User blog:CaveJohnson/Season 2 FTW! (Bewarb thar be Spoilers for the first 2 Episodes ahead)

Ok so I know I haven't been on in forever (Busy life and all) But I managd to see the first two episodes of Gravity Falls Season 2! (Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap YAY!)

Okay enough Clapping

Okay so my opinion on this season 2 so far

The first episode (Spoilers ahead) I have mixed feelings on

The Karaoke was Beyond Hilarious As was the Majority of the Episode but I did hate the Zombies I mean they were disgusting... Not a Big Fan of Zombies

I really liked Seeing Stan beat up those Zombies that was great (Was a little worried Soos wasn't gonna get turned back though... for some reason... No idea why I would've thought that)

I'm very stoked for the new messages in the Journal and How the Twins relationship with Stan will change now that they know he knows and also Why is it taking him so long to do whatever he's doing with that Portal thing?!

Now this does change something about my theories I really don't think Anyone in Gravity Falls is a Zombie because.... none of those Zombies seemed Sentinent and If they were Zombified it would be evident what with the Green Skin and the Desire to eat brains

Now I reaally didn't like what Dipper's Latin Incantation translated into that's like... Crossing the line a little bit for me there

But it was in a different language and he probably had no idea what he was saying so i'll just brush it off.

Now on to the other episode (Spoilers)

It was great seeing the Author's Hidden Bunker and actually discuss who wrote it and attempt to find out who he is I was a little flipped when I saw the Shapeshifting Creature turned into that guy I was like Wait...... But McGucket is the Author............But McGucket IS the Author....Right? HA! Of course he is was there ever any doubt? ...Yes yes there is doubt this Gravity Falls there's doubt about everything anywho..

I like how the series is being a bit more serious now What with talking about the Apocalypse I think? Maybe? Who knows

And finally I can honestly say I am satisfied with how Wendy and Dipper's thing endedI mean I like Wendy Dipper Together probably more than most people on here I don't give a crap about a three year age difference But I admit it would be kinda creepy at this point in their life

BUT I am satisfied with it i'm just going to hope Wendy doesn't get a new Boyfriend (Unless he's cool and not like Robbie) And that she doesn't get back with Robbie (Because I hate him I hate him I hate him)

Because i'm going to assume they get together later in their life (Since it would be less creepy then I mean come on my Parents have more of an age difference some of you guys parents probably do too)

But the main reason i'm satisfied with this is because as much as I like them together Gravity Falls does not need to be about Romance! If they got together it would still end up being about it somehow like "Dipper visits Wendy's house and has to earn the Approval of Manly Dan" Something like that i'm sure I mean it was bad enough when Regular Show did it

So with Wendy and Dipper's Romance hopefully over (Cough cough until they're older)

I can definetily say I am satisfied with this episode

Now on to =SDCC TRAILER (AGAIN BEWARB SPOILERS)=

It to me is the most revealing of the trailer's

First we have Dipper wearing Maybe Robbie's? Coat (I mean it doesn't look like Dipper's Vest to me) But maybe i'm imagining things And then the Moon with an eye Creepy!

Some stuff  in the Bunker Dipper's Big Mysteries thing Some Animatronics?! Okay Whatever

Dipper and Mabel and Pacifica?! in a Golf Cart I think yeah Volcano erupting No theories here Some Sock Puppets no theories yet but... HILARIOUS!

Umm.. some random girl? I don't know

Dipper using the Black Light Zombies again Bill following Dipper and Mabel around Stan and the Portal More Bunker stuff

BLENDIN BLANDIN?! BACK?! Yeah looks to me he's a bit more confident He must have something up his Sleeve Maybe he somehow overthrew the time baby? I don't know but he's gonna be much more villainous I think

And then we have Lazy Susan Who looks to be Cowering in fear talking on a Telephone next to a... i'm sorry is that a Tombstone? How is there a Telephone? CORD TELEPHONE Next to a Tombstone?! What? Anyway she's with the Blindeyes looks like I personally thought she was their Leader (And i'm sure lots more people do after seeing this) After all Search for the blindeye's Sight had like "Cats?" But it looks to me here like they're forcing her to do something against her wishes Maybe ask Stan to come over? To... the Grave? I'm sorry what IS that Rock?

Soos watching Anime looks funny umm.. Golf Course I don't even know about the 3D Thing or... Puppet maybe? Something grabbing Pacifica? I wonder if she's gonna be more important/good this season? I mean it looks to me they're working together in that previous scene with the lava and Alex did say he didn't wanna tell the same story

Anyway then Wendy does that cool thing with her shirt to cover up the blood Umm.. Gideon in prison?

Those Goverment Guys

And then we come back to the Moon which turns into Bill I personally have a theory Bill IS the moon!

I mean it kinda makes sense that would explain how Bill can "see things' and isn't the Moon Landing being a Hoax an Illuminati thing? And come on They faked an entire President's Term couldn't be that hard by Gravity Falls Stanards

So yeah that's it hope you enjoyed this if you read all the way through I can ramble on for qutie a while about these things.