Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-25860806-20151024075507

1. Ah, Tale of Two Stans. The main reason why we now all cry in Legend of the Gobblewonker, the supposedly happiest season one episode.

2. As well as why the broken swings in Stan's mind is sad.

3. HEY, LOOK, IT'S STANLEY- NO, STANFORD.

4. You know, no one would expect Stanford to be that one guy who burned his face and played board games while insulting cartoons. He looked like the one who decides to betray the protagonists. Then burned his face and played board games while insulting cartoons.

5. Yes, that was an insanely risky move, but you're the same guy who yelled, "DO SOMETHING" while being sucked up by the portal you made.

6. Now you can't tell the different between large hairless gophers and large hairy humans? You disappoint me, Ford.

7. YAY. ENTIRE MYSTERIOUS BACKSTORY.

8. The ship already has flags, and now you got sunburn. Ford, you disappoint me, still.

9. Ahh, The 1960s. The time when insults were terrible, yet everyone cried when insulted.

10. This scene is recommended to watch with a bunch of tissues and a bucket of ice cream/yogurt.

11. What's the point of calling them both if you only need Stanford?

12. Sheesh, Principal, you just insulted Stan when he's RIGHT OUT THE DOOR.

13. Oh yeah, and you just INSULTED A STUDENT.

14. If that popped off that easily, then Ford's experiment must've already been broken or something.

15. I'm surprised the machine is destroyed just because Stanley punched the table and a piece popped off. 16. Stanley, this is the worst time to mention the treasure hunting thing...

17. They really need to hug it out.

18. HUGABALOOZA 2000

19. I wonder if the phrases Sham and Rip-Off came from Stan Co's product.

20. You do realize if you just hang up, you would have just wasted a quarter?

21. IT'S WHAT WE ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR...

22. IT'S THE GIANT OAK ARM.

23. The journals, too, I guess.

24. A transuniversal polydimensional metavortex? What?

25. McGucket, there's a reason why that line was there.

26. And Ford, you should know better. Just because a man nearly is sucked into your crazy mystical sideburn dimension portal, survives, and is supposedly unharmed, doesn't mean something bad happened to his head. You disappoint me.

27. Stan does have a point, though. You disappoint me, Ford.

28. Now you're being rude to your bother. You disappoint me Ford.

29. Here's the scene when you yell "DO SOMETHING", Ford. You seriously disappoint me, Ford.

30. Yeah... that is in no way permanent... heh heh...

31. It's an embarrassment that the first papers you picked out were drawings, Ford.

32. If only they existed... then I could eat them...

33. Despite my disappointment for Ford, knowing that he burns his face makes him my favorite character. That's a fact. 