The Love God/Transcript

{| class="wikitable" width="100%" ! !Lee and Nate !Thompson ! Lee, Nate, and Mabel !Nate !Lee ! !Mabel !Wendy !Nate !Lee !Dipper !Nate !Lee !Thompson !Everyone !Thompson
 * (At the Gravity Falls Cemetery.)
 * Lick that sponge! Lick that sponge!
 * (Groans and licks a dirty sponge.)
 * (Laughing.) Oh!
 * Can't believe he's doing it!
 * What are you doing?
 * (Groaning is heard. The gang looks worried.)
 * Ghosty sounds!
 * It's coming from that open grave. (She leads her friends to a grave.)
 * You look! (elbows Lee)
 * No, you look! (elbows Nate)
 * Thompson, go look.
 * Heh. Nice use of Thompson.
 * (Pushes Thompson toward grave.)
 * (Peers into grave, worried.) Ungh...
 * Gaze upon death! Gaze upon death!
 * (Screams. Lightning flashes.)