume to reveal Tyrone) Tyrone: Ta-da! Tyrone is back, baby! Mabel: Oh, right. You never got locked up in jail. Do you remember you caused you to come back to life. Tyrone: Nope. But time to make money off your pig after I destory you! (Tyrone charges at Mabel but he gets caught in a net) Tyrone: Curses! (Dipper stands with a net gun) Waddles: Nice save! Dipper: I know! Waddles: What will we do to him? Dipper: I've got a idea. (They walk to the Gravity Cliff)

Tyrone: Your going to throw me over a cliff? Dipper: Nope. There's a big river done there. Tyrone: But you're still be throwing me over a cliff. Dipper: True. Oops... Tyrone (falling): I'll come back to haunt you. Be warned... you big jerks! (Tyrone falls into the river) Tyrone: That wasn't as bad as I thought it would be... (Tyrone falls over a waterfall) Tyrone: Curses... (Dipper, Mabel, and Waddles here a big splash) Waddles: Should we check to see if he is still alive? Dipper: No. I'm sure he's fine. (At the Shack) Soos: So, Waddles, can... talk? Waddles: Yes. Soos: Dude! (Soos throws his sandwich in the air and it hits the ceiling and falls onto Waddles and he eats it) Waddles: Turkey. My favorite. Soos: Turkey? It thought you liked caramel. Waddles: Caramel is pig feed. Turkey is my favorite for a sandwich. Give my thanks to the chef. Soos: I made it. Waddles: Oh. Then, thanks. Soos: You're welcome, brother from a different mother. Waddles: What is that suppose to mean? Soos: I don't know. I read it on the internet. Waddles: Ah. (Dipper and Mabel laugh)