User blog:Blue Jay of Lightning/My Fan-Made Episode 3: Do You Mind?

This episode is called...

Do You Mind?

Dipper walks into the Mystery Shack Gift Shop, and a strange girl arrives at the door.

Dipper: We don't open until nine...

???: I know.

Dipper: Well, why are you even here?

???: I'm Juliana, the new employee.

Stan walks in.

Stan: Dipper, I feel like I forgot to tell you something.

Dipper: Was it that we got a new employee named Juliana?

Stan: No, that's not it... Oh yeah, it's we got a new employee named Juliana!

Juliana: Nice to meet you, Mr. Pines.

Stan: Who is that kid?

Dipper: Juliana.

Stan: Who's Juliana?!

Juliana stares into Stan's eyes.

Stan: Oh yes, she's the new employee. Well, goodbye.

''Stan leaves. Dipper looks curious. Theme song plays.''

Dipper: Juliana, do you have some hypnotizing ability thing?

Juliana pulls out a book with the number 1 on it.

Juliana: It's a mind control curse. I haven't found a cure and it can only happen when I stare into somebody's eyes.

Dipper: So, you aren't an employee?

Juliana: Nope. I'm looking for somebody who has a book similar to mine. The last page in this book says there are 5 of them.

Dipper: I have a book like that! I think I read something about Mind Control in my book.

Dipper starts reading 3.

Dipper: Yes, it says here that the only way to cure it is to use your mind control abilities to... Make two human beings be trapped inside each other's brains?

Mabel walks in the living room.

Juliana: Perfect.

Juliana stares into Mabel's eyes, then stares into Dipper's. Dipper is now in Mabel's mind and Mabel is in Dipper's.

Dipper: Woah! Where am I?

Mabel: I don't know, but it seems as if we are connected somehow!

Dipper: Well, I think I'm in your head.

Mabel: Is that why I feel a headache?

Dipper: No, it's because this is logically impossible. I'm in your head and you are in mine.

Mabel: What number am I thinking of then?

Dipper: Sparkle.

Mabel: YOU ARE IN MY BRAIN!

Dipper: Mabel, think of a way to get us out of here.

Mabel: Ok! Feel anything?

Dipper: Eww, what is this?

Mabel: Moss.

Dipper: How will moss get it out?

Mabel: It won't. Now, why do I see Wendy floating in midair?

''Dipper pounds hard on the ground. They both get a huge headache.''

Mabel: Ooh, now I can look in your personal secrety stuff!

Dipper: NO! At least don't look in my memories of yesterday.

Mabel: Why not?

Dipper: Because you can't.

Mabel looks toward the memories of yesterday, but a lock suddenly appears on it.

Dipper: Now try.

Mabel makes a portal appear in Dipper's head.

Dipper: I FOUND A PORTAL OUT, MABEL!

Dipper appears in his head.

Dipper: OH COME ON!

Mabel: Now think of a key!

Dipper: WHY WOULD I THINK OF A KEY?

A key appears in midair.

Mabel: Tricked ya.

Dipper: That key won't fit, you know. I'm climbing to my memories of today.

Mabel: Why? And who was that girl back there?

Dipper has already climbed into his memories.

Dipper: Wendy... Wendy... Wendy... Aha! 3!

Mabel: Dipper, there are only two of us.

Dipper imagines candy.

Mabel: OOH, CANDY!

Dipper: "To get out of each other's brains, one must create a portal to the other one's head, then the one in their head must get this book out of their memories and read this page to figure out how to do this." SERIOUSLY?!

Mabel: MORE CANDY!

Dipper imagines Waddles.

Mabel: WADDLES!

Dipper: "The person who is currently reading this must sacrifice somebody, then imagine star-shaped bubbles that can turn blue to get out. The person who is sacrificed must be sacrificed in a pit of lava."

By reading "pit of lava," a pit of lava appears.

Dipper: I have to sacrifice somebody?

Juliana: Dipper?

Dipper: Juliana?

Juliana: This is Juliana from the outside. I'm guessing it worked. To get out, you need to-

Dipper: Yes I know, but who should I sacrifice?

Juliana: Imagine I'm in there.

Juliana appears in Dipper's head.

Juliana: Do you see me?

Dipper: Wouldn't you know?

Juliana: That's not really me. You can't actually transport a real person into somebody's brain without using mind control.

Dipper: So, I sacrifice the fake you?

Juliana: No. She knows where to go. She has mind control.

Dipper, hearing mind control, imagines Juliana with mind control.

Juliana: She'll give you an idea. I want to stay in your head.

Juliana (in Dipper's head): Toss a Wendy.

Dipper: I have so many of them. I guess I should.

''Juliana hypnotizes Dipper. Dipper throws a Wendy in the lava pit.''

Mabel: CANDY WADDLES!

Dipper imagines Waddles made of candy.

Mabel: I don't know if I should eat him or keep him as a pet. CANDY PIG THE SUPERHERO!

Dipper imagines star-shaped bubbles that turn blue.

Juliana: Have you done it?

Dipper: Yes.

''Dipper blows a bubble. The bubble carries him and Mabel to the top of his brain.''

Dipper: IT'S GOING TO POP!

Dipper's and Mabel's souls return to their bodies.

Dipper: Wow. Juliana, I guess you can stay with us.

Juliana: YES!

End Credits

Juliana: Hi Soos.

Soos: Hi random girl.

Soos walks past her.

Soos: IS SHE SOME KIND OF MIND READER?

Dipper: Juliana, how did you know Soos' name?

Juliana: I mind controlled him into telling me his name. He has no idea who I am.

Mabel: You scare me sometimes.

Stan: Who's that?

Dipper: Um... Stan, she is an employee. You never noticed her?

Stan: You expect me to remember how many employees I have?!