User blog:Gold2232/Random Bill Cipher (a story I made)

This is a random story which should not make sense at all.

Now it's time for the randomness of this random story!
(Gideon summons Bill Cipher again)

Gideon: Listen you. I need you to get my kitty cat keys from Grunkle Stan and then I can become ruler of Cute Nation!

Bill Cipher: Okay. See ya. Gonna go corrupting Stan's mind. Stan's Mind. Blah blah blah buy some gold kid!

Gideon: You didn't even bake me a pie yet!

Bill Cipher: BYEEEEEEE!

(Meanwhile, at the Mystery Shack...)

Stan: I have a great idea! Lets sell my kitty cat keys to Gideon!

Dipper and Mabel: NO! You know how important those keys are? They are candy flavored!

Stan: Who would eat keys? Bye gonna go take a nap and NOT GET CORRUPTED!

Dipper and Mabel: OMG BILL CIPHER IS BACK!

(While Stan is taking a nap, Bill goes into his mind and when he goes in Stan starts meowing)

Mabel: GRUNKLE STAN! He gotta be saved!

Dipper: No way. After he made me do something, I will not save him and I will rather die.

Mabel: YOU WOULDN'T!

Dipper: Okay we can go in.

(Dipper takes out Book 3 and eats it)

Dipper: We don't need that useless book anymore.

Mabel: Then how are we gonna get in???

Dipper: Through his mouth.

(Dipper and Mabel try going through his mouth, and get sucked into it and get into his mind)

Dipper and Mabel: OH MY GOD A BUNCH OF HOT OLD LADIES!

(To be continued...)