User blog:CaptainJones123/Gravity Falls Fan Episode 23

Hello. This one is called "Insulters".

Transcript
(The screen is paused and Bob comes out)

Bob: You may be wondering why Soos and Wendy hasn't talked though they are there. And where I went even though I popped out of a portal to help them. Well, I'll show you. For some reason it was put into a deleted scene. Now here it is!

(The screen shows Bob popping out of my portal)

Bob: I am here to rescue you from danger!

(Everyone starts to run at Tyrone who suddenly disappears and appears infront of Bob and knocks him deep into the forest)

Dipper: Bob! Eh... he's a creeper. He can take care of himself.

(Shows Bob getting up)

Bob: Why I gonna...

(Ace appears behind Bob and takes him back to the headquaters)

Ace: I kidnapped one of the team's friends.

(All the villains laugh and the screen gets paused and Bob comes up again)

Bob: See? I feel right into the hands of the enemy. Oh, wait. Ace has no hands... okay, time to tell what happened to Soos and Wendy. They too scared to talk. And who can blame them?

(The screen goes back to Tyrone battling the team)

Dipper: Tyrone is stronger than he once was. But he's still a wimp.

(Tyrone suddenly shrinks)

Tyrone: Oh, right! Ace told me a side-effect would be that someone insulting me would cause me to shrink. Oh, why did I just say that?!

Dipper: Crew, insult Tyrone.

Mabel: When people see your hat they wonder if your actually two years old.

(Tyrone shrinks again)

Tyrone: Actually, I don't see how that's an insult. I'm a clone. I'm suppose to be premature.

(Tyrone grows)

Tyrone: Oh, a de-insult causes me to grow.

Stan: When you were born, the painter thought you were so ugly it exploded.

(Everyone stares at Stan and Tyrone doesn't shrink)

Everyone: Seriously?

Stan: Come on. That just screams "insulting".

Everyone: No it doesn''t!

(Stan sighs)

Mabel: When be saw you were so small they thought you... you... I got nothing!

(Tyrone grows)

Tyrone: Thanks, little girl!

(Tyrone changes his arm into a bazooka and fires a missile at Soos' pickup truck and blows it up)

Soos: Blast. That was once's my cousin Reggie's. Well, we won't miss it!

(Back at the headquaters of Ace)

Ace: Come on, Bobby. If you don't reveal the location of the team, Tyrone will.

Bob: Unless the team can defeat him. And they will you orb thing.

Ace: Don't tempt my anger, Bobby. I'll get you to talk. Someone bring my torturing tools.

(Bob whimpers)

Ace: I was joking. I'm evil, but not that evil!

(Bob sighs a breath of relief and the screen changes to the team battling Tyrone)

Stan: When you were born, the doctor slapped Dipper!

(Everyone stares at Stan again)

Tyrone: Really? Again?

Stan: Just trying to help!

(Back at the Shack)

Waddles: Hopeful Dip and Mab can stop Doomsday. And if they don't hopefully Bob or the Spectre can. Or me! Oh, wait, I may talk but I'm a still pig!

(Back to were they fighting Tyrone)

The Spectre: I got one! When Ace bought you back to life, he started to wish he didn't.

(Tyrone shrinks)

Tyrone: But If he did regret it, I wouldn't have gave me these shape-shifting powers!

(Tyrone grows)

The Spectre: Oh, come on!

(Back at the headquaters of Ace and the villains)

Ace: Come on, I'm going to break you. You know it!

Bob: I'm a creeper. We have unbreakable will and we're also unbreakable in the first place.

(Bob laughs while Ace growls)

Ace: Oh, forget you! I'm going to place where my plan to rule Gravity Falls will really begin.

Bob: And Tyrone is just a distraction so you can.

Ace: That's right. I'm going to the Temple of Light and strike the instrument that hangs by ropes from the roof. And when the true master of darkness strikes it, it will turn into the Temple of Darkness and give me ultimate power to rule Gravity Falls. And then no one can stop me!

Bob: Except the two kids, the man-child, the teenager, and the old dude!

Ace: There too weak to stop me, and also Tyrone is keeping them busy. I just hope they haven't found out his weakness!

(Back at where the team is defeating Tyrone and him causing himself to be undefeated)

Wendy: You're so ugly when you look in a mirror it breaks into pieces!

(Tyrone shrinks)

Tyrone: Even if you shrink me, I'll just grow using an un-insult!

(Even one watches Ace fly to the Temple of Light)

Tyrone: Oh, that's just great! Ace was just using my to distract you so he can gain ultimate power from the Temple of Light! Okay, let's do a truce, Dipper and friends. I'll help you defeat Ace if you let me go...

(Dipper groans and shakes Tyrone's hand)

Tyrone: I'm happy we can be friends again...

(Tyrone gives a little evil smile as the screen fades to black)