User blog comment:PurplePenguin/The Grunkle Stan Mystery/@comment-67.54.166.74-20130519203350

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Alright, so we know who the author is, but the "he" is still obviously not Stan, because he obviously wants nothing to do with the odd-goings-on of Gravity Falls. Maybe Stan just got the eyeballs from someone? As far as I  can tell, it's the only actual strange thing there is to see in the store part of the Shack.