User blog:Blue Jay of Lightning/My Gravity Falls Movie, Part 2

'''You probably should see part one first... Also, remember the number 233. You'll need it for later.'''

Part One!

Mabel whispers to Dipper

Mabel: LESS?

Dipper: Actually, it was pretty interest-

Mabel slaps Dipper in the face

Mr. Pines: Well, what is today again?

Dipper: The 31st of July.

Mabel: (breaking fourth wall) Wait a minute, we've had more episodes then there are days in the summer, is that even possible?

Dipper: Mabel, what do you mean "episodes?"

Mabel: Well, I sort of bring a video camera everywhere we go, and I post, like, everything online... It somehow gets to the people who make TV shows.

Mr. Pines: HEY! So... I'm on TV?

Dipper: Why were we here again?

Mabel: Wasn't it to see if my cat liked Waddles?

Mrs. Pines walks to the front door.

Mrs. Pines: Did you say something about a rat?

Mabel: No, I said cat.

Mrs. Pines: A BAT?!

Mabel: Mom, adjust your hearing aid.

Mrs. Pines: A BAT THAT HAS LAID? Laid what? EGGS?!

Mr. Pines adjusts Mrs. Pines' hearing aid.

Mabel: I want to see if Mr. Whiskers likes my pet pig.

Mrs. Pines: Oh, okay then. Go ahead. But your cat isn't dead yet.

Dipper: Face palm Also, dad, where does mom's best friend's grandfather's eighteen-year-old neighbor live?

Mr. Pines: She lives in Gravity Falls, Oregon, in room 123 at the Supreme Fish Karate Awesome Swimming Hotel of Awesomeness and Awesome Activities That Are Awesome. She moved there last summer.

Everyone stares at Mr. Pines.

Mr. Pines: What? We're buddies on S.P.O.W.O.P.Y.D.K.

Dipper: ...what does that stand for?

Mr. Pines: Sharing Privacy Online With Other People You Don't Know, of course.

Part 3 coming soon!