User blog comment:ThePK/The Great Gravity Falls Quote Tourney/@comment-26065999-20150317101852

Didn't see that you can nominate 3 quotes, so:

"You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, in case someone maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder."

- Stan Pines

"When the cherry petals of magic romance academy are in bloom... anthyding can hadplen"

— Romance Academy 7 opening text