User blog:DamiedeterJR/The Gravity Falls Movie (Spongebob Movie parody) Part 2

Narrator: Later that evening...

Gideon: (has made himself invisible) Time to put Plan Z into effect, starting with the castle of Bill Cipher.

(Scene cuts to inside the castle where Bill and Mabel are sitting and Bill glares at Squire)

Squire: Oh, right. The court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so)

Bill: So, you have confessed the crime of touching my crown?

Prisoner: Yeah, but-

Bill: But what?!

Prisoner: It's my job, I'm the crown polisher.

Bill: Well, then I guess I can't execute you. 618 months in the dungeon it is.

Mabel: Bill! (Frees the polisher) You're free to go.

Polisher: Bless you, Mabel. (Walks away)

Bill: Mabel, how dare u defy me?

Mabel: Why do u have to be so mean?

Bill: Hey, I have to enforce the law somehow.

Mabel: Cipher, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

Squire: That would be nice. (Bill almost zaps him)

Bill: Squire, clear the room. I wish to talk to Mabel alone. (Everyone leaves except Bill and Mabel) (Bill shows Mabel his crown) What is this, Mabel?

Mabel: Your crown?

Bill: And what does this crown do?

Mabel: Cover your bald spot?

Bill: It's not bald, it's... pointy. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding point. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the galaxy. (Gideon (still invisible) is behind the podium where the crown sits on) One day, you will wear this crown.

Mabel: I'm gonna be bald?!

Bill: Pointy! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule with an iron fist. Like moi. (He puts on his head what he thinks is his crown but it's not)

Mabel: Uh Bill, your "crown"...

Bill: What the..!? (Discovers that his crown is missing) (screams) Someone has stolen the crown!

Gideon: (has the crown) I got it! I got it!

(Scene cuts to the Goofy Goober Ice Cream Party Boat where we see Dipper looking sad)

Dipper: (sighs) (talks to himself) Stupid Stan, stupid promotion.

Soos: Hey, it's the new Mystery Shack 2 manager!

Dipper: Not really, Soos.

Soos: Huh?

Dipper: I didn't get the promotion.

Soos: What, why?

Dipper: Stan thinks I'm immature and it's too big of a "responsibility".

Soos: What?! That's insane!

Dipper: I know.

Soos: Well actually, I don't mean to hurt your feelings more, but uh... he is kind of right, but not completely. I mean, yo-(mouth gets covered up by Dipper)

Dipper: Yes, that's what I told Stan. I also quit BTW.

Soos: Wow. Well, good riddance.

Dipper: (sighs) Well thanks for your encouragement anyway, Soos, I'm going home. I'm not in a goober mood.

Soos: Ok, see ya.

Waiter: Here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir.

Soos: Yum!

Dipper: (comes back) Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I can use one of those.

Soos: Now you're talking. Hey waiter, we're gonna need another one over here.

Dipper: (the waiter gives one to Dipper) Ooh! (Both Dipper and Soos eat quickly and when they get, they burp) Boy, Soos, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already!

Soos: Yeah!

Dipper: Waiter, let's get another over here!

(They get drunk on ice cream and while they do this, Another Irish Drinking Song (the minions version) starts playing in the background)

Waiter: Hey, hey get up dude.

Dipper: Ugh... my head. (He looks drunk)

Waiter: Dude, it's 8 in the morning. Go get ur friend and get out.

Dipper: Huh... Soos? (Sees Soos, he also looks drunk) Soos! Hey what's up buddy? (Realizes something) Wait, u said 8 o'clock. I'm late for wo-well, I would be if I was still working there and Gru-(sternly) Grunkle Stan.

(Scene goes to the Mystery Shack 2 where Stan and Robbie are in Stan's office)

Stan: Now pay attention, Robbie. As new manager, you've got to keep a sharp eye out for paying tourists. (Looks through telescope)

Robbie: Yawn.

Stan: What's this? (Sees Bill and Mabel coming to the Mystery Shack 2) Bill and Mabel are coming to the Mystery Shack 2. Ah, it's nice to see Mabel every now and again.

Robbie: (rolls eyes)

Bill: Stay outside, Mabel, this won't take long.

Mabel: Cipher please, I think you're overreacting.

Bill: Silence Mabel, I know what I'm doing. (Bumps into the totem pole) Squire!

Squire: Yes?

Bill: Have this pole executed at once.

Robbie: (Stan is making the prices higher) $100 for a map?

Stan: The higher the better, Robbie, the higher the better.

(Bill enters the Shack)

Bill: (to the tourists) Greetings subjects. I seek the one known as Stanford Pines. Make him present himself to me at once.

