User blog:DamiedeterJR/4 Songs I made up for Gravity Falls

These are just 4 songs that I parodied that is like if any GF character sang it.

E.V.I.L.G.I.R.L.
Wendy: Pacifica's always up to something, and it's bringing me to tears!

Because it always seems like she sees us and very near!

That girl is evil!

But before you get home, she somehow always cleans up the mess!

That girl is evil!

Let me spell it for you, Stan: E V I L G I R L

''She cheated at the party, taunted Mabel on Pioneer Day, she took away Waddles, both times, Dipper saved the day. She should be doing time in a maximum prison.''

Stan, it seems like she's stalking us with her binocular-like vision!

That girl is evil!

Her crazy shenanigans cause me all kinds of distress!

''That girl is evil! Sing it with me!''

E V I L G I R L

You might think she's a saint, but Stan I'm here to tell!

That G I R L, she's just E V I L.

That girl is evil!

She making me feel like my head's in a hydraulic press and that don't feel too good!

That girl is evil!

Everybody!

E V I L G I R L

That's what I'm talking about!

E V I L G I R L

That's right, that girl is an evil little girl!

Parodies - http://phineasandferb.wikia.com/wiki/E.V.I.L._B.O.Y.S.

Pacifica Wrong Song
Pacifica: ''I'm Pacifica and I was wrong. Now I'm singing the Pacifica Wrong Song. I shouldn't have teased Mabel, now here's my ridiculous ramble!''

Mabel: Do the dance!

Pacifica: "does it"

Mabel: Jazzier!

Pacifica: "one of her earrings drops and Gompers bites on it" Hey! Give that back!

Mabel: What do you think?

Waddles: "oinks"

Mabel: Take 1000!

Parodies - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ostlLb8bXAs

Gravity Falls (Where Do I Begin?)
Dipper: ''The ep's are longer, the commercials are shorter, the sun is shining, it can't get much better! It's Gravity Falls, everyday is worth like gold. Gravity Falls, it's like the world's best story and it's waiting to be told! From fighting gnomes to a gremloblin, everytime you win. It's Gravity Falls, and where do I begin? Gravity Falls, it's fighting gnomes and wax figures, and getting a pet pig. Gravity Falls, it's really really fun and there's no worms you have to dig. It's also: Fighting lots of gnomes, finding the gobblewonker, or building & fighting Wax Figures! Fighting a psychic, Doing the Lamby Dance, or trying to be a man! Making lots of clones, makin' someone a fraud, or getting a pet pig! Fighting a VG (Video Game) Character, being shrunken, or fighting a candy monster! Gravity Falls, everything is like a cup of lemonade. Gravity Falls, where's it at is your great uncle's shack in the backyard beside a tree. It's what it means to me! The ep's are longer, the commercials are shorter, the sun is shining, it can't get much better! It's Gravity Falls, everyday is worth like gold. Gravity Falls, it's like the world's best story and it's waiting to be told! From fighting gnomes to a gremloblin, everytime you win! It's Gravity Falls, and where do I begin? Gravity Falls, and where do I begin?''

Parodies - http://phineasandferb.wikia.com/wiki/Summer_(Where_Do_We_Begin%3F)

The Gravity Falls Song
Stan: ''Gravity Falls, Gravity Falls. Oh, I like Gravity Falls.''

I don't like Phineas and Ferb, Fish Hooks or Good Luck Charlie.

''Gravity Falls, Gravity Falls. Yeah, I like Gravity Falls.''

The thing that gets stuck in my head are the mysteries.

In my opinion, it's the best since 2008.

When Good Luck Charlie aried, and hey, that was great!

But afterwards, DC stinked, you'll see,

between Shake it Up to Jessie.

But there was 1 prob', with Dog WIth A Blog!

That show is for sissies, but Gravity Falls is good!

Backup Singers: I don't wanna watch Phineas and Ferb, I just wanna see Gravity Falls.

I don't wanna watch Fish Hooks, I just wanna see Gravity Falls.

I don't wanna watch Good Luck Charlie, I just wanna see Gravity Falls.

I don't wanna watch any other show on DC, I just wanna see Gravity Falls!

Stan: ''Gravity Falls, Gravity Falls. Oh, I like Gravity Falls.''

I don't like Phineas and Ferb, FIsh Hooks, or Good Luck Charlie.

''Gravity Falls, Gravity Falls. Yeah, I like Gravity Falls.''

The thin that gets stuck in my heeeeeaaad are the mysteries!

Parodies - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS0T57GOwPo