User blog:DamiedeterJR/The Gravity Falls Movie (Spongebob Movie parody) Part 1

Narrator: Ah, Gravity Falls. So mysterious, so beautiful, so, uh... mysterious? (The camera pans over to the Mystery Shack) Our story begins in One of the most popular tourists traps in Gravity Falls, the Mystery Shack, where...

Cop: Back off! Hold it!

Narrator: Wait, huh? What's happening?

Stan: Please settle down. (Referring to the Mystery Shack) We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss until my manager gets here.

Woman: (off-screen) Look, there he is.

(A black limo pulls up and Dipper gets out and starts walking to the Mystery Shack)

Dipper: Talk to me, Stan.

Stan: oh, well, I decided to start selling burgers at the Mystery Shack, u know, with cheese. When a customer took a bite, no cheese! (Cries but then Dipper slaps him)

Dipper: Get a hold of yourself Stanford, I'm going in. (Enters Mystery Shack) Take it easy friend, I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything is gonna be just fine. (He puts a briefcase on the table)

Man: I'm really scared here, man.

Dipper: You got a name?

Man: Dan.

Dipper: Got a family, Dan?

Dan: (whimpers and chokes up on his words)

Dipper: (puts gloves on) Come on Dan, stay with me. Let's here about that family.

Dan: I have a wife and two beautiful children.

Dipper: (puts on headphones) That's what it's all about. I want u to do me a favor Dan.

Dan: What?

Dipper: (pulls up a slice of cheese from the briefcase with tweezers) Say "cheese".

(Scene dramatically shows Dipper putting the cheese on the burger) (Dipper kicks the doors open and the crowd gasps)

Dipper: (is holding Dan who is holding the burger with the cheese on it now) Order up.

Crowd: (cheers and lifts up Dipper) 3 cheers for the manager! Hip hip, (HONK) Hip hip, (HONK) Hip hip (HONK)

(It's revealed that the previous scene was just a dream and Dipper wakes up)

Dipper: Hooray! Waddles, I had that dream again! And it's finally gonna come true, because today-sorry about this calendar-because today is the grand opening ceremony for the Mystery Shack 2! Where Grunkle Stan will announce the new manager.

Waddles: (oinks)

Dipper: Who's it gonna be, Waddles? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive Employee of the Month awards. (Wall reveals to have a lot of EOTM awards on it)

EOTM awards: Dipper Pines!

Dipper: I'm ready. Promotion. (Montage shows Dipper getting ready and afterwards he runs outside) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.

(Camera goes into Robbie's house and into his bathroom where he's taking a bath)

Robbie: (hums to himself)

Dipper: (randomly appears in there as well and starts humming in unison)

Robbie: Huh? Dipper! What are u doing in here?!

Dipper: I have to tell u something Robbie.

Robbie: Whatever it is, can't u wait till we get to work?

Dipper: There's no shower at work.

Robbie: What do u want?

Dipper: I just want to say that I'll be thanking u in my managerial acceptance speech today.

Robbie: GET OUT! (Kicks Dipper out of his house)

Dipper: Ok, see ya at the ceremony.

Soos: (exits his house without his shirt on) That sounds like the new manager for the Mystery Shack 2! (Realizes his shirt is not on) Whoops, hold on. (Goes back in his house and comes back immediately with his shirt on) Congratulations, buddy.

Dipper: Oh thanks, Soos. And tonight after my big promotion, we're gonna party we're purple.

Soos: Yay, I love being purple!

Dipper: We're going to the place where all the action is.

Soos: You don't mean...

Dipper: Oh, I mean.

Both: Goofy Goober's ice cream party boat! (They sing the Goofy Goober song)

Dipper: (looks at his watch) I better get going! I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.

Soos: Good luck, Dipper. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for ya!

