User blog:TitanicMixGirl/Episode 5 I Made

This one is called:

"Waddles"

(In the kitchen)

Mabel: Ok. It's time to feed you Waddles.

Waddles: (In head) Yes! I'm starving!

Mabel: And I know you would just love some chopped up caramel apples in your food.

Waddles: (In head) Ohmigosh! She's adding the chopped up caramel apples. I love the chopped up caramel apples!

Dipper: (Walks in) Hey Mabel.

Mabel: Hey. Which would you rather do? Do Gangam Style infront of Wendy, or... sing You Belong With Me in front of Wendy?

Dipper: (Groans) Do I really have to answer this?

Mabel: Of course. It's part of the game.

Dipper: But I don't want to answer or play this game right now.

Mabel: Just answer the question.

Dipper: I don't want to.

Waddles: (In head) Man, I wish I can just ask for the food but I can't bow my cover. Man! I'm so hungry.

Mabel: Come on it's part of would you rather.

Waddles: (In head) Ya, and would you rather see a happy pig eating his food, or... a pig that starved to death.

Dipper: Is it really a big deal for me to answer the question!

Mabel: (Holding Waddles food dish) Yes, it is! Now answer!

Dipper: No!

Waddles: Give me the stinkin food I'm drooling a pool over here!!!

(Mabel & Dipper are in shock)

Mabel: Did he just... talk?

Waddles: (In head) Think fast & think quick) Uh, no. I mean... woof. Wait that's not the sound a pig makes. Been whatching to much Dog With A Blog. I meant a... oink.

Dipper: He did it again.

Waddles: No I didn't I said, oink.

Mabel: Ohmigosh! I have a talking pig!

Dipper: I was not expecting this.

Mabel: Well, who would expect their pet pig to just start taliking all of a sudden.

Waddles: Please don't send me to be experemented on. I love you guys. I wouldn't want to leave you two.

Mabel: We would never do that. Besides I think having a talking pig is... AWESOME!!! This is so cool.

Dipper: How are you able to talk?

Waddles: Well, (Flash back...) when I was a young piglet I ate this taco once, and I thought it tasted kinda funny. Then all of a sudden words just started coming out of my mouth. (End of flashback)

Dipper: So... a taco, made you talk?

Waddles: Yep.

Mabel: Well we won't tell Stan. If Stan found out, he would freak, and then... Ya, that's probrably all he would do.

Dipper: Ya. Probrably.

Waddles: This is awesome! And to celebrate, lets have some caramel apples.

Soos: Waddles can talk? Waddles can talk.

Dipper: No,no,no Soos. No he can't, you're having a dream & sleepwalking. Go back to bed or whatever.

Soos: Ok.

Waddles: Really, I guy your age is bying that?

Soos: So Waddles can talk. I can't wait to tell Stan. (Runs to Stan)

Mabel: No! Soos wait!

Soos: Guess what I just found out Mr. Pines.

Stan: What?

Soos: Waddles can talk.

Stan: Ya. In his pig language.

Soos: No, he really did talk. He said...

Stan: Soos, don't play with me. Now there's a box full of stuff I need you to put away waiting for you.

Soos: (Sigh) Ok, Mr. Pines. (Walks away)

Waddles: Oh, that was close. Thank goodness your great uncle doesn't really care about anything.

Mabel: You got that right.

(I'll Finish This ASAP!!! Promise!)