User blog:WishKat/Funny Quotes :D

"If you fall, I'll be there" -Floor

Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?

Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

I meant to behave, but there were too many other options

It's funny how when I'm loud, people tell me to be quiet. But when I'm quiet, people ask me what's wrong with me.

I hate it when people ask me what I'm doing, and I'm just like "Oh, you know. Hunting elephants"

When people make fun of you, remember they took time out of their pathetic lives to think about you.

Last year I asked Santa for the awesomest person person ever for Christmas... I woke up in a box.

Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your problem with the problem.

MATH: Mental abuse to humans.

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

You know that tingly feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.

All my life I thought air was free... Until I bought a bag of chips.

I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people.

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours!

How normal people flirt: "You look beautiful!"

How I flirt: "If you were a tree... You'd be a good tree."

I can't take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you're coming to my room.

John: "Hey, how was your English exam?"

Molly: "It was easy, but question five confused me."

John: "What was the question?"

Molly: "Question five wanted the past tense of 'think'. I thought and I thought and I thought, and I ended up writing 'thinked'."

John: ...

There are three sides to an argument: Your side, my side, and the right side.

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.

Live like Spongebob; Laugh out loud all day without any reason and annoy all the Squidwards with your happiness.

Me and you are friends! You smile, I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge... I'm gonna miss your E-mails.

Every day thousands of plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence.

Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a robbery out loud.

S.C.H.O.O.L.:

Seven

Crappy

Hours

Of

Our

Lives

Don't even try to tell me that nothing is impossible. I've been doing "nothing" all my life.