User blog:EpikFalls/S1E2 - Duck-tective Productions

Overview
Dipper and Mabel are sucked into their TV while watching Duck-tecktive and learn that the mysteries in here are a lot worse than real life.

Synopsis
[Camera pans up to Mystery Shack]

[Gabby] Guys, I can't wait for you to see the episode of Duck-tecktive I guest starred in!

[Dipper] That's awesome!

[Gabby] It'll be on in three minutes, right after Chef de la Alimentación.

[Announcer on TV] So call this number now and we can give you some spaghetti!

[Number on TV reads 919-555-0618]

[Brad] Ugh. [calls number on cell phone] No, no queremos ningún espagueti! ¡Cállate! [hangs up]

[Mabel] Brad, I didn't know you could speak Spanish!

[Brad] You don't know everything about me.

[Announcer on TV] And now for a new episode of "Duck-tecktive" guest starring Gabby.

[Dipper, Mabel, Brad, Gabby] Woo!

[Duck-tecktive] QUACK QUACK QUACK [Translation: Who is your new friend?]

[Character] I have bought Alex with me to help uncover our next mystery, because some fortune teller told me our next mystery would be super hard.

[Alex (Gabby on show)] Hello, duck-tecktive.

[Duck-tecktive] Quack quack [Hello.]

[Alex] Umm, what is he saying?

[Character] He said hello, Alex. Am I the only one in the world who speaks duck?

[Mabel] Yes, yes you are.

[Dipper, Brad, Gabby] Shh! Quiet Mabel!

[Mabel] Geez.

[Character 2] Quick, I just saw an explosion right over at the Duck Hotel!

[Character] WHAT?

[The logo of the show appears on the TV screen]

[Announcer on TV] DUCK-TECKTIVE!! ...will be right back after these sponsors.

[Dipper] Woo! Wow, Gabby, you fit really good into the show!

[Gabby] It's a 2-part episode, I'll be in both parts.

[Brad] [punches Gabby in the shoulder] Go Gabby!

[Suddenly, the TV screen goes static and Wodahs appears on the screen]

[Dipper, Mabel, Brad] WODAHS!!!

[Gabby] Who's Wodahs?

[Wodahs] Welcome to your doom! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! [sucks Dipper and Mabel into the TV]

[Announcer on TV] And now we're back to Duck-tecktive!

[Dipper and Mabel] [banging on glass] HELP!!!

[Theme song]

[Not finished yet]