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Mabel: Soos, out of a score of 5, you got.........a twelve?!??!

Soos: My mother was right, I am the world's most perfect man.

Mabel's guide to dating.

Stan: I-I don't understand! What did I do that warrants this much arresting?!

Not what he seems.

It's okay grunkle Stan, you did all you could.

Yeah, you punched a dinosaur! in the face!

The land before Swine