Carpet Diem/Transcript

{|class="wikitable" width="100%" valign="top" ! !Mabel !Dipper ! !Stan !Dipper ! !Mabel !Dipper !Mabel ! !Mabel !Dipper !Mabel !Dipper ! !Candy and Grenda !Dipper ! ! !Mabel !Grenda !Candy !Grenda !Candy !Mabel
 * The episode opens with an eyeball rolling into a cup.
 * Hwaah! Total domination! I am the master of Attic Stuff Mini-golf! From the mighty swiss alps! To the badlands of Dipper's old laundry where man fears to tread!
 * (walks to another golf ball and prepares to hit it) Alright let a pro on the field. Uh-floor, whatever.
 * (Dipper hits the eyeball very hard. The eyeball bounces around the room and crashes through a window. It then hits Grunkle Stan in the head)
 * Ah, my head! It hit me right in the head!!
 * Yes! Stan shot. Is that legal?
 * (Mabel and Dipper look at the judge (who is Waddles) and see him eating the score card)
 * The judges say it's out of bounds.
 * You're out of bounds! (lightly jabs Mabel in the stomach with his golf club)
 * Hey! Stop it! (Jabs Dipper lightly in the stomach with her golf club)
 * (Dipper and Mabel continue jabbing each other for a few seconds until a cat alarm clock starts ringing)
 * Hey, Dipper I gotta go hang out with Candy and Grenda tonight.
 * Aw, again? You can't leave mid-game.
 * Don't be silly, I'm not leaving. My friends are coming to me!
 * Wait, what? Oh no. No no no. Sleeping bags? (looks at sleeping bags) Rom-coms? (looks at romantic comedies) Calling All Boys: Preteen Edition?!? (looks at the game) You're not having a-
 * (The door opens and shows Candy and Grenda grinning in the shadows. They walk in and interrupt Dipper and finish his line)
 * SLEEPOVER!!
 * AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
 * (cuts to theme song)
 * (It's the sleepover at night. Mabel, Grenda, Candy, and Waddles are sitting on Mabel's bed and talking)
 * Okay, so how much do you like boys?
 * Sooo much!
 * Boys make me think about kissing!
 * Candy! Oh my gosh! (throws a pillow at Candy and it hits her in the head)
 * Ow.
 * We are so crazy tonight!