User blog:CaptainJones123/Gravity Falls Fan Episode 9

Hi, once again. This one is called "The Phantom of Your Dreams: Part 2".

Transcript
Dipper and Mabel: Last time on "Gravity Falls"!

(Mabel is walking backwards in a place thrust in smoke)

Mabel: Get away from me, you creep.

(A phantom-like thing is floating towards Mabel)

The Dream Phantom: But, Mabel, you thrust with a secret.

(The Dream Phantom grabs Mabel by her sweater)

The Dream Phantom (taking off his mask): And I'm here to help you figure it out.

(Takes off his mask to reveal Stan's head)

The Dream Phantom: Rather you like it or not.

(Mabel wakes up frightened)

Dipper: Yes, Mabel. I have heard of this phantom in my 3 book. What he does is: When someone has a secret they want to find out he always appears in there dreams to help them figure it out, in the weirdest ways.

Mabel: And we have a secret we are trying to figure out: The Secret of Gravity Falls!

Dipper: But what does that have to do with Stan?

Mabel: We've seen a lot of weird things here, Dipper.

(Gideon laughs)

Gideon: This plan will not fail!

The Dream Phantom: Time to bag and tag.

(Dipper and Mabel scream and the Dream Phantom pulls of his mask to reveal Stan laughing)

Dipper (whispering to Mabel): When the Dream Phantom pulled off his mask to reveal Stan in the dream, it was telling us Stan was going to try and scare us.

Mabel (whispering to Dipper): Wait a minute. I don't think that's Stan.

Stan: If you keep on doing this to me, It will be the last thing you do.

(Mabel stops)

Mabel: Sorry, "Grunk".

(Mabel laughs)

Stan: Get off me.

(Mabel gets off)

Mabel: Okay, so it wasn't someone in "Stan" guise.

Dipper: Thanks for the tip, Captain Obvious!

(Wendy answers her phone)

Wendy: Wendy speaking.

The Dream Phantom: Violets are blue, roses are red, you're going to be very dead!

(Wendy gets off her phone)

Wendy: Dipper, someone just threatened to kill me, in a form of a poem!

Dipper: I shall save you.

(Suddenly, the ground Dipper is on breaks and causes him to fall off the Shack roof and he hits the ground)

Dipper: Get a doctor. I think I broke all my bones.

Mabel: Someone must not want us to find out who threatened Wendy.

Dipper: You think?

Mabel: But who? Who would go far enough to try and kill the person.

Dipper: Mabel, falling off a roof won't kill you.

Mabel: Don't make me have a flashback. We lost a good man that day. I salute you, Captain America.

(Dipper groans)

Mabel: Don't be sad, Dipper. Captain America is up in that big S.H.I.E.L.D. headquaters in the sky.

Dipper: Mabel, time to do this thing.

(Mabel pulls out a machine)

Mabel: Wish me luck. I'll need it.

(Mabel transports her self into the Phantom's cloak)

Mabel: Oh my...

(Mabel pulls out a secret device that will allow them to overheard his converstations and see throws it behind her and pulls out a smoke bomb)

Mabel: Smoke bomb!

(Mabel throws the smoke bomb and she disappears)

The Dream Phantom: Can't breath!

Mabel: Sure!

(Dipper activies the device)

The Dream Phantom (off-screen): Gideon, I don't like you making me torture those poor kids.

Gideon (off-screen): Say that to me again, and I'll take your cloak and shove it up your...

The Dream Phantom (off-screen): Don't talk to me like that. I quit and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

Dipper: The Dream Phantom is a good guy?

(The episode begins)

Mabel: Wow! Who knew?

Dipper: The Dream Phantom?

Mabel: Maybe... just maybe...

(Dipper groans and suddenly a voice comes out of the machine)

Gideon (off-screen): You knew I can see you, kids?

Dipper: Curses.

Mabel: Knowing here, you possibly are.

(Dipper gets mad while Mabel laughs)

Dipper: Shut up, you jerk!

(At the Shack)

Stan: I wonder how the kids are doing, Wendy.

Wendy: Stan, don't worry. I'm sure there doing, fine!

(Stan and Wendy here screams getting closer and closer to the Shack)

Stan: I remember those screams anywhere. It's the kids.

