User blog:CaptainJones123/Gravity Falls Fan Episode 48

Hello. This one is called "The Dawn of the Dead".

Transcript
(In the Burnt Gravity Falls, the team is still confronting John Craddock's ghost)

James: Why burn Gravity Falls?

John Craddock: For one reason and for one reason only! Stanford Pines!

Stan (pointing at himself): What did I do?

John Craddock: Your running Gravity Falls with your mystery! To I decided the best way to get rid of something is to burn it to the ground!

(John Craddock raises his staff and brings it down on the ground and the ground starts burning)

John Craddock: And because of me being dead, it gives me a boost. A fiery boost.

(John Craddock laughs and aims his staff at Stan to burn him)

Stan (walks back): You don't want to kill me, old friend.

John Craddock: The dead have no friends!

(John Craddock throws the cane at Stan and it knocks him backwards)

Theme Song
Dipper: I got it! I know what to do! SHAZAM!

(A big lightning bolt strikes Dipper and fries him)

Dipper (straining): That usually works!

(Dipper falls to ground, fried and smoking)

Mabel: That only works for Billy Batson and Teth-Adam, genius!

Dipper (still straining): I know, second genius!

(Mabel gets Dipper up)

John Craddock: If anyone saying the words "SHAZAM" and it actually end up working for, is me!

(A lightning bolt strikes John Craddock and he isn't even fried or smoking, or anything)

John Craddock: I forgot, I'm a ghost!

(John Craddock raises his staff, which is glowing green, and starts to enchance a poem to raise the dead)

John Craddock: Rise all that's fallen, flat, dead, along the dirt. Fallen, from one of thest jerks. Rise, rise, rise I say. Rise, rise, rise and do what I say. Follow me into battle. Become my Army of the Dead. Rise, rise, rise I say. Rise, rise, rise and do what I say. Rise, rise, rise Army of the Dead. It's time to fead on the flesh and bone on the foolish humans! Kill them, kill them, kill them I say. Rise, rise, rise and do what I say!

(John Craddock brings down the staff and hands start coming out of the dirt)

John Craddock: It's a new dawn. The Dawn of the Dead, that is!

(The team shakes in fear as zombies walk towards them)

Mabel: If only Jeff and his gnomes were here!

(The gnomes drive up in a golf cart)

Jeff: You called?

Mabel: Jeff?

Jeff: Yes. I've had a long hated relationship with John Craddock.

John Craddock: Oh, Jeff, the gnome! Zombies, kill the gnomes!

(The zombies start tearing up the golf cart as the gnomes fight them off)

Jeff: We must rebecome Norman. It's the only way!

(The gnomes rebecome Norman to help fight off the zombies)

Norman: Come get some, zombies!

Dipper and Mabel: Get 'em, Norman!

Stan: Oh, Jeff, by the way, you still owe me for that broken base when you "visited" me!

Norman: Oh, right! I forgot! Sorry about that, Stan!

Stan: It's okay.

Mabel: People, I think were dealing with more than the Apocalypse! I think were dealing with the End of the World! Or Gravity Falls.

John Craddock (flipping open his cane pressing a big red button inside it): Nope, it's the End of the World!

(Suddenly, the ground starts shaking and starts caverning in, but everyone falls into fall, but John Craddock)

John Craddock (looking into the hole): That's such a shame. I really liked those fools. Prawns to play with in my long never-ending game of chess!

(It shows down into the dark hole and everyone is walking, only Dipper's torch to light the way)

Zombie Leader: Why do we listen to John Craddock. He is a ghost and we are zombies.

Zombie: But he is also feeling the sadness of being dead!

Zombie Leader: We are zombies! We do not feel sadness! So, pipe up soldier or back down!

Dipper: I know you people are... dead... and all, but you could you not be so mean!

(Suddenly, there is a large creak and Dipper throws the torch at a shadow and it bounces down the hallway and then, the ground starts breaking and team runs and it shows John Craddock still leaning over the hole)

John Craddock: Well, they were good while they lasted. Now, to beyond the burnt playing field and on to make a new one!

(John Craddock raises his staff in joy, but topples and falls in and lands infront of the team)

John Craddock: Oh, hello, friends! Well you still accept me after the way I treated you!

Stan: NO!

Dipper: Stan, let's give the poor dead ghost a chance. But your going to need a hero name! John Craddock doesn't just sound go enough.

John Craddock: Neither does Dipper, Mabel, or Stan. But you never bother to change it?

Dipper: Eh...

John Craddock (keeps bouncing his staff on and off his head): Gentleman Ghost!

Dipper: Perfect!

John Craddock: It works. Because I'm a gentleman and a ghost!

Dipper: A gentleman? You just tried to murder us!

John Craddock: I've changed the error of my ways?

Dipper: Good enough, gentleman!

(Dipper and John Craddock laughs)

John Craddock: Sorry about this, Dipper!

Dipper: What?

(John Craddock and knocks him out with his cane and puts it on Dipper's chest)

John Craddock: Time to rule Gravity Falls, my henchmen!

(It shows the remaining members of the team, under mind-control)

The Team: Gentleman Ghost lives! Gentleman Ghost lives! Gentleman Ghost lives!

(It shows Gentleman Ghost laughing weakly as the team continues to repeat "Gentleman Ghost lives")

End Credit
(It shows Dipper awake, but Gentleman Ghost still has him trapped under his cane)

Dipper: Let me you go, you betrayer!

John Craddock (whispering to Dipper): I'm very so sorry, Dipper! But I actually released a beam that enslaves the minds of them!

Dipper: Could you at least let me go, so I can help you unslave them?

John Craddock: Afraid it doesn't work that way, buddy! But it's the truth that Gentleman Ghost lives!

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