User blog:Mr B Natural/Masculinity versus scoop

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 * Episode opens on the exterior of the Mystery Shack. Cuts to interior.
 * I like to finish my Christmas shopping early. Do you need something in the spirit of the season?
 * Uh, how about this decision? (puts a bowl of "crystals" on the counter)
 * Ha, ha! Looks like broken glass.
 * Are you, what are the police?
 * Oh! What is the new thing?
 * Grunkle Stan?
 * Can we go to a restaurant? We're huuungry.
 * Huuuuungry.
 * Dipper and Mabel hit their stomachs against each other three times
 * Of course, it is. Yahoo will soon be making their own minds.
 * (pointing at a fur trout:) Do you have any other animals?
 * If you have him, I'm fine. I'm locked in.
 * Mabel and Dipper nod. Screen cuts to outside, where Stan has clumsily locked Tyler in the gift shop
 * Puma shirt, leopard shirt. Puma shirt, leopard shirt. Puma shirt ...(Pause) leopard shirt.
 * Cuts to theme song
 * Waitress hits a woodpecker on a wall and a beaver in a hole in the floor with a broom
 * Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
 * Sheriff Blubs is eating pancakes very quickly while Deputy Durland uses a speeding device at him
 * Move it! Move it! Move it! Move it!
 * Cuts to Dipper, Mabel, and Stan's table. Lazy Susan walks up to the table.
 * azy Susan! There is a small ray of sunshine in! Where were you yesterday, you know?
 * I got hit by a bus!
 * Ha ha ha ha! Interesting!
 * Thank you. Ha, ha, ha, ha, hee hee, ho ho ho.
 * Do you want a split board, right?
 * Maybe... (Makes her lazy eye wink) wink!
 * Great! We are one seventh of the fourth, plus a salad without dressing girls and boys is all that divides the small dish of ketchup
 * (Writes it down and walks off)
 * But Grunkle Stan, I want a pancake!
 * Do you fancy flour they use these days? What am I made of money? (A piece of money shows out of Stan's sleeve) Tab. (Taps it back in the sleeve)
 * Awww...
 * (Looks over and sees the Manliness Tester) Oh, do not worry ... person, or pancakes. Now I'm part of that victory by beating masculinity tester.
 * Masculinity tester?
 * Cup?
 * (Stan and Mabel burst out laughing)
 * He said he..HA HA HA HA HA HA ... He grows!
 * What? What's so funny?
 * Oh, sorry, scoop, but you exactly "manly Mannington." I'm not, ha ha ha!
 * Hey, I'm too "manly Manny" AM or whatever you said.
 * Hey, I am facing a child in music. You smell your baby wipes, and last Tuesday, let's not forget the not more muscle there, "the incident."
 * Flashes back to Dipper in the bathroom wearing a towel and singing at the mirror with a comb as the microphone
 * Disco girl ... That girl ... coming through for you
 * Stan walks into the bathroom
 * Do not come, do not come!
 * Cuts back to the present
 * You are seeing the Icelandic pop music sensation "BABBA"?
 * Haha No, I was not. It does not matter. Come on people, hey, I'm a lot of men. See this chest hair? (Brings down shirt, to show his chest and it shines very brightly)
 * Put away, put it away!
 * So soft! My eyes!
 * Ah ...
 * (Stan and Mabel burst out laughing again)
 * good family man, a little faith. Ready to eat your words. And a plate of delicious pancakes.
 * Dipper walks toward the manliness tester and the other families eating stop and look at him
 * Okay, scoop. Time ... the human person to handle handle ...
 * Dipper stares up at the machine and starts sweating
 * And one more ...
 * quit stalling!
 * Dipper starts tugging on the handle and the light starts moving toward the category he belongs in. The categories are "wimp," "middle-aged women," "barely possible," "man," and "manly man." Dipper keeps on pulling the handle until the light goes down to "wimp." A card comes out of the machine that says "You are a cutie patootie!"
 * Oh, really? This thing must be broken. It's got a whole one! Perhaps the lack of power or steam -
 * Dipper gets pushed out of the way by Manly Dan. Manly Dan cracks his knukles.
 * it's you who's not even rickets example, as only three!
 * Manly Dan pushes on the handle with his pinky and the machine automatically goes to "Manly Man" before exploding and giving everyone free pancakes.
 * Pancakes for everyone!
 * Everyone at the restaurent cheers. A pancake falls on Dipper's head. Mabel and Stan laugh at Dipper.
 * I need to get some chest hair and the quick. (Starts running out but is tripped by a beaver) I'm fine! Heh heh! It's all good! (Runs out)
 * Coming! How is it related to him?
 * Come Grunkle Stan. I'm sure deep down and if you're too soft.
 * Ha! This is nothing but a cold, dark, empty souls.
 * (Puts the food on the table) Food!
 * Thanks to this, the pot of sugar. II I've honey wasp, cat baby, B- means a baby cow means.
 * Ha, ha! Idiot! (Starts walking away) What stupid people ...
 * about it?
 * Nothing. I do not want to talk about it. Talk about what? Why wet table?
 * Please wait a moment. I think I have an idea what happened here. You ...
 * No!
 * And she ...
 * Stop it!
 * Aha!
 * Oh.
 * You have a vision for the Lazy Susan! Do you have a soft side!
 * Later it, do not be a moron! Okay, I like, admit it? It would be nice if she liked me. But something in the game for so long, I know where to start moreugetdaeul. I mean, look at her. She is too high.
 * (Hits the spinning pie trolley) Spin, spin ya stupid pie!
 * Grunkle Stan, you are anxious, a gun or older. But we will get stronger because there is no lazy susan love you more than any outside force
 * Love?
 * Lovell. To victory! (Drinks salad dressing)