User blog:EpikFalls/GravityFiction - Magic Is Not My Thing

[Dipper is getting off the bus from the grocery store and walking to the shack. He knocks on the door and Mabel peeks out, quickly runs out and closes the door]

[Dipper] What the? Mabel, what's wrong?

[Mabel] You don't want to go in there.

[Dipper] What, is there a dragon in there? [sarcastically]

[Mabel] Very funny. [sarcastically]

[Dipper] Let me in, Mabel.

[Mabel] No.

[Dipper pushes Mabel out of the way and goes inside. Dipper is seen with a shocked look]

[Theme Song]

[Dipper] What the heck is this?

[It is revealed Twilight Sparkle is pacing around in their living room]

[Twilight] Oh good, Dipper, you're here! I've been looking for you so I can have someone help me save Ponyville from a giant monster!

[Dipper] Who are you? And what are you, some kind of horse?

[Twilight] A pony. [flaps wings] An alicorn, if you want the type of pony.

[Dipper] What's this tattoo doing on your flank?

[Twilight] It's called a cutie mark. It shows your talent and destiny. My name is Twilight Sparkle.

[Dipper] So, where is this "Ponyville"?

[Twilight] I can take you there! [leading the twins outside] Get on, and hold on tight.

[Dipper and Mabel hop on]

[Dipper] Wait what? Hold on tight? Wh-[Twilight flies very quickly, Dipper screams]

[Twilight uses her horn to teleport, and when she does, she leaves a purple-colored sonic boom behind her]

[Twilight ends up in Ponyville. The twins fall off her back, and seconds after turn into ponies]

[Dipper] So this is Ponyville, eh?

[Twilight] Yep.

[Mabel] I have wings! Yes!!

[Dipper] And I have a horn!

[Twilight] Wait a minute, I thought you two were twins?

[Dipper] We are.

[Twilight] Then why are you [pointing to Dipper] a unicorn and you [pointing to Mabel] a pegasus?

[Dipper] Don't worry. It'll be okay. What are the types of ponies? We got Alicorn, Unicorn, Pegasus, and?

[Twilight] Earth pony. They don't have wings or a horn. Want me to introduce you to my friends?

[Mabel] Sure! [hopping up and down as Twilight leads her]

[Twilight] She might wanna meet Pinkie Pie first.

[Twilight leads them to Applejack]

[Twilight] This is Applejack, Big McIntosh, and Apple Bloom. They're from the apple family. This, my friends, is Sweet Apple Acres, their home. AJ, McIntosh, Bloom, meet Dipper and Mabel.

[Next...]

[Twilight] This is Rarity and Sweetie Belle. Rarity is someone who is into fashion.

[Then...]

[Twilight] Here's Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo! Rainbow Dash can clear the sky in 10 seconds flat, and Scootaloo is a huge fan of her!

[Of Course...]

[Twilight] Don't forget Pinkie Pie! Just like you, Mabel. All fun, works at Sugarcube Corner, and here's Mr. and Mrs. Cake!

[Who Am I Forgetting?]

[Twilight] This, my friends, is Fluttershy. She takes care of animals and is very shy.

[I can't put my finger on the last one...]

[Twilight] And this is my dragon, Spike. I hatched him from an egg during my entrance exam.

[Twins] Entrance Exam?

[Screen just quickly skips over Twilight's story]

[Twilight] I wonder if I can get Celestia for you to meet. Princess Celestia, my teacher and the one who brings the sun and moon to our land.

[Dipper] The sun and moon control themselves in our land.

[Twilight] Well, this is not your land, is it? Ponyville is a magical place. I know there's someone else I should introduce you to, but who is it...oh, of course!

[Twilight, TELL ME WHO! WHO THE FREAK IS IT NEXT?]

[Twilight] This, twins, is Zecora. A wise zebra. Before we discovered and told everyone the truth, people thought from legends that she was all evil.

[Dipper] I thought only ponies had cutie marks.

[Zecora] Then you were wrong.

To be continued...