Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-25762639-20150402075256/@comment-5475153-20150402183818

Before I realized that Bill's page was locked, I went through all of Bill's responses and cataloged anything noteworthy into potential trivia. Since I'd rather not see that hour and a half wasted, I suppose it would be appropriate to post the info here:
 * Bill exists in a state of quantum uncertainty.
 * His power has "a few blind spots."
 * His favorite spot to watch the citizens of Gravity Falls is from within the skulls of the gullible.
 * He dislikes the taste of life, claiming it tastes like uracil, cytosine, thymine.
 * He states that the purpose of life for mortal beings is to procreate.
 * He uses the name "Bill Cipher" as a "dimensional username." If a mortal were to hear his true name, the individual would evaporate to dust with an expression of horror and ecstasy on their face.
 * He believes that squares are an objectively stupid shape.
 * He admits to being a psychopath, which he believes to be an attractive quality to women. He encourages all of his female fans to take psychedelic drugs, walk into the Nevada desert, and form themselves into a large human throne to await his coming.
 * Bill used to have a family.
 * He finds Soos incredibly oblivious and thinks Wendy is a pushover.
 * His favorite constellation is the solar system of Teegeeack.
 * Bill states that all religions are wrong.
 * He can see all possible futures.
 * He has friends that look like this.
 * He likens Wendy's mother to the titular individual from "Stacy's Mom."
 * Bill hints that he designed the pyramids.
 * Dreamcatchers tickle him.
 * He states that he has "eyes in many places" and "friends with many places," which helps him "keep the Pines in proper places."
 * The worst deal he ever made was with a man named Thomas J. Beale, alleged creator of the Beal ciphers.
 * His hobbies include orchestrating predictive programming of false flag attacks.
 * He wants to see Dipper stick jalapeno peppers in his eyes.
 * He says that humans were designed by a blind, idiotic and uncaring chaos.
 * Bill dismisses love and truth as shams and finds deceit to be greatly more powerful.
 * Edwin Abbott Abbott, author of the mathematical novel Flatland, has a "decent idea" of what spawned Bill.
 * He says free will does not exist.
 * He thinks in all capital letters.
 * He is thinking of bringing back Project MKULTRA.
 * He comes from a dimension with 14 billion different genders.
 * He dislikes the Kryptos code.
 * He regards the seven deadly sins as his "babies."