Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-8161155-20160415215304/@comment-30958430-20170422152629

Ok, I kinda forgot the name, but it's that guy in The Legend of the Gobblewonker who interviews Dipper in Dipper's creepy preteen fantasy. HE HAS A BEARD PEOPLE.

"And I want a pair of magic money pants. It's not gonna happen."