User blog comment:ThePK/The Great Gravity Falls Quote Tourney/@comment-26072045-20150317174616

Ok I'm just gonna put all my quotes together now:

“But who would you have replace me?”

“Mama.”

“That old crone?!”

“Ba ba ba...”

“Chief Justice Num-Num, y-you're spitting up on yourself! Now, ohh! Oh, come on! This is a courtroom! I... this... this is a dark day for America.”

– Quentin Trembley and Chief Justice Num-Num ("Irrational Treasure")

“I'll distract her while Dipper and Mabel keep you safe! It's the only way!”

“Soos these are children.”

“The only WAAAAY!!!”

– Soos and Melody ("Soos and the Real Girl")

“We have a reputation to uphold! Now get in the panic room. There's enough oxygen and mini-sandwiches to last me, you, and a butler a week. -whispers- We'll eat the butler.”

– Preston Northwest ("Northwest Mansion Noir")