Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-4854965-20160206214240/@comment-27149722-20160210014926

If I met Dipper I'd probably fall in love with him. Wendy, we'd hang out with the gang, Stan and me would watch the duchess approves, Ford I'd push him off a cliff, Mabel and I would be like best friends, Pacifica I would challenge her to mini golf, and I'd throw rocks at Bill. If I met Jeff I'd become the gnome queen. That freaking sounds awesome.