User blog comment:WishKat/OC SHIPPINGS!~/@comment-5383228-20130911113656/@comment-24075917-20131012232558

(I interviewed Willow while she was ranting about how she hated pickles)

Willow: Pickles are disgusting! I mean, they're just CUCUMBERS, really!

Me: Uhhh yeah. Ooookay. Now can you please tell me why you're ranting about pickles when I asked you about your God dang relationships?

Willow: One time, I found a pickle in my left sock.

Me: What does that have to do with what I'm asking you?

Willow: And then I put it ON!

Me: ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Willow: Oh, okay. My besties are Luna and Maddie. Luna and I have sorta a love-hate relationship, but Maddie and I are cool. Mostly. There's this thing about Finn... I don't really know what happened, but I think she thinks that Finn and Luna are a thing... I dunno. She wouldn't say...

Me: Love interests?

Willow: That's a little personal, dontcha' think? Whhy are you interviewing me about this anyway, huh? YOU CREEP.

Me: (Facepalms) Oh my-- WILLOW! Will you please just ANSWER THE QUESTION so I can get on with my life?

Willow: Well... I guess... Latke.

Me: Can you tell me why?

Willow: Well, he's nice. And funny. And he's my age, or at least pretty close to it.

Me: That all?

Willow: My God, woman. I guess... He's kind of cute... BUT IN A FRIENDLY SORT OF WAY.

Me: (Snorts) Well, good luck with that.

Willow: What is that supposed to mean?

Me: Well, that's it for now! GOOD NIGHT CHICAGO!

Willow: Wait--!