User blog:CaptainJones123/Gravity Falls Fan Episode 29

Hello. This one is called "The Dream World".

Transcript
(At the Shack, Dipper has tied Floyd to a dream machine to see why he keeps on dreaming about him being "Deadshot")

Dipper: Okay. Floyd, when I pull this switch you'll asleep and me and you will enter your dream world to see why you keep dreaming about Deadshot.

(Dipper pulls the switch and both Dipper and Floyd fall asleep and enter Floyd's dream world)

Dipper: Wow. This place is colorful.

Floyd: Well, I'm a colorful man.

(Dipper and Floyd laugh)

Dipper: It's time to get serious and find Deadshot!

(Suddenly, a big blast of fire passes them)

Floyd: I have a feeling he is near.

(They see Deadshot walking towards them with a flamethrower)

Deadshot: Hands in there were I can see them!

(Dipper and Floyd put there hands up as Deadshot gets ready to shoot)

Deadshot: Wait a minute! Floyd? My real self?

Floyd: Yes!

(Deadshot puts down the flamethrower)

Deadshot: And what are you and the kid doing in your dream world.

Dipper: I sent both of us in here to find out why Floyd keep having dreams of him as, well, you.

Deadshot: Most interesting! I may be help, because I'm the one you're trying to find out why Floyd keeps dreaming himself as.

Dipper (putting down his hands): More the merrier, Deadshot.

(Walking to the Castle of Eternal Shadows)

Floyd: Dipper, you need to prepare you self. The king of that castle is Lord Backstabber.

(Dipper stares at him)

Dipper: Couldn't have picked a better name?

Floyd: You try controlling your dreams.

(Dipper smiles and laughs to himself and they enter the Castle of Eternal Shadows)

Lord Backstabber: Why have you come, Deadshot. You remember the last time we fought.

Deadshot: This time, I bought back-up.

(Dipper and Floyd come in)

Lord Backstabber: You brought who you really are behind the metal and a 9-year old?

Dipper: Hey! I'm 12!

Floyd: I told you!

(Lord Backstabber throws an axe at them and it hits the door)

Floyd: Next time you see something, duck!

(Lord Backstabber shoots a magic spell at them and it causes the axe to disappear)

Floyd: RUN!

(They run as Lord Backstabber continues to shoot magic spells at them and they enter a room and lock the door)

Deadshot: I'll melt the doorknob.

(Deadshot shoots a red lazer from his robotic arm and melts the doorknob so Lord Backstabber trys to break in)

Lord Backstabber: Open up or die!

Floyd: You'll never get in because of the melted doorknob.

(Lord Backstabber makes the door disappear)

Floyd: Oh! Shoot!

(Lord Backstabber shoots a spell and it hits Floyd and he disappears)

Floyd: Good luck trying to find me know, Backstabber!

(Lord Backstabber fires a magic spell at Floyd and turns him back to were everyone can see him)

Floyd: Jerk!

Dipper: How can we defeat Lord Backstabber?

Lord Backstabber (spinning his staff around): No possible way! Just try me!

(Dipper jumps at him and Backstabber shoots him with a staff and everything goods black to him)

Floyd: Oh, boy...

(Waddles walks in)

Waddles: Hey, guys!

Floyd: Waddles? What are you doing here?

Waddles: I saw the Dream Machine and saw a very good chance to have an adventure!

Floyd: Get out of here!

Waddles: I can help! I can... wait, what happened to Dipper?

Floyd and Deadshot: Magic spell from Lord Backstabber!

(Waddles looks at Backstabber)

Lord Backstabber: Sup.

Waddles: Nothing much! Just wondering why Floyd and Dipper tied themselves to the Dream Machine in the first place!

Floyd: I'll explain it after, Mission: Deadshot.

Waddles: Okay!

(Later)

Dipper: So, Backstabber, why did you decide to help us find out why Floyd keeps dreaming as himself as Deadshot.

Backstabber: Nobody can be that bad!

Dipper: Point taken!

(They reach the Forest of the Dragons)

Dipper: Floyd, a little history about this place?

Floyd: In this place, evil dragons guard the forest and what is in the middle of the forest.

Dipper: Oh. Well, I fought an Ender Dragon once.

Floyd: Ender "Dragon". As long as it has the word Dragon in it.

(They enter the Forest of the Dragons and a dragon flys at them)

Dipper: Duck!

(They duck as the dragon's fire burns trees)

Dipper: That was a close one!

(The dragon charges at them and it stops and lands)

Dragon: Get down!

(They get down again as more trees get burned)

Floyd: Oh. Johan. It's you! Wait, why did you attack us?

Johan: It was a warning!

Floyd: How easy I forget!

(More fire burns trees)

Johan: Run! The dragons are on fire! Literally!

(They run as more fire blows at them and keeps on destroying more trees)

Johan: Dragons, stop this right now!

(A big blast of fire hits Johan and causes him to fall in pain)

Floyd: Johan!

Johan: Run! I'll live! I'm just a frigment of your imagantion!

Floyd: True!

(They keep on running and reach this portal in the middle of the forest)

Dipper: And what is this?

Floyd: The Portal of All Knowledge. Go into it and you will get transported to a place with everything everyone wants to know. And then we can find out the deal about the "Deadshot" deal.

(They jump into the portal just as a dragon blows it up)

Floyd: Search to find a book about Deadshot.

(Waddles pulls out a book about Deadshot)

Waddles: Found it!

(They open it and it lands right to the page)

Floyd: Afraid of "what might have been" if he decided to be a villain, his mind went mad and made him dream about being a villain: "Deadshot"!

Dipper: That explains a lot!

Floyd: I never was afraid of becoming a villain, only because I never even once thought of it.

(Deadshot raises his guns)

Deadshot: I made the whole thing up.

Floyd: Wait a minute. You're real?

Deadshot: Everything is real, Floyd.

(Floyd goes to attack Deadshot but is shot dead)

Dipper: Floyd!

Deadshot: Don't worry. I'll put out your misery.

(Deadshot gets ready to shot Dipper)

Waddles: Deadshot, shot me instead.

Deadshot: No.

Waddles: Then... tohsdaeD, tohs em daetsni.

Deadshot: Since you put it that way...

(Deadshot gets ready to shot Waddles and kills him)

Dipper: Why is life so cruel?

(Deadshot shoots Dipper dead)

Backstabber: Would you stop doing that?

(Deadshot shoots Backstabber dead)

Mr. Perville: Deadshot! I did not hire you for nothing!

(Deadshot shots Mr. Perville)

Deadshot: Jerks!

(Floyd wakes up)

Floyd: Oh. Not another dream about Deadshot. This is driving me crazy!

(Floyd looks at his clock)

Floyd: Oh, dear. I'm late for work!

(Floyd runs into the Gravity Falls Mall)

Floyd: Dipper. Why are you here each day?

Dipper: Because Stan keeps running out of stuff each day.

Floyd: Okay. Point taken.

(Dipper continues to shop and Mabel comes in)

Mabel: Check the roof, Dipper.

(They walk out to see a big satellite on the roof firing a signal into space)

Floyd: I can't believe someone did this! Let's hope this doesn't start an alien invasion!

(The scene shows up in Space, human-like animals are shown staring at the signal)

Commander Star: Our masssster hassss called ussss into action!

Jammy: We can ssssee the ssssignal, Commander!

Commander Star: What do you think I am? Blind?!

Jammy (whispering to himself): Yessss.

(The Mosquito Army starts to head towards Earth to start Operation: Human Capturement)