User blog comment:PurplePenguin/The Grunkle Stan Mystery/@comment-205.144.214.182-20130607011947

OK, here's what I think. Stan is "he" and has 1. Gideon has 2 and wants 1. Dipper has 3 and wants to figure out Gravity Falls. The author is Bill. Bill is the eye of providence/all seeing eye/illuminati/Mr. Pyramid. In Rumbles Revenge, it is confirmed that whoever is saying all of those secret sayings and is whispering in the theme song is Bill. Stan has 1 and is looking for 2 and 3. Bill is still in Gravity Falls. He is watching over Dipper and Mabel making sure Stan doesn't get in the way. But Dipper is getting in trouble too. Like when Bill said "Dipper is playing with fire.",but Bill still likes Dipper. Soos is not who he seems, though. He maybe Stan's henchman but has a liking of Dipper and Mabel. The hippi that controlled Carla McCorkle is posessing Gideon and is making him want 1 and 3 because he could be "he" too. I read all of your comments, thought it through, then I posted my comment.