User blog:CaptainJones123/Gravity Falls Fan Episode 49

Hello. This one is called "The True Gentleman".

Transcript
(In the Cave, Gentleman Ghost still has Dipper trapped)

John Craddock: Merry December 11, Dipper! We'll all trapped under this cave, and were possibly going to die! And your friends are still slaves!

The Team: Gentleman Ghost lives! Gentleman Ghost lives!

John Craddock: Dipper, got any ideas?

Dipper: John Craddock, I've got an idea!

(Dipper throws Gentleman Ghost a knob)

John Craddock: A knob? Really?

Dipper (pointing at a hole in a cave): Put it in there! And turn it! And grab the thing that comes out and shoot the team members!

John Craddock: Okay! You're the leader!

Dipper: I sure am!

(Gentleman Ghost pops the knob in and turns it and a laser gun and he grabs it and shoots the member and they fall out of his control)

Dipper (getting up): See? I told you!

(Dipper grabs Gentleman Ghost's cane and pushes the button and the cave starts shaking)

Dipper: Let's get out of here!

Theme Song
John Craddock: Why did you do that?

Dipper: You'll see!

(They all walk up rocks that led to an entrance and Gentleman Ghost looks back as rocks fall and smashes the rocks behind them and they start running faster and jump out of the hole just as the ground falls)

Dipper: See?

John Craddock (grabbing the cane): How did that do anything that would help us?

Dipper: I never said it would work, you old ghost!

John Craddock: Ghost? I'm 22 years old!

Dipper: I thought you died of old age.

John Craddock: No! I was mugged and hanged!

Dipper: But Stan said you died on a bed but you just said you were hanged and when that happens you just suddenly die!

John Craddock: I'm stronger than I look, young man!

Stan (laughing evily and spinning his cane): Not that strong!

John Craddock: Let me clear this all up for you! A long time ago I was the King of England. A beloved king to all! I decided to take a break and visited Gravity Falls and found a forest... without any trees! I sent my best army men and gardeners to the forest and had them make trees... and a Shack for me to live in... because I moved there! I was walking along the streets with my bodyguards and someone jumped at me! I fought my best to hold him off but he too strong and took me! The bodyguards couldn't find me because I was hidden in a secret hideout. He must been an person who once excuted people. He hung me and tried to free myself but... I wasn't able to turn it in time before he pulled the switch. The ropes finally broke and I was able to free myself...

Dipper: If you were able to free yourself from it... how did you die?

John Craddock: Let me finish my blinking story! So, I ran and found my bodyguards and we headed to the Shack! The guy came to the Shack and came in... the bodyguards fell to the evil might! I fought him off the best I could, but he was too powerful and struck me down! I was in so much pain and I pretended to die so he would leave! After that, Stan came to visit me and saw me on my death bed! We said our final goodbyes, I handed him the deed to the Shack, died, and he buried me in the backyard in honor, and he took over the Shack. And he started to ruin it with his mystery. I hate mystery and I'm a blinking ghost.

Dipper:: So sorry to hear that, Mr. Craddock!

John Craddock: Dipper, you're the only person that I trust in a time like this!

(Dipper smiles and grabs the cane of James Craddock and presses the button again and instead of the ground falling all the trees do and presses it again the trees go back up and they run to the shards of the Mystery Shack)

James: There's nothing here but sharp shards, John Craddock. Why did we come here?

John Craddock: I actually need one of Stan's mystery things!

(He uses his cane to knock away the shards and finds a crystal ball and picks it up and smiles and looks into it and it shows John Craddock burning the Shack)

Stan: John, John, John! Burning other people's things! You're going to be on the naughty list when you do that!

John Craddock: To Hell with it! I'm dead anyway!

Dipper: John Craddock, push the green button in your cane!

John Craddock (flipping the diamond on the top of the cane open): What? I only built a red button!

(John Craddock sees a green button and pushes it and suddenly snow starts blowing everywhere and John Craddock takes off his hat and wipes the snow off)

John Craddock: How is this going to help any?

Dipper: Just watch!

(Suddenly, the shards of the Mystery Shack start disappearing one by one, and starts building back the pieces that disappeared)

John Craddock: Magic snow? But how?

Dipper: You think your the only genius in Gravity Falls?

(John Craddock presses the green button again and the snow disappears and the Shack is back together again, and so is Gravity Falls and so is everyone and there parents are standing infont of the Shack)

Leslie: And who is this Gentleman Ghost?

John Craddock: How did you guess my superhero name?

Leslie: You just look like a Gentleman by the way you dress!

(John frowns)

Waddles: Ah, Ghost!

(Everyone stares at Waddles)

Waddles: What? There is a ghost standing infront of us all and a talking pig surprises you?

Mabel: Okay, I own a talking pig! I know this scares you but I love him! Don't do scienecy things to him!

Leslie: Oh, we wouldn't dream of it!

End Credit
(Gentleman Ghost looks into the sky and sees a dark cloud form and raises his staff and lightning strikes him and he falls to the ground, smoking)

Dipper: What were you doing? Trying to burn the Shack again?

John Craddock: Maybe!

(Dipper looks at him and shakes his head)

Stan: Please! Trying to burn down my only home is so overreated anyway!

John Craddock: People, I'm dead! I do crazy things some time!

(John Craddock passes out and drops his cane on the ground)

Dipper: Poor, poor undeadd ghost!

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