User blog comment:Soul Wolfy/Post your quotes/@comment-20032493-20130516220314

"Back in mah day, we respected our elders, becuz they're were only two of them."

"Hottie alert! Hottie alert! Could he be any cuter? Call me! Ya know, if I ever get a cell phone!"

"No thanks, I don't dance for the man. (Notices a pretty girl walking by) But I do dance for the woman!"

"Breakfast is not a bag of vomit."

"It's not like we're going to grow up and get married. ...you do know we're not going to grow up and get married, right?"

"I teach bunnies to play checkers."

"Let's hang out, let's go crazy, let's go meet BOYS! Call me back. Love you, Grandma."

"Oh I know! We can rescue Justin and he can live under my bed until we escape to a deserted Island where we'll live happily ever after, in my treehouse castle."

"I can't believe I'm being blackmailed by my own brother."

"Dude, either get down from there or put on a skirt."

"We call it detention ink, cost me four pencils but it was worth it."