User blog comment:Crossc36/Spread the Word: DO NOT SHIP DIPPER AND MABEL!!!!/@comment-2232235-20140827005903

I hereby decree that the beauteous bond held between said brother and sister shall never be tarnished by fan-art, fan-fiction, or fan-made videos on the Internet.

Okay, you called my bluff. I posssess no such authority to carry out said action, but I still think it's 32 flavors of doggone wrong.