Thread:AbercrombieFizzwidget/@comment-25104149-20140323213921

We pan to Webster's resturaunt.

Antonio is cleaning up the dishes, as he is about to leave for the night. Webster is standing next to him.

WEBSTER Hey, thanks for all you've done here.

ANTONIO Oh, It's no problem.

(Antonio sprays a window with a cleaning bottle, and wipes it with fabric)

WEBSTER Hey, I got two tickets for Unnormal Activity 4! As a token of my appreciation for all your hard work, I invite you to go see it. Of course, after you finish cleaning the dishes.

ANTONIO Unnormal Activity 4? Why so many sequels?

(He runs off into the kitchen to finish cleaning the dishes)

ANTONIO But sure..

(Antonio cleans a stack of plates and silverware)

CUT.

We see a title card reading "30 minutes later."

ANTONIO Okay. I'm finished, Webster! Let's go to the matinee!

WEBSTER Okay.

(The two walk outside and shut the door after them.)

(Antonio and Webster jump inside Webster's car, a black caddilac)

We pan to the right, and we see a member of the secret club walking by, using a walkie talkie, on a brick wall behind a few garbage, we see a message written in grime reading "ONE DAY YOU WILL KNOW".

We cut into the car.

The car is very neat and clean.

Everything is organized and clean.

WEBSTER Please don't make a mess, Antonio.

ANTONIO Okay.

(CUT)

(We are at the movie theater)

(We pan overhead to a ticket stand instead)

ANTONIO and Webster walk up.

Webster hands the man at the ticket stand their tickets.

MAN Enjoy the movie!

WEBSTER You can't tell me what to do.

The two walk off to watch the film.

CUT.

We cut to a dark movie theater screen.

Antonio and Webster are sitting in a crowded theater.

We see people texting on their phones, people slurping their drinks, and people chatting, while humoressly ignoring the rules.

There is a sign reading "NO TEXTING DURING THE FILM", which a viewer ignores.

We cut back to Antonio and Webster.

Antonio is nervously eating a handful of popcorn, Webster is sitting to the right slurping bottled water.

We cut to the screen.

JOE Bill, when I look down under my bed, I see that---

(He waves his finger nervously)

BILL: Oh, I bet it's not that BAD

(A very cheesy handful of devious monster muppets resembling a scorpion mixed with the devil and a gremlin jumps up and eats the two, offscreen., the strings of the puppet are also visible)

We cut to Antonio screaming.

We hear people from the back shushing him.

MAN (whispers) Oh come on.

CUT.

We cut outside the movie theater.

Antonio and Webster are getting into their car.

Other people next to them are remarking about how terrible and cheesy that movie was.

MAN HEADING INTO HIS CAR That movie was terrible.

WOMAN: meh.

The same member of the secret club is getting into his car, followed by LOVEBUG as well.

FILM CRITIC: It was poorly written, convoluted, and it was very cheaply made.

(The two jump inside their car)

WEBSTER Well, it was a good night, but I better head for the night.

ANTONIO Can you drop me off at my place?

WEBSTER Sure.

CUT.

We cut to Antonio's anthill.

ANTONIO Ahh... bedtime...

(Antonio shuts off his lamp, and settles into his bed.)

(Antonio shuts his eyes)

(We see a vision of a bunch of the devious monsters from earlier attacking Antonio from under his bed. The monsters are drooling blood from their mouth, and we hear screams from Antonio, and evil laughter from the monsters. It is also lit poorly, and we see static after Antonio is attacked)

(Antonio awakens)

ANTONIO (Screams loudly)

Antonio looks around

ANTONIO Oh... It was just a dream...

(Antonio looks under his bed)

ANTONIO ...Is it?

(Antonio briefly sees the shadows of a bunch of monsters)

(Antonio hyperventilates and screams loudly again)

ANTONIO: Woah. Woah. It's alright, as long as I am safe and alert, and I never shut my eyes. Something TERRIBLE could happen if I'm not alert.

(Antonio runs off and back with a first aid kit, two flashlights, a lantern, and a spoon. He is also covered in "armor", a bunch of laundry mats and plushies)

ANTONIO Ahh... Now I'm safe....

(Snelson suddenly enters the room)

SNELSON Hey, Antonio!

ANTONIO (gapes)

SNELSON Oh, it's fine...

ANTONIO No..no...How did you get here?

SNELSON heh, ignore that..

ANTONIO Ookay.

SNELSON What's wrong?

ANTONIO Listen... I'm fine....

SNELSON I am still not leaving you alone. What if bloodthirsty monsters from under your bed attack you and suddenly you die?

ANTONIO (hyperventilates and screams lately)

SNELSON ..Don't think of all of the bloodthirsty, shallow, unforgiving monsters hiding under your bed???

ANTONIO SNELSON!

SNELSON Sorry.

ANTONIO Nah.. It's okay..

SNELSON Okay.

ANTONIO I'm gonna go to sleep. You watch over me while I sleep? Okay?

SNELSON Alright!

SNELSON I'm on it!

SNELSON Nah... I'm bored...

(Snelson runs off to the hallway)

(Antonio is screaming in his sleep)

ANTONIO (awakens) Snelson... where the heck are you?

(Snelson walks by)

SNELSON Oh.. there you are... I was busy ignoring you...

ANTONIO (Screams in anger)

ANTONIO I'm gonna go to sleep, and if you screw up, I'm gonna kick you out of the house... Alright?

SNELSON (giggles for 15 seconds randomly) And that was me giggling for no reason!

ANTONIO (sighs and goes to sleep)

(Snelson runs off)

SNELSON Doot doot doot doot.... a bunch of bloodthirsty monsters are gonna kill my friend and I don't care at all....

(Antonio awakens and screams and hyperventilates)

ANTONIO What.. what... (wipes sweat off his forehead) Where?

SNELSON Nah... I was joking...

(Antonio gives him the look)

(Antonio goes to sleep) 