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CrashBandicoot1996 wrote: IT'S A KIDS SHOW FOR PETE'S SAKE NO ONE IS DYING ALEX TROLLED US AGAIN!!!!! IF ANYONE DIED IT WOULDN'T BE 4KIDS. THINK OF THE CHILDREN

If GF was a kids show then it would be boring with a repeated plot like phineas and ferb or like Pokemon(Excuding the 'VIOLENCE')sOMEONE GONNA DIE (HOPEFULLY in an incredibly horrible but heroic way)And besides


 * Mecc Family (Fertilia Mecc, Grady Mecc, and their children)—passed away sometime before the events of the series.
 * Lumberjacks—many died while building the Northwest Manor.
 * Ghost of Northwest Manor—killed by a flying ax and returns later as a ghost.
 * Nathaniel Northwest—died by choking on bark sometime before the events of the series.
 * Ma and Pa Duskerton—stricken down with double heart attacks brought on by the teens' "newfangled" rap music and later return as ghosts.
 * Jeffy Fresh, Byrone, and Rosie—killed by the Summerween Trickster sometime before the events of the series.
 * .GIFfany's creators—killed by .GIFfany after attempting to shut her down.
 * Original gnome queen—Eaten by a badger at the beginning of the summer.[1]
 * Numerous Globnar tributes—died fighting for a time wish.
 * Wax figures—lost a battle to the death against Dipper and Mabel Pines, except for Wax Larry King.
 * Old Manotaur—eaten by Leaderaur.
 * Dipper clones and Paper Jam Dipper—dissolved by water sprinklers, except for Tyrone and clones 3 and 4.
 * Tyrone—dissolved by Pitt Cola.
 * Summerween Trickster—eaten alive by Soos.
 * Squirrel— burned alive outside the Mystery Shack.
 * Fairy—accidentally killed by Soos.
 * Miners—some miners were taken and killed by the Pterodactyl.
 * Baby Pterodactyl—eaten by Old Man McGucket.
 * British dog man—destroyed by Dipper's eye laser.
 * Little green men—committed mass suicide after being discovered.
 * Zombies—many zombies are killed by Dipper, Mabel, and Stan. The rest were killed when the trio sang Taking Over Midnight, causing the zombies' skulls to shatter.
 * Big Henry—poisoned by a gas leak.
 * .GIFfany—deleted from existence when her game disc was melted in a pizza oven.
 * Clay monsters—mixed up into a big pile of clay while fighting.
 * Globnar tribute—erased from existence by his opponent.
 * Spectator—disintegrated by Time Baby.
 * Ogres—cut in half by Dipper and Ford Pines.
 * Impossibeast—exploded into muffins.
 * Mayor Befufftlefumpter—died after nearly a century in office
 * Numerous male tourists—victims of Darlene. Their corpses were trapped with her webs and kept in Widow's Peak, to be later moved to the mummy museum.
 * Lolph and many members of the Time Paradox Avoidance Enforcement Squadron—killed by Bill Cipher when trying to stop him from destroying space and time. (According to the end credits cryptogram, Time Baby will reform in 1,000 years).
 * Prisoner—eaten by The Horrifying Sweaty One-Armed Monstrosity while chasing Dipper and Wendy.
 * Mabeland residents (except Xyler and Craz)—Destroyed after the destruction of Mabel's bubble.