User blog:CaveJohnson/Could the author be someone other than McGucket?

Hello everyone CaveJohnson here

and it's time for another one of my far fetched and possibly ridiculous theories.

So I was talking with a friend of mine from fanfiction.net and she asked me if I could help her come up with someone else to be the Journal Author since she believed McGucket to be too cliche

(Not gonna say who as not to spoil her stuff)

I thought for a moment... is there anyone else? besides Stan? which doesn't make sense since he didn't have knowledge of the journals he didn't seem to know about the blacklight stuff either

I mean we know the author was an inventor had/has six fingers on at least one hand presumably went insane is male and his first name begins with F

I mean who else could he be?

Soos is out He didn't know of the laptop

Bill is out Stan is out Any four fingered character's are pretty much out

Gideon's out

The Author also has to be at least in his 40s probably 50s/60s

And had to have lost a finger or keep one well hidden...

Then BAM it hit me

OR maybe he lost an entire hand

seems kind of trivial but it could've happened

Wait... we know someone who lost a hand don't we?

Yes that's right I am suggesting none other than...

Mr. Poolcheck!

Sounds crazy? yeah it does... but it seems to me out of all the character's introduced he's the only remaining possibility (Except for maybe the goat?)

Think about it though

We don't know his first name

We don't know what he does in his spare time

he seems emotionally (possibly mentally) unstable

He could've even had a six fingered hand

What do you guys think? am I crazy? either way I think the hints about McGucket are too large to be true

Maybe Dipper will make up some scenario where McGucket is the author thus the leaked image

Or maybe he is the author and i'm just grasping at straw's

Anyway tell me what you guys think! If I missed a potential author make surs you tell me.