Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-4854965-20160206214240/@comment-28775092-20160909193031

Dipper/Mabel/Soos: say "hi," walk away, then realize who that was

Bill: Keep talking until he realizes I have no idea what he's saying.

Stan: have the dumbest conversation I've ever been in

Ford: Okay, until the "backscratcher" joke in Weirdmaggedon, I didn't notice he had six fingers (I missed Tale of Two Stans) so who knows what I'd do.

Wendi: RUN

Pacifica: carefully consider my options

Gideon: say something about the hair, then run for my life.

Robbie: resist the urge to set his hoodie on fire

Dee: wait, that's not a character...is it?

The Thing With Eighty Eight Different Faces: IMMEDIATELY SAY "HEY, IT'S THE THING WITH EIGHTY SEVEN DIFFERENT FACES"