User blog:Clawedfrog/Manotaur No More?

In the new episode of Gravity Falls, "Dipper vs. Manliness" there is a race of creatures that live in the Mancave called Manotaurs. They are half bull and half testosterone pumped man. Their culture mainly consists of being as absolutely manly as possible, and proving it by doing either impulsive or assigned tasks.

I think that the one flaw with their species is the painfully obvious lack of females. I mean, if they're all males then how do they reproduce??? But nature has seemed to completely ignore this fact, so the manotaurs live on. It is possible though, that the manotaurs live incredibly long lifespans. If this is true, then there is only one generation of manotaurs which will eventually die out.

Then I think: "Where did the first Manotaurs come from? They must have been born at some point!" Maybe their species used to have females. Maidotaurs or Mistressotaurs...

Whatever. Like most things in life, I guess it's better when you don't question it.