User blog comment:Asnow89/Food Fiction: Create a Grub Menu/@comment-5157141-20140316014002

Main Dish: The Brown Meat

Snacks: Real Man Jerkey

Sweet Things: Chocolate Bar

Beverage: Dog Milk

Weird things Mabel eats: Troll doll in green liquid

I'd like to call this what Rocky Balboa would eat if he was in Gravity Falls.