User blog:HobbitsLover/HobbitsLover's Legacy

The original song and lyrics can be found at this address: http://looneytunesshow.wikia.com/wiki/Daffy%27s_Legacy

Bill Cipher: Eeh! You scared me to death. HobbitsLover: That's precisely what I wanted to talk to you about. Choking on that chocolate has really made me think about things, specifically the arrangements in the the event of my...passing. Bill Cipher: What?! HobbitsLover (singing):  Lay me to rest inside a Corvette With a trunk full of Jello for the afterlife. Pull the Corvette with a team of Clydesdales. Make sure my iPod is there by my side. Bill Cipher: What if its broken? HobbitsLover: Just make it work. HobbitsLover (singing): For my eulogy get Ke$ha to sing. And use lots of quotes from Lord of the Rings. In lieu of flowers, buy some raw meat. Then pay some hobbits to dance in the street. Bill Cipher: What?! HobbitsLover (singing): And the party will rage for 5000 days With bonfires and swearing and random gun play. And plaster the town with photos of me. This is my decree. It's my legacy. Cryogenically freeze my brain So the scientists can tinker. Think of the knowledge that they'd retain From one of the world's great thinkers. It's a trifecta can't you see. It's me, Da Vinci, and Samwise Gamgee. Bill Cipher: Are we still talking about your memorial? HobbitsLover: Yup. HobbitsLover (singing): All the kids must attend HobbitsLover High And train as horseriders And soldiers and spies. Though some should be rangers That do awesome stunts. They'd all wear green cloaks With my face on the front. The 50 yard line at the Super Bowl works great For my huge platinum statue with a big gold name plate. Or under the Sphinx or a pyramid But right at the top just open the lid. And the party will rage for 5000 days With bonfires and swearing and random gun play. And plaster the town with photos of me. This is my decree! It's my legacy. This is my decree! It's my legacy. HobbitsLover: So, what do you say? Bill Cipher: Why wait? (about to choke her) HobbitsLover: What are you doing? Not now. The future! Way off in the future.