Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-4854965-20160206214240/@comment-27707313-20160207194825

If I met Dipper I would lock him in my creepy basement (yes, I have a creepy basement) and figure out how he got here.

If I met Mabel I would lock her in my less creepy bedroom and figure out how she got here.

If I met Wendy I would lock her in my creepy basement and figure out how she got here.

If I met Soos I would lock him in my creepy basement and figure out how he got here.

If I met Stan I would lock him in my creepy basement and figure out how he got here.

If I met Bill I would gather everyone up in my creepy basement filled with a lifetime supply of snacks, videogames, and batteries.

And weapons.

Lots of weapons.


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