User blog:EpikFalls/Fan Episode 3: Finders, Keepers, Lovers, Kissers

NOTE: I do not agree with fan shippings but I needed to use one for this episode. Do not think I agree with CandyxDipper.

Script
(The camera pans up to the Mystery Shack in the living room.)

Mabel: Dipper, Candy and Grenda are coming over for a play-date! Are you excited?

Dipper: Those are your friends.

Mabel: What about Soos?

Dipper: I need a date-

Mabel: Wendy, Wendy, Wendy. Why did you just make this discussion go from friends to girlfriends?

Dipper: She's my dream crush. I'm not letting anything get in my way.

(Candy and Grenda walk in.)

Candy: Hello, Mabel!

Grenda: Hey Mabel! Hey Dipper!

Dipper: (sounding down) Hey guys.

Candy: What's so wrong?

Dipper: I just need a date.

Candy: I have to say...something about you makes me say...want to go out with me?

Dipper: You? EWW!!!

(Dipper runs upstairs to his room)

Mabel: Good one, Candy!

Candy: I...I was serious.

Mabel and Grenda: You were what?

Mabel: Didn't you have that boyfriend yesterday? Gravy?

Candy: And you don't remember anything in your brain about that breakup.

Mabel: Oh right...

Candy: Dipper is the most adorable-

Mabel: Don't dare say that in front of him. He hates being called adorable.

Candy: -in a dating way, not a parent-to-child way.

Grenda: Well just ask him out.

Candy: I did. Do you guys not remember anything? He ran upstairs.

Grenda: Oh right...

Mabel: Dipper! (runs upstairs)

Candy: What is she doing?

(The theme song plays) (I am in the middle of making this. Do not ask why it is not finished.)