User blog comment:PurplePenguin/The Grunkle Stan Mystery/@comment-67.54.173.224-20130119045928

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(anyone else wish there was a "what would your life be like on Gravity Falls personality quiz?)

Here's another theory of mine. I'm thinking about being suspicous of Wendy. See, remember tht secret page we talk about every other post? Right after the theme song? With the well dress triangle? Well, I'm thinking she's the llama symbol to the left. She's got three strikes against her there. Her long hair, her tall height, and, as Wax Larry King's Head once said, she is "nature's greatest warriors". You can tell by her muddy boots and-let's face it-the chick RODE a TREE! Nature. So what does that have to do with her? Just everything. Count the symbols-ten. Four of them are very important-Stan, Dipper, Mabel, and Gideon-for reasons we can see. So ten minus four is six. Three important numbers. Ten-the number of important characters. Four-the number of very important characters. Six-the number of fingers on that hand. An obvious mathmetical indication of the books. So if that circle is indicating the books, there's one clue. And then that paper it's on-doesn't it look exactly like it were in one of the books? And then the strange symbols surrounding the circle of course belong in the books. So the circle is in one of the books. Probably the first one. So the writer would have to know about every one of those characters to have written them in there. And who knows about all the characters? Stan. So Stan would have to anticipate all of these characters-including Wendy-of being of some use in uncovering the secrets of Gravity Falls. Maybe that's why he hired her. But he doesn't want anyone to know he's the author, so he's sending them on these trips-like Dipper into the woods that day to hang some signs-anonymously. But Wendy may have found out about Stan, but still kind of needed the job, so didn't quit. She agreed to keep his secret secret if he kept her in employment. Hence, the "I'd fire all of you if I could."