User blog:DonyarktheKungFuMinion/Old Man Stan PT 11

'''At long last, the epic continuation of Old Man Stan continues! I plan to have somewhere around 15 chapters by now but let'd see how the story continues!'''

Guards: UNICORN, UNIIIICORNS, UNICORN, UNIIIIICORNS

Stan: (Comes in while still in the cone) HMHMHMMHM!

Queen Sweetins: Shinning, Caramel unwrap this thing so we know what were up against.

Stan: Ouch! Hey maybe you two idiots can be nicer in the future!

Caramel: Sorry, Shinning likes to be extra rough.

Shinning: Why you little (starts tackeling Caramel)

Stan: Is this normal? Hahaha, they are the ones "horseplaying"! Hahaha!

Queen Sweetins: Ahem, Mr. Pines, quite a delight and dislike to see you here.

Stan: Wait, how do you know my name?

Queen Sweetins: I know many  things about our cartoon world, it is my duty to know every character's name and show, in extra case for threats.

Stan: Look, I don't mean any harm, its just been a rough day. I am stuck in this strange, violent, space junk show and then a spaceship throws me into here.

Queen Sweetins: So you were the one who crashed landed?

Stan: Ah, yes.

Queen Sweetins: I see...(presses emergency button). Well Mr. Pines I believe its time for you to head back off to Gravity Falls.

Stan: I would except everyone there hates me! So that is why I show-jumped.

Queen Sweetins: WOAH WOAH WOAH, Mr. Pines you should NEVER show-jump! It can make a show become dis-aired!

Stan: Well look, I need to get a medel, so that the people of my show give me some slack.

Queen Sweetins: And if you ever return, Mr. Pines, I'll lock you in my "dumbgen".

Stan: Dumbgen? Ha, who names a dungen, dumbgen?

Queen Sweetins: I call it a dumbgen because everyone who gets on my nerves goes there. And I consider them dumb for making that mistake.

Stan: Ok, sorry, can I please just go now!

Queen Sweetins: Okay, Shinning and Caramel, please cut him loose.

Caramel: "Gets out fluffy chainsaw" LET'S GO STANLEY!

Stan: AH!!! "Breaks the cone and escapes"

Caramel: AH! HE'S GETTING AWAY!

Shinning: Not for long! "Gets on rocket pack"  I got one of these from a friend of mine, he told me to test it.

Caramel: WHY ARE WE TESTING IT NOW!!!

Shinning: A.........I don't know.

(Rocket times down)

Shinning: 5! 4!

Caramel: 3........2.......... (shivers)

Shinning: 1111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (The rocket goes off at high speed)

Stan: (hides under a hole) Well, at least no one will find me here, "sees a spider" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

Shinning: DID YOU HEAR ANYTHING!

Caramel: YEAH! ITS THIS STINKIN' ROCKET!

(Shinning and Caramel fly into a tree)

Stan: Haha! See you later suckers!

Caramel: A.....(passes out).

Stan: Hey look! Its that little medel steller...

Buttercake:  Well hello fellow competetors! Derpy, Pinkie, you guys are looking swell, are you here to check out the competition?

Derpy: Yes, yes we are!

Pinkie Pie: "Slaps Derpy" Shut it Derpy, Buttercake, you know the rules, you can't join the contest.

Buttercake: That's what you guys think but I have made something that will yet me win!

Pinkie Pie: Mhm, and what is that?

Buttercake: My (skips and dances) ROLLERSKATES!

Stan: Eh, did she even design that?

Buttercake: Desgined it myself! Fastest pairs of skates in Equestra!

Pinkie Pie: Oh Butt, its so....you! Seriously, its old, its sloppy, and its bland, just like you!

Buttercake: Hey its not nice that you make fun of me just because I'm a glitch!

Pinkie Pie: But Butt, you are so not "cool".

Derpy: Ya, so not cool! Because its hot!

Pinkie Pie: Ugh, well anyways, Buttercake, give me those skates.

Buttercake: No!

Pinkie Pie: GIVE ME THEM NOW! (tries to pull them out and suceeds)

Buttercake: No! What are you gonna do to them?!

Pinkie Pie: Oh you know, through it into a pit of lava, oh look! There's some lava over there!

Buttercake: NOOOOOOO!

Pinkie Pie: Hehehe, "drops them".

Stan: HEY! LEAVE THAT KID ALONE!

Pinkie Pie: Oh my gosh! Sorry mister, ah.."looks at the skates" ah..."runs away along with Derpy".

Stan: Yeah leave! You rotten horse butts!

Buttercake: "Continues crying" That was...one of the only things I had!

Stan: Your welcome.

Buttercake: Wait! Mister! Why don't we form a team?

Stan: Ha, never.

Buttercake: I can still get you your medel back!

Stan: Hmm...

Buttercake: All you need to do is help me win the contest!

Stan: Nah.

Buttercake: Oh come on Stan, Stanaroo, Stanny, Stan my man, my main man! Hey! My hoove is getting tired to we have a deal or not?

Stan: "Takes a deep breath" Fine...but you better win!

Buttercake: YAY! I'M GONNA GET NEW SKATES! I'M GONNA WIN!

Stan: Heh, sure you will...

'''Well, that's the end of this longer then expected chapter, hope you enjoyed and leave a comment! :D'''