Tourist Trapped/Transcript

[Series opens with a view of the sun]

Dipper: [voiceover] Ah, summer break.

[Pan down to show a dad at the grill]

Man: So, do you want cheese on that, hon?

Woman: Sure, hon.

Kids: [laughing]

Dipper: A time for leisure, recreation, and taking er easy. Unless you're me.

[Dipper and Mabel crash through a "Welcome to Gravity Falls" billboard on a golf cart, screaming]

Mabel: It's getting closer!

Dipper: [voiceover] My name is Dipper. The girl about to puke is my sister, Mabel. You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart, fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror.

Dipper and Mabel: [screaming]

Mabel: Look out!

Dipper: Ahh!

''[They continue to scream and drive. Freeze frame]''

Dipper: [voiceover] Rest assured, there's a perfectly large explanation.

[theme song]

''[The same sequence of Dipper and Mabel screaming and driving is shown. Freeze frame]''

Dipper: [voiceover] Let's rewind. [Show them at their house readying for vacation] It all began when our parents decided we could use some fresh air. They shipped us up north to a sleepy town called Gravity Falls, Oregon to stay at our great uncle's place in the woods.