Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-14930191-20130809141441/@comment-1674355-20140208001919

Brandon Storm9 wrote: I still don't see the practical application in a super band-aid that stays on for 150 years after the injury occurred.

If it started on his chin, and his beard grew out under it, then it would be on the end of his beard. So he must have taken it off and replaced it as his beard grew. Why would he do this? General kookiness, or a habit learned from babyhood? The persistent stickiness of such an old strip is problematic, but not if we assume a futuristic glue.