User blog comment:ThePK/End of the What Now: An Analysis on the True Meaning of Pineapples/@comment-8929662-20150218031200

Pineapples are alien eggs that were planted in Earth's soil. They can duplicate up to 2 times, which is why pineapple "plants" produce 3 pineapples in their lifetime. When we consume the fruit and juice of the pineapples, we are unknowingly being infused with minute concentrations of the alien DNA, which is harmless in itself but is building up enough for the aliens to monitor and inflence us in ways we would never have expected, because to them we are the ignorant subjects of their silent research... What exactly they are planning to do with us is not all certain at this time.