User blog:CaptainJones123/Gravity Falls Fan Episode 34

Hello. This one is called "The Battle of Gravity Falls - Part 3".

Transcript
Dipper and Mabel: Last time on Gravity Falls!

Dipper: Stan! We didn't lose the war, we just lost the battle.

Mabel: How can you think of that?! Stan is dead, Sauron and the ors and are going to take over Gravity Falls!

(An Orc Tank rolls in and the Orc Captain pops out)

Barry: Hello, wee ones! My name is Barry! Who are you?

Dipper: I'm Dipper.

Mabel: I'm Mabel.

Floyd: I'm Floyd!

Barry: That be good to now for our battle with the orcs!

Dipper: So, how are you?

Barry: I'm Barry! I be the Orc Captain and Tank Driver! I be the only one not turned evil by Sauron's staff! We have to stop them, little masters!

Dipper: So be it! We must get out of here! And get more bombs!

Barry: So do you have a plan, little master?

Dipper: No! But I'm working on one!

(Suddenly, the Eye of Sauron appears in the sky)

Eye of Sauron: Peek a boo! I found you!

(The Eye laughs)

Barry: What do you want we us, you fiend!

(The Eye laughs again)

Eye of Sauron: Don't judge me, Barry! I can turn you evil and have you turn against your "little masters"!

(The Eye laughs)

Barry: I'd be preparing if I were you, little masters!

(The Soldiers prepare again and charge towards the Falls and see a Dam)

Gideon: That was never there!

(Stan wobbles in)

Dipper: Stan? You died!

Stan: Gideon brought be back to life!

(The soldiers start to attack the Dam but the Orc Commander jumps down)

Orc Commander: Sauron built the Dam to keep the wild rapids from flying his kingdom and you try to drown your own people! You should be ashamed of yourself!

(The Orc Commander laughs)

Barry: We be not trying to drown the people, we be trying to drown Sauron and his orcs!

Orc Commander: We've been warriors of goodness until the blast! We still have goodness in us, the evilness is just pushing it back!

Barry: Then let it defeat the darkness! We can save the Gravity Falls!

(The Orc Commander starts swinging crazily)

Orc Commander: NO!

(The Orc Commander falls to the ground)

Barry: That be strange! What be happening, little masters?

Dipper: This is far beyond my knowledge, Barry!

Barry: Oh, dear! I fear we be in big trouble!

(The orcs start jumping over the wall and the Orc Commander gets up, with Shis eyes glowing red)

Barry: Is that suppose to happen?!

Dipper: The eyes, no! The orcs, yes!

(Barry aims at the Dam and fires and washes the orcs away and also washes the soldiers away)

Barry: The water... it be shorting my systems! I can't fire the cannon!

Dipper: Oh. Look! It's Sauron's hideout!

(The water washes away and Barry gets ready to fire)

Orc Commander: Sauron, looks like you forgot one orc!

(Sauron aims the staff at Barry)

Sauron: Goodbye, Barry!

(He fires the staff but Barry fires and stops the fire)

Sauron: Ugh! Orc Commander, kill them!

(The Orc Commander jumps at the Cannon and looks in it and sees Barry waving to him and pressing the button causing the Orc Commander flys backwards and hits the fortress and explodes)

(The Orc Commander stands up and the ground under him breaks and he falls in and gets up)

Orc Commander: Ready the cannons and send them to Hell!

(The Orc Cannon jumps on the top of the roof and fires and Barry fires too and the bombs explode in the middle of the battlefield and the cannon jumps infront of Barry's and puts the bomb shooter infront of Barry's)

Orc Commander: What are you waiting for? Send them to Hell!

(The Orc Shooter jumps out of the cannon)

The Orc Shooter: No!

Orc Commander: Sauron, the evil is disappearing! You should consider replacing your orb!

(Sauron pulls out a new orb and puts it on his staff)

Orc Commander: I bet you hoping my evil didn't disappear. Well, too bad for you!

(The Orc Commander jumps at Sauron)

(The cannon starts moving with no driver) Barry: This be not good! (The cannon jumps on top the fortress and blows up and the Orc Commander gets up and waves his remote and Barry smiles) Barry: We have won, little masters! (Sauron gets up and groans) Sauron: I wouldn't be so smug! Barry: Never mind! (Suddenly, the Eye of Sauron appears in the sky) Eye of Sauron: So, Sauron, I see you haven't won the battle! Sauron: I'm doing my best! Eye of Sauron: You're not doing it fast enough! I have a very short fuse you've ever seen! (The Eye of Sauron hits Sauron with a blast of black lightning and Sauron falls to the ground, smoking) Eye of Sauron: Let's see how fast you defeat the Soldiers of the Falls with your new form I just gifted you! (The Eye of Sauron disappears)

Sauron: Try to defeat me now with my upcoming new form!

