User blog comment:Nighthawkzred/What would you do if you were trapped in gravity falls?/@comment-5382349-20121016152437

I would...

Constantly pull practical jokes on Gideon...

Challenge Pacifica to a cartoon-creating contest (believe me, I'd beat her)...

Throw bricks with "messages" taped to them into Robbie's bedroom window...

And finally, follow Pacifica and recite a bunch of annoying jokes and boring facts (not boring to me), and if she responds with insults, I'll just use my extremely confusing "Opposite Day-insult-reversal" technique.