User blog:TitanicMixGirl/Episode 8 I Made Up

This one is called:

"A Gravity Falls Christmas"

(Mabel, Dipper, and Waddles get off a bus infront of the Mystery Shack with suitcases)

Dipper: It's bad enough we had to spend our summer here, but now our Christmas vacation too.

Mabel: Come on Dipper, maybe it'll be fun.

Dipper: I wish Mom & Dad didn't have to work over Christmas vacation.

Mabel: Me too.

Dipper: Well, come on. It's freezing out here. Lets go inside.

Mabel: Ya. It's never this cold in California.

Dipper: Of course not, California has warm climates because...

Mabel: I know I know. Because of sertain reasons I don't feel like remembering right now.

Dipper: Alright. Lets just go inside already.

Mabel: Ya. Come on Waddles.

Waddles: Oink!

(They go indside the shack)

Mabel: Merry Christmas!!!

Dipper: Hey.

Stan: Hey, there's my good, old, great neice and nephew. (Hugs them)

Mabel: Squeezing... to... tight.

(Stops hugging)

Dipper: Wow, Grunkle Stan, you're really into the Christmas spirit.

Stan: Ya, well Christmas is really big around here. Plus I get more visitors to buy more merchandise this time of year. Which equals like, 10 times as much money as I would get during the summer.

Dipper: Of course.

Soos: (Walks in for work) Sorry I'm late Mr. Pi... Hey, Dipper! Hambone! How you two doing?

Waddles: Oink!

Soos: Oh, hey Waddles. (Pats Waddles) Who's my favorite pig?

Mabel: So ya, We' ve been good and all. A lot of school work.

Soos: Ya. 8th grade's hard. Did you get any home work over the break?

Dipper: No. Thank goodness.

Wendy: (Walks in for work)

Stan: Wendy, your late.

Wendy: Is that really a big shocker to you?

Wendy: Oh, hey Dipper. Hey Mabel.

Mabel & Dipper: Hey.

Wendy: How's the 8th grade?

Mabel: Hard.

Wendy: Ya. I remember when I was in 8th grade. Ahhh, good times. Good times.

Dipper: So how's Junior year?

Wendy: It's been good. Thanks for asking.

Mabel: Come on Dipper. Lets go put our stuff away.

Dipper: Coming.

(Upstairs unpacking...)

Dipper: Man I can't believe it's been only 4 months since we've been here.

Mabel: I know right. But nothing's changed.

Dipper: Except the temperature.

Mabel: Well ya.

Dipper: (Looks out window) Hey Mabel, look, it's snowing.

Mabel: Snow! (Runs up to window) Wow! This is the first time I've ever seen snow before.

Dipper: Ya, except on t.v of course.

Mabel: You know, since we live in California and it doen't snow there.

Dipper: I know.

Mabel: Hey, wanna go oustide in the snow?

Dipper: Sure, ok.

(They get ready & go outside and play around in the snow)

Mabel: Haha! Snow is awesome!!!

Dipper: Ya. But it's just so cold.

Mabel: It's snow. It's supposed to be cold dumby.

Dipper: Hey, how many degrees is it?

Mabel: (Checks thermometer) Um... 23 degrees. Wow.

Dipper : I can't believe it's that cold. Haha! This is like the best day ever!

Mabel: You said it brother.

(Shows Gideon walking in the woods close to the Mystery Shack)

Gideon: (Here's laughter) Hm? (Looks over and sees Mabel & Dipper playing in the snow) Well I'll be... Mabel and Dipper are back in town. And just in time for Christmas too. Now, it's time to make my Christmas wish come true. (Whispers to self) And I got just the greatest idea of how to make that happen. Why am I whispering to myself? Why am I still doing it? (Stops whispering) Ok, now I'm just talking to myself. Anyway, time to get working on my plan to ruin Christmas for the Pines family. Especially Dipper. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Ok, now I'm just talking to myself again. (Walks home to work on his plan)

Mabel: (Throws snowball at Dipper's face) Haha!

Dipper: (Wipes face) Oh ya! Well 2 can play it that game. (Throws a pitiful snowball that misses Mabel)

Mabel: Wow! (Claps sarcastically) That was the best snowball throw I ever seen.

Dipper: I could've thrown it better.

Mabel: Ya right.

Stan: (Yells from door) Kids! I need your help decorating the Christmas trees! One for us, and one for desplay!

Mabel: Comming!

Dipper: Ugh! When is Grunkle Stan gonna realize that we're not kids anymore. We're 13 now, technically a teen.

Mabel: Ya, what you wanted to be when we were at that store and you did the...

Dipper: Don't say it!

Mabel: Fine. (Slight pause) lamby lamby dance.

Dipper: Oh that's it!

Mabel: Aaah!

(Dipper chases Mabel into the shack and Stan gives each of them a box of ornaments. Wendy & Soos also help)

(At Gidoen's house...)

Gideon: (Searching through book 2) Now, lets see what I can use to ruin Christmas for the Pines. (Skims pages) No. No. No. Oh defenetly no! Ugh, is there anything else useful in here that doesn't involve harming someone?! (Throws book and falls open to a particualar page) Hm? (Looks at page) My oh my, it's perfect...

Bud: (Yells from kitchen) Gideon! Your mother's famous gingerbread cookies are ready!

Gideon: Coming! He he he he. This is gonna be the best Christmas ever! Well, for me anyways.