User blog:WishKat/Willow- Short Stories ^-^

I have never laughed so hard in my entire life.

Last night, Finn and I were tracking a robbery. The guy stole about $50,000. I was seriously thinking about taking the money for myself. That could buy a nice car. Next year I start driving anyway.

But anyway, the guy started running. And Finn just up and TACKLED him. It was hilarious! I mean, why on Earth would you tackle a robber? He could have a weapon or something. Luckily he didn't, but it was a risk. And usually I'm the reckless one.

But when Finn tackled him, the guy dropped the money, and it flew EVERYWHERE. We only managed to recover maybe $30,000. Nice, Finn.

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I accidentally set the diner on fire.

This morning, the diner was really crowded, and Sage asked me to help out. I accepted, of course. And at first it was really fun. I took this guy's order, and gave him the exact opposite of what he asked for. And the pie machine broke again. I got to beat it with a broom!

But then this lady came and ordered every single freaking thing on the menu. I think she knew me. And when I was putting all of her food in, the oven overheated and burst into flames. I ran out and started yelling at everybody to get the heck out of there, but the lady just stayed put. And she made me CARRY her out.

Turns out, she was this big-time resturaunt critic. I bet you can guess what rating she gave the diner. Whoops.

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My dogs can climb trees.

So yesterday I was out walking Minu and Bandit. And they started barking really loud. I looked up and there was this really fat squirrel. What is with dogs and freaking squirrels? So I had to drag them away from the tree but they wouldn't cooperate. They were bent on catching that squirrel.

And then Minu started scratching the tree, like a bear, and it sort of freaked me out. He bent his legs and jumped, flailing his little legs around, but his arms locked around the tree, and he started like, butt-scooching up the tree. Then Bandit did the same thing. WHEN DID THEY LEARN TO DO THAT?

But the squirrel saw it coming and leapt into another tree. And my dogs FOLLOWED it. By jumping from tree to tree. Which I thought physically, you know, IMPOSSIBLE. I guess dogs just take after their owners.