User blog:TitanicMixGirl/Episode 13 I Made Up

This on is called:

"A Girl in Suprise" 

(Mabel & Dipper are watching T.V)

T.V: And that concludes this episode of "Tiger Fist"!

Mabel: Aww...

Dipper: Aw, come on.

T.V: Now, we have "Why You Actin' so Cray Cray".

Dipper: (Groans)

Mabel & T.V: Guurl! Why you actin' so cray cray?

Mabel: Haha! I love saying that.

Dipper: (Sigh) Yes you do.

Mabel: Is something wrong, Dipper?

Dipper: Nothing's wrong. (Gets up) I think I'm gonna go get some fresh air. K?

Mabel: Kk. See ya.

(Dipper walks out)

Mabel: Haha! That girl is so cray cray.

(Outside at a park, Dipper is sitting on a bench reading Book 3)

Dipper: Hm... That seems interesting.

Woman: (Walks by Dipper) Wow. 8:00 already? Come on Billy, let's go.

(And a kid (Billy) goes to his mom and walks away)

Dipper: (looks at watch) 8:00? Well, I guess I better get going too.

(Dipper puts his book away and gets off the bench)

Gideon: Dipper Pines! (Walks over to Dipper)

Dipper: (Groans) Gideon.

Gideon: Just the boy I wanted to see.

Dipper: What do you want now? Hm.

Gideon: Oh, you know. Same old, same old.

Dipper: ?

(Gideon starts walking towards Dipper, and Dipper backs away)

Gideon: You know Dipper, I've been waitin' a long time for this moment.

(Gideon coners Dipper where a couple of tall bushes meet)

Gideon: Finally! The day where my plan shall work, and Mabel will be mine!

Dipper: Seriously? This again? You're still after my sister after all the trouble we've been through? Why can't you just get over her, already?

Gideon: Your sister, has a personality I've never seen before. She's like a marshmellow.

Dipper: Ok...

Gideon: Behold... This! (Hold up a perfume bottle)

Dipper: Huh? A perfume bottle? Hehe, oh man. This has to be your absolute worst plot yet. Hahahaha!

Gideon: DON'T LAUGH! On contact with skin, this potion will turn you into the most hideous creature that you can ever imagine! Mabel wolud dare come close to you! Bringing her right into my arms!

Dipper: (Rolls eyes) How do you know she'll come to you? You're the last person she wants to see. Man, she broke up with you. She doesn't even like you, and she'll never go on another date with you.

Gideon: LIES! Your sister will be mine!

(Gideon throws the perfume bottle at Dipper and it hits his shoulder and shatters. The glass gives him a couple of scratches on his shoulder and arm. Liquid gets all over Dipper's skin, clothes, and face)

Dipper: Ow! Idiot! What were you thinking?!

Gideon: Get ready Dipper, for the worst makeover anyone gould ever get!

Dipper: (Arm starts to tingle) *In head* What if he wasn't joking? What if this is a real potion that is capable of tuning me into a male version of Medusa? Whould Mabel help me?

(A couple of seconds pass, then about 2 minutes, and nothing has happened to Dipper)

Gideon: What? Why isn't it working?

(Gideon turns his back at pulls out book 2 so Dipper doesn't see)

Dipper: (Smells arm) Smells good, I guess.

Gideon: Darn! I made the wrong one!

Dipper: Which one did you make?

Gideon: Um... (Back still turned, flips through pages) (Mumbles) mystic amulet, blood rain...

(Gideon stops at a page, reads it, and starts giggling)

Dipper: (Nervoulsy) Wh-what? What is it?

(Gideon closes his book and is still giggling)

Dipper: What's so funny? Go on, spill it.

(Gideon's giggling turns into laughter and he skips away)

Dipper: Wait! What did you do to me?! Tell me! (Sigh) Whatever he did to me can't be good. What if it already took  effect on me.

(Dipper sees a puddle, approches it afraid of what he might see. He looks in it)

Dipper: Brown hair? Check. Blue and white pine tree hat? Check. Skinny arms? Check. Good. I still look the sam. But... Somethings different. I feel different. Whatever. I guess I'm just getting tired because it's getting late.- Mabel! he's probrably wondering where I am. I better head back to the shack.

(At the shack, around 9:00 in their bedroom Mabel is folding closes and putting them in a bag)

Mabel: Dipper! Where've you been? Hey, guess what. I'm going to a sleepover at Cady's house. Her mom makes really good short-ribs!

Dipper: Good for you! I was at the park with Gideon all night. He still hates me, and I don't know why! Actually I do know. It's because I messed up your relationship thingy, but I had to and he won't accept that you broke up with him for some weird reason, but he's just streange that way. And he did this to me, as you can see by the blood on my arm, there's blood because he threw some awesome-smelling perfume bottle at me-what a perfectly waste of good perfume! And it really hurt when he threw that bottle at me, like a 1,000 knives stabbing me. Well, technically it was because of the glass, then I felt really weird smelling the weird perfume Gideon created that he said was suppost to do weird stuff to me, but smell it, it smells really good, you'll like it!

(Mabel gives Dipper a funny look, like the one that looks confused and horrified at the same time)

Mabel: Uh, Dipper? Are you ok? You're talking funny, and it's kind of freaking me out.

Dipper: What do you mean? I'm talking pretty normal. So I'm not sure what you mean by "talking funny", cause I'mpretty sure this is the norm for me when it comes to talking unless you want me to change it- Why are you looking at me like that?

(Mabel's eye twitches and gives Dipper a nervous laugh. Then mutters something to herself)

Mabel: (Grabs her bag) G'night Dipper! (And goes out to Candy's)

Dipper: What was that all about? Why'd she freak out? Meh, whatever. I need to wash the blood off my arm.

(Dipper changes into his pj's and gets a wet towel and wipes his arm)

Dipper: Ow! Oww... jeez-it's painful! (Picks out some glass from his arm) Ow! How many stupid pieces did I get stabbed with? (He finally gets all the fragments out and is able to wipe his arm now) Ow! Still sting though.

(Dipper crawls into bed, and is staring at his ceiling)

Dipper: I wonder what that great smelling potion was supposed to do? It's pink, smells like Mabel's fragrances, and it doesn't change you into a monster. Whatever it does, Mabel finds it funny. It's not a love potion. It's not a sleeping potion. What does this sent remind me of? A well. (Yawn) Well, better get some sleep.

(Dipper goes to sleep and the night continues normally...)