User blog:Emalene/Pineapples - Are they darude sandstorm or in your mom's car

Hi guys, It's Emalene here. This has been my first blog post in a while so, yeah. I was going to delve into the really important question. What are pineapples, exactly ? Are they human or animal ? Are they man or woman ? But the more important question still remains

are they .......

Darude Sandstorm or in your mom's car ?

Well, I have some answers. Pineapple and Sandstorm have the same amount of letters, 9. So they are similar. Darude is like Da Rude, and pineapples are the most rude of fruit. So that is clear evidence. Pineapples are Darude Sandstorm.

There are still more questions tho .......

Like wat if goats kidnap slugs and slugs have spy cameras attatched to them and they spy on everybody and everything and then the goats take them to mars and show the aliens on mars that humans are useful somehow

or .....

What if potato is the sky.

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