User blog comment:ThePK/The Great Gravity Falls Quote Tourney/@comment-25197549-20150317012838

"It's the final countdown! Like they always used to sing about!!" -Soos Ramirez.

"Get in there, raccoon wife!!" -Old Man McGucket, local coot.

"It's hands are in the air like it just doesn't care." -Soos Ramirez, on the subject of his awesome cuckoo clock reno.

EXTRAS

"You shut your time mouth!!!" -Blendin Blenjamin Blandin.

"Get this on film, in case I die or whatever." -Dipper Pines.

"I only love some of my stuffed animals and the guilt is KILLING me!" -Mabel Pines, confessing her sins.

I shall let you consider.