User blog:EpikFalls/Carols

Hello, wiki members! Now that I am back from my ban, I am going to show you many Christmas carols I have spoofed in Gravity Falls version! Come on, sing along!

Key

 * When in normal words, singing.
 * When in bold, it is the name of who is doing the following line.
 * When italic, it is talking.
 * (When in italic and parentheses, it is an action.)

We Wish You a Merry Dipmas
Brad: (clears throat) We wish you a merry Dipmas, we wish you a merry Dipmas, we wish you a merry Dipmas, and a Mabel new year!

Stan: Good mysteries we bring, to you and your kids. We wish you a Mystery Shack-mas and a happy new fez!

Brad: Come on, why are you interrupting, this song is just corrupting, it's gonna be so spotting on Chirr-ist-mas Eve.

Stan: I just need some more tourists, to come down to my shack. It's gonna be such a bliss! When they want to come back.

Brad: That is no meaning to interrupt my song, and your rhyming is tot-ally wrong, when you can't just-a-ding-dong! Instead that or be gone.

Stan: Okay, fine, I'll be out of here, I promise I won't be near, even if this is on air, on the ra-a-di-o! (walks out of the room)

Brad: We wish you a merry Dipmas, we wish you a merry Dipmas, we wish you a merry Dipmas, and a Maa....beellll...newwwww....yeaar!!!!!!!!! (song ends)

Deck the Shack
Dipper: Deck the Shack with boughs of holly.

Dipper, Stan, and Mabel: Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.

Stan: Tis the season to spend your money!

Dipper, Stan, and Mabel: Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.

Mabel: Don we now our gay apparel.

Dipper, Stan, and Mabel: Fa-la-la la-la-la la-la-la.

Dipper: Troll the ancient Christmas carol.

Dipper, Stan, and Mabel: Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.

Dipper: Come on, guys, let's do the next verse!.

Stan: See the mystic yule before us!

Mabel: Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la. Strike the harp and join the chorus.

Stan: Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.

Dipper: Follow me in merry measure.

Dipper, Stan, and Mabel: Fa-la-la la-la-la la-la-la.

Stan: While I tell of Christmas treasure.

Dipper, Stan, and Mabel: Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.

Mabel: Fast away the old year passes.

Dipper: Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la. Hail the new, ye lads and passes!

Dipper, Stan, and Mabel: Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.

Stan Sing we joyous all together.

Dipper, Stan, and Mabel: Fa-la-la la-la-la la-la-la.

Mabel Heedless of the wind and weather.

Dipper, Stan, and Mabel: Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.

Dipper: Here comes the big ending! Deck the Shack with boughs of holly!

Mabel: Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.

Stan: Tis the season to spend your money!

Dipper: Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.

Mabel: Don we now our gay apparel.

Stan: Fa-la-la la-la-la la-la-la.

Dipper, Stan, and Mabel: Troll the ancient Christmas carol. Fa - la - la - la - la - - la - la - - - la - laaaaaaaaa!!!

12 Days of Christmas
Dipper: On the first day of Christmas, Santa gave to me, a book with the number three!

Mabel: On the second day of Christmas, Santa gave to me, two jolly sweaters!

Dipper: And a book with the number three!

Stan: On the third day of Christmas, Santa gave to me, 3 handfuls of money!

Mabel: Two jolly sweaters!

Dipper: And a book with the number three!

Wendy: On the fourth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me, 4 magazines!

Stan: 3 handfuls of money!

Mabel: Two jolly sweaters!

Dipper: And a book with the number three!

Soos: On the fifth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me...FIVE..CHOCOLATE BARS!!

Wendy: 4 magazines!

Stan: 3 handfuls of money!

Mabel: 2 jolly sweaters!

Dipper: And a book with the number three!

Alexis: On the sixth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me...6 fingers on a hand!

Soos: FIVE..CHOCOLATE BARS!

Wendy: 4 magazines!

Stan: 3 handfuls of money!

Mabel: 2 jolly sweaters!

Dipper: And a book with the number three!

3: On the seventh day of Christmas, Santa gave to me...7 monster pages!

Alexis: 6 fingers on a hand!

Soos: FIVE..CHOCOLATE BARS!

Wendy: 4 magazines!

Stan: 3 handfuls of money!

Mabel: 2 jolly sweaters!

Dipper: And a book with the number three!

Waddles: Oink oink oink oink oink oink oink, oink oink oink oink oink oink...oink oink oink oink oink!

3: 7 monster pages!

Alexis: 6 fingers on a hand!

Soos: FIVE..CHOCOLATE BARS!

Wendy: 4 magazines!

Stan: 3 handfuls of money!

Mabel: 2 jolly sweaters!

Dipper: And...(gasp for breath)... a book with the...''(gasping for breath) Can I take a break? I need water.''

McGucket: On the ninth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me...9 dumps to live in!

Waddles: Oink oink oink oink oink!

3: 7 monster pages!

Alexis: 6 fingers on a hand!

Soos: FIVE..CHOCOLATE BARS!

Wendy: 4 magazines!

Stan: 3 handfuls of money!

Mabel: 2 jolly sweaters!

Dipper: ''(drinking water) What? I told you. I'm taking a break!''

Candy: On the tenth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me, 10 forks for my fingers!

McGucket: 9 dumps to live in!

Waddles: Oink oink oink oink oink!

3: 7 monster pages!

Alexis: 6 fingers on a hand!

Soos: FIVE..CHOCOLATE BARS!

Wendy: 4 magazines!

Stan: 3 handfuls of money!

Mabel: 2 jolly sweaters!

(There is a sign in Dipper's place reading "And a book with the number three!")

Brad: On the eleventh day of Christmas, Santa gave to me, 11,000-(director yelling at him) Sorry... 11 spells to use!

Candy: 10 forks for my fingers!

McGucket: 9 dumps to live in!

Waddles: Oink oink oink oink oink!

3: 7 monster pages!

Alexis: 6 fingers on a hand!

Soos: FIVE..CHOCOLATE BARS!

Wendy: 4 magazines!

Stan: 3 handfuls of money!

Mabel: 2 jolly sweaters!

(There is a sign in Dipper's place reading "And a book with the number three!")

Brianna: (oinking, with translation unlike Waddles) On the twelfth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me, a lovely pig named Waddles!

Brad: 11 spells to use!

Candy: 10 forks for my fingers!

McGucket: 9 dumps to live in!

Waddles: Oink oink oink oink oink!

3: 7 monster pages!

Alexis: 6 fingers on a hand!

Soos: FIVE..CHOCOLATE BARS!

Wendy: 4 magazines!

Stan: 3 handfuls of money!

Mabel: 2 jolly sweaters-''Great, now Dipper's not here for the big ending. I'll do it for him. And a-(pushed by Dipper)''

Dipper: -book with the number three! (in a big ending form)

More soon
''I am still working on them! Hope you enjoyed!''