User blog:CaptainJones123/Gravity Falls Fan Episode 7

Hello, again (okay, I'm running out of welcomes :P). This one is called "April Fools".

Transcript
(One day at the Shack, Mabel's sweater clock rings and see wakes up and runs downstairs)

Mabel (Singing): Happy holidays to all! Today is the day of alls! Prepare for hapiness! As I give you a huginess! Today is the day above all! Happy holidays to all! Get up out of your beds! Wake up you sleepyheads! Today is the day! Time for a prank to play! Today is the holiday I live for! April Fools to all!

(Stan walks in)

Stan: Mabel, it's midnight. Why are you singing?

Mabel: Because it is currently my favorite holiday!

Stan: Let me guess. It's April Fools day!

Mabel: How did you guess?

Stan: I heard your song against my will!

Mabel: Grunkle Stan, I hope you think little of my song.

Stan: Where doing that again!

Mabel: Sorry for waking you. I'll go back to bed!

(Mabel runs upstairs)

Stan (leaving): Freak show)

(Mabel's back in her bed)

Mabel (humming); Happy holidays to all! Today is the day of alls! Prepare for hapiness! As I give you a...

(Mabel falls asleep)

Mabel (In her sleep): I'm sorry Princess Cheesecake, the Sausage Fairy made me do it.

(Dpper awakes)

Dipper: Princess Cheesecake? Sausage Fairy? Something weird is going on her.

(Dipper grabs 3 and looks through it)

Dipper: Ah. It's a illness people get when it hits 12:00 on there favorite holiday. It causes them to have very weird dreams. And the only cure is for them to have the holiday they have been waiting for.

(Dipper closes 3)

Dipper: Oh my...

(The screen switches to the next day and it gets paused and Dipper comes up)

Dipper: As you just witnessed, my screen got switched. And there's a reason for that. Role the film!

(Dipper goes down)

Mabel: Dipper, hand me the popcorn.

Dipper: Here you go, Mabel.

(The film plays)

Dipper: In ever star's life they are moments where words are not to be here by children viewers, as you just witnessed. But what I said wasn't bad, and the director has always hated me. Curse you, Director. Curse you to...

(The screen switches back to Gravity Falls and Mabel is heard laughing)

Dipper: Mabel, shut it and hand me the remote.

(The scene continues to play)

Mabel: It can't believe it's finally time for April Fool's day. I'd be watching my back if I were you, Dipper.

Dipper: Mabel, I have 20-20 vision. You can never switch through my defences.

Mabel: Okay. If that's how you want to play it. Then let the game be afoot, brother. Be afraid, brother, be afraid of the dark.

(Mabel slips into a dark room and she is heard tipping)

Mabel (off-screen): Waddles, what are you doing in here? I saw you outside a few seconds a go. Also, Waddles, go get the bandages. I think I broke almost every bone in my body.

Dipper: Right... you think your the only one with a plan. Well, you're wrong. You're wrong.

(Dipper starts laughing evily but ends up coughing)

Dipper: Man, my throat's dry. I need something to drink!

(Dipper heads into the kitchen)

Dipper: Refreshment, prepare to be mine.

(Right as he opens the fridge, Dipper ducks as arrows shot out of the fridge)

Mabel (leaning on the kitchen counter): You knew it, didn't you?

Dipper: Yes. Luckly, I was the first one to open the fridge.

(Stan walks in with an arrow in his back)

Stan: Mabel, the next time you try to pull an April Fool's trick on Dipper, do it on something only he opens.

Mabel (gleaming with glee): Thanks for the plan, Stan.

Dipper: I know what your pointing at.

Mabel: Do you, Dipper? Do you really?

Dipper: Mabel, like I said you can't slip pass my defences.

(Dipper laughs evily and takes a sip of his Pitt soda)

Mabel: I've got it. But I need to wait till the stroke of sunset.

(Later that day)

Mabel: It's finally ready!

(Looks at watch)

Mabel: And just in time too. It's almost the stroke of sunset.

(As sunset falls on Gravity Falls, Mabel starts winding the switch on the catapult)

Mabel: Dipper, you're mine. You're finally mine!

(Mabel laughs evily as the switch stops and just as sunset is about to go behind the trees, the catapult fires the giant pie into the light-up sky)

Mabel (looking at her charts): Oh, no. It's aimed the wrong way. It's aiming at...

(Mabel's phone rings)

Mabel: Pacifica's... house...

(Mabel answers her phone)

Mabel: Mabel speaking.

Pacifica: Why did you fire a giant pie at my house?

Mabel: I was trying to get, Dipper. I aimed it the wrong way.

Pacifica: And I'm suppose to believe you?

Mabel: Yes?

Pacifica: Just forget it... just forget it...

Mabel: Okay. Have a sparkly day!

Pacifica (getting off): Jerk.

(Back at the Shack)

Dipper: Oh, Mabel, Jeff called, he wants you back!

Mabel: Hide me!

Dipper: April Fools!

(Dipper starts laughing so hard, he and his chair fall backwards and the screen goes back)

Dipper: I got you go!

(Mabel gets out of her theater chair and leaves as Dipper continues to laugh out of control and then he notices Mabel has left)

Dipper: You go with your sister to the Gravity Falls theater to see the latest Gravity Falls episode and see leaves you. Well, it's still worth to go, just to see myself on the big screen!

(As Dipper starts to leave, he stops and turns around)

Dipper (pulling out his remote): Have a good night, everyone!

(Dipper turns off the screen)