Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-28799866-20151223095349/@comment-27600685-20160118211716

Gompers and Waddles had a baby Navy named bill cipher who's middle name is bae. His first word was awwuminati (illuminati) and Gompers died by 360 no scope by tad strange ("Oh Snap."). But waddles had a heart attack because Bill said REALITY IS A ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYE, but then Tad Strange said bacon until pacifica came and slapped him around until he was saying jibberish McGucket couldn't understand. But then Spooderman came and was revealed to be Big Henry from the miners who was revealed to be Shrek who was revealed to be Gompers who was revealed to be Dipper and Mabels dad, who was revealed to be Illuminati who was revealed to be Dipper and Mabel's mom who was revealed to be Waddles who was revealed to be Spooderman who was revealed to be Bill who was revealed to be Dipper who said

"But if I am kill, then who

Is

Fone?"

Illuminizle confused