Shandra Jimenez: Hello, Gravity Falls. Shandra Jimenez here, coming to you live from in front of the Mystery Shack, one of the only tourists traps still opened in Gravity Falls, until today that is. That's right, folks, longtime owner, Stanford Pines, (Stan walks up to her grinning) is opening a new tourist trap called the "Mystery Shack 2". First of all, congratulations, Mr. Pines.

Stan: Hello, I like money.

Shandra: what inspired you to build a second Mystery Shack right next door to the original?

Stan: Money.

(The crowd laughs)

Gideon: Curses! It's not fair! Stanford is getting interviewed by Shandra Jimenez and ever since my prison time was done, I've never even had 1 customer! (The word "customer" echoes throughout the Tent of Telepathy) (groans)

Bud: Don't get worked up again, Gideon, I just mopped the floors.

Gideon: Oh father, if only I could of managed to steal the secret to Stan's success, the deed to the shack. Then people would be at the Tent of Telepathy again! Lord knows I've tried. (Goes over to a filing cabinet) I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet... From A to Y.

Bud: A to Y?

Gideon: Yeah, A to Y. You know the alphabet.

Bud: What about Z?

Gideon: Z?

Bud: Z, the letter after Y.

Gideon: (looks in filing cabinet and finds the file with the letter Z on it) Here it is! Just like u said! (Looks through) It looks pretty evil, it's diabolical, this Plan Z can't possibly fail! So enjoy today, Stanford, cause by tomorrow, I'll have the deed, then everyone will be at the Tent of Telepathy again, and I will rule the world! All hail Gideon, all hai-(gets shoved by Dipper)

Dipper: I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.

Gideon: Hey, fool! Watch where your walking!

Dipper: Whoops, sorry Gideon. Are you heading over to the grand opening ceremony?

Gideon: No, I'm not heading over to the grand opening ceremony, I'm busy planning to rule the world! (Laughs)

Dipper: ...Well good luck with that. (Runs off)

Gideon: Stupid kid.

(Scene goes to the grand-opening ceremony)

Stan: Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of the Mystery Shack 2!

Lazy Susan: We paid $9 dollars for this?

Wendy: I paid 10!

Stan: Now before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce our new manager.

Dipper: Yay! Yeah! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah!

Stan: Yes, uh, anyway... the new manager is a hard-working employee.

Dipper: (thinking) Yes.

Stan: The obvious choice for the job.

Dipper: (thinking) He's right.

Stan: A name u all know, his last name starts with a V (Dipper thinks he said P)

Dipper: (thinking) That's me.

Stan: Please welcome our new manager... Robbie V. (Banner behind Stan shows up with Robbie's face on it)

Dipper: (screaming happily) YES! YEAH! (Shakes Robbie's hand) Oh, better luck next time buddy. Yeah! Whoo! All right! (Grabs the microphone) People of Gravity Falls, as the manager of...

Stan: Uh, Dipper?

Dipper: Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Stan. Go Head, Stan. (Stan whispers to him and Dipper mutters what he pretty much says over the mic)

Stan: Oh, for crying out loud, Dipper, u didn't get the job.

Dipper: What?

Stan: You... did not... get... the job.

Dipper: But... but why?

Stan: Dipper, you're a great helper around the Shack, but I have the job to Robbie because being manager is a big responsibility. And, let's face it, he's more mature than you.

Dipper: I'm not mature? But Grunkle Stan, I helped solved who cut off the head of Wax Stan, I fought a dream demon in your mind, I saved the town from Gideon, for crying out loud!

Stan: look, lad, the point is, you're just a kid.

Dipper: just because I'm a kid doesn't mean I can't do manly stuff and if that's the way u want to treat me, then I quit. (Storms off)

Stan: Wait, Dipper! (Dipper doesn't hear him) (sighs)

Soos: (appears flying with a banner and is naked) Hooray for Dipper! (Laughs) (crashes into the stage) Let's hear it for Dipper! ...Hello? Where did everyone go? Did I miss something? Did u see my butt?

TO BE CONTINUED TO THE NEXT PART (which will probably be released tomorrow or Monday)