Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-7783517-20140225011011/@comment-8929662-20140330021452

Including Patrick in the animal sidekick category was a cheat from the very beginning. They know people love classic Patrick, so they put him there just because the character is animal in species though he is really a person in function of the show. The very best animal, TRUE ANIMAL, I have to honestly say in the category, ie Perry because of all the agent stuff and awesome fighting and intelligence he shows. Yes, I love Waddles and he is adorable and clever and also showed fighting value when he chased Robbie which led to Robbie knocking over hot water and shrinking his pants painfully. As for Sparky, I do accept he is an animal though odd but he has no appeal and is in one of those "dying" shows that should have ended a few years ago. Like Spongebob. Putting my thoughts into words helps me let go of unsavory emotions I would rather not waste my time with when I could be looking out for new Gravity Falls content.