User blog:CaptainJones123/Gravity Falls Fan Episode 10

Hello. This one is called "The Everywhere Pig".

Transcript
(At the Shack)

Mabel: Dipper, Waddles is missing!

Dipper: Maybe he went on a walk all by himself.

Mabel: This is not the time for joking, Dips. This is serious!

(Mabel continues to rampage through everything)

Dipper: Mabes, I'm serious. He went for a walk.

Mabel: Oh. Okay.

(Mabel runs outside and Dipper pulls something out of the trash)

Dipper: A "Gravity 5000" single. Who in their right mind would throw this away? (As Mabel looks she thinks she sees Waddles everyplace she goes and quickly heads back to the Shack) Mabel: Dipper, help me! I think we're handling with another creature! Dipper: Quiet down, Mabel. What did you see? Mabel: Waddles everywhere I went! Dipper: I got it: "The Everywhere Pig"! Mabel: "The Everywhere Pig"? That's like calling the Stan the "Reason behind what's wrong with Gravity Falls". Dipper: Don't judge a book by it's cover. Mabel: Oh. I'm sorry for judging "3" by it's cover! (Dipper leaves) Mabel: Maybe I need some emotional help. I know. I'll call the best therapist in Gravity Falls! Know... where is that phone number Dipper gave me? (Mabel pulls it out) Mabel: Ah, here we go! (Mabel puts in the number and picks up the phone) Mabel: I wonder why the number is exactly like Dipper's phone number. Oh, well. "Great minds think alike", I guess. (The phone rings) Dipper (disguising his voice): Hello. You have reached the best therapist in Gravity Falls! How can I help you? Mabel: Therapist, I think I need emotional help. Dipper (disguising his voice): Okay. What's the emotional problem. Mabel: I keep seeing my lost pig everywhere and I think I'm going crazy. Dipper (disguising his voice): Luckly for you, I am quite the expert at that kind of thing. Mabel: Okay. Where are you? Dipper (disguising his voice): Okay. Just go upstairs and into your bedroom and you'll find it. Mabel: Okay... (Mabel gets off the phone and goes upstairs and into her bedroom and lays down on her bed) Dipper (covering his face with his notepad): Okay. Let the session begin. And I've got a little secret for you, Mabel. Mabel: How do you know my name? (Dipper removes the notepad) Dipper: Ta-da! Mabel: Your the best therapist in Gravity Falls? Dipper: Yes! Mabel: But how? We haven't been here that long! Dipper: Mabel, there's a lot of stuff you don't know about me! Mabel: Oh. Well, let's get this session started! Dipper: Okay. So, you lost your pig? Mabel: Yes. Dipper: Well, you know the old saying: "If you love something, let it free." Mabel: But I don't want to let Waddles go. He's so cute and cuddly and fat. Dipper: Mabel, you knew it was going to happen sometime. Mostly if how long Stan keeps the door open to "fan" out. Mabel: Waddles! Waddles! Waddles! Waddles... Dipper: I think your coming down with "Loseapigaotis". Mabel: What's that. Dipper: Let's unscramble that, shall we? Lose a pig a otis. Mabel: Oh, I'm suffering from losing the thing I loved so much. Dipper: Yes. Session over. Now leave before you break my "thinking space". (Mabel leaves) Dipper (taking off his hat): Foolish, fool. (Dipper laughs evily then falls off the bed) Dipper: Ow! (Mabel sees Wendy and Soos looking at the computer in shock) Mabel: What's wrong? Wendy and Soos: Dipper has been missing for hours and no one can find him! Mabel: But I just did a therapy session with him. Soos: That is crazy bonkers creepy, dude. Mabel: Don't worry, Underpayed employees of the Mystery Shack of little faith, I shall find him. Soos: Good luck. (At the top of a high building, Dipper wakes up) Dipper: Where am I? The Mysterious Creature: A place no one can here you scream... (Dipper screams) Dipper: Seriously, Dipper? (The Mysterious Creature pulls Dipper up) The Mysterious Creature: You know how your sister told you about her "Everywhere Pig" before I knocked you out? Dipper: Yes. The Mysterious Creature: It it my doing, you doomed mortal. Scream, scream my name in horror! Dipper: I don't even know your name. The Mysterious Creature: Well, that backfired. Dipper: I hate when that happens. The Mysterious Creature: I know right? Oh, I'm getting off topic. Prepare to die, mortal! (The Mysterous Creature pushes Dipper off the rope) Dipper (falling): Well, I've sure gotten myself in a tight place. See if I live tomorrow night, same Gravity Time, same Gravity Channel. (Mabel flys up and saves Dipper) Dipper: Ah, we don't get to do the "same Gravity Time, same Gravity Channel" thing? Mabel: Only if you want to live, we're not! Dipper: I'm fine! I'm fine! (Mabel lands Dipper safetly and see pulls off her jetpack and throws it at the creature and it gets stuck in him) The Mysterious Creature: Mortals! Always trying to kill me! Well, it won't work this time, children. It'll never work again. Mabel: Oh, right! I forgot that thing with full of bombs? The Mysterious Creature: What?! (The Mysterious Creature explodes) Dipper: I never got to see his real indenity. (Mabel walks over to his dead, burning body) Mabel: I think I can reveal that to you, little brother. (Mabel pulls off his disguise to reveal a robot) Mabel: And inside the robot is none other than Gideon. (Mabel pulls open the robot to reveal Gideon) Mabel: Controlling none other than "The Everywhere Pig"! Gideon: How did you find out my plan? Mabel: I know Waddles couldn't be in two places at once. And I started to piece it together when Dipper give me a therpay session when he was kidnapped hours before. I know it had to be someone who had the technology to piece together a fake Dipper and a Waddles that appeared everywhere using the old "Smoke and mirrors" trick. Dipper: Wow, Mabel! Gideon: You fools seriously through this was a one man plan? Dipper and Mabel: There's someone else working for you?! Gideon: I was joking. I just wanted to see the looks on your faces when I said that. (Gideon laughs so hards he falls back into the robot and Mabel reshuts the hatch) Mabel: Want to go home now, Dipper? Dipper: Yes. (At the Shack, everyone in there gathered around to here the story of "The Everywhere Pig") Mabel: And that is how the "Everywhere Pig" got it's prey. Stan: I've got a better story! It's called "The Dead Mansion"! (Everyone hears someone crying) Stan: Okay, who's crying? (Everyone points to Mabel's sweater and Stan pulls it up to see no one under there) Stan: Oh no! Mabel: Ta-da. (They all turn around to see Mabel standing on the coach) Mabel: How did you like my magic trick? (Everyone claps as Mabel bows) Mabel: I'll be here all Summer!