Wendy: I'm just going to leave. Tell Dipper and Mabel I said, Hola!

(Wendy runs out of the Shack)

Stan: What's her deal?

(Dipper and Mabel run into the shack and close the door)

Dipper: Stan, Gideon is after us.

Stan: Gideon. That little troll! What happened this time? Tried to throw you off a roof?

Dipper: No.

Stan (sweating): No reason...

(Gideon knocks at the door)

Gideon: Knock Knock! Guess who?

Dipper: Someone that won't chop us into tiny pieces and eat us?

Gideon: I'd never do that!

(Stan sweats even more)

Stan: It's the first Pioneer Day again.

(Stan has a flashback were is standing on top of the Mystery Shack with Gideon behind him)

Gideon: Stan, give me the Shack or I'll push you off the roof.

Stan: Never. I rather die than give it up.

Gideon: Have it your way.

Stan: Your going to push me... off a roof?

Gideon: Yes.

(Stan laughs and Gideon raises his foot and hit's Stan foots and Stan holds it)

Stan: I'm losing my balance.

(Stan falls off the roof while Gideon laughs with glee and his flashback ends)

Dipper (still trying to hold the door shut): Gideon pushed you... off a roof?

Stan (still sweating): Yes. Crazy right?

(Gideon finally bustes the door open)

Gideon: The shack is mine!

Dipper: And let my guess, this is the part where you sink Stan?

Gideon: No. This is the part where I throw an Ice Pack at you.

(Gideon pulls out an Ice pack and throws it at Dipper and it freezes him)

Mabel: Is it a...

Gideon: It's a magic Ice Pack!

(Mabel gets mad and trys to thraw out here brother)

Gideon: It won't help, Mabel. What part of "magic ice pack" didn't you understand?

Mabel: The "magic" part.

(Suddenly, the Dream Phantom appears)

The Dream Phantom: Gideon, you have gone to far this time and you are getting on my last nerve.

Gideon: You're just a floating thing that envades people's dreams.

The Dream Phantom: "Envading" is such a strong word.

Gideon: Is it now? Is it really?

The Dream Phantom: Yes. Now, Gideon start this, or I'll use my "otherworldly" powers to turn the Pines family on you.

Soos: I'm right here. Cleaning the counters.

The Dream Phantom: Okay. I'll turn everyone besides Soos against you.

Stan: We already against him.

The Dream Phantom: I meant I'll make you attack him.

Stan: Okay. Wait a minute, I've seen you before.

The Dream Phantom (whispering to Stan): Not infront of the kids, Stan.

Stan (whispering to the Dream Phantom): Infront of the kids, "Phantom".

(Stan laughs while the Phantom wimpers)

Stan: For the first time in public, the secrest, secret indenity, of the Dream Phantom.

The Dream Phantom: For Goodness's sake, please don't Stan. Those kids can never find out who I really am.

Stan: It's too late, Phantom. They got to know. For me.

The Dream Phantom: Okay...

(The Dream Phantom pulls off his mask while Dipper, Mabel, Gideon, and Soos watch in shock)

Wendy: Guys, I need to tell you something...

(Wendy even looks in shock and finishes pulling off his mask)

Dipper: My... wait, I have no idea who that is.

Stan: This is an old friend of mine: Steve Jackson.

Steve: Sup?

Dipper: So, Steve... why?

Stan: Me and Steve made a bet. We made a bet that if he can scare the living moonlights out of you, I'll pay him everything the Mystery Shack got for the day. And if he failed, he would have to work for me for the rest of his life.

Dipper: Well, he won. We're as scared as hack.

(Stan pulls out his money and hands it to Steve)

Steve (whispers to Dipper): Thanks, buddy.

(Steve leaves)

Dipper: Wait. If the Dream Phantom wasn't real how did it end up in... a newspaper article I read.

Gideon (whispering to Dipper): I put it in there. And Stan is going to have to find out about "3" sometime.

(As Gideon leaves, he laughs evily)

Mabel: What was that all about?

Dipper: Nothing. Leave me alone. Why are you questioning me?

(Dipper runs away)

Stan: Yeesh. What's up with him?

Mabel: It's yet another mysterious!

Stan: What?

Mabel: Nothing...