User blog:Mr B Natural/Look at this thing I made

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 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|I rigged it.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Spraying a tank with soap) Mabel, I know you're passing your whole "Boy Crazy" step, but I think you're a little crazy bunch of parts to it.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|What? (Blows raspberry) Scoop, come on! First summer out away from this house! It is my great opportunity to have an epic summer romance
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Yeah, but do you have to hit the boy you meet?
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Flashing back to Mabel with a boy near a greeting cards display.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|My name is Mabel, but you can call me the girl of your dreams. Are you kidding me! Ha, ha, ha (Shoves him into the display)
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Flashing back to a boy holding a turtle on a bench.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Jumps up behind him) Oh, you like turtles? I like turtles! What is going on here?
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Flashing back to the inside of a mattress store.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Let one prince of the kingdom of the mattress savings, all Come on!
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Hiding behind a set of colorful balloons. Pops out head and whispers:) Take me with you...
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Ah! (Cowers away from Mabel and drops scepter)
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Cut back to the present.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|All you have won your brother, but the simulation has a good feeling about today. The boy of my dreams could now walk through the door!
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Walks through the door and burps, but it gets caught in his throat.) Oh! Oh, not good. Ow.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Oh! why?
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Ha ha ha!
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Okay, okay, look for the living person. I need someone to go to ruin this part of the forest ghost signs
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Quickly:) No it.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Quickly:) No it.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|In addition to it.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|No, Soos asked you.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|I'm comfortable with him (Eats chocolate bar)
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Wendy, I need both of you to sign this!
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Pretends to reach for signs) I would, but I, ugh, can not, ugh, reach it, ugh.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|I'd fire all of you if I could. All right, let's make it... eenie, meenie, mieney… (Points at Dipper) you.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"| I feel like I'm being watched Grunkle seutaenneun whenever you're in the woods
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Ugh, this again.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|I wonder, is going on in the village, telling you. Just today, beware my mosquito spelling
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Looks at Dipper's arm) That means the Bewarb. And all the kids look this monster is a forest just a legend. Stuff hit the north by the people like me trying to sell their products in the same person.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|A fat, sweaty male tourist laughs while looking at a Stan bobblehead's head bobble.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|So that you end hypersensitivity! (Gives him the signs)
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(sighs)
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Cut to a foggy forest with trees getting blown by the wind.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Oh, Grunkle Stan. One does not think of anything I say. (Puts one sign up on a tree that says "To The Mystery Shack." He starts to hammer a nail on another tree trunk, but it makes a metallic sound. He taps the tree with the hammer, which makes more metallic sounds. He wipes away some dust and opens a secret window revealing a mechanical box with two control switches on top. He tests one control but nothing happens. Then he tries the other. Behind him, a hole opens up in the ground.)
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Blaaah! (Jumps and runs away)
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|What? (Looks inside the hole, and there is a book. He puts the book on the ground, and checks for people watching. He flips one page and an eye-glass is in it. He looks at the eye-glass and puts it down. He flips another page, and begins reading:) "I Gravity Falls, Oregon to investigate the mystery of a strange and surprising start after six years it is hard to believe."  (Flips through pages) What is all this? (Stops at a page that says "TRUST NO ONE". Reading:) "... Unfortunately, before he found it, my suspicion is confirmed, I'm being watched, I remember, you must hide the book. Nobody trusted Gravity Falls." . (Closes Journal) No one that you can not believe...
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Jumps up behind a log) HALLO!
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Ah!
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|you're reading ... some weird thing?
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Hides journal behind back) Uh, uh, it’s nothing!
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Imitating Dipper:) "Uh, uh, it’s nothing!" (Laughs) What? Are you actually gonna show me?
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Nibbles the edge of the journal).
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Uhhh. (Glances at Gompers) Let's go somewhere private.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Cut to a view of The Mystery Shack. Dipper and Mabel are in the living room.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Grunkle Stan, but I hypersensitivity reactions, according to this book, Gravity Falls is a secret has a dark side. (Shows Mabel a page)
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Whoa! To exit. Up! (Pushes Dipper.)
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|And get! After a certain point, the page just like the ones recorded in the disappearance, stop.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Doorbell rings.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Who's that?
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"| Well, time will reveal the secret. (Knocks over an empty can of beans on the table) Whoop. Beans. I have a date for this girl!! Woot woot! (Falls backward into the chair, giggling)
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|The route of the doubt! Let me just this: In half an hour I was gone, I found a boyfriend already?
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Would I be talking about? I just think you can not resist!
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Doorbell rings twice.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Oh. Coming! (Runs out)
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Sits down in chair and begins to read the Journal)
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Walks in and sees Dipper) What is it smooth, this reading?
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|I was just holding on elderly Magazine uh ... gold chain?
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|That's a good problem.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Hey, family! Say hello to my boyfriend!
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|'Sup?
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Hey...
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Without looking up) How is it hanging?
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|We met at the cemetery. He really deep. (Feels his arm) Oh. The small muscles. That's what your name is
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|... So what amazing things ...?
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Uh. General...MAN!
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|He means Norman.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Are you Norman bleeding?
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(With a red liquid dripping down his face) It's a jam.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Gasps) I love the jam! Look. In. this!
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|So, you wanna ... Take any hand or a?
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Oh my god, oh. Do not wait!
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Points at Stan and Dipper and runs into the wall several times on his way out)
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Narrating:)  Right there is something about Norman is not. I decided to see Journal.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Cuts to the shack's attic.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Reading from the Journal:) Their pale skin and a bad attitude known creatures are often mistaken ... youth! Beware Gravity Falls "evil...(Gasps)
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|We see the journal page on The Undead. The picture of the zombie becomes Norman.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|'Sup.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|ZOMBIES!
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(In the bathroom) Someone said, "Crombie"? In other words, Crombie What? Even the word. You're losing your mind.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Looks out window)
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Walking towards Mabel with outstretched arms while making zombie noises)
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|I love you.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Oh, come on! Marvel!
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Cuts to black screen for commercials.)
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|No, no, Marvell, watch out!
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Huh, huh! (Puts hands around Mabel's neck)
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Ahhh!
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Removed arms, revealing flower necklace) Huhhh!
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Gasps) Daisy? You are ...
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|my brother is really small animals zombie dating, or just going nuts?
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Screwing in a lightbulb) A dilemma.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Gasps)
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|I can not help but to see them f*ck themselves to talk loudly in the empty room.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Soos, you've seen a boyfriend meyibeul. And he's just gonna be a zombie?
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Hmm. Have you seen how many people eat brains?
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(looks down) Zero.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Look at your friend, I believe in you. I'm always noticing strange things in this town. Like the mailman? Friends convinced that the wolf man.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|Flashback of a hairy mailman walking by Soos, who is eating his lunch outside. Soos slightly moves away from him.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|But later, gotta have proof. Otherwise, you people think you're a major league cuckoo clock.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|As always, Soos, you’re right.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|My wisdom is a blessing and a curse.
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Shouting offscreen:) Soos! Portable toilet is clogged again!
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|I am needed elsewhere. (Backs out)
 * style="empty-cells:hide;"|(Narrating:) My brother can be a problem. It was time to get some evidence.
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