User blog:Mr B Natural/Irrational Treasure

Synopsis: When this was reported scoop Marvell founder village to find evidence that a joke, they exposed the folly of Marvel history, concealment sets out to prove that this is not a bad thing.

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 * The episode begins with the twins eating nachos inside Stan's car. Stan is honking while Mabel attaches nachos from her chip bag to her ears.
 * Haha! Nacho earrings. I'm hilarious!
 * There is no dispute that. What, come on kids all the traffic? Why all ... stalls? Ah!
 * Stan pushes his foot on the gas pedal.
 * No! No! Today! Today!
 * (A few woman gasp in the presence of him nearly running them over. He backs up, and begins to drive the car backwards.)
 * Grunkle Stan, what happened?
 * We gotta get out of here. Before it's too late!
 * Stan's car is forced to a stop when a group of covered wagons circle around it.
 * They wanted a wagon! We're trapped! Nooooooooo!
 * Mabel looks outside her window and sees a cow.
 * Just have a good feeling about today.
 * Cut to the theme song.
 * Man. Look at the village.
 * He holds a post card up for a second. When he lowers it, the town is a sepia shade, but it is just due to a pane of dirty glass.
 * Dirty glass. We've got a dirty glass! Dirty glass.
 * Oh, boy. It is a pioneer in the day. The yahoos stupid dress Gravity Falls every year to celebrate the establishment day.
 * Welcome to 1863!
 * I will break you, little man!
 * Toby runs away and crashes into a barrel.
 * WOW! Look! Take a candle!
 * Wow, gold panning!
 * (Talking to a man and a woodpecker.) I now pronounce you man and wife for you two.