Melody

Melody is Soos' long-distance girlfriend from Portland, Oregon.

History
At some point, Melody goes on an unpleasant date with a magician.

Melody first appears as the titular "real girl" in "Soos and the Real Girl", as Soos is looking for a date to his cousin's engagement party. Melody sees Soos riding a toy train at the mall, and mentions that she thinks it's cool that Soos indulges his inner child without fear of ridicule. She and Soos hit it off. He, being a man child, and she, being an ingenue, have a lot of similar interests. She asks if he wants to go to Hoo-Ha Owl's Pizzamatronic Jamboree for a date later that night. However, their already awkward outing takes an odd turn when sentient animatronics come to life and attack them.

After their defeat, Soos apologizes for the disastrous night, for which Melody forgives him. He invites her to his cousin's engagement party, to which she agrees. However, she soon reveals that she lives out of town in Portland, but offers to maintain a long-distance relationship with her date via video chatting.

Melody later appears on a video chat with Soos in "The Love God" laughing at Soos' jokes.

Appearance
Melody is average height and has a heavy build. She has light tan skin, full pink lips, and wavy light brown hair, which is pulled back into a loose ponytail. When not in her work uniform for Meat Cute, her outfit consists of a lavender shirt with white polka-dots, white shorts, purple earrings, a lavender hair tie, and periwinkle sandals.

Quotes
"Dude, that’s awesome that you’re a grown man riding a little train like that! You’re totally, like, owning it."

- Melody

"Man, I could go for some complimentary breadsticks right now."

- Melody

"Soos, these are children."

- Melody

"Believe it or not, I’ve been on worse dates than this."

- Melody