(Sauron groans and starts turning into a dark creature)

Sauron: I-I a-am t-the W-Witch-K-King o-of G-Gravity F-Falls!

(Sauron screams and transforms into the Witch-King)

Witch-King: Prepare to die, mortal fools!

(The Witch-King pulls out a big black sword)

Witch-King: The Mongul Blade! Perfect!

(The Witch-King raises the sword into the sky and lightning strikes it and it glows)

Witch-King: Prepare to die mortals and orcs alike!

(The episode begins and at the Mystery Shack, Dipper walks into the bathroom and gets in the shower)

Dipper: Disco girl coming through. That girl is you. Ooh ohh, ooh ooh.

Mabel: Dipper! Dipper! Dipper!

(Dipper wakes up on the ground)

Mabel: Dipper!

Dipper: What happened?

Mabel: The Witch-King knocked you out!

(Dipper gets up and looks around and the Witch-King is gone)

Dipper: But where did he go?

Mabel: He left to take over Gravity Falls! And he found a "one ring to rule them all".

Dipper: Gravity Falls is becoming the Middle-Age more and more everyday!

(Dipper tries to laugh but starts groaning)

Mabel: Rest, buddy!

(Mabel and the soldiers walk through the water to try and get to the Witch-King)

Mabel: Forward!

Witch-King: There following me? But... but... ah, to Hell with it!

(The Witch-King charges forward and starts to run faster and faster)

Witch-King: Let's see them catch me now!

(Dipper runs to the Witch-King's side)

Dipper: How are you doing?

Witch-King: I'm doing fine! How about... wait, how?

Dipper: Some nice wizard named Gandalf brought me back to strength and gave me a "fast-running" potion! What a nice man!

Witch-King: Gandalf! Should have know that old man would come around sometime!

(Dipper hits the Witch-King in the guts and he falls)

Witch-King: Why you little...

(The Witch-King wields his Mongul blade and gets ready to kill Dipper but Mabel trips him and the sword lands on the ground)

Witch-King: Defeated by a 9-year old boy and girl! Me! The Witch-King!

(The Eye of Sauron appears)

The Eye of Sauron: Not even turning you into the Witch-King helps! I better make you stronger, more fearful looking, more... what's the word? Destructive!

(The Eye hits the Witch-King with more fire power)

Witch-King: D-Dipper a-and M-Mabel, i-it's t-time t-to d-die!

(After the transformation is done, the Witch-King wields his Mongul blade and raises it high in the air)

Witch-King: Time to die! For real this time!

(The Witch-King laughs and he brings the sword down, throwing Dipper into a rock and he groans)

Mabel: Dipper!

Dipper: Don't worry!

(Dipper shows Mabel his new blade: Sting)

Dipper: Bilbo was right, this works like a charm!

(Mabel smiles and the Witch-King yells and throws the sword at the rock and Dipper ducks)

Dipper: Time for you to die!

(Dipper charges at the Witch-King with Sting and starts beating him up)

The Eye of Sauron: This is not part of my plan! I guess that if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself!

(The Eye of Sauron gets ready to kill Dipper and Mabel, and the Witch-King too because of Dipper beating him up, but Barry rolls up in a cannon)

Barry: Time to die, floating eye thing!

(Barry fires and gets caught in it's laser causing a big chain reaction explosion injuring the eye)

The Eye of Sauron: Stupid Orc! Why did I tell Sauron you jerks!

Barry: We be once the race of Elves, flatten down to them mean orcs you wished for!

(The Eye of Sauron shoots Barry with his laser and injures him)

Dipper: Barry!

(Dipper drops Sting and runs to him)

Witch-King: Bilbo! He makes the weakest design!

(The Witch-King tries to break the sword with his foot but can't)

Witch-King: Looks like Bilbo isn't much of a fool anymore!

Barry: Little master, please get me... to... Gandalf!

(Dipper and Mabel carry Barry to Gandalf and he gives him a health potion)

Gandalf: He should be much better now!

(Bilbo runs in)

Bilbo: Barry! The once great Elven Warrior! How Sauron makes them fall!

Witch-King: I'm so sorry, Bilbo, Gandalf, Dipper, Mabel, and Barry! The Eye of Sauron made me do! He turned me evil!

(The Eye of Sauron appears)

The Eye of Sauron: How did you find out!

Witch-King: I saw it with my own eyes!

The Eye of Sauron: But sad to say, you won't live to remember it!

(Everyone trembles as the Eye of Sauron gets ready to kill them as the screen fades to black)