User blog:EpikFalls/Stan's Christmas Carol - A spoof of A Christmas Carol

Plot
In 2012, Stan Pines, a bitter and miserly old moneylender at a London counting house holds everything that embodies the joys and spirit of Christmas in contempt. He refuses to visit his cheerful nephew, Dipper, at his Christmas dinner party with his family, and forces his underpaid employee Gideon to beg to take the day off for his own family. That night, Stan is visited by the ghost of his former business partner Bud Gleeful who had died seven years prior on Christmas Eve and is now forced to spend his afterlife carrying heavy chains that were forged from his own greedy ways. Bud warns Stan that he will suffer an even worse fate if he does not repent and foretells that he will be haunted by three spirits that will help guide him.

The first spirit is the Ghost of Christmas Past, which shows Stan visions of his own past that take place on or around the Christmas season, reminding Stan of how he ended up the avaricious man he is now. Stan had spent much of his childhood neglected by his father over the holidays at boarding school until he was finally brought home by his loving sister Fan, who died prematurely after giving birth to his nephew, Dipper. Stan later began a successful career in business and money lending, and became engaged to a woman named Belle, though she later called off the engagement when he began to grow obsessed with accumulating his own wealth. Unable to bear having to witness these events again, Stan extinguishes the spirit with its candle snuffer cap and is almost flown into space and falls back into his room.

The second spirit is the Ghost of Christmas Present, which shows Stan the happiness of his fellow men on Christmas Day. Among them are his nephew, Dipper, who playfully makes jokes with his family at Stan's expense, and Gideon and his family, who are just barely able to make do with what little pay Stan gives Gideon. Scrooge is touched by the Gleeful's sickly young son Tiny Tim and his commitment to the spirit of Christmas, and is dismayed to learn from the spirit that Tim may not have much longer to live. Before dying, the spirit warns Stan about the evils of "Ignorance" and "Want," which manifest themselves before Scrooge as two wretched children who grow into violent, insane individuals.

The third and final spirit is the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, which toys with Stan by chasing him through the streets of London on a carriage before showing him the final consequences of his greed. Stan sees in this future that he has died: Dipper and his wife are elated to inherit Stan's wealth, Stan's charwoman Mrs. Dilber is shown to have robbed him and gave his bed curtains, blankets and nightclothes to a fence named Old Joe, and the men who attended his funeral had only gone for a free lunch. Tiny Tim is also shown to have died leaving Gideon and his family to mourn him on Christmas. Horrified, Stan asks the spirit whether the images he has seen are sure to happen or can be changed. To little response, the spirit reveals Stan's own grave, showing his own date of death as December 25 of a forthcoming year, and forces Stan to fall into his empty coffin sitting in an deep grave, just above the fires of Hell.

Stan suddenly awakens on Christmas Day to find that all three spirits have visited him in a dream over the course of one night. He then asks a kid on the street what day it is and learns that it is Christmas. Stan gives the kid some money to give to the butcher and have a turkey delivered to the Gleefuls. Stan also attends his nephew's dinner coming in during charades. When Gideon comes to work, Stan grants him the day off after he has him deliver the money to the bank. As he steps out, a narrator tells the viewers that Stan has become a kinder person and a second father to Tiny Tim. As it shows Stan carrying Tiny Tim on his shoulders down the streets, Tiny quotes "God bless us, everyone."

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I copied the entire thing from Wikipedia and edited it. I was originally going to make Dipper as Scrooge but he was too young for the role (second father, nephew, words towards an adult).