User blog:EpikFalls/S1E4 - Mystery Chat

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[camera shows Dipper in front of his computer, then shows computer screen. the screen is grey with a small text slot in it saying "Password". Dipper types in "alexisshadow" and it allows him in, showing Mabel, Brad, Soos, and Alexis chatting and all on broadcast]

[Mabel] [on screen] Good, Dipper's here.

[Brad] We're just about to start another Mystery Group meeting. Let's all share if we've seen monsters lately. Dipper?

[Dipper] I think I saw this thing called a Death Puker over at the live screening of New Year's Eve in town. It had the Santa Hat on with the death ray inside it. Yet, I [begins laughing as talking] stomped on him and the death ray broke! [laughs along with the group]

[Brad] Ok, Soos?

[Soos] I think I've seen werewolves recently...

[Dipper] Is it the mailman?

[pause]

[Soos] Yes.

[Brad] Mabel?

[Mabel] Not really anything at all.

[Brad] Alexis?

[Alexis] I now have a zoo of mystical creatures. Those cages are bewitched so that nothing can happen. I most recently captured a 4-eyed giant dog.

[Brad] [gasp] TROY? WHAT DID YOU DO?

[Alexis] Woah, sorry, dude, I didn't mean to-

[On chat the screen reads "Brad has kicked Alexis from the chat."]

[Dipper, Mabel, and Soos] BRAD!!

[Brad] Hey, he captured my pet, why wouldn't I do it?

[short pause, the others mumble in agreement]

[THEME SONG]

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