User blog comment:ThePK/End of the What Now: An Analysis on the True Meaning of Pineapples/@comment-1398153-20150218160809

I have a theory. Bill returns and breaks Gideon out of prison and they merge to become the Ultimate Pineapple Monster. McGucket's memory fully returns and he tells Dipper who the author is... a Pineapple. Waddles gains shapeshifting powers and becomes Ducktective but gets hit in the head with a random rock, so he turns back into Waddles but still has Ducktective's deductive skills.

Meanwhile the Ultimate Pineapple Monster wreaks havoc on the town and it looks like all hope is lost until... Blendin Blandin returns from the future. He and Quentin Trembley team up and convert what's left of the animatronics from Hoo-Ha's into Smile Dip Cannon Things. As it turns out the weakness of the Ultimate Pineapple Monster is, in fact, Smile Dip. However the animatronics are destroyed by Bill's pineapple gun of death. McGucket shows up in the Gobblewonker bot and engulfs the Ultimate Pineapple Monster in Smile Dip because he converted the Gobblewonker too. The Ultimate Pineapple Monster explodes into many pineapples.

But what happens to the villains you ask? Gideon sprouts wings and flies off into the clouds where Pineapple Town is and becomes the mayor. Bill gets converted into his true form, a Dorito, and gets eaten by Dipper.

BUT, after all this happens, Stan's universe portal is revealed, and everyone finds out what the purpose of it is... A CONFETTI MACHINE! Stan shoots confetti all over the town to celebrate the defeat of Bill and Gideon.

The End.