User blog:CaptainJones123/Gravity Falls Fan Episode 52

Hi. Sorry about not posting, I have a cold, but I'm feeling much better now. So, this one is called "The Snakes That Stole Christmas".

Transcript
(At Skales' fortress)

Skales: Now it feels like two people are missing! Oh, yes!

(A green and black snake walks out)

Skales: The green one is Lasha. The black one is Bytar.

Bytar: Sup?

(Dipper's eyebrow twitches)

Lasha: So, Skales, why summon us on Christmas? We were spending time with our...

Skales: No time for that, Lasha. It's Christmas. We must steal it! It is our destiny!

(Lasha shows Skales a scroll)

Lasha: Our destiny is to get our butts kicked by the ninja that is green!

Skales: I know, but you can't just let me have a little fun?

Lasha (rolling up the scroll): I try, but not that hard!

Skales (pointing his very sharp golden axe at Dipper, Mabel, and Stan): Join me or else you will die!

Dipper: I rather not!

(Skales swings his axe and prepares to bring it down on them)

Skales: You have chosen to die!

Theme Song
(Skales starts to bring down the axe but is stopped by a horn)

Skales: What the...

Stan: The Horns of Destruction!

(Everyone looks at Stan)

Stan: I have my hobbies, you have yours!

(They see a blue beam shoot through the skies)

Stan: Call up John Craddock!

(Dipper calls John Craddock)

John Craddock: Hello. This is the Mystery Shack? What would you like to buy?

Dipper: Craddock, It's me! Dipper!

John Craddock: Dipper! How are you? Haven't talked to you in a while!

(Dipper facepalms)

Dipper: Look, Craddock. Skales has some friends and we need you to come down to his secret base and help us!

John Craddock: And where is this secret base?

Dipper: At the corner of Destruction and Death!

(Later, it shows John Craddock walking up to a street sign that shows it pointing to different places called "Destruction" and "Death")

John Craddock: Ugh! Snakes!

(He walks inside to find the whole thing has fallen from the horns)

John Craddock: Oh, no! They are dead!

(Dipper throws a piece of ice away and runs up to meet John Craddock)

Dipper: Craddock!

John Craddock: Where are the others?

Dipper: Skales and the other snakes carried them away to torture them into something horrible!

(Suddenly, they both smell fire and look down to see someone has set the ice on fire and start running to keep from dieing from the icy water)

Skales (tearing off the trench coat): Curses! They lived! Back to the drawing board!

(At the other hideout)

Fangdam's first head: Why won't you darn...

Fangdam's second head: ...mortals wake up?

(They wake up to see Fangdam right in there faces)

Stan: Move it, ugly!

(Stan kicks Fangdam)

Fangdam's first head: That hurt...

Fangdam's second head: ...real bad!

(Fangdam falls in the ground covering where Stan has kicked him)

Stan: Time to get out now the guard is out!

(Stan tries his ropes off and looks and sees a pipe and pulls a dart out of his cane and throws it at the pipe and the place starts to flood and Stan starts to run to the exit)

Mabel: What about me?

Stan: Uh... I'm going to kill you to cover my tracks!

(Stan runs out the door as Mabel tries to brake free but starts to get covered by water and is able to slip her hands free and runs through the door)

Mabel: What kicked Stan in the head and turned him evil?

(Suddenly, a giant glowing orb flies infront of Mabel)

Orb: I'm who kicked him in the head, Mabel!

Mabel: Are you who I thing you are?

Ace: Yes! I'm back, Mabel! Me, Ace, is back!

Mabel: NO!

(It shows Dipper and John Craddock walking up to the prison chamber and John Craddock opens the door and him and Dipper get hit by water and Fangdam wakes up)

Fangdam's first head: Stan kicked me in the...

Fangdam's second head: ...well, you know!

Fangdam's first head: Do you happen...

Fangdam's second head: ...to know what happened?

John Craddock: It seems you were kicked down by Stan, so he could escape! He then used a dart to cause water to pour from a pipe to kill Mabel so he can cover his track and was changed by Ace!

Fangdam's first head: Ace is...

Fangdam's second head: ...back?

Fangdam's first head: Oh...

Fangdam's second head: ...no!

John Craddock: You two have a history?

Fangdam's first head: Why of course...

Fangdam's second head: ...Craddock!

Fangdam's first head: We are...

Fangdam's second head: ...sworn enemies!

End Credit
(They find Stan and Mabel and Ace)

Ace: Oh, nice to see you Fangdam!

Fangdam's first head: You too,...

Fangdam's second head: ...Ace!

(Ace laughs and starts to fire beams everywhere that knocks everyone out and he laughs again)

Ace: It's over for you, Gravity Falls!

(Cryptogram: Ivgfim lu Zxv)