Stan: I'm Stanford Pines, sir. Would you li-

Bill: NAY! I'm onto you Stan! You have stolen my crown, you can't deny. For, as clever as you are, u left one piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Shows Stan a piece of paper)

Stan: (reads) I stole your crown. Signed, Stanford Pines?! (Eyes widen)

Bill: Give me the crown at once!

Stan: But... But this crazy! I didn't do it!

Phone: Hello! This is Stanford Pines, leave a message.

Clay: (Gideon is impersonating his voice) Hey Stan, this is Clay, the guy you sold Bill's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Bill's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Bill's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.

Stan: Uh... don't you just hate wrong numbers?

Bill: My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! (Screams)

Gideon: (is holding a phone outside) Plan Z, I love Plan Z.

Bill: (continues screaming) Prepare to fry, Stan!

Stan: Wait, Bill. Please, I'm begging you. I ain't a crook. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.

Bill: Very well, then. Before I turn this tourist trap fool into ash, who here has anything to say about Stanford Pines?

Dipper: (comes in acting like he's drunk) I got something to say about about Stan. (Walks over to Stan) I've known Stan for quite some time now and always thought he was a great man, but now I see him as a GREAT BIG JERK. I deserved that manager job, but u didn't give it to me because I'm "immature"! Well I am 100% MATURE and this MATURE guy has got something to say to you! (Inhales and blows a raspberry at Stan) There, I think I made my point.

Bill: Anyone else? No? Well then... (Zaps at Stan which makes Dipper sober up)

Stan: My pants are on fire! My undershirt is on fire! I'm on fire! (Jumps into a bucket of water which makes him cool off)

Bill: And now Stanford Pines, you... will...

Dipper: Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Stan over.

Bill: Silence fool! Stan stole my crown and now it's in Shell City. That's why he must die.

Dipper: Don't u think its a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

Bill: You don't understand. My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my head is pointy a bit.

Dipper: Oh, I don't think it's notic-(Bill takes off the paper bag he is wearing) Bald! Bald!

Everyone else: Bald! Bald! Bald!

Man: My eyes!

Bill: (puts the bag back on his head) All right! All right!

Dipper: Uh, Bill, sir? Would you spare Stan's life if I were to get your crown back?

Bill: You?! Go to Shell City?! (Laughs) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. What makes you think you could? Even if u did make it back alive, it's too big of a responsibility.

Dipper: But wait, I can do it!

Bill: Run along, I have a man to cook.

Dipper: No, I won't let you!

Bill: Very well... I'll have to fry you both!

Mabel: (enters) Cipher, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

Bill: Mabel, I told u to wait outside!

Mabel: Where's your love and compassion? (Goes to Dipper) Dipper is willing to find your crown and save Stan.

Bill: But Mabel...

Mabel: Please, Cipher? At least let him try. What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem? (Pulls up Bill's paper bag to reveal his baldness again)

Bill: All right. Very well, Mabel. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this man all over the walls. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly 10 days! (Soos pops up)

Soos: He can do it in 9!

Bill: 8!

Soos: 7!

Bill: 6!

Stan and Dipper: Soos! (They beat him up)

Bill: 6 it is then.

Soos: 5?

Dipper: Soos, shush!

Bill: Until then, Stan will be frozen where he now stands.

Stan: No please, I'm begging you! (Gets frozen by Bill)

Bill: Come along, Mabel.

Mabel: Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's an evil version of Bill that lurks around the entrance of Shell City. Don't let him catch because if he does, he'll bring u to his lair and you'll never be seen again!

Dipper: Ok. Don't worry, we'll avoid him.

Mabel: Good luck, I believe in you guys!

Dipper and Soos: Bye Mabel.

Dipper: Don't worry, Stan. Soos, Robbie, and I...

Robbie: Pass. (Exits)

Dipper: Uh, Soos and I...

Soos: 'Sup.

Dipper: ...are gonna get the crown and save u from Bill's wrath. U have nothing to worry about, ur life is in our hands. Soos, let's go get that crown. (They go down into a room under the Mystery Shack 2 where what looks like the mystery cart) Feast your eyes, Soos.

Soos: Uh, it just looks like the mystery cart.

Dipper: It's not, it's a prototype/modified version of the mystery cart (pushes a button and the cart grows bigger, grows a bigger engine, bigger tires, and looks cleaner)

Soos: Wow.

Dipper: Yeah, wow.

(They enter the cart, Dipper starts it up, and exit up a ramp and out an opening that was beside the Mystery Shack 2)

Dipper and Soos: Shell City, here we come!

TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 3 (I'm not sure when I'll release it but the earliest could be tomorrow)