User blog:Odietuffy/The New Girl

It was an average day in Gravity Falls. Dipper woke up to the average birds, singing their average songs, with their average tone, of craziness. Mabel woke up, happy as ever. “Good morning world!” said Mabel, as she cheerfully pulled the covers off of her, and hopped out of bed. “Good morning Dipper!” “Morning Mabel” “You seem depressed” “I am, everything is so…average” huffed Dipper. “Well, why don’t you go on an adventure?” asked Mabel “Because, there’s no adventure for me to go on, there’s nothing for me to investigate” replied Dipper. “Why don’t you get a girlfriend or something?” “I’m not looking for a girlfriend right now”. “Because you like Wendy  and you’re afraid she doesn’t like you back!” “Well, yeah I like Wendy, but I don’t like  Wendy”. “You do!” “I don’t!” “Boop!” said Mabel, poking Dipper in the nose. “Stop it!” said Dipper, swatting his arms around. Dipper and Mabel come downstairs for breakfast. Mmm. What’s for breakfast? Will cereal work? Sure!

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Eating cereal. Dipper reading his book.  Stan walks in. Hey kids. You know how things have been getting really busy around here. Well, I finally got around to hiring a new employee. =====

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About time. I told you to last week.  Mabel tried to put as much cereal as possible on her spoon I told you to 2 days ago. Yeah. You told me so. Anyway, her name’s Jewel. She should be here soon. Wendy yells from other room Opening time! Come give us a hand! People are already crowding this place up! ===== Coming! Dipper, Mabel. Go work. 

Later, back at the Mystery Shack.  Just then a blue and red motorcycle pulls up with two bikers in it. One of the biker took off the pink helmet, revealing a pretty girl with long red hair and sparkly eyes. Then he looked interested in the girl with red hair.

Dipper looked at Jewel and drooled because he thought she was cute. Wow,' he thought. 'She's so beautiful'. I just couldn't keep my eyes of her she bloomed out of the dark skies and I think she is perfect.

I blush really really red. I never felt this with any Girl but Wendy. Hi! I’m looking for Mr. Looks down at a small slip of paper in her hand Stan Pines? Hi my name is Dipper what's your name? Oh my name is Jewel. Nice to meet you, Dipper said still blushing.

Grunkle Stan somebody’s here! I’m right here! Hey, Jewel.  So…what should I do now?

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Why don’t you give Soos a break and direct cars towards the parking lot? =====

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Shows Soos pointing cars towards the parking lot =====

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Ok. Jewel walks outside. <span style="font-size:36.0pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin;color:white; mso-themecolor:background1"> Sighs Wow, she’s gorgeous. Wait, did I just say that out loud? Then Jewel came back. “ <span style="font-size:36.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin;color:white; mso-themecolor:background1">I had a <span style="font-size:36.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">feeling I’d will see you again” said Jewel. “Me too” replied Dipper in a filthy way. I look at Dipper and he still won’t look at me. Then Mabel came in and saw a girl with Dipper. “Ooh! Dipper’s got a girlfriend!” teased Mabel “What?! She’s not my girlfriend!”. “Well, you two would be so cute together, but you’re not a couple, but you two should be!” “But, I don’t even like her!” said Dipper, lying through his teeth. “Dipper, you like her, and you know it” said Mabel. Then Jewel’s older brother Spencer walked in. “Who’s your boyfriend Jewel?” asked Spencer. “He’s not my boyfriend you Hickory Nut!” “Okay, who is this guy who isn’t  your boyfriend?” “That’s Dipper”. “Oh, and you’re sure nothing going on between you two lovebirds ?” “We’re not lovebirds!” Dipper and Jewel said at the same time. “Whatever, I’m going to go kick a something” said Spencer, as he walked off. Hi my name is Jewel and I’m new here. Hi I’m Mabel and that’s my twin brother Dipper. “I know we just met a few minutes ago. Then Mabel walked to a place. “Sorry about my older brother, he can be very annoying, and weird and creative.” “It’s okay.” replied Dipper “My sister likes embarrassing me” ===== <span style="font-size:36.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language: EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">“My brother embarrasses me sometimes too.

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">Dipper looked at Jewel and drooled because he thought she was cute. Wow,' he thought. 'She's so beautiful'. I just couldn't keep my eyes of her she bloomed out of the dark skies and I think she is perfect.

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">I blush really really red. I never felt this with any Girl but Wendy. Hi! I’m looking for Mr. Looks down at a small slip of paper in her hand Stan Pines? Hi my name is Dipper what's your name? Oh my name is Jewel. Nice to meet you, Dipper said still blushing.

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">Grunkle Stan somebody’s here! I’m right here! Hey, Jewel. <span style="font-size:36.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1"> So…what should I do now?

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<span style="font-size:36.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">Why don’t you give Soos a break and direct cars towards the parking lot? =====

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<span style="font-size:36.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">Shows Soos pointing cars towards the parking lot =====

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<span style="font-size:36.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">Ok. Jewel walks outside. <span style="font-size:36.0pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin;color:white; mso-themecolor:background1"> Sighs Wow, she’s gorgeous. Wait, did I just say that out loud? Then Jewel came back. “ <span style="font-size:36.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin;color:white; mso-themecolor:background1">I had a <span style="font-size:36.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">feeling I’d will see you again” said Jewel. “Me too” replied Dipper in a filthy way. I look at Dipper and he still won’t look at me. Then Mabel came in and saw a girl with Dipper. “Ooh! Dipper’s got a girlfriend!” teased Mabel “What?! She’s not my girlfriend!”. “Well, you two would be so cute together, but you’re not a couple, but you two should be!” “But, I don’t even like her!” said Dipper, lying through his teeth. “Dipper, you like her, and you know it” said Mabel. Then Jewel’s older brother Spencer walked in. “Who’s your boyfriend Jewel?” asked Spencer. “He’s not my boyfriend you Hickory Nut!” “Okay, who is this guy who isn’t  your boyfriend?” “That’s Dipper”. “Oh, and you’re sure nothing going on between you two lovebirds ?” “We’re not lovebirds!” Dipper and Jewel said at the same time. “Whatever, I’m going to go kick a something” said Spencer, as he walked off. Hi my name is Jewel and I’m new here. Hi I’m Mabel and that’s my twin brother Dipper. “I know we just met a few minutes ago. Then Mabel walked to a place. “Sorry about my older brother, he can be very annoying, and weird and creative.” “It’s okay.” replied Dipper “My sister likes embarrassing me” ===== <span style="font-size:36.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language: EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">“My brother embarrasses me sometimes too.

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">It just seems that they were going to kiss

I should go home said Jewel I will see you later bye! Bye said Dipper

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">She back home. Dipper, you know

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">you're in love with Jewel!

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">"

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">Mabel said, as they walked up to

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">their attic bedroom.

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">"You're not in my head. You don' <span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">t

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">know that!" "Ugh, fine. Good

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">thing I got this picture of her for

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">you." Mabel said, handing him a

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">photo of Jewel. "You are creepy,

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">Mabel." "What? He said I could

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">take these! And she was talking to

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">you, so I didn't interrupt!" Mabel

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">said, crossing her eyes and

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">laughing. Dipper just rolled his

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">eyes and hid the picture under his

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">pillow. <span style="font-size:36.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">He thought to himself. It's not like I lay awake thinking about

<span style="font-size:36.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin;color:white;mso-themecolor:background1"> her at night! That night, <span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">Dipper

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">lay awake in bed staring at the

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">ceiling. Thinking about, none

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">other than, Jewel and thought to

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">him Yeah, Jewel is beautiful but I

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">just met her! She probably thinks

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">I’m annoying and weird, like

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">everyone else does…But maybe

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">she doesn’t…She could hate me!”

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">said Dipper. <span style="font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin;color:white; mso-themecolor:background1"> <span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">Pulling out the picture of Jewel and looking down

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1">at it smiling. But, didn't I like

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1"> Wendy? I mean, Jewel's actually

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1"> my age... And Wendy's like

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1"> what? ...15 or something? Oh

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1"> Jewel, I’m love with you very

<span style="font-size:36.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-latin; color:white;mso-themecolor:background1"> much.