User blog:The Awesome Writer/Bad Boy Dipper

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Customer: *walks into the Mystery Shack*

Wendy: Welcome to the Mystery Shack.

Customer: Oh hello darling! May I have these...snowglo- no... *looks around* Puma shi- nah... uhh....

Wendy: Just pick anything!

Customer: These things are so hard to choose from

Wendy: *faceplants on counter*

Dipper: *walks in with journal,hides it when sees customer* Hey welcome to the Mystery Shack...anything I can help you with Ma'am?

Customer: How sweet! Yes I need help figuring out what to pick from these things. *Points at snowglobes,Puma shirts,and bobble heads*

Dipper: Hmmm... Well the snowglobes don't cost that much money if you want to save. *erases 99 from 100* $1 for it just for you...

Customer: Wow okay. *gives a dollar* *whispers to Dipper: Help your friend out. She seems very impaitient...*

Dipper: *looks at Wendy while Customer leaves the Shack*

Wendy: *places boots on counter,lays back,reads magazine,sighing*

Dipper: *shrugs* See you later Wendy... *takes out journal and starts walking out the door*

Wendy: *looks alarmed and sits up* Umm...where you going?

Dipper: *looks back* ...to the woods...

Wendy: For what?

Dipper:...to explore... o_o

Wendy: Can I come?! *cough* can I come...please...I'm bored...plus we can hang out. Just you and me. *smiles*

Dipper: *places Journal in vest* Uh..sure.O-Okay... o.o

Wendy: *runs to door* C'mon! *runs to the woods*

Dipper: Wait up!! *runs after her*

Wendy: *stops at a tree with Tape Measure on the top* Hey Dipper what's that?

Dipper:*looks up* Oh my god it looks like the Time Tape Measure... *takes out journal stops at page of Time Tape Measure,shows it to Wendy*

Wendy: Wanna get it?

Dipper: I'll try... *tries climbing tree* *gets it* YES!

Wendy: Woohoo!! Nice one dude!! Now let's sell it!

Dipper: Wait what? This is secret stuff. We can't just sell it.

Wendy: C'mon We'll do so much money with it! Plus you'll thank me later for the wifes and kids. *wink*

Dipper:...I dunno...this seems bad...

Wendy: Dude YOLO

Dipper:...what?

Wendy: Oh cmon dont tell me you never heard of the word YOLO!

Dipper: *dumbfounded*

Wendy: OMG we need to get you a phone...YOLO means You Only Live Once

Dipper: Ah...okay...get a phone with what money?

Wendy: Money that we get selling these useless stuff! *grabs Tape Measure*

Dipper:..mmmmm....

Wendy: Please...

Dipper:...oh alright '-'

Wendy: cmon lets sell it on EBay! *runs to her house*

Dipper: *follows*

AT WENDY'S HOUSE---

Wendy: There!

Dipper: What?

Wendy: I posted the things

Dipper: That fast!

Wendy: I'm a fast typer....not as fast as Tambry sadly...

Dipper: Oh...

Wendy: Wanna skip work tomorrow?

Dipper:...I guess...

Wendy: Awesome dude! Tip: Escape from the window

Dipper: Okay?...

Wendy: Well my dad is probably gonna be weirded out why your here at 2 in the morning...better leave

Dipper: IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING!! I'm passed curfue!

Wendy: Don't worry dude. Sneak in quickly. Like since you cant leave through my front door tonight,leave threw the window. *points at window*

Dipper:... *goes to window* See you tomorrow?

Wendy: Kay *grabs phone and texts while waving at Dipper,eyes on screen*

Dipper: *waves and leaves*

---AT THE SHACK---

Dipper: *tries sneaking in through window*

Mabel: *sees him* WHAT THE HEY HEY BRO BRO?! WHERE WERE YOU?!

Dipper: *shocked* Dang Mabel. Just went with Wendy to her house to sell something on the internet.

Mabel: ... '-' ...okay... *walks upstairs*

Dipper: *rolls eyes* *walks upstairs as well*

Mabel: Night Dippy! *goes in her bed and shuts eyes*

Dipper: Yeah whatever... *goes to sleep*