User blog:EpikFalls/S1E1 - Merry Mystery

Overview
Mabel uses the real Christmas spirit to make a snowman come alive. However, this snowman is not like Frosty. Meanwhile, Stan is writing numerous letters to Santa asking for money.

Summary
[Dipper] Man, I thought when Summer ended it would be my last sight of Gravity Falls.

[Mabel] We're lucky we can stay for the holidays!

[Soos] [walking in] Hey dudes! Did you see all that snow out there? It's crazy!

[Dipper] [looking out the window] Awesome! Mabel, we've got to get ready to go outside!

[Mabel] I'm gonna make a snowman!

[Soos] Have you guys even heard of the Snowmen during Gravity Falls Christmas?

[Dipper] Soos, not another legend. It's just like the one you made up at Summerween.

[Mabel] But that legend was real, maybe he could be right.

[Soos] Only in Gravity Falls, snowmen come to life if made by someone with Christmas spirit.

[Dipper] Wow. That's the best you could think of?

[Later, Mabel has made two snowmen]

[Mabel] Check out my snowmen, Dipper! One of them is alive!

[One of the snowmen shakes]

[Dipper] Mabel! What have you done?

[Waddles] [pops out of snowman] Oink.

[Mabel] Gullible. You really thought it was alive, didn't you?

[Dipper]: Alright, you got me that time.

[Dipper and Mabel laugh and go inisde with Waddles. Suddenly, the other snowman's happy face forms into a mad face.]

[The theme song plays]

[Camera pans up to the Mystery Shack]

[Stan] [writing his words down] Dear Santa, I have enclosed this letter with my wish list. I would like it if you could do something about the number of tourists I am getting. I am not doing good business recently... Hate, Stanford Pines. Now to put in my wish list.

[Camera shows Stan's wish list, which says "Money, Money, Money, Money, Money, Money, and more tourists]

[Dipper] Hey Grunkle Stan!

[Stan] Kids, I know you have [spoiler alert from the movie, I will write down this after it happens], but I hope not to see more mystic objects around here.

[Brad appears out of nowhere]

[Stan] Ugh, Brad.

[Brad] [sarcastically] And a Merry Christmas to you...

[6] [pops out of Brad's pocket] Hey guys!

[Stan makes -_- face]

[Dipper] Brad, what are you doing here?

[Brad] Just gonna join you guys for a very Merry Christmas!

[Dipper] Woo!

[Mabel] We should invite more friends over!

[Stan] Oh boy.

[The screen reads "5 minutes later"]

[Dipper] Alright, we got Lindsey, we got Aaron, and-

[knock on door]

[Mabel] Here's Gabby!

[Dipper opens the door, Gabby walks in]

[Gabby] Hello!

[Mabel] I know 2 more people who will make this Christmas party better!

[Stan] A Christmas what?

[The screen reads "5 more minutes later"]

[Mabel opens the door to Candy and Grenda]

[Mabel] Now let's get this party started!

[Ground rumbles]

[Dipper] Ahh! This ground is rumbling like Rumble McSkirmish!

[The door crashes down an Mabel's snowman, slightly bigger, crashes in]

[Soos walks downstairs and into the room]

[Soos] Holy snowman! I warned you guys!

[Stan] I warned you guys too, right after the theme song.

[Mabel] A snowman's alive! I'm gonna name him David!

[David] Hello, fellow humans. How about freezing up in snow...I got a belly right here.

[Dipper, Mabel, Brad, Lindsey, Aaron, Gabby, Candy, Grenda, Soos, 3, 6, and 953 scream and run]

[Stan] I warned you guys...again. Anyway, kids, I'm gonna go to the post office and drop my...uh...package for...the...uh...one-eyed witch...

[Dipper] [from far away] What?

[Screen cuts to the group]

[Dipper] Wait, guys, is it just me or is that snowman wearing some kind of amulet or something?

[David] You'll never take this from me! NEVER!

[David continues chasing; the group runs again]

[Meanwhile, Stan is walking into the door and sits down at the table and reads a letter reply from Santa]

[Stan] [reading letter] I do not know how to make tourists want to come to you- [normal] Really, Santa? [reading letter] and I do not give anyone money for Christmas.

[screen shows earth]

[Stan] [yelling] NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Commercial Break]