User blog:MermaidatHeart/Gravity Falls Episode 4- Made up

This episode is inspired by two episodes from Disney, one from "Jessie," and one from "Austin & Ally." I know the majority of you reading this proabably don't watch either, but it would've been AWESOME if this was a real episode and they aired it tonight. Since I want this ep to look real, Courtney and Jessica will not be in this episode. I call it:

"Quality Family Time"

(Opens to the living room of the Shack. Dipper's reading 3, Mabel's lying upside down on the couch, and Wendy's on her phone.)

Wendy: Oh, ho HO, Tambry, no way! So you're actually DATING him? I know, it's been a week since I broke up with Robbie, but who cares? If the gods forbid, you two stay together for long...

Dipper: (Turns the page) Woah, what is THIS?

Mabel: (Gasp) It looks like a unicorn! It IS a unicorn! And that means... THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE! UNICORNS ACTUALLY DO EXIST! I KNEW IT!!! (Sings) I knew it, I knew it, I knew it... (Starts to dance)

Dipper: One, that's annoying.

Mabel: I know it is. That's my job. To annoy my younger brother.

Dipper: And two, that's not what I was talking about. I was talking about this. (Reads from the book) "The forest of Gravity Falls is a deep, dark, spooky place. Many animals reside there, manotaurs, gnomes, unicorns..." Wait, UNCORNS?

Mabel: YES! Now all this needs town is rainbows, princesses, and PONIES that FART sparkles!! And Katy Perry. I LOVE Katy Perry. (Sings) "This is the part of me... that... I don't know the words but I don't care-EY."

Dipper: (Breathes in and out) Can I finish reading this? "...But one the most TERRIFYING creatures in the Gravity Falls is the Boggart, a creature that posseses the nearest living body it finds, and uses it to cause destruction on the humans accompanying it. Be warned, do NOT camp out in the forest on a full moon." (Gasps) Ohhhhhh, gods. It's a full moon tonight. We're doomed.

Wendy: No we're not. That's the most harmless monster out there, if it only attacks during the full moon in the forest. Sure, it's a full moon tonight, but we're not going anywhere NEAR the forest.

Stan: (Enters) Guess what, kids? We're going camping in the forest tonight!

(Dipper, Mabel, and Wendy groan.)

(Cuts to theme song)

(More on